"One of THOSE nights"
By fluffstory (https://pastebin.com/u/fluffstory)

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Created on: Sunday 23rd of August 2020 08:50:20 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 30 of October 2020 11:18:50 AM UTC


Ol_Dirty, May 22, 2012 / PB 189996
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>It's getting late 
>Stacking block with fluffy pony in his safe room 
>Build a block house with him 
>You point, fluffy pony stacks 
>He never pushes any of the other blocks over 
>Great motor skills for a fluffy pony 
>The last blocks been set in place 
>It looks good 
>A little wonky, but more than you'd expect from a fluffy pony 
>"Great job" >Pet fluffy pony on the head 
>"Fwuffy buiwd gwea' house!" 
>Fluffy pony runs circles around the block house 
>Never seen a fluffy pony so proud of himself 
>"Yeah, a great house. But it's time to go to bed. C'mon, help me clean up these blocks" 
>Fluffy pony stops in his tracks His eyes widen 
>"Wah? Nuuu!! No pu' bwocks 'way! No pu' house 'way! Fwuffy buiwd house! Fwuffy wuv house! FWaffy gwea' house!" 
>Sigh 
>It's gonna be one of those nights... 
>"Look if I let you keep these blocks around, you might get hurt" 
>"Bwocks no huwt fwuffy! Bwocks fwiend!" 
>Fluffy pony doesn't understand 
>It's not about the blocks hurting him, it's about him hurting himself 
>Fluffy ponies are never truly safe from their stupidity 
>By next morning, he could've mistaken the blocks for food and choked to death 
>"I don't wanna argue with you over something you can't understand. Please, let me take the blocks and let's both go to bed, okay?" 
>"Nuuuuu! Fwuffy wuv bwocks! Daddeh no huwt bwock house!" 
>Fluffy pony sits between you and the block house on his hind hooves, his fore hooves stretched to each side 
>How cute 
>He's trying to stop you from "hurting" the blocks, while you trying to stop him from hurting himself with them 
>Well, if that's the game he wants to play... 
>"Okay, you win" 
>Fluffy pony put his fore hooves down and smiles 
>I won't hurt the house. But you still need to go to bed. Right now" 
>"kay daddeh. Fwuffy go bed" 
>"But before you do, shouldn't you hug the house? You know, wish him good night?" 
>Fluffy pony has that "Oh yeah! Almost forgot!" look on his face 
>He reaches his hooves forward to embrace the block house 
>"Goo' nigh' house!" 
>*CRASH* 
>The block house falls over 
>A look of absolute horror appears on fluffy pony's face 
>"Wa-wah... Wah? Why.... Why house no... Whewe... Whewe house... Why no..." 
>Tears form in fluffy pony's eyes 
>"WAAAAAAA!! WHY?!! WHY HOUSE GO 'WAY?!!" 
>Offer no solace 
>Collect blocks into the toy box one by one 
>"WAH FWUFFY DO WWONG?!! FWUFFY WUV HOUSE!! WHY HOUSE NO... WAAAAAAA!!!" 
>Grab fluffy pony by the fluff on his neck and pick him off the floor to keep him from drowning in his own tears 
>He doesn't even notice 
>"JUS' WAN HUG FWIEND!! WHY HOUSE NO WAN' FWUFFY HUGGIES?!!" 
>Just one block remains 
>"...pwease cum back house..." 
>Fluffy pony is out of breath, his voice is hoarse 
>"...gif huggies if cum back..." 
>Pick up the last block 
>Fluffy pony finally notices you 
>"...whewe house go?" 
>Fluffy pony is too tired to cry 
>The safe room floor is drenched in tears 
>Reach for a paper towel and wipe the floor dry 
>"The house went to sleep. You should too" 
>Put fluffy pony into his basket 
>"Good night" 
>No answer 
>Pick up the toy box 
>Shut the light 
>Leave the safe room 
>"...goo' nigh' daddeh... goo' nigh' house..." 
>Sigh 
>It was one of those nights...