"Raindancer - 3" By fluffstory (https://pastebin.com/u/fluffstory) URL: https://pastebin.com/piEwt7v6 Created on: Thursday 20th of August 2020 11:58:36 AM CDT Retrieved on: Friday 30 of October 2020 11:18:53 AM UTC Ol_Dirty, April 13, 2012 / PB 166322 ======================================================================================================================================= >You are the unicorn leader of a herd feral fluffy ponies >In order to survive the coming winter, you decided to follow a domesticated fluffy named Wiggly and to live in his human home >Wiggly is now dead by your horn >In killing him, you liberated him from the indignity of living as a pet to a human and saved your people from becoming like him >Wether intentionally or not, Wiggly would have found a way to rot the herds' brains and turn them into stupid weaklings >The others don't even notice he is gone, except for your friend and advisor Rustle >But Rustle knows better than to bring him up in conversation >To the rest of the herd, there never was a Wiggly >In the two weeks you've been living in your new home, there's been no sign of humans >Maybe a bear really did maul Wiggly's owner to death >You can just imagine it: a wicked human dead in the paws of a raging grizzly bear >The mental image is glorious >You should totally draw it on the "story wall" >You found some crayons in the house >The herd uses them to draw pictures of your journey on what you call the "story wall" >There's no Wiggly there >It better stay that way >As much as you hate humans, you follow some of Wiggly's "daddy's" rules >Such as no shitting around the house, except in the litter box >There's also the "every other fluffy poops outside" rule >It not only keeps the litter box from filing up too often, but it also keeps the herd from growing too used to the "comforts" of living in a human house >You have a similar rule for sleeping on couches and beds >Like a good leader should, you follow all of your own rules >You also found a way to use the sorry stick >What you did is you had the stick propped up against the kitchen table with the bristled end pointing down >Atop the kitchen table is where you "judged" the bad fluffies from >If they were found guilty, you just tipped the sorry stick over and let it come crashing down on their head >You had to stop this practice after cracking open the skull of a foal who shat on the floor >Now you just smack bad fluffies on the head like you used to >All in all, the 26 of you who are left have lived a good life for the past two weeks >What the hell? That's not the kind of thought you should be having! >You shake your head to snap out of it >Gotta watch yourself, you're starting to get too comfortable with this new way of life >Yet you can't for the life of you remember how you survived past winters... >As you're lying down on the table of the upstairs office, the brown unicorn Hayseed approaches you >"Smawty Fwiend, can fwuffies ea' tube food now?" he asks >You've been over this a hundred times >"No. Metaw tube human food is no good fow fwuwwies, make you go dumb" you say sternly >Hayseed turns and leaves, hanging his head in dissapointment >You look out the window to see the weather >You're not too far into winter yet, the stream where you dumped Wiggly's body has frozen but there's no snow to be seen yet >The herd has already eaten a whole lot of food >Hopefully it'll last, you don't wanna have to resort to eating the food in the cans out of fear of becoming a dumb pet pony >From the window you see members of your herd playing outside, running in circles, hugging each other, digging in the mud and such >Wait a minute... >Digging? >Digging... >OH SHIT! >Suddenly you remember >You remember how you survived winter before: digging! >You dug a hole and hid a big bunch of nuts and berries inside so you'd have food throughout the winter >You did so this year too >How the fuck did forget that? >How *could* you forget that? >Were you always this dumb? >Has this place changed you? >Or were you just so wrongfully optimistic of the prospect of living in a human house that you forgot? >You're the smarty friend, this can't happen to you! >You're panicking >You're turning into a dumbass! >Gotta get that food out of the ground >You get up and start running >In your fearful state you trip and fall down the stairs >You stagger up and run into the kitchen >Do you send Rustle to retrieve the food? >No >Can't >Rustle's not as smart and strong as you, he could get hurt or lost >You have to do this yourself >Besides, you need to get out of here and get your head straight again >You need to work for your food, remind yourself of who you are >You take two pegasi with you, Sunbeam and Leafwing >You grab one of those plastic containers that are laying around, bags or whatever they're called, and get outta there >There's a cold breeze outside >Already you feel your head clearing >"Fwuffies go ge' food outta gwound" you exphin "Fowwow Waindancew, 'kay?" >The pegasi nod and you're off >You've never been this determined in your life >As you run, you look up and see snow >Winter >It's finally here >Fluffy God dammit! >You pick up the pace >You run faster than you ever have >7 miles per hour >You can hear your fluffy little heart beating in you chest >Sunbeam and Leafwing follow as best they can >You still remember the way came to the house >Can't afford to stop >Can't afford to get stuck >Can't afford to get lost >You run for what seems to you like hours >Finally you arrive at your destination >This is the field where you used to live >It's already covered in snow >Now where the fuck's that food? >WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?! >"Dig!" >Sunbeam and Leafwing comply >The three of you start randomly digging, scooping up snow and dirt with your hooves >This is taking too long >You start doubting yourself again >How could you have forgotten? >How could you be so stupid? >"Foun' food!" Sunbeam cries >You and Leafwing run over to him >That's a lotta nuts >Most look like they're still edible >"Good job, Sunbeam! Now ge' dem ou'!" you command >You open up the bag you took with you >Sunbeam and Leafwing start scooping the nuts and berries in with their muzzles >Your brain is full of self-doubt >No! >No time for that! >You help gather the food >Soon the bag is full >Leafwing grabs it in his mouth >"We go" you yell >You run back as fast as you came >Need to be more careful or thorn bushes might tear the bag open >Once you get back to the house, it's been two hours since you left >Leafwing struggles to get the fat bag of food through the pet door >Mission accomplished! > You're filled with pride knowing you're still you, knowing you're still in control >Sunbeam and Leafwing are panting from exhaustion >You triumphantly lead them to the kitchen... >Only to be greeted by a pile of dead fluffies >Fluffies lie motionless on the floor, on the table, on the chairs >You turn and look at the mini-river on the counter >It's running >Six fluffies have their heads stuck in the water gathered in the pool below it >Fluffy ponies drowned >There were 26 live fluffies in this house before you left >There are now 13 >Some still live > The few who aren't in too much pain to move are crying their eyes out, trying to bring the dead ones back to life through lugging >What in Fluffy God's name happened here? >"Waindancew!" you hear a familiar voice cry out >Rustle runs up to you, completely unscathed >"Wha' happen to fwuffies?" you demand to know >"F-fwuffies weve h-hungwy! T-they e-ea' da human food!" Rustle struggles to speak, clearly in shock >"WAH!? WHY!? They know is no' fow dem!" you yell >"Fwuffies won' wisten to Wustwe! They jus' bang open tubes and ea'! Rustle says >There are battered tubes of human food all over the kitchen >The food gate is open, you look inside >There's still fresh food there, perfectly good for fluffies to eat >You take a look around the room >Every square inch of the kitchen is covered in either shit, piss, blood or that flithy human food >You see Hayseed lying in a corner, still alive >"Hayseed, why do dis?" you ask, your voice echoing with anger and dissapointment >"Smawty fwiend was no hewe, fwuffies fowge' wha' food to ea'..." he utters >They didn't remember not to eat the human food? Should have forseen that >"Pwease..." Hayseed continues "Human food so tasty... We fight othew fwuffy fow numnums..." >Human food? Tasty? This is un-fucking-acceptable! >"Human food so hot, need wotsa wata..." >That explains the ones who drowned >Look around >Rustle is trying his best to help the injured fluffies >Sunbeam and Leafwing are just hugging them, only making their pain worse >Hayseed manages to get up on his own >"Why smawty fwiend weave us?" he asks with unbecoming assertiveness >"Yeah! Why Waindancew weave hewd wike dis?" other fluffies are starting to get up as well >Their blaming you for their own stupidity? >The insolence of these idiots! >"Smawty fwiend is no smawt!" "Yeah! And smawty fwiend is no fwiend!" Sunbeam and Leafwing join in >What the fuck!? > They were out there with you! >"Waindancew is munsta!" "Waindance is wowst fwuffy!" the accusations are just piling on >"No! Waindancew is no munsta! Waindancew is bwave weadew! Hewd is weak and stupid wike-" you stop yourself from uttering "his" name >"Wike Wiggwy?" Hayseed finishes for you >How does he remember that name? >"We wemembew Wiggwy. Wiggwy weave cuz he know Waindancew was munsta!" Hayseed cries >"NO! Wiggwy die! Waindancew kiww him cuz he dumb and weak!" you yell >You lower your voice down to the "shut up or die" level >"You wemind me wot of him..." >Hayseed doesn't respond to your threats >None of the herd does >Rustle has yet to say a word >He doesn't know what to do >He would never stand against you >But he doesn't want to turn on the herd either >"Waindance weave now..." Hayseed says >You don't move a muscle >"Waindance weave!" the herd yells in unison >You don't need to take this shit! >You take a look at your opposition >Fluffies standing on three legs, foals trying and failing to put on brave faces, pregnant mares with distended stomachs >You can take them >"No. Make Waindancew weave..." you challenge >Most of them immediately start shaking and backing up >They didn't seem to expect your response >He charges at full speed >You step aside as he approaches >For a split second he wonders where you went before you bring your head down, crushing what you suspect to be the last one of his ribs > *CRACK* >Hayseed is out of the picture >Leafwing jumps up from behind you > *BUCK* >He is sent flying against the wall >His head stars bleeding profusely >Next please >Some earth pony you don't even recognise runs up >You stand up on your hindlegs > *THUD* >There's a sickening sound as you bring your forehooves down across his back, breaking his spinal cord >Instant death >No more ponies step up to you >Still high on adrenaline, you smack the nearest fluffy in the face >It's Sunbeam >He falls over, still alive >You're panting madly, like a beast >You jump on the table and turn to face the crowd >"NO FWUFFY QWESTONS SMAWTY FWIEND!! NO FWUFFY!!" you howl >The herd shakes in fear >You rage dies down >You look at the carnage you've wreaked >The crying of foals breaks the silence >Maybe you are a monster >Your own people will no longer accept your leadership >They won't even accept your friendship >They're as dumb as you feared they'd become >You can't bring yourself to killing them all, yet you can't stay and help >You jump off the table >The fluffies who are hugging the three new corpses quickly make way as you approach >You walk over Rustle >He is scared for his life >You put your forelegs around him for a final hug >"Waindancew sowwy fow evewythin'..." you whisper >"Waindancew?" Rustle whimpers >"Thank you Wustwe... Thank you and bye bye..." you let him go "Hewd is youws now..." >Rustle tries to speak >"Don' tawk, Wustwe. Pwease pwomise" you say "Don' dwaw dis on stowy waww. Pwease, we' dem fowge' me..." >Rustle stares at you in silence >"Wustwe pwomise. Thank you and bye bye, smawty fwiend..." Rustle is holding back tears >You nod at him >Saying no more, not even turning to look at the herd one more time, you leave >It's really cold outside >There's 6 inches of snow on the ground >You start walking toward your home field once more >Along the way, you contemplate all that's happened >Where did it all go wrong? >Who's to blame? >Regardless, your own people will no longer want to see you >You've failed as a leader >The long journey is complete >You sit in the snow in the middle of the field, looking around >This is the land your father, the great Windwhisker, ruled before you >The snow reminds you of your mother's white fluff >This is where your life began >And this will be where it ends >It rained the day you were born, it's what you were named for >And today it snows, it's somehow so poetic >You look up >The clouds form a majestic fluffy face in the sky >"Is tha'... Daddeh? Momma? Who... Fwuffy God?" >You blink and it's gone >The water has frozen over, you can't drown yourself >The snow will break your fall, you can't jump off a cliff >There's only one way >You stand on your hindlegs and use your forehooves to tear fluff off your body in large tufts >The pain is nothing to you >After bearing youself, you stay on your hindlegs >You utter a final prayer and close your eyes, giving up all resistance >You freeze to death within minutes