"Fluffy Garden" By fluffstory (https://pastebin.com/u/fluffstory) URL: https://pastebin.com/iJFEJGbz Created on: Thursday 6th of February 2020 06:38:59 AM CDT Retrieved on: Friday 30 of October 2020 11:21:05 AM UTC Marcusmaximus, August 21, 2015; 18:50 / FB 33142 ======================================================================================================================================= FLUFFY GARDEN >Be kind of a psycho. >You have adopted eight different fluffies, of all different types and temperaments. >They have the most beautiful, lovingly crafted safe room ever. >It's painted to look like a flower garden, >with a soft snuggly carpet that feels good on their little hoofsies, >lots of toys and musical instruments for them to play with, >an individual food dish for each fluffy, >even their own little TV and radio. >Your play with your fluffies for hours every day, >and give them spaghetti for dinner every night. >You firmly spank them with a sorry stick when they are bad, >but you always tell them WHY they are getting a spanking, >and tell them afterwards that you love them and give them a hug. >Your fluffies are all well-behaved, and adore you unconditionally. >As far as they're concerned, you're the nicest daddy in the world. >If only they knew your secret identity... >Ah, it's that time again already. >You go up to your room and put on your disguise. >Aviator goggles, huge ridiculous fake nose and moustache, >red shirt with a cushion shoved down the front. >You burst into the safe room with a diabolical laugh. >"MWAHAHAHAHA! IT IS I, DR. EGGMAN!" >"NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" scream all the fluffies. Several of them burst into tears. >Most of them try to run away, but are so terrified they just run in circles or into each other. >A couple of them are just too scared to move at all. >One, a little pegasus, has pooped himself and is just sitting there cowering, >covering his eyes with his hooves. >He will be your first victim! >You pick him up with one hand, and with the other, firmly snap one of his wings. >He screeches with agony as you drop him on the floor. >Next, you kick a couple of the fluffies. >They go flying across the room and slam into the wall, dropping to the ground sobbing. >You approach of the fluffies who is frozen in fear. >She winces as you approach, but still doesn't run. >You take a candy out of your pocket and offer it to her. >"Would you like to eat this, little girl?" >Fluffy gingerly takes the candy and starts licking it. >For a moment, her fear is replaced by joy, as the sugar-coated treat is delicious. >"TOO BAD!" you shout, suddenly ripping it away from her, throwing it on the floor and stomping on it. >The little fluffy bursts into tears. >"AHAHAHAHAHA!" >Laughing diabolically, you exit the room, >flicking the nose of a couple of the fluffies as hard as you can on the way out. >Ah, that was satisfying. >Quickly, you run upstairs and change back into your normal clothes. >Three, two, one... and back to the safe room. >"Fluffies! I heard you crying! Is everything okay?!" >"DADDEEEEEEE!" sob the little fluffies, running and hugging your legs. >"Muh-meanie Doctow Eggman came!" gasps one of your fluffies between sobs. >"He-he gif big ouchies! Fwuffy haf owwwieeeesss!" >"DADDDEEEE! WAAAAHHHH!" >You gather up your little fluffies and survey the damage that evil madman has done. >A poor little pegasus with a broken wing... >You gently stroke his mane, and give him a makeshift splint, >lying to him and telling him he'll be able to fly again soon. >(Well, he'll be able to fly as well as ever. You usually pick him up and run around the house holding him in the air, making whooshing noises.) >A little fluffy crying because her candy was stolen. You give her a new one. >All your traumatized little fluffies cuddle up to you, gradually going from terrified and crying to feeling happy and safe. >You pet them and cuddle them and sing to them. >"Fwuffy wuv daddee..." >"Daddee am bestest daddee ever!" >Your adoring fluffies praise you endlessly as they cuddle around you, >eventually falling asleep in a big fluffpile that you gently step out of. >Well, that was fun. >You realize that you're probably a sociopath, but it's not your fault. >It's Sega's. >If they'd just bring back the damn Chao Garden, you wouldn't have to do this IRL.