"Dream Reader (Challenge No.21 entry)"
By fluffstory (https://pastebin.com/u/fluffstory)

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Created on: Sunday 29th of December 2019 08:28:05 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 30 of October 2020 11:21:24 AM UTC


halonut, April 8, 2013; 13:28 / FB 10140
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>Be a Fluffologist.
>Not one of those half-assed, fluffies in the park, shave their asses and see how they react fluffologists.
>A real one.
>…
>Okay you shaved their asses to see how they’d react, but that was ONE TIME!
>AND IT WAS FOR LEGITIMATE SCIENCE!
>Ahem…
>Anyways, for this experiment you decided to stretch your budget a little.
>You’ve rented a dream reader from the local research hospital.
>Cost a bit, but a chance to look at the inner workings of a fluffies mind is too good to pass up.
>You’ve got three fluffies lined up for testing.
>A feral smarty friend.
>A pregnant dam.
>And a little filly.
>You’ve already got them anesthetized, and they won’t be waking up for quite a while.
>Turns out a little chloroform goes a long way with fluffies.
>Hook the smarty up to the machine.
>Pictures start to form.
>What appears is more or less what you expected.
>*Zzzt* “Smawty am bestest smawty im dah hoooooowe wowwd!”
>He appears to be two or three times bigger than the average fluffy.
>Hundreds, perhaps thousands of ferals are milling around him.
>Presumably they’re his herd.
>Dozens of them are swooning at his hooves.
>Most of them appear to be female.
>Most.
>He also appears to… Oh… OHGODNO.
>NOPENOPENOPE.
>Yank the headgear off the smarty.
>Throw the perverted little fuck in the garbage.
>You’ve confirmed two theories.
>One: Fluffies can have homosexual tendencies.
>Two: They can also be pedophiles.
>Hook up the dam.
>Hope to various gods that she’s more ‘normal’.
>*Zzzt* A singsong voice emanates from the speakers, “Bahbees bahbees mummah haf bahbee~!”
>Good…God…
>That’s a lot of babies.
>She has no less than eight teats, all of which are swollen to cartoonish proportions.
>She has at least ten times that many foals wiggling around her.
>You probably should have expected this.
>Still kinda fucking weird to look at.
>Unhook her because you don’t think you’re going to get anything else out of her.
>So far fluffies seem to tend towards severe hyperbole.
>The filly’s probably gonna be sucking on the world’s largest teat and swimming in a sea of fluff.
>Hook her up with a smaller helmet.
>*Zzzt* “Hewwo Hooman.”
>…Wut.
>”Speak up dummy. Fwuffy nu heaw yu.”
>”I-I-wha… how?”
>”Shuddup dummy. Yu iz gunna wissen weaaaaal cawefuw.”
>Carefully reach behind your back.
>”Whatchu doin dummy? Wissen to fwuffy!”
>Pull our fluffy killing hammer.
>”Pud dat back!”
>*SMASH*
>”OWWIES! Why huwt fwuffy? Am guud fwuff.”
>*SMASHSMASHSMASH*
>”Yuu… iz… gunna… wegwet… dis…”
>*SMASH*
>”…”
>No one must ever know about this.