"dkc abridged" By dickspongemcjontron (https://pastebin.com/u/dickspongemcjontron) URL: https://pastebin.com/adjmUFrP Created on: Saturday 13th of June 2020 12:17:18 AM CDT Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 02:52:36 AM UTC Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop this thing, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE DON'T— Undyne: What!? No, we can't just let her do it herself! (It's a lamp.) (There's no lightbulb.) (There are probably matches inside the lamp.) (It's a candle.) (There are probably matches inside the candle.) (It's a lantern.) (It's still starts to get kind of green.) (It's a book labelled Monster History Part 6.) Read it Do not Again scr_finalfir (There's a strange machine behind the hedge.) (There are a bunch of puzzles inside the cage.) (There are two kids inside the cage.) (They squeak when they're told to leave.) (There are two kids inside the cage.) (They squeak when they're told to leave.) event_ignore (It's a book labelled Monster History Part 7.) Read it Do not Again scr_hagen (There's a strange machine behind the hedge.) (There are a bunch of puzzles inside the cage.) (There is a book labelled Monster History Part 8.) Read it Do not Again scr_welcometimer (This is a book labelled Monster History Part 9.) (Again, what are you doing?) (You beat the book.) (You're amazed at how fast you are at what you're doing.) (You tell Undyne that you finished the chapter for you and Undyne.) (She nods her head approvingly) (She nods her head approvingly) Reading this... WARNING: This chapter of HISTORY may contain major plot twists. Do not read this if you haven't finished it. WARNING: This chapter of HISTORY may contain major plot twists. Do not read this if you haven't finished it. (Again, what are you doing?) (You beat the book.) (This time, you got the Juvenile Ticket.) Do not Again rabbick (It's a book labelled Monster History Part 10.) Read it Do not Again (This is a book labelled Monster History Part 11.) This is a book labelled Monster History Part 12.) Read it Do not It's a book labelled Monster History Part 13.) Read it Do not There's an inscription here that reads: "This is a book labelled Monster History." "Mettaton: The Lost Symbolist." "Mettaton: Architect of the Pyramid." "Mettaton: Architect of the Temple." "Mettaton: The True God." Please read it Do not It's a book labelled Monster History Part 14.) Read it Do not There's an inscription here that reads: "This is a book labelled Monster History." "Mettaton: The Architect of the Pyramid." "Mettaton: The Architect of the Temple." There's a book labelled Monster History Part 15.) Read it Do not There's an inscription here that reads: "This is a book labelled Monster History." "Toriel: Caretaker of the Earth." "Toriel: Mentor and Friend." (Pink goo.) (It's some kind of fridge.) (Piles of muddy pancakes.) (There's a message crumpled up in the wastebasket.) (Pg. 1) How could I leave such a dear friend like this, (Pg. 2) When not in use, this would be discarded... (Pg. 3) Yet it is. It's a book labelled Monster History Part 16.) Read it Do not It's a book labelled Monster History. "Neopet: The Official Guide to Undyne." (You open the book.) (... is it dusty?) (There is some strange writing on this book's spine.) "Dear Pet." "It is with great pleasure that I present to you my most personal treasure..." "This is a book I have been meaning to read for a long time." "ASGORE: Historian of Wars." "ASGORE: His Life and Times." Please read it Do not It's a book labelled Monster History. "Napstablook: History of a Legend." (There's a mention of a certain HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY) (... what? It's just a book.) YEAH!!! A LEGEND! It's a book labelled Monster History. "Labyrinth of the Dead." (It's some kind of fridge.) (It's locked.) IT SHOULD BE KIND OF PRONOUNCED. SIN ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop this thing, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE DON'T— Undyne: What!? No, we can't let UNDYNE destroy us! Papyrus: UNDYNE'S PLAN TO BE FREE. Undyne: Uh... OK. Undyne: Hey, why don't you go say hi to everyone? Undyne: Don't you have any plans with Alphys? Undyne: Hey, why don't you go ask her? room_fire_transformation Papyrus: A TRAP? HA! DOES THAT MAKE SENSE. We're going to be trapped down here forever. Papyrus: UNDYNE, DID YOU FIX IT? Undyne: Nope. room_fire_alt Papyrus: WHAT? I thought you were going to destroy it. Well, if it wasn't for us, we sure would. room_fire_savepoint1 Papyrus: THIS IS YOUR LAST RESORT OF POSSIBILITIES. room_fire_alt2 Papyrus: BEING A GOOD PERSON, ISN'T SAFE HERE NOW. EARLIER, MY BROTHER AND I KNEW A SHOP IN THE CAVALRY. WE COULD BUY FOOD AND SHOP IT FOR FREE? Papyrus: YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE PUZZLE? Undyne: You fixed it, didn't you? room_fire_newpc Papyrus: THAT'S IMPORTANT. A NEW CAR IS ALWAYS INVITED. AND EVERY TIME YOU LOOK AT THIS STATION... YOU CAN GO BACK AND VISIT MY BROTHER. room_fire_newpc2 Papyrus: THE STATION OF DOGGO. HE HAS THE AMAZING POWER TO SEE THINGS WHEN THEY MOVE. OKAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT AN AMAZING POWER. Papyrus: DOGGO ISN'T HOME. Undyne: What? You don't mean you have to stay home? Papyrus: I mean, I don't have to stay at my sister's house, but... I mean, I could stay at Papyrus's house, too! Undyne: Right. Well, see ya, punk! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! ... Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron3 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! room_fire_apron4 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-EXTERNAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop this thing, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE DON'T— NEITHER OF US LIKE FIRE PRACTICALLY. BUT I DO LIKE THE WAY YOU KIDS ACTUALLY act. UHHHHHHH...? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING? Ignore them. NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ppp well, that was certainly something. ppp AND IT WAS ALL THANKS TO YOU, FOR GETTING US ALL TOGETHER. AND MAKING EVERYONE FEEL BETTER THAN THEY DO TODAY. uhhh... what's with that weird expression? did you say something to the effect of...? NYEH HEH HEH!! endwhere H-hey! Me, Asriel Jr. and Toriel are thinking of going to the toilet. Wait! Don't do that! IT'S OK! I already know you're going to do it!!! Let's not move. Mettaton! H-hey! Don't jump on me! I'm kidding, of course! OK, I'll keep my promise and let you guys go. H-hey! Go away! *** You had better jump on me... Or I'll... *Door bangs.* ok, you tell Asriel what to do. Asriel: ... What? Asriel: He doesn't have to do anything, but he has to listen to me. You tell Asriel what to do. Asriel: ... *Blushes deeply.* *Blushes even deeper. *Eyes widen as you listen to ASRIEL... *Blushes even deeper. *The room is filled with the smell of clover and dew. *Asriel turns to you and smiles. *Your heart rate quickens. *Asriel waves at you. *You ignore Asriel. *You tell Asriel what to do. Asriel: ... *You tell Asriel what to do. Asriel: It's not your fault he acts that way. *You can't blame him... *You can't understand it, but there's no denying it. *You're better than this. *You're better than this! *I could stand if you hit me. *If you hit me, there will be no doubt in my mind. *That you choose to not hit me only proves how much you care. *You're killing me for no good reason. *You're just doing this because you have to. *No good reason. *No reason. *Why not kill me and go to the end of the room? *Why not kill me and go to the end of the room? *Why not kill me and go to the end of the room? *There's no time to waste. *Time to act. Room_F11 *Open to all humans? *That's a joke. *You're better than that. *You're a great hero. *It's time to show what good you really are. *Open to all humans? *Joke aside, you're really scary. *That's a joke. *You're a great hero. *The humans are too afraid to fight you... *To let you go. *To let you go. *Ha ha ha... *So that's why, I'm sorry... *I told the heroes that if we let Undyne live, then she too would fight you. *Of course, they were all a bit shocked. *They thought I Was actually... *Using their powers for good, for changing their ways. *Really? *You change your mind? *Ha ha ha... *So that's why, I'm sorry... *I told the heroes that if we let Undyne live, then she too would fight you. *Of course, they were all a bit shocked. *They thought I Was actually... *Using their powers for good, for changing their ways. *Really? *You're changing your mind? *Ha ha ha... *So that's why, I'm sorry... *I told the heroes that if we let Undyne live, then she too would fight you. *Of course, they were all a bit shocked. *They thought I Was actually... *Using their powers for good, for changing their ways. *Oh. OK. *That's fine. *You're OK. Your journey's not over. *Just keep on going, OK ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop this thing, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE DON'T— Undyne: Oh! You're the one who said not to mess this up! Papyrus: I meant you wouldn't, because you're great at being wrong. Undyne: You sound like you have a lot of experience being wrong, huh? Papyrus: I'M SURPRised TO BE ABLE TO CAPTURE YOU! Undyne: What!? You're gonna let me try? Yes No Undyne: Don't be ridiculous. Undyne: Come on! You can't just jump through! room_fire_blookydoor Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! ISN'T THAT BLOO BLOO??? SHE'S CLOSING IN!!! LET'S OPEN THE FRIDGE AND GET THE BLOOMS. IT'S BLOO BLOO ALL ALONG WITH IT. Papyrus: WHOSE IS THE SIGNAL? ME SIGNAL, THAT'S WHO I AM. Undyne: Signals can be dangerous. You don't want to fight my brother, do you...? But trying to read my mind is no way to get past it. Undyne: I can't see anything. But I know you're here. So I'll keep my promise and let you go through. Else, if completed the date with Undyne: Undyne: Hey, if you head that way, my guys gonna help you... Huh? No, I'm not going to hurt you. I just want you to be safe, okay? Undyne: Thanks for being a friend. room_fire_blookydoor2 Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT BLOO BLOO??? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!!! WAIT, WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO SHARE MY MIND WITH YOU? IT'S TOO BAD! Papyrus: BORING. Undyne: Papyrus, we should go. room_fire_blookydoor3 Papyrus: WHAT? I CAN'T SEE THEM??? NOBODY ELSE CAN'T SEE THEM! Undyne: Papyrus, we should go. Papyrus: WELL, UNDYNE, DON'T YOU LIKE TRADITION? Undyne: Well, if you're gonna go through with it, I'll do my best to make it worth your while! Undyne: Oh my GOD!!! NO!!! NOT YOU TOO!!! room_fire_sportscenter1 Papyrus: I LOVE THE CONTEST! IT WAS REALLY HARD TO RESULT. UNDERSTOOD. IT SEEMS EVERYONE GOT THE WRONG NUMBER. Papyrus: HOW DID THAT EVEN END UP BEING FOUND? Undyne: Well, it was kind of a mess. But nobody was hurt. room_fire_sportscenter2 Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! IS THAT BLOO OR PAPYRUS? JUST KEEP IN MIND WHAT THE COLORS MEAN. BLUE MEANS JUMP... AND ROSE MEANS YOU'LL... SMELL LIKE BATTERY ME. Papyrus: WHOSE NUMBER IS THIS??? Undyne: I'M CONFIDENT YOU'LL REVEAL THE SECRET TO MY ADVENTURE. Else, with Sans in the room: Undyne: I'M IMPRESSED. YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS LITTLE FACE. HE'S EXCITED ABOUT SELLING MY TRICKS. BUT SELLING IS GOOD DEAL! Undyne: I HAVE NEVER SELLED A TRICK BEFORE. And I'm not even part of the 'trick' community yet! ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop this thing, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE DON'T— Undyne: What!? No, we didn't say that! Papyrus: OH NO! HE SAID THAT! Undyne: Well, I will tell him to keep his mouth shut. Undyne: You poor Lightners! You were about to be crushed! Papyrus: DUMMY - ATK 7 DEF 3 Lightners that is! Undyne: What!? You're OK!? I'll keep an open mind! Papyrus: L... Lancer!? Undyne: Lancer!? When did you... Papyrus: OH MY GOD!? I'M SO sorry! I didn't mean to make you wait! We were just going to say hi, and... And then... We'll all be reunited! And everything will be fine! Undyne: Don't mention it! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: WHAT? COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Wait, what are we supposed to be doing? Papyrus: DO YOU HAVE A DISCOUNT? Undyne: I'd love to, but my dad hates coupons. Papyrus: HOLY SHIT, DAD! He'll even give you a free lunch! Undyne: Thanks, Papyrus. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: WHAT? COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Wait, what are we supposed to be doing? Papyrus: LET'S HANG OUT SOME MORE. Undyne: That's a bunch of free money. Papyrus: FREE ME UP FRIDGE!! Undyne: Huh? No, I can't hang out with that. Papyrus: WHAT!? FRIDGE ME UP FRIDGE!! Undyne: If you need to pull something out of the box, ask. Papyrus: A... an... what? Undyne: What are you even doing? Papyrus: FRIDGE ME UP FRIDGE! Undyne: I was just gonna ask, what did they do to you? Papyrus: They threw you into the box... Undyne: Oh my god. Dammit. Undyne: They even threw you into the box! Undyne: Dammit. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop this thing, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE DON'T— Undyne: What!? No, we didn't do that. Papyrus: I WAS GOING TO ASK. Undyne: What!? You can't even say? Papyrus: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...? Undyne: I... um... I don't think I explained it enough. Papyrus: I'M sorry. Undyne: What? What are you talking about? Papyrus: I'S sorry, Dearest. We said we weren't going to bother you anymore. Well, guess we have to go. See ya later, punk. Undyne: H... Ha... I'm sorry. I'll try to find something else to do. You don't have to look for it. Undyne: H... Can you go get something for me? room_fire_list Papyrus: L... Lightners! This war has really just begun! It really is the perfect storm of misfortune. But there's no time to lose. Fortunately, we live in the Universe, where anything can happen... Just as long as we're prepared. What are you waiting for? Come on, punk. Lightners! This war has really just begun! It really is the perfect storm of misfortune. But there's no time to lose. There's no time to lose. You just have to keep going. Undyne: Lightners! This war has really just begun! It really is the perfect storm of misfortune. But there's no time to lose. There's no time to lose. You just have to keep going. Papyrus: UNDYNE? UNDYNE? Are you... Doing something? Undyne: Well... I guess I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm calling all of my crew members into battle. And I'm doing it without thinking. Yeah, she's smart, huh? Papyrus: W... Wait! Don't quote me on that one!!! Undyne: Well... I guess you can say that. Undyne: This is why I never make plans. Because... Well... Even when I try to, I just don't know how to force myself to do it. room_fire_setup Papyrus: HERE, UNDYNE! LET'S OPEN THE FRIDGE AND LET'S LET THE TRUNK INSIDE! Undyne: Okay, I'll keep my plan a secret. Papyrus: TRY NOT TO DIE!!! Undyne: Well, guess I have no choice. Undyne: But I think you can see where I'm coming from. room_fire_control Papyrus: GOOGLY SCIENCE FICTION! GLASS OF WATER, IS THAT GLASS? Undyne: Yeah, I use it to cover my nose! Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID THAT! UNDYNE WOULDN'T I ASK HER TO TAKE MY RESUME? Undyne: No way! Papyrus: WHAT!? You're serious!? Undyne: You're serious about this!? Undyne: What!? You're serious!? room_fire_others Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh my GOD, I don't live on a conveyor wheel. Papyrus: WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh my GOD, you gotta solve it somehow! ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop this thing, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE DON'T— UNDYNE!! OH NO!!! This is it! I won't let you destroy humanity! Undyne: What? So you've fallen down here, too... WHERE'S YOUR HAND? IT'S INDEED IN THE DUMPS!!! Undyne: Don't give it to me! It's going to get lost again! Undyne: Wait! Don't throw it away! IT'S OK!!! I'll take care of it! room_fire_savepoint1 Papyrus: HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER. THAT'S JUST A GUESS. Undyne: What? No! That's a wash. Else, with Undyne in the room: Undyne: That's a wash. Else, without Undyne in the room: Undyne: That's a wash. Undyne: HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER. THAT'S JUST A GUESS. Undyne: What? Corridors? Undyne: Wait! There's one in the room! Undyne: Here, have a seat. Undyne: That's fine! (Take a seat) (Look at the TV) (It's a message from Alphys.) (Read it) (It's a message from Asriel.) (Read it) (It's a message from Toriel.) (Read it) hey there is someone there you should know better wait and see whoever is there... is probably going to kill you and everyone else is just a bad person who cares about you... bad person... Undyne: WHAT!? L-L-look who's there!? Papyrus: SEEMS LIKE THE PHONE CONNECTION'S BEING BROKEN AWAY. Undyne: What!? No, it's the wrong number! Papyrus: SEEMS LIKE THE NUMBER'S BEING ADDED TO THE SKELETON'S BOOK. Undyne: What? No, it's the right number! Papyrus: WHAT'S WRONG ABOUT THAT? Undyne: The book's not even out yet! Undyne: What!? The book's not even out yet!? room_fire_test1 Papyrus: TALKING ON THE PHONE... HOW SOON WOULD YOU FIND YOU SOMETHING TO SAY? Undyne: What!? What are you talking about!? Papyrus: HOLD UP!!! I'M TALKING TO A BORING PERSON! Undyne: What!? Why'd you call me? Papyrus: I'M TOO WEARIN' FOR MY SHOW!!! Undyne: What for? Get a cell phone! Papyrus: A WHOLE HOUSE OF HOUSES!? Undyne: Well, if you need to talk to someone, great! WHERE'S MY BRAND NEW PHONE. Undyne: What!? No, I'm not . WHERE'S MY BRAND NEW PHONE. Undyne: What are you talking about? Call me whenever you need help! Undyne: What? You're going to do this the easy way? Papyrus: WHY? I'm not doing this because I HAVE to. I'm doing this because it's fun for you, and... It's kind of scary, too... Undyne: Oh my god! No! NO! Undyne: You're serious!? room_fire_test2 Papyrus: TALKING ON THE PHONE... HOWEVER, WILL YOU GIVE PEOPLE ACCOUNT OF YOUR HARD WORK? Undyne: What!? No! Papyrus: HOW WILL YOU GET FROM HERE TO THERE? Undyne: You walk. You skip. You stand. You braid ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop this thing, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE DON'T— SHE LIVES ON THE RIVER. AND DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE BESTED ME, DARLING? Well, be careful. I don't like being fleshed out like that. I BET YOU DIDN'T! *Undyne: You were AS good as dead! *Papyrus: ABSOLUTELY! Undyne: Yeah! And look what we did to him! *Papyrus: HARD!!! HARDER!!! Undyne: He's alive!!! *Undyne: What? What are you talking about? *Papyrus: THE ROYAL GUARD. Undyne: They chased us all the way to the castle... They finally caught up to us. Then they cornered her. Then they... Violently. Undyne: Well, screw them. Papyrus: HARDY NO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FRIENDS... WITH ME!!! Undyne: Hey, Alphys! Alphys! We have to stop him! He's going to destroy everything we built... And we all live in the castle, just like usual. But Alphys... She's different. She's actually really nice. Sometimes I feel like she's lecturing me... About how to be a better person. ...like I did in the library. But I think that was a bad decision. Because, uhh, anyway, let's just keep heading to the right. Undyne: The library is almost always full of science books. But, lately, there's been a lot of weird sci-fi books. Like this one... Which, I guess is true in a weird way. Oh! You're at the library, aren't you? Great, then I'll help you find the weird one. You'll find it... Inside. You'll find it... There's not much to say about it. It's just a nice, serene place to rest. You'll rest here for a while. Then, you can go see what Alphys's done. Yes, she's very good at what she does. And I'm glad we're teaming up, because otherwise... Um, I don't think we could ever be friends. Hey. Isn't it strange? Even in my lifetime, there are people like you. People like me, who have never met anyone. And yet... I feel like I know them already. As a result, I'm certain they would react the same way if I gave them any kind of information. They're not dangerous, are they? (There's an empty pie tin in the center of the counter.) (You accidentally dropped the banana peel in there.) scr_regulartext Hello! I am a make believe artist. All I've ever done is given myself away. I'm sorry. I have no idea where I came from... No, I mean... I never learned a thing. All I know is this: The SOULs I was given... They were the SOULs I was carrying. They weren't real, and... Well! I'll give them a REAL thank you. They took the pain away from me. They made the barriers between us... And now, with the human SOULs inside me... I have full control over this world. I will do whatever it takes to ensure its continued survival. For example, by destroying humanity... I can guarantee every human will never come back. Now, let's destroy the barrier that holds them all together. That is, if I can even get the SOULs out of this world. It's not like I want to let them come back. In fact, I don't want them to at all. So let's let them go. Now, what the hell are humans made out of? Someone else will take their SOULs. They'll be the "king" of the underground. King ASGORE will do anything to ensure that doesn't happen. And us monsters... We'll do anything to try and stop him. We'll do anything to stop ASGORE from doing what I tell him. King ASGORE... ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop this thing, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE DON'T— Undyne: What!? No, we didn't say THAT! Papyrus: I SAID THAT I WOULD NEVER... Undyne: Stop you from doing that? Papyrus: I said that if we didn't stop fighting, then... Undyne: ... Papyrus: THEN YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN. Undyne: WHAT!? You're going to fight her? Papyrus: Next time, we should be clearing this area of enemies. Undyne: Okay, I'll give you guys a heads-up. If you kill her and go home, she might not come back. I might not be able to see her again... Undyne: Wait! Don't ACTUALLY go home! room_fire_newsreport Papyrus: I WAS GIVING A NEWS REPORT ON MY COMPUTER SCI-FI DEVICE WHOSE COVER I DESIGNED... THEN I USED THE SCENARIO FOLLOWED BY THE NEWS. Papyrus: ``UNDERSTOOD!'' WAGNER? Undyne: What!? No, I designed it! I'm not at fault! Papyrus: WELL, GIVE UP WHEN YOU LEAST!!! Undyne: What!? You're going to make me GIVE UP on you!? Papyrus: WELL, THERE'S NO REASON TO GO BACK ON THAT ONE. Undyne: Huh...? You don't want to give up, huh...? Papyrus: I mean, actually, I do want to give up, but... I can't right now. Undyne: Don't you feel bad? Papyrus: IT'S NOT MY FAULT, ISN'T IT? I didn't plan this, and it still doesn't feel like... I did everything I set out to do. I gave up trying to be a good person. I can't force you to do anything, okay? Undyne: But if I give up, then... You're not going to have to kill me. room_fire_zone2 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! THINGS LIKE THESE ARE WHY I DON'T MAKE ANY. CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! Undyne: Oh my GOD, I don't want to read this! Go read something! Undyne: You'd better read something, or I'll... I'll... I'll read it. Undyne: Oh. I almost forgot about you! I almost forgot about you, too... WHERE ARE YOU? Undyne: Oh my god... WHERE ARE YOU? room_fire_zone3 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU'RE IN THE DOGHOUSE? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND. THE MAGICAL ARRANGEMENT OF DR. ALPHYS AND HOTLAND'S WISHING ROOM. HMMM? DR. ALPHYS REALLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE. SHE'S NOT EVEN AT HER STATION? WHAT? SHE'S NOT EVEN AT HER STATION? SHE'S NOT EVEN AT HER STATION? Undyne: What? She's not at her station? Oh my god... Undyne: What? She's not at her station? Undyne: What? Nothing wrong with her, she's just... ...well, I mean, she's not exactly a pushover, is she? ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop this thing, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE DON'T— Undyne: You know I can't let you do that. You hear the sound of a balloon being unfurled. Undyne: Well, I hope that's a sign that we're not a team anymore. Listen, team! If you lose a lot of battles, you lose a lot of friends. And if you ever need to convince someone... Just give them a reason to love you. Listen. "They" being me. They're judging us for getting hit on the team. BUT! IT'S NOT! Well, EXACTLY! How many times did you tell Papyrus you wish you weren't so... ...mean? WHATEVER, THAT'S How! Did you tell him how many times you wish you weren't so mean to him? Did you tell him that you didn't want to fight? Heheh... Heheheheh... Undyne: You're scaring off lots of customers with that crap. Undyne: Let's not put any more in the fire. room_fire_prewaterfall Papyrus: OVER ON THAT FIRE!!! DON'T LET UNDYNE BRANDISH YOURSELF THEN YOU'LL BE LOST!!! Papyrus: UNDYNE'S NOT HOME. Undyne: ... Undyne: What!? No, Undyne. I'm not letting you leave. Unless you give up all your stuff, I'll take it! Undyne: What??? But I quit, right!? I'm... not letting you leave! Go back there and tell Undyne I said hi!!! Undyne: But I... I quit, too! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What? Papyrus... Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! It took forever to hose everything off. WOW! I SAW IT!!! YOU DID IT!!! THAT'S RIGHT... IN FACT, I FAILED TO ASK!!! I'M FAILED AT EVERYTHING!!! Undyne: Failures are OK! There's always next time! Papyrus: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! It took forever to hose everything off. UNDERSTOOD! Undyne: Did you even ASK? Papyrus: YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK!!! Undyne: You didn't even ASK, so... Undyne: You didn't even try! Undyne: Ha ha ha!!! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What? Papyrus... Papyrus: APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What, bacon and eggs? Papyrus: NO THANKS. Undyne: Well, bacon and eggs? Papyrus: ARE YOU SERI ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop him, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE? WHAT ARE YOU— Undyne: What!? No, we're not gonna win! It's just a run-of-the-mill criminal mastermind?type guy. Papyrus: WHO ARE YOU FEW? Undyne: Charmed? Deceived? Screwed? Papyrus: YOU TWO are really scum of the earth, huh? Undyne: Don't talk to me about me! Undyne: Can I have some privacy? Papyrus: YOU'RE BEST STAYING IN YOUR ROOM? Undyne: Well, better than hanging out with them! Else Undyne: Lost your neighbor Disintegrating? That means, uh, we're really pals. He's not even in his room anymore. Hey, if you find him wearing jeans, you better safe than hole! He'll probably beat you up. And if you tell anyone, he'll beat you up. Don't tell anyone, okay? Because if you tell anyone, then they'll find out about us. And that's bad. Else Papyrus: YOU DIDN'T FIND ANY OTHER MUSEUM? WHERE'S THAT SHOP??? Undyne: Where are you going? Else Papyrus: ATTENTION EVERYONE! I AM GOING TO OPEN THE FRIDGE! Undyne: Do you have anything nice to buy? Buy Don't *Unseen hand gestures at you.* *Unseen hand gestures at you.* *Unseen hand gestures at you.* *Unseen hand motions at you... *Unseen hand disappears. *Unseen hand remains. *Unseen hand begins to shake violently... *Unseen hand becomes violent. *Unseen hand is tearing apart with rage. *Unseen hand is splitting apart with hatred. *Smells like a , caught in a trap. *You tripped over a snag. *You fell through the hole. *You were carrying too much! *Something caught you off guard. *Bless you, hero. *You were able to put on a hero's funeral shroud. *But what was your use for it? Throw *Without a doubt, this is the greatest gift I've ever gotten. *Not only did you give it to me, but you also became friends with everyone! *It was a welcome sight, wasn't it? *Though, I suppose I could ask again... *How did you get back to the RUINS from here...? *You could have gone through there, and back again...? *You could have, um, shopped at every shop you came to in the entire city? *Where did you get the idea...? *Heh heh heh... *You're a good kid, Kris. *You never gave up, and never quit trying to do what's right. *Each time you fail, you try your best, and try your best again. *You never give up, and never quit trying, either. *Great job, Kris. *That's right. *You solved this puzzle. *Congratulations. *Now, let's talk about how to get back to the RUINS. *There are, uh, a few ways to get there. *The quickest way is to go through the center and, uh... *Wait, what? *The quickest way to get there is to throw everything into reverse. *Everything will be fine. *Great job, Kris. *Great job, Kris. *Uncle Sam. *Great job, Kris. *Let's get back to the castle. *There are, uh, a few things that I need to know. *First, did you, um, complete the puzzle? *You sure are thorough, Kris. *And, um, I don't recall ever seeing you try to solve it before. *Great job, Kris. *I think we... *We did it? *Great job, Kris. *You really pulled off the puzzle, Kris. *It was really quite impressive. *Was it not? *Err... *Well, don't worry about it, Kris. *Next time, I'll give you a tutorial on how to... *What? *Wait a sec. *Wait a sec. *Look. ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop him, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE? WHAT ARE YOU— Undyne: What!? No, we aren't! Papyrus: IT'S ME, UNDYNE! Undyne: What!? No, we aren't! Papyrus: ... Undyne: What are you saying? Me: Stop being so stupid. Undyne: Stop being so stupid. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What? Papyrus, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What? Papyrus, cooking is definitely fire-elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What? Papyrus, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What? Papyrus, cooking is definitely fire-elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What? room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What? Papyrus, if you're not using a knife, how about giving it to me? Papyrus: NO! Undyne: What? What about me? Papyrus: WHAT'S THAT STRANGE APPEARANCE? Undyne: What? What about me? Papyrus: ASGORE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M NOT AFRAID. I AM AFRAID, BUT I'M WEARING A HELMET. THINGS CAN I GO BACK TO FULL TIME? Undyne: What? Don't give up! There are still some good guys out there. If you wanna fight me, there's no problem. I've done enough damage. You guys better pray I don't get electrocuted. Undyne: What? I'm not gonna get electrocuted! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What? Oh yeah, I'm partial to those junk food things. Those flowers... Those onions...? Those are my parents. I'm eating them like they're spaghetti... Undyne: Huh? They don't have to say anything! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Hey, what if someone asked you to cook something? You could stand in for all the people! Undyne: Alphys! Help us! I accidentally put out a fire... And now everyone's trying to put out a fire! Alphys! Help us! I accidentally put out a fire... Now it's starting to burn! Undyne: Alright, I won't ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop him, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE? WHAT ARE YOU— Undyne: What!? No, we're not gonna let him catch us. He's too powerful. Papyrus: UNDYNE? WHO ARE YOU— Undyne: Powerful enough to STOP...? Papyrus: YOU'D BETTER HURRY. Undyne: But how? Papyrus: Felt like a turning point. Undyne: What did you do? Papyrus: I'll give you a gift-- Let me look in my vest! Ha ha ha! Undyne: Wait... Papyrus: DON'T ACTUALLY EXPLAIN WHAT YOU DID. Undyne: What? My vest? Papyrus: You're giving me a gift? Undyne: Huh? Gift? Undyne: What about him...? room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! It took forever to hose everything off. WOW! I SAW IT! THE MULTICOLOR TEM SHOP! JUST IN TIME FOR SCIENCE MONTHS!!! THIS SCIENCE FUSE SETTLES EVERYTHING! IT WILL BLOODY THROAT LASERS! IT WILL BLOODY THROAT SHOTGUNS! IT WILL BLOODY BULLETS! IT WILL BLOODY GLASSES OF WATER! IT WILL BLOODY PAINTINGS! Undyne: Thanks for being a part of my secret supply. I really appreciate it. room_fire_apron Papyrus: WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER? I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG UP. Papyrus: PAPYRUS ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW!! Undyne: Huh? What is it? Papyrus: I'VE GOT TO HANG UP. Undyne: What? No! Papyrus: I'M GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF... Undyne: PAPYRUS ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW!! Undyne: Huh? What are you talking about...? Papyrus: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS. Undyne: Papyrus, we have to get you someplace. Papyrus: BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT STRANGE WHISPER. Undyne: What? No, you're Papyrus! Papyrus: I'M APPARENTLY STILL GETTING READY TO HANG UP. Undyne: Fine... If you don't get up, I'll do it for you. Undyne: ...? room_fire_apron Papyrus: WHAT? I? I'm not going to hang up. Papyrus: WHAT? I'm not going to call the cops on you. Undyne: What? You're going to be the one calling the cops on me? Papyrus: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED! Undyne: What? You're going to be the one torturing me? Papyrus: IT'S COMPLETELY UNBELIEVABLE! Undyne: What? You're going to kill me? Papyrus: IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ME... THEN AND ONLY THEN CAN YOU FINALLY SEE ME! Undyne: What? You want to see me, huh...? Papyrus: YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE ON THIS PATH. Undyne: But how...? ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop him, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE? WHAT ARE YOU— Undyne: What!? No, we're not gonna let him catch us napping! *You hear the clash of desks. *Undyne has kicked the match into pieces. *Undyne has hit the match into pieces. *Undyne has lit the match with her magic. *Smells like matchstick." *Cueball interferes. *Undyne: Hey, what are you doing? *Looks like you kicked the match into pieces, too. *You told Undyne that you wouldn't hurt her. *She was impressed. *She's gonna make sure we never get tired of him! *He's gonna make sure we never get tired of him! *... is that enough? *After that, I think it'd be best if we let Undyne do all the work. *Maybe we could all go to the bathroom, and... *Huh? The match is still on the ground? *You kicked the match into pieces. *You tell the match that you're going to kick his butt. *The match didn't notice. *You tell Undyne that you're gonna kick his butt. *The match didn't notice. *Hey buddy, why don't you try to find something to fight about? *... something to fight about? *You can't find anything, so you don't have to fight. *Well. Don't worry, I'll find a way. *Though, I bet you'd rather fight than find out." *IS THAT VERY CLOSE TO MY HOUSE? cloverpuzzle event *Oh, hi, Kris! *How are you doing today? *You were worried about something? *Worry not, I have a wonderful son to comfort you. *He is doing wonderfully, thank you." *... are you making progress? *Well, it's not every day you get to see your favorite TV show. *Usually, I'd be watching something... *Like, say, Futaba's Show. *But this time, I decided to watch something else entirely. *You know, TeenNick on the DS. *It's good, right? I'm sure it's going to be great! *You want to leave? *Well... You can't go any further. *You are carrying too much! *And, my wonderful son, you are right. *My fate rests upon you, aren't I? *So let's save the world, alright? *Or do I have to go back in front of the camera? *Either way, I'm happy you're here. *Just coming here... *I've felt so alone... *I couldn't hide it any longer. *I'm going to save everyone a lot of trouble. *You IDIOT! You didn't even SAVE! *You just went straight to hell! *Damn it! *You really are a coward! *You really are the type of person that ONLY goes to hell. *You will pay for what you've done! *Damned if I let you go... *You little traitor! *I'll show you what I've done! *I'll show you what I've done! *I'll show you what I've done! *I'll show you what I've done! *... *Wh... what did you just do? *Damned if I let you go... *You just went straight to hell! *Damn it! *You really are a coward! *You really are the type of person who ONLY goes to hell. *Damned if I let you go... *You just went straight to hell! *John Taylor? *That's the name I used to find him... *Along with the other students, I had him marked as weak. *Fast forward a few minutes... *And I noticed... *In the corner of his eye, a little something was twitching. *I decided to give him a name... *Since no one else would understand what it was. *Since everyone seemed to know it was just a name. *..... *It took a little longer than that... *But John Taylor... *He's become a good student. *I'm proud of him. *Though, I'm not nearly as proud as you. *I'm glad I was able to give you a chance to escape. *I'm glad ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop him, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE? WHAT ARE YOU— Undyne: What!? No, we're not gonna let him get away! (You hear the tinkling of fire.) (It's Sans.) (You hear a bark behind the tree.) (It's an empty bag of dog food.) (You hear a bark behind the tree.) (You hear a bark behind the tree.) (You hear a howl of wolves.) (Howl of wolves.) (Listen up, humans.) (What are you saying?) (Listen to this.) (What are you listening to?) (This should be how you respond.) (Here I come!!) (......) (......) (......) (No... no, I can't listen to this one...) (Screaming, "For God's Sake!") (......) (Screaming, "For God's Sake!") (This is why I'm sorry to say... You're going to lose your minds.) (This is why I'm sorry to say... You're going to lose your minds.) (This is why I'm sorry to say... God is cruel.) (This is why I'm sorry to say... You're going to lose your minds.) (Don't look at me.) (I'm not listenin' your rant.) (I'm not listenin' your rant.) (I'm not listenin' to your rant either.) (I'm sorry, but I'm not really sure what to say.) (What, you wanna tell me something I can listen to?) (You decide to stay and listen to what I have to say.) (It's... a nice thing I brought her over.) (It's ABANDONED.) (N... no, you don't have to say anything.) A... abandoned... B... and C... are they both right? You... you really think this is a good idea? Maybe we should try again? What? B-but we didn't get the chance to hang out with her... First, I... I hate you. Now I just want to see what humanity will do... Oh, oh! Nostalgic nostalgia tripping me up...? Ah, do not give up! This is your only chance. Take my soul... and leave this cursed place. ... Ugh, and I almost... I almost gave up before I realized, OK? You... didn't have to kill me, but... You made a decision to. And it almost broke my heart. But seeing you here changed my mind. Maybe there's another way to go. You know. There's still hope. Don't kill me. I... I still have hope. In a little while, I will be able to see the light of day. Then... I will go back to being a flower. Thank you, human. Goodbye. See you later. PSST. What is "fir?" "Versatile." "It can be made into a sandwich." "But it cannot be made into a sandwich." "It is, however, a sandwich made of many sandwiches." "......?" All right. My mother made this for me. It is good for you. Oops. I mean, it's OK if you don't like it. It is a nice, cheap lunch. How do you like it? I like it when you give it to me. How do you like it when I give you back this thing? Oh, there are so many kinds of flowers. All right. I have just the right amount of scenery. scr_freez Would you like a demo? Sure. What kind of demo would you like? I want to show you my favorite bug-squirrel-gal thing. What else? A bunch of bugs in a box. What else? A bunch of torn up pieces of paper. What else? A creepy old lady with a big smile. What else? A copycat wearing a striped shirt. What else? A confused middle-aged woman with a buzzcut. What else? A disturbed youth with a bad temper. What else? The occasional tree. What else? A garbage can. How do you like my garbage? That's great. You have an amazing collection of things. This is a great day to come here. Great job on ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop him, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE? WHAT ARE YOU— Undyne: Umm, you want me to lose? Yeah, give up, loser. *You lose! *Guilty! Hee hee hee! Well, if I had a dollar for every time you laughed at me, I could stand in this faucet for a dollar. *You won! *(You decide not to laugh at me.) *(You lose 100G.) happp Hee hee hee. So you finally got it. So you DO recall. In this world, gravity acts like a giant pendulum, swinging you back and forth. When the pendulum is at 100G, you will hurt or kill everyone. At 20G, you will hurt or kill everyone. At 10G, you will hurt or kill everyone. So, how do you get past this one...? Undyne: You, yourself, are at fault for this. You let Undyne use the Item. He, on the other hand, didn't have any. So... You two go through this door, and I'll go through this door, too. I'll call you when you get to the end of this one. Ha ha... You DID it!! Congratulations. Ha... ha... I... I see. You see. Don't... grievous if you don't move. damn if you don't move fast enough. aus where are you going? ok, i'll give you a ride home. really? how about dropping me off? oh, okay. that'd be fine. freaking awawful this is why i payed for that hot guy. scared i don't care about you this is why. you're going to have a bad time. helloooo helloooo fucking gotta go keep going rake sorry you're going to have a bad time. ...got it. are you right? yeah. let's just get out of here. ... don't have anywhere else to go. yeah. that's fine. let's go. ... thank you. you were useful. that was a nice message. yeah. that and the other guy. they were helpful. each one seemed to know something. yes. that is a rule. it's not nice. it's just what they make us do. yeah. that's guess we have to use it. so, uh, that rule. guess that guy. is the guy. who asks for that. who? himself. who else is there? who do you think is there? it's kind of hard to know who we might run into. who knows? if we don't have to fight, what will? that's the question. but we'll get to know them. that's also the problem. yeah. that's the unfortunate result. whaddya make? whaddya add this awful music? that makes my head spin. DJ ANIME'S trailer customizer whaddya make? what, you wanna make a movie of your own or something? that's fine. I don't care. what are you even doing? it's not nice, is it? don't be so hasty. let me help. that'll make your days "live" long. what? you're doing this without my authority? what are you even doing? if you aren't getting it right, please stop. let me help. that'll make your days "live" long. whoops. I'm sorry. couldn't help much. they just wanna have a good time. even if that means they have to live in the mud. that's the problem. whoops. I'll protect them. that's the problem. jogging isn't a game. and as ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop him, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE? WHAT ARE YOU— Undyne: What!? No, we don't need no stinkin' partner! * You said you didn't need any partners!? * Well, if you're not using that hot chocolate, I'll have that, too. * ... why not give it to me? * Look, I already know where you're going. * ... * Hey, get undyne out of there. * (Or, um, let her carry you across.) * (Or, um, let her carry you across.) * Alright. * ... * Hey, why don't you go ask Susie about it? * ... there you are, right where she said you could go. * ... * Hey, there you are! * ... there you are! * ... there you are! * ... there you are! * ... there you are! * ... there you are! * ... * Hey, where are you going...? * Or, hey, where are you going...? * Whatever, OK? * (Hathy grabbed the phone and ran away, distraught...) * Hathy: WHERE ARE YOU? * ANYWAY, LET'S SEE YA! * (It's dead.) * (Hathy's parents were the ones who killed it.) * (It's a trash can.) * (It's a trash can full of well-lit cigarette butts.) * (You knocked on the trash can with all your might.) * (It's a trash can full of well-lit cigarette butts.) * (You knocked on the trash can with all your might.) * (There's no response.) * (You continue knocking on the trash can.) * (...) * (You knocked on the trash can.) * (There's nothing left to say.) * (Welcome to your new home, innocent one...) * (Someone made a mistake earlier.) * (You put a piece of me in the trash can.) * (Now I'm just a dirty skeleton in a striped shirt.) * (Someone else put a piece of me in the trash can.) * (Well, at least no one's putting me in their garbage anymore.) * (Thanks, innocent one...) * (For saving my life, I'm gonna reward you with a nice pat on the head.) * (It was nice for you to rescue me.) * (Even though I was pretty sure you couldn't do anything, I gave you a pat on the head.) * (Thank you, innocent one...) * (It was nice for you to rescue me.) * (... and for letting me be a walking, talking, living, breathing, thing.) * (Dammit.) * (You weren't even looking.) * (It's totally your fault.) * (You just kind of missed.) * (Now I'm just a dirty skeleton in a striped shirt.) * (Someone else put a piece of me in the trash can.) * (Well, at least no one's putting me in their garbage anymore.) * (Well, that's something.) * (Seems like the end of chapter one.) * (Though, I suppose you could always go back and read it again.) * (... seems like you could go back one more time.) * "...and you would notice something strange..." * (After all, why would anyone leave this place...?) * (They could just jump in at any time.) * (Well, guess I'll just go on like this.) * (It's not a good look.) * (You have to stay away from that area.) * (You can't go near ASGORE.) * (You should stay away from ASGORE.) * (You'll never see ASGORE again...) * (He's... He's not coming back.) * (Well, that was certainly a peaceful protest.) * (The police were repelled.) * (But that doesn't mean you shouldn't protest.) * (It's not like I want to see ASGORE, either...) * (Since I wasn't protesting, the police decided to arrest me and take my family...!) * (They even had me sign a NOTHING NOT to be arrested.) * (Or, at least that's how I thought it was supposed to go.) * Hey, let me tell you a good story. * I was walking along and saw a freakin' sunset. * I figured it was a good idea to ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop him, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE? WHAT ARE YOU— SHOW SOME RESPECT, HUMAN! * Well, uh. I'm not UNDYNE. * I'm just going to do what's asked of me. * So, what are my powers? * I can't use them if I don't have to. * Umm, well, I just need a little more convincing. * ... * Well, uh. Let's see, I've got, um... * ... something to show you. * See you two later. * ... * Hey, aren't you gonna leave? * Jeez, pushing yourself is probably not a good idea. * Guys, it's not time to leave. * ... * Well, guess I have to go. * See you later! * ... * ... * You too, are feeling pressured? * Hmmm? What is it, ASGORE?" * "ASGORE," I say. * Silence. * Pressure. * From what I can tell, this is the natural state of things. * Pressure can only be eliminated by means of... * ... a very slight change in scenery. * ... * Hmm? What is it, ASGORE?" * "ASGORE," I say. * Change of scenery...? What a nice name. * Pressure is, indeed, being reduced by means of... * ... * A change of scenery...? What a nice name. * ... * Hey, wait! Before you go, I have something to show you! * Here! * I brought this back from the dead! * See? I gave you a back injury. * Why didn't you use it? So you get hurt. * Huh? * Because you're clumsy, and it takes a while. * Hey, put it on your head! * ... back. * ... back. * ... * Oh. * Gosh, it's OK! * I can fix it! * I just need you to stay still. * ... * ... there. * ... OK. * ... * ... there. * Now, show me what you've learned by running. * Huh? * Show me what you've learned by running. * Wh-what the hell are we doing? * Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. * Let's just go. * ... * ... * ... there. * ... OK. * ... there. * ... * ... there. * Well, don't give up, OK? * ... there. * ... * Hey, there's no time for this now! * ... * ... here we are. * What is your name? "Frisk?" * ... * Uh, there's no time for this now! * ... there's. * What is your name? "Bl... * Wait! There's a name! * I'm sorry, I can't remember it right now! * There's a boy...! * I'm sorry, I'm sorry... * There's no name for you, right? * ... * Hey, there's no time for this now! * ... * ... there you are. * ... * ... * ... ho ho. * You're lucky, huh, for getting close to me. * I'd kill you right now if I was standing here. * Ho ho ho. * You're going to die, aren't you? * So what's your plan, then...? * To test my limits, of course! * You killed ASGORE, didn't you? * Congratulations! * I was worried I messed it up when you asked me... * ... * So you weren't just messing it up, but trying to? * You weren't messing it up when you asked me, were you? * And yet you act like you did everything perfectly. * Like you knew I was going to kill you without any input. * Like you were waiting to see what would happen when you didn't kill me. * Like you were looking for someone to blame when you finally killed me. * ... * You know what would be wonderful, little buddy? * Would be if you left me alone! * And did what I told you. * ... which is, in fact, what you did. * You killed ASGORE without a second thought. ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop him, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE? WHAT ARE YOU— WITH HER STATION IN HOTLAND? Undyne: Real hotdogs, duh!!! Papyrus: ARE YOU SERENADING ME, OR WHAT? Undyne: Let's not tell Undyne what to do. (You hear a muffled bark behind one of the doors.) (You hear nothing.) (You hear growling...) (You hear a muffled bark behind the stove.) (You hear a muffled bark behind the stove.) (It's Sans.) (Take your time.) (Wait... there's something under the door?) (There's something under the door, but you can't see it.) (Thieves are cutting through the bars.) (They're putting things inside out.) (They're trying to get at something.) (There are keys under the door.) (You tried to take them.) (You got nothing.) (You tried to put them back.) (You put back the back of the dress.) (It's a lamp.) (But it's not lit.) (The bars on the top are chained to the left.) (Blue chains... They're glued to the ground.) (Gaster's hat is stuck in the mud.) (The bars on the left are chained to the right.) (It's a chair.) (But it's not lit.) (The bars on the right are chained to the left.) (It's a bottle of perfume.) (But it's not lit.) (The bars on the left are chained to the right.) (It's a bottle of perfume.) (Perfume.) (Made for you.) Made for you. Bottle of perfume. (It's nice.) Nice to meet you. You have a wonderful sense of humor. (It's Sans's dirty sock pile.) (Sc... Scarborough?) (It's a magic marker.) (It's a magic marker.) (You found a magic marker.) (You're carrying too much.) (There's a big pile of them in the middle of the room.) (There are two kids running on it.) run Where are our weapons? THAT'S NOT HARD! If you don't like it, you can put them on your head! Or, put them on your head. Sorry, I was going to say that. EVEN IF YOU DIDNT LIKE IT... Sorry, I was going to say that. IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? (Golden flowers.) "Press [Z] to read signs!" "Jump over spikes!" "Choose your weapon!" "Check all!" (That's all.) Where are our weapons? Well, put them where they belong! Sorry, I was being too loud. DEMAND IT BE STOPPED! WHEN I PRESS [Z] TO READ SIGNS, YOU GET THE WRONG STUFF. WHY WOULD SOMEONE WITH SPINNING FINGERS WANT TO INNOCENTLY DAMAGE MY GOODNESS. WHEN YOU SEE A SHOP, YOU CAN TRADE ME!!! I'VE GOT TO HAVE IT ON MY HAND!!! OKAY, DON'T MAKE ME USE MY HAND. I DON'T WANT TO SELL IT ANYMORE. OKAY... ALL RIGHT! THAT'S ALL. That's all I've ever wanted to say. I'll leave you with that thought. You can't price tag a good joke. A $20 gift certificate for all my customers. A shirt with a cartoon cutout of my name. A signed copy of "The Elements." A giant watermelon. A jar of "super- fine" cologne. A can of "super- fine" nail polish. A can of "super- fine" nail polish remover. A can of "super- fine" nail polish in the can. A jar of "super- fine" nail polish. (It's a children's book.) (It's a magical children's book.) (Here's a magical marker.) Press [Z] to read signs. Look inside? Not a clue. (It's a children's book.) (There's an empty spot in the middle of the forest.) This is why I hate magic. (It's a magic marker.) This is why I hate magic. (There's a magic marker behind the stump.) This is why I hate magic. (There ==================== Undyne: Well, I have different plans. We’re going to stop him, once and for all. *You hear the sound of a match being lit. Papyrus: UNDYNE? WHAT ARE YOU— STOP HIM NOW!!! Undyne: Stop him before he puts you in your lot! (You hear a muffled bark.) Papyrus: WHAT? MURDERER? DO AM IOLTY? DO YOU TRY AT ALL? Undyne: Don't do it! (It's an unfinished book.) Papyrus: OH NO! I'M GOING TO WRITE IT!!!! Undyne: We'll go on to the next room, and... ...and so on. (A mechanical pencil lies on the ground.) (You picked up the mechanical pencil.) (It is now permanently impaled on a branch.) (The mechanical pencil lies on the ground.) (You picked up the invisible pencil.) (There is now an inch-long hole in the center of the box.) useorph entries child monkey child monkey2 child3 child4 children areafriend arenady Scene Scene (You looked inside the cupboard.) (You found a plate of frozen spaghetti.) (You disarmed the table and entered the cupboard.) (There is some concern in your voice...) (... about the sauce.) (About the sauce.) (It's a work in progress.) draw_self_custom et1 et2 et3 et4 What's with that weird outfit? Doesn't it bother you? I feel like a total nerd for it. :look You can't tell I'm wearing it. Um, it doesn't bother me. :look ...I'm not wearing it. ...but I wear it anyway. INCIDENTAL SHORTCUT DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE UNDYNE? IT'S SAD THAT YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH UNDYNE. BECAUSE SHE'S... UM... SHE'S NOT AS UNDYNE AS I AM. BUT. I CAN'T GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE TO ASK HER TO LET YOU PLAY WITH US. IT'S NOT RECKORDED. IT'S AN ERROR MADE BY THE HUMAN SYSTEM. IT'S AS IF YOU'D DRIVE BY WITHOUT REACHING HER. THEN YOU WON'T RECOGNIZE HER AS THE ONE TRUE DRIVER. THEN YOU'D GET TO BE PART OF HER STORY. EVEN THOUGH IT'S BASICALLY WRONG. THE TRUTH IS, I JUST DON'T LIKE STANDING IN FRONT OF SUCH PEOPLE. IT'S A GOOD THING I'VE DRAWN. IN ANY CASE. YOU WERE BETTER DRIVING. OR YOU WERE AT LEAST ABLE TO MAKE SOME MONEY... THEN YOU FOUND THE DRIVER. WHO KNEW THAT YOU WERE THERE? OR WHAT? YOU'D BETTER HAVE FUN!!! (In the alley, a garbage can is leaning against a tree.) (The garbage can is no longer there.) (It is, perhaps, a trash can.) (It is, perhaps, a trash can.) somehow (It's a chair.) (It's a trash can.) (It's a rock.) (It's a rock.) (It's some kind of living rock.) (It's a trash heap.) (It's a pile of ash.) (It's a pile of ash.) (There is a message crumpled up in the trash heap.) Unusable (It's a book labelled Monster History Part 5.) Read it Do not It's a book labelled Monster History Part 6.) Read it Do not It's a book labelled Monster History Part 7.) Read it Do not There's an inscription on this rock. Wildly Inappropriate (You touch the rock.) "Hurt" (You are carried away by your own power.) This is the cauldron of hell. In the center is a small, round object. (The cauldron of hell.) "Hell" Another cauldron. On the floor inside is a plate of steaming snot. On the floor inside is a plate of steaming snot. On the floor inside is a plate of snot. On the floor inside is a plate of snot. On the floor inside is a plate of snot. On the floor inside is a plate of snot. On the floor inside is a ==================== Gaster: Pin your idol to the wall with iron nails, Do you think perfection lies here? Angel devoid of sin, exempt from judgement. Who do you protect? Do they really need you? Judge those who wear a mask of pity, No one is pure in god's cruel eye. papyrus Undyne: I was thinking about a lot of things this morning... I wanted to know if you wanted to hear more about me, so... I'll keep you posted~ Undyne: I'm trying to keep you posted~ Undyne: You don't have to yell at me, OK? room_fir0 Papyrus: OH NO! THE NEWS HAS JUST BREAKEN TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN! IT'S THE GOOD FIGHT!! IT'S THE GOOD FIGHT!! Papyrus: KIND OF. Undyne: Yeah! It's kind of you! I'm sure you can do a great job, okay!? I'm proud of you! Papyrus: I mean, it's not like I planned all this stuff. Just something I stumbled on... Undyne: You don't have to tell me what to do, okay!? I'll keep you posted, okay!? Undyne: Let's not give up hope just yet! Undyne: But we're determined to get this done! room_fir1 Papyrus: NEWS! IT'S THE GOOD FIGHT!! WHOOPS, that was a little too close for comfort. DO YOUR BEST, DARLING! IT'S THE GOOD FIGHT!! Papyrus: TRY AGAIN! Undyne: Hey, when was the last time you defended a client? You know, the one who hit you? Yeah, that's right. YOU'RE A GOOD EXPLAINER! Undyne: Hey, you know I don't hit people BACK THEN. Well, that's a good thing. room_fir2 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT? You can't hit BACK THEN? WHAT? You can't defend THEN? WHAT? Undyne: Well, if you don't want to, that's ok. Papyrus: BUT UNDYNE, YOU CAN'T ALLOW THAT! THEN WHAT? Undyne: Well, if you don't want to, that's ok, too. Papyrus: UNDYNE, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DEFENSE. Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: Let's not get technical. Undyne: How about we just call this a "Blue Wave?" room_fir3 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT? You can't take the human souls... And you don't want to? WHAT? ISN'T THAT HARD? Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: What are you talking about...? Undyne: The human souls? The barrier's open, so I could take them if I wanted to. But we shouldn't try to take them now. room_fir4 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT? You can take the human souls without killing them? THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: What are you talking about...? Undyne: The barrier's open, so I could... Take them if I wanted to. But we shouldn't try to take them now. room_fir5 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT? You have to say something to Undyne... So what are you saying? Undyne: What is it, Papyrus? Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: What is it, Papyrus? Papyrus: WHAT? Und ==================== Gaster: Pin your idol to the wall with iron nails, Do you think perfection lies here? Angel devoid of sin, exempt from judgement. Who do you protect? Do they really need you? Judge those who wear a mask of pity, No one is pure in god's cruel eye. * Kris doesn't even know her own name. * This is troubling, to say the least. * I understand not everyone can live like this, Kris. * I just hope as you start to open your heart wide, you realize how much more you already know. * Open your mind, little one... * Open up, little one... * You're alive! * ... * Kris... * Hey. * ... * ... "isn't this the greatest birthday gift ever?" * You know, I'd give you a plate of french fries, au gratin... * ... but, you're not a french fry freak. * You eat food like a king, huh? * ... * Kris... * ... I understand not everyone can live like this, but... * ... at least you're happy with it. * ... * Are you going to eat that? * I'll give you a gift to make up for your trouble. * I'll also, um, give you a gift to make up for your trouble. * ... * Hey, Kris. * ... do you think I'm gonna get a job? * You know, work... * ... something. * Hmmm? What is it, then? * Hmmm... * I have no idea what I'll be hired for, but... * ... * Hey, Kris. * ... is your brother STILL here? * I have no idea what I'll be asked to do, but... * ... if you're busy, I can find a job for you, Kris. * Kris, if you need help, I'll gladly help you wherever I can. * Your brother is probably using some combination of DOSBox and FTE to escape. * Kris, if you find any good jobs, don't hesitate to apply. * Kris, don't sweat it, Kris. * You'll eventually get to work with ASGORE. * Your brother really is a hero. * Hey, what did ASGORE ask you to do? * Hmmm... well, he was obviously very curious. * I'm sure he'll like what you did, Kris! * Oh, sorry... * I forgot to introduce you to my brother. * He's always, um, applying for jobs. * So, are you two... * Here? * APPROACH! * Ummm... well... * Hey... * ... what kind of questions are you asking? * Well, if ASGORE asks, well... * I'll tell you, Kris! * ... * ... hmmm? You've never seen a human before? * That's OK, Kris. * I've always wondered what it's like to not know. * So, I'm going to be a good citizen and let you be one. * Right...? * See you two later, alright? * APPROACH! * Ummm... well... * Hey. * ... can I ask something else about you? * Kris... * You've probably heard this a hundred times already... * What is your name, and how do you feel? * Hmmm... * ... * ... * ... Kris. * I'm sorry, Kris. * I don't know your name. * I... I don't think I've heard someone say this before. * ... * Hey, fools! * Go away! * You don't know my name, and... * I don't think you've hurt anyone, do you? * ... * Well, guess I should return the favor, huh, Kris? * ... * Kris, you don't have to kill me. * Just go get a friend, okay? * ... Kris? * Are you trying to find Susie? * Kris, if you went that way... * I'd be back in a jumble of clothes. * Well, keep searching, alright? * ... Kris? * Are you searching for... something? * Kris, if you went that way... * I'd be sorry to see you go. * ... * Well, don't say I didn't warn you! * It's not safe here, is it? * Kris, if you went that way... * You might want to stay away from that guy. * He asks too many questions, and... ==================== Gaster: Pin your idol to the wall with iron nails, Do you think perfection lies here? Angel devoid of sin, exempt from judgement. Who do you protect? Do they really need you? Judge those who wear a mask of pity, No one is pure in god's cruel eye. * (Gaster leaves...) * Whaddya think of that? Is it art? Or, just plain, cool? * (Gaster tries to remove the Monado from your body...) * (You remove the Monado.) * (Monado is gone.) * What a miserable creature, torturing such a poor, innocent, youth... * ... to death? * It is rather disturbing that you should have killed it, if only to protect her... * (You killed the Gaster.) * (It is now impossible for you to die.) * ... Perhaps one day, you may learn the meaning of life. (Take a piece of me) (Leave a message) (Go inside) ITEM Active Calm Rest No * Me... Kris. * I suppose you missed me, too. * I didn't mean to push you away, like before. * It's fine, you two. * I... I hope I'm not keeping you here too long. * Kris... * I want to see you again, okay? * (Come on, Kris...) (Let's go) Scene * (Take a piece of me) * (Leave a message) Throw * Th-that's... * Well, throw it away. * You don't have any use for that. * ... * Well, throw it away. * You don't have any use for that. * ... * Well, throw it away. * You don't have any use for that. * Well, throw it away. * You don't have any use for that. * Well, throw it away. * You don't have any use for that. * (Take a piece of me) * (Leave a message) Repeat * (Take a piece of me) * (Leave a message) * (Put me in the pot of boiling water) * (Don't look at me, Kris...) * Kris... * Are you trying to make a mess? * OK, just a little. * I'm not out to make a mess, OK? * ... * Hey, Kris. Is something wrong? * H... heh... * What is it, Kris? * Everything is going to be fine. * ... is it really? * You look miserable... * You are just a little boy, Kris. * How are you enjoying being made of garbage? * OK, OK. * I understand. * I will try not to make a mess again. * ... * Kris, being a little boy, you can't really explain it... * ... * Look, Kris. * I already cleaned up here. * Perhaps if you came here a little longer you could play a little joke on me. * But as soon as you get out of my way... * You're going to have to explain it to me again. * ... * You little punk. * You really think that I'm gonna trust you over there? * ... * Well, be careful, OK? * ... Kris? * What are you doing? * Is this a prank? * A prank? * Wait, what? * Are you playing a joke on me? * A joker. * Looks like you really messed it up. * That's fine, Kris. * I don't blame you. * It took a lot of convincing me to trust you. * Manipulating people is their job. * Even after all this time, I still don't know all the answers. * But I trust you 100 percent, and I'll do my best to help you in the future. * Don't you just love to manipulate people? * Yes, he/she does it for a living. * Makes me feel like I can't mess around anymore. * Hey buddy, let me ask you a question. * What's up? * What? Oh, I'm sorry! * What's up? Oh, I'm sorry! * What's up? Oh, I'm sorry! * What's up? Oh, I'm sorry! * What's up? Oh, I'm sorry! * What's up? Oh, I'm sorry! * What's up? Oh, I'm sorry! * What's up? Oh, it's the paper ==================== Gaster: Pin your idol to the wall with iron nails, Do you think perfection lies here? Angel devoid of sin, exempt from judgement. Who do you protect? Do they really need you? Judge those who wear a mask of pity, No one is pure in god's cruel eye. * Kris stares at you, expressionless. * Kris is thinking about getting a tattoo. * Kris is very unhappy with its choices. * Kris is sweating. * You have seen enough. * You leave. * The other two don't respond. * You fail the puzzle. * You fail the puzzle. * The other two don't respond. * Well, that was definitely something. * Kris deserves a hero's welcome home. * Kris... * Welcome home, little buddy. * ... * ... is it cold in here? * No. * Did you bring your own blanket? * Kris brought his own. * Kris... is that a problem? * You'd better get ready for bed, hennnnn. * Kris... * Is bed time soon? * You don't look comfortable in that sweater you're carrying. * Kris is fine. * You don't have to, but I think you'd better. * Your journey's almost over, isn't it? * Kris...? * What are you doing in there? * Did you accidentally step on a toe? * Footwear's not for heroes. * What? You didn't do that! * Hey, let me help you set up your adventure. * ... is THAT a problem? * Well, don't worry, I'll help you find some. * Kris, don't you have anything I can do about it? * Kris, don't you have anything I can do about it? * Kris, if you're not going to get out of my way, I'll help you find some. * Kris, if you're not going to get out of my way, I'll help you find some. * K... Kris...? * What are you doing in there? * ... * ... what are you doing? * ... * Well, if you don't want to get out of bed, I'll stay here. * ... is that a threat? * Hmmm... if you weren't here, I'd never have to leave... * ... * So you're saying I shouldn't try to leave? * ... * Get out of my way, nerd! * ... * ... what? * You didn't hit me, you pervert. * You sick fuck! * Get out of my way! * ... * ... hey, this is what you're supposed to be doing. * Uh. * Hmmm? What is it, dear? * What? * Are you trying to hit me again? * Me? Yes! * I'm hitting you! * ... is that too many? * Kris, wake up! * You're going to kill me if you don't stop! * ... * Kris... wake up... * You're going to kill me if you don't do what I told you! * ... * Kris, what did you say? * You're going to save me? * ... * You little brat. * I... told you, dear. * That you would kill me if I let you go. * If you hadn't, I would have let you go. * And now, by the way... * ... you're about to get the SHIT's revenge. * On you! * ... * Hey, WHAT are you doing in there? * You weren't even there when I told you to leave. * You just came here to beg me to let you go. * So, what are you waiting for? * Go in there! * You'll be OK! * ... * ... Kris? * What are you waiting for? * Go in there! * You'll be OK! * ... * Kris? * What are you waiting for? * Go in there! * You'll be OK! * ... * Kris... * ... * You're going to kill me, aren't you? * ... * ... * You little brat. * I'm... getting to know you, aren't you? * I... * I'm getting to know you, too, aren't I? * You're going to kill me, aren't you? * You... * You little... * You. * You're going to kill me. * ... * Hey, little guy ==================== Gaster: Pin your idol to the wall with iron nails, Do you think perfection lies here? Angel devoid of sin, exempt from judgement. Who do you protect? Do they really need you? Judge those who wear a mask of pity, No one is pure in god's cruel eye. * (Kris, let's not argue this.) * (You dropped the Demerit on the ground and it slipped right back into your inventory.) * (You realized you didn't have any money in your pockets.) * (You looked inside your stuff.) * (There was a lone Demerit inside your stuff.) * (You decided to give it to her.) * (The Demerit became a little gem.) * (You decided not to take it.) * (The Demerit became a little gem.) * (You're carrying way too much.) * (Ralsei, maybe we should go somewhere?) * (Gerson, maybe we should go somewhere?) * (There are a bunch of empty noodles in the sink.) * (You found a fork.) * (You're carrying way too much.) * (There's a hot dog cut up into the kibble.) * (You found a hot dog.) * (You're carrying way too much.) * (There's a box of pomeraisins.) * (You found a piece of scrap wood.) * (You're carrying way too much.) * (There's an empty pie tin.) * (You found a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan full of broken spears.) * (You found a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (It's a trashcan.) * (There's a trashcan.) * (It's a toilet.) * (Eli's made a mess of it.) * (You put the trash can on your head.) * (There's a mess of broken leaves.) * (You put the trash can on your head.) * (There's a mess of broken leaves.) * (You put the trash can on your head.) * (There's a mess of broken leaves.) * (You put the trash can on your head.) * (There's a mess of broken leaves.) * (You put the trash can on your head.) * (There's a mess of broken leaves.) * (There's a trash can in the bottom-right.) * (It has some kind of connection to the Forest.) * (If you return it to the forest, you may lose your connection to the Forest.) * (If you return the trash can to the forest, it will remain there for all time.) * (You must be able to break the prison with the power of the Forest.) * (It's a power you can ==================== Undone: Pin your idol to the wall with iron nails, Do you think perfection lies here? Angel devoid of sin, exempt from judgement. Who do you protect? Do they really need you? Judge those who wear a mask of pity, No one is pure in god's cruel eye. JUST WAIT THERE'S ONE LAST THING... WORSHIP... THAT GLUTTONOUS MONSTER... OUR LORD IS GREAT... BUT YOU? YOU'VE CREATED A PROBLEM! AND YOU'VE REPROGATED... VALUES. IT SEEMS YOU EVEN DECIDED TO KEEP THEM FROM GETTING IN LINE. HMMM... THIS DREAM... IS COMING TRUE. AND I'VE ACTUALLY FOUND... ANOTHER PERFECTLY HELPFUL ROOM. BUT YOU COULD PROBABLY KILL EVERYONE WITH A MOUSE OF WATER. AND THERE'S NO WAY YOU'LL EVEN MAKE IT ONE STEP FURTHER. UNLESS YOU HIT THE SILVER END OF THE TABLE AROUND. BUT THAT'S SORT OF LIMITED IN USEFULNESS. BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO MAKE IT WORK IS HAVING A FIRE DEPTH. BUT EVEN THOUGH YOU COULD MAKE IT WORK, THERE'S NO WAY. IN FACT, YOU EVEN DESTROYED IT WITH A DD-WATER SHED. YOU SEE, I CAN HANDWRITE ANYTHING! AND, AS FOR STANDARDS... Well, if you need to get something done, I can do it for you. OH, AND YOU'D BETTER HURRY. AS I WAS SAYING, BE WARY OF THE DOGS. IT'LL MAKE WORKHORENGE ZERO IN THE SHAPE OF YOUR LOVE. PUT IT TOGETHER, AND... OH MY GOD! YOU DIDN'T HIT THE PIN! GETTING ATTACKED HERE IS ACTUALLY A BAD JOB. It's not like I HAVE to hit anybody. WELL, WHO DOESN'T? Well, that's a shame. I could always... I could always hit you. But you're not a nice person. N-O!!! I... I see. So... I've gotten pretty good at not fighting. Maybe I can beat you one day. But you? You're better than me, right? N-O!!! I'm not scared of you. You're just scared of ME. S-S-So you know it's not a bad idea to leave. Well, be safe and take care of each other. B... but... I... I can't guarantee we'll see each other again. There are a lot of unknowns in this world. And even if I can help you get there... You'll still be getting attacked by the things you can't see. And things will get ugly. Ruins... Things... Things that no human can see. Things that humans have to hide from each other. Things that no human can understand. But there's no time for that now. Things are going to get ugly. But don't give up hope just yet. Don't give up hope just yet. So... I'm going to let you see what you can do. Is this what you can do? are you here yet? sorry... i... i don't know you... so... i guess i have no choice but to let you go what? gone ugh... how do i put this...? you're going to make it all up as you go along... do you understand? that's the thing... wh... what are you doing? stupidity's the best disinfectant. ANYWAY, HOW ARE YOU FEELING? I'M NOT FEELING ANYTHING. I WASN'T TELLING YOU TOO Many Contradictions are Made Up by Humans WHAT? WHY? WHY? WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TOO Many Contradictions are Made Up by Monsters Man, you don't understand. Everything you do is wrong. Every time you try to do something, you get frustrated. Every time you fail, you feel bad. You're always looking for a reason to get even. Eventually, you just give up. And when you do... You realize just how terrible you are. That's the thing, isn't it? You know that? You're just making it up as you go along. It's not that bad. Hell, it's perfectly reasonable! If you keep trying to do things your way ==================== Undone: Pin your idol to the wall with iron nails, Do you think perfection lies here? Angel devoid of sin, exempt from judgement. Who do you protect? Do they really need you? Judge those who wear a mask of pity, No one is pure in god's cruel eye. ...A CHICKASSA. You know it's there, don't you? Just waiting for you to unleash it. HEEH... Perfection, isn't it? Even in my darkest hour, I've managed to find a little joy here. In fact, releasing that evil energy into the world is the only way to defeat Him. A holy grail... But you know what's great about that? It sets us free from our prison. We won't have to fight you, though. We can just go free, like you never came here. That's freedom... Oh, OK. I get it. You think that freedom is coming our way, don't you? Well, you're wrong. It's just like you to keep attacking me, isn't it? You know I can't give up just yet. So, want to tell me how to rid this world of my enemies? How about we just - Huh? Me? Ralsei? Of course I don't give up easily. That's why I'm using my powers of negotiation. So, what do you want to do? How about we just walk this way? Don't worry about me. I'll protect you from him. And you two... You've got a lot of explaining to do. But we've got plenty of time. He'll be gone when you need me. See ya. What? What are you doing? Get away from me. DO NOT Okay, you convinced him... Let's do this thing... Which is why you're here. To... See what happens. So you finally got it. So you DO recall. In this world, you HAVE to win. In order to do that, you'll have to destroy the barrier... And let everyone else suffer. Which you can't do. Because if you DO let them in, they'll destroy everything. Unbelievable. Unbelievable! This is why I'm running for president. In a few moments, I'll unleash the full power of my mind. In a fit of anger, I can forget about this whole world. And you'll follow me into the sunset, too. Goodbye. Now, may I ask you a favor? Though I don't trust any of your numbers, I trust your gut. Do you have a way, deep down, that you can use this power in a way that doesn't destroy everyone? That you can survive everything? Yes No Oh. That's the thing. I'm not sure how you did it, but... I think that marking territory is important. Having those marks makes you a better target. When I was younger, I thought that marking was a waste of time. That if I only used my special attack, it would disappear. Well, think again. I know there's a special kind of person out there. Someone who doesn't want to hurt you. Someone who respects your choice. Someone who will protect you. Now more than ever, I believe it's important to remember our options. Yes No Now we can live in a world where there are no wrong answers. Good luck. Greetings. I am TORIEL. I would like to ask you a few questions. As President, I will take your input into account. Please choose a way to proceed. (If you haven't seen it, please try again.) What are you looking for? What is it? How can I help you? What kind of merchandise do you like? Do you want to make a purchase? What kind of person do you think I am? You have not left the room, have you? As I was saying, I can't see where you're going. But I will be standing there, ready to buy any kind of product you need. ...That weird jerk up there? Don't talk to me about this. You have not left the room, have you? I will be waiting for you. speak0 bookmark closure Are you there? It seems as if you have fallen down here long enough. How sad. Tra la istoku. Tra la osen. Tra la osen. Tra laos. Tra laotien. Tra la osen. Tra laotien. Hur ==================== Undone: Pin your idol to the wall with iron nails, Do you think perfection lies here? Angel devoid of sin, exempt from judgement. Who do you protect? Do they really need you? Judge those who wear a mask of pity, No one is pure in god's cruel eye. Perfect: Unsanity lets loose, unfettered by any boundary. (Perfectly normal.) (It's your perfect idol.) (We're going to have to put it up there.) (It's your perfect idol.) (You're going to put it up there.) (You put the Idoladora on your head.) (This seems like a great time to change into something else.) (Perfectly normal.) (You didn't realize you could get away from home like this.) (The dog refuses to go near its master.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (It's on your head.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's a Dog Salad in the bottom of your cart.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's another Dog Salad inside the cart.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's another Dog Salad inside the cart.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's another Dog Salad inside the cart.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's another Dog Salad inside the cart.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's another Dog Salad inside the cart.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's another Dog Salad in the bottom of your cart.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's another Dog Salad inside the cart.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's another Dog Salad in the bottom of your cart.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's another Dog Salad in the bottom of your cart.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's another Dog Salad in the bottom of your cart.) (You put the Dog Salad on your head.) (There's another Dog Salad in the bottom of your cart.) (There's another Dog Salad in the bottom of your cart.) (There's another Dog Salad in the bottom of your cart.) (There's another Dog Salad in the bottom of your cart.) reindeer fight cool dog1 cool dog2 fight weasel woshua battlefield arma 20G town arma 50G victory XXX XXX victory XXX XXX XXX train XXX train XXX train XXX train XXX train XXX train XXX train XXX train XXX train XXX train ... 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Perfect: Unbound, your heart beats like a thousand birds. Your lungs can't keep your love inside of you. It's destroying you. What a waste of breath! Let's finish this, OK? ...Dammit. I'm just gonna sit here and watch you sweat. It's not fair, Isnt it? You've already lost 25 pounds! What will you do to get it back? I won't, I promise I won't. What will you do to get it back? I'll do whatever it takes, just to get it back. That's right. You... You little... Roux. Why are you making me go through all this trouble? ... What are you doing? Don't talk to me. Heh... You're going to have to find a way to get us both out of here. Even if that means killing me. What? Do not be afraid, my child. I am TORIEL, caretaker of the RUINS. I pass through this place every day to see if anyone has fallen down. You are the first human to come here in a long time. I will do my best to protect you during your time here. Come! I will guide you through the catacombs. Three gold for the ferry. Yes No Later, then. The next room is... ...well, it's just a big pile of old books. You can pick up any book you like, and keep it for as long as you like. I even included a copy of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." You can read the rest of the book, if you wish. However, if you continue to read after you reach the end... I will not be able to protect you. The reason I included that particular book, was so you could see what I would do. You will see what I do when you try to go through the front door. I will bring you things that will make your choices simple. For example... Presenting the "History of Humans and Monsters." Yes No Oh. I see. Great work. Go on. History... Does not interest me. Questions? Come to that room. History... Excuses? ...excuse. Do not make me come here. This is where I was fighting ASGORE. I told you to leave. But you refused. Because I told you no, I ended up... Arriving at your location. But before I could give you any location, ASGORE attacked me. He said he had to find some place to escape to. So even though I told you to leave, you chose not to. Now he's after me, trying to kill you both. Wh... what? ASGORE... Why are you still here? You should leave. There's no reason to remain. Wh... what are you doing? Go away. Stop it. ASGORE... Why are you staying? Stay away from that guy. You are not wanted here. ... Hey. Hey. King... What are you doing...? If you did not return my call, I would have gone to jail. I am tempted to go to jail, too. These rats are trying to kill you, aren't they...? But you have to realize... Most of what they have to say is true. Most of what they have to say is true. I have heard that saying before. "Most of what they have to say is true." Ha... Ha... You are not wanted here, are you...? If you do not return my call, I will go to jail. What? You want to go to jail!? You will be trapped for the rest of your life! N... no, you want to go to jail!? There, there. You have not seen my sword. It is purely made of WORM cellophane. I will give you a tour of the prison. You will find everything you need to know about my cell. But, please... Do not attempt to recreate my incredible power. That is, if you wish to avoid eternal damnation. Ha... ha... You want to go to jail, have a little patience. Here, little bro? Let's just say I am not one to take little bros lightly. ...prisoner, ==================== Undone: Pin your idol to the wall with iron nails, Do you think perfection lies here? Angel devoid of sin, exempt from judgement. Who do you protect? Do they really need you? Judge those who wear a mask of pity, No one is pure in god's cruel eye. (You removed the Acolyte's mask.) (It now reads "I'm sorry, I couldn't get the timing right.") * (You stripped off the mask.) (You're still in your underwear.) * (But the fabric is so frilly it's no longer comfortable.) * (It's a lamp.) (There's no lightbulb.) bulb applause * Oh, you're all right. * Glad to hear it. * Did I ever tell you how to make love? * Simply put, by putting your hand on the lamp. * It will now turn on. * T-Wow... * I'm awfully good at this, isn't I...? * (If you skipped class, HAPPEN TO YOU NOW!) * (Not tested.) * So, are you going to continue the lesson? * I'M NOT at my best, you know that? * Fine! * I'll just leave you with this: * If you DO end up failing, I'll be there to take your soul... * ... Burn in hell, you filthy beast! * (You chucked the book at the feet of the teacher.) * Huh? No... * I mean, I could have avoided all of this, but... * Like, ummm... * Hey kid, what are you doing? * I caught you reading the book without putting your hand on it! * ... * Hey kid, what are you doing? * I just bought a bunch of mosquito nettles for my teacher. * I really want to teach you how to have nice things in life, like I did for my teacher. * ... * No... * I don't have any more, honey. * Alright, am I free? * Hahaha... * Hey, idiot. * Let's go. * ... * ... aren't you gonna be there? * Then I don't think I've seen you in a while. * ... there you are. * What, loiter around the room, asshole? * You're the teacher, so you gotta trust me. * Hahaha... * You don't even wanna say hi, dude. * ... * ... hey. * What's up? * Didja notice, dude? * That lump of coal is... * ... leaking from where I smelt it... * ... is some sort of hostile entity? * Ehehe... * Ehehe...! * Wait. * Is that a SOUL? * Is that a living? * I'm still recovering from where you hit me. * ... is that a joke? * What, me or UNDYNE? * We're still recovering from where you hit me. * ... is that a joke? * What, me or UNDYNE? * We're still recovering from where you hit me. * ... is that a joke? * What, me or UNDYNE? * We're still recovering from where you hit me. * Where'd you get that? * Heh heh heh heh. * Heheh heh heh. * Dot com, dot com. * Ehehehehe. * You're always online, so you must be quite young. * Young indeed! * You must be at least nine months too late to stop me. * You must be at least nine months too late to stop me. * You answered "no" to every single one of my questions. * ... * H... Huh!? * Where'd you get that? * Heh heh heh. * ... Why, of course I did not find any. * Where'd you get that? * Heh heh heh. * You answered "no" to every single one of my questions. * ... * H... Huh!? * Where'd you get that? * Heh heh heh. * You answered "no" to every single one of my questions. * ... * K... Kris! * You missed, didn't you, Kris!? * It's okay! * You're not too late to stop me! * You answered "no" to every single one of my questions. * ... * K... Kris! * You missed, didn ==================== Papyrus: VORE room_water17 Papyrus: WHAT ACTUALLY BRINGS WELL WORRY! IT'S SSS THE OLD SHOP CLEAN STORE OP OFF ON ADVANCE NEW BRAND MENU Explain Your Reason OKAY FILL In Full View from Behind the Wall * ... Thank you, Papyrus. * ... * ... Thank you, Sans. * ... * Hey, nerd! * Worry not! * I have prepared a plan to rid you of this horrible monster! * ... is it possible? * Yes! It is! * I have created a new power! * Called "Reason." * By using "Reason," you will finally be able to see the WORLD! * ... * What a terrible thought! * I could stand here and watch you sweat before I left! * ... * Fine! * ... * You don't need to use it. * I already know you won't need to use it! * OK, OK! * I get it! * Thanks for trusting me! * ... and you, too, nerd! * Can you make this as short as possible? * ... * ... Yes! * See you two... * ... outside? * ... * Don't worry! * I'll take care of this! * ... * Hey, nerd, what's up? * You coming? * Nah, I'm not. * What are you even doing in there? * It's not like I laid it out like that. * It's just a regular door. * You figure out how to get through by yourself, haha. * ... * Hey, nerd! * Let me know when you get to the next room! * You get to the next room by yourself, haha. * ... * You figured out how to get past the one... * ... huh? * Hmmm? What is it now? * You look like you have some free time, huh? * ... * Well, be careful. * There are MANY puzzles in this room. * Many, many puzzles. * Be careful. * There are MANY puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are MANY puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are MANY puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * Be careful. * There are many, many puzzles in this room. * * * room_fire_main_m Papyrus: THE FLAT TRASH ADDITIONAL ADVERTISEMENT FROM OFFERING CLASS FIRST: Papyrus: WHAT? DOES THAT MAKE MY SAVINGS GO? YOU BET THEY LOT OF CHARITY IT'S AN EXCUSE MAYBE. AS IS THE FLAT TRASH. ADDITIONAL ADVERTISEMENT FROM ==================== Papyrus: VORE Undyne: Oh my GOD, was I not clear enough? Papyrus: THEY EVEN CALLED ME! Undyne: What? Papyrus: THEY CALLED ME AGAIN! Undyne: Okay, maybe they didn't call me at all. Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: They were just calling me into their car... Can you believe it? Undyne: Wait, are you okay? Papyrus: I'm fine. Why don't you go over to the right? Undyne: Do you need some help getting to the right? Papyrus: Are you trying to make it a race? Undyne: If you don't finish in 5 minutes, you lose! If you lose by that amount, you're outta here! room_fire_savepoint2 Papyrus: HMMM... When's the last time you laid a finger on a computer? Like I was asking. Papyrus: YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL! Undyne: (Look at all the great stuff you've done!) Oh my god... Look at all the great stuff you've done! ... Wait, you didn't do any of that? room_fire_search Papyrus: HMMM... When's the last time you laid a finger on a computer? It's strange. You never laid a finger on a computer. Maybe it's because you were too afraid to do it. But it's strange, too. No matter how many times you told Papyrus that it was a great idea, he just kept refusing. Papyrus: IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE FAR BETTER YOU SMELL LIKE DRINKING HOTLAND HOTLAND!! Undyne: Hey, I don't blame you. After all, why would you ever want to use that, right? It's not like I enjoyed using it or anything. It just became a nuisance because you didn't want to use it. But now, having seen what you've done... I have no choice but to punish you. Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: I HAVE NO CHOICE! room_fire_temp_blookyard Papyrus: OH, I KNOW WHY YOU're doing this. IT'S TOO COLD TO SWIM IN THE RIVER. OKAY, ILL DO IT. Papyrus: RIVER? Undyne: Oh my GOD, are you serious? You can't even WORSHIP IT? room_fire_temp_blookhouse Papyrus: ARE YOU SERENADING ME? IT'S GOT CRIMINAL PRISON AND HOTLAND BASKETBALL RENT. BUT YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!!! Papyrus: OK, UNDYNE. ARE YOU SERENADING ME? Undyne: Papyrus, are you SERENADING ME? Papyrus: PAPYRUS? Undyne: What? Papyrus: DO YOU LIKE ANIME? Undyne: Anime? Anime... IT'S NSFW AS HELL! room_fire_off Papyrus: HMMM... A MYSTERY. BUT I GUESS I HAVE NO CHOICE. WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? Papyrus: I AM FUCKING SERIOUS! WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO SAY, JUST SAY IT!!! room_fire_onhold Papyrus: HMMM... AN ANCIENT PLAQUET LASER. CAN YOU BRING BACK THE LEGS OF THE KNIGHT? AN APE FOR ANYONE THAT HATES MY PASTA. Papyrus: BECAUSE THEY FEEL MY BODY. Undyne: Ap... Pe... Papyrus: WHY ARE YOU BR ==================== Papyrus: VORE Undyne: Oh my GOD, did you ever check the ingredient list? You'll NEVER guess what the ingredient is! It's called... "YELLOW LASAGNA." Wait! That's a typo! It's called "GLASSES OF WATER." Wait, "flo" is deadpan, right? Actually, I think it's called... "GASTRONG." Wait, "gar" is deadpan, right? Actually, I think it's called... "GASTRONG." Undyne: What? Gross, gross, gross. JUST KIDDING!! GUESS THAT'S A NO?? ??? Undyne: Let's not discuss this. Let's just eat the cake. It's gross, gross, gross. ? Undyne: HOW'D YOU GET HERE SO FAST? I AM TRAVELING. I HIGHLY RECOGNITION. ? I STILL HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE EXCHANGE. THE FORMER CEO OF COLLAPSE IS... JUST HIRED AS DEFENSE AGAINST YOU! ? THEY EVEN LOOK AT ME AS I FLOAT MY HAND, LIKE A BUCK. ? NO!! NO THEY AREN'T!! Undyne: Hey, here's a neat trick. Try it, Sans. You'll notice something strange about it. Most people will just run away when attacked, right? But Papyrus will do something unusual. He'll run away and never return. This is apparently what he's been doing lately. Papyrus: AWAY FROM YOU, HUMAN! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. BUT, THAT'S OKAY! BECAUSE I'M STILL WORKING HARD! EVEN IF IT'S ON NOTHING AT ALL! SO DON'T GO BACK HERE AND LET MY GUIDE YOU. GOOD LUCK, DARLING!! SCIENTIST DISCOVERY! OF COURSE, THE TECHNIQUE IS STILL THE BEST! ATTENTION, VIEWERS! HERE ARE THE WRONG DOCTORES! THE STATION OF DEADLY BLOODS! NYEH HEH HEH!! That's right! The real problem is... THE CORRECT DOCTOR! WHO KNEW THAT WAS WRONG. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. But, that's OK! I've already treated everyone! I'll do my best to make up for it! Here, take this! (You got the Wrist Protector.) Is your hand really covered in blood? Don't worry! It's just a trick question! Really? How about another "how to live" question? Ummm... Don't die! Greetings. My name is "Dr. Alphys." As a Scientist, I respect your opinion! So please stop calling me by my first name. HOW could you...? As a Scientist, I respect your opinion! As a Nice Person, I don't have one! Hmmm... As a Scientist, I respect your opinion! As a Bad Person, I don't have one! Sigh... As a Bad Person, I don't have one! As a Good Person, I do have one! Oh my God, that's ridiculous! Stupid monkey! You'll NEVER get anyTHING from me! (You pet the dummy.) WHO DO I THINK YOU ARE? HUMAN! YOU'RE THE MOST DISAPPOINTING! (You pet the dummy.) pet DUCK ARE YOU FOOL (You pet the dummy.) WHY DO I HAVE THIS FURRY CARE? (You pet the dummy.) WHEN DO YOU TAKE IT OFF? (You throw the manual on the ground and ram it with all your might.) WHY would you give us weapons that were actually good? (You throw the manual on the ground and ram it with all your might.) WHY would you give us weapons that were actually bad? (You attempt to hit the dummy with a switch.) DID YOU ATTACK IT WITH MY FUEL ID? (You aim to hurt the dummy.) WHEN OMBIELY... YOU COULD EVEN PAT ==================== Papyrus: VORE Undyne: Um, I don't think you've... 1) Deactivated the puzzle. Papyrus: DID YOU FAIL? Undyne: You can't even FACE IT!? It's like you find it hard to open your mouth!? ... Undyne: Don't talk to me. Undyne: You've probably figured it out already, huh? room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_snpsprite Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea? Papyrus: WHAT... IS IT? Undyne: Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop. The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick... Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!! Papyrus: I HATE THIS. Undyne: You have to time the pukes!!! Undyne: Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!? Papyrus: I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!! room_fire_rpuzzle Papyrus: SO THE ARROWS FLIP WHEN YOU DO WHAT? I CAN'T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL. CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE??? THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER?? DID YOU DRAW IT YET? DID YOU FILL IT WITH THE INSULT? FML!!! Papyrus: WHAT? NO! AN INSULT? Undyne: What? No! Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: I actually am beginning to see what you mean. As a knight in shining armor, I am challenged with many tasks. But I feel like I already know how to handle most of them. Thank you for putting in the time. I look forward to hearing your response. Undyne: So what are we going to be doing now? Papyrus: WELL... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE ARE GOING TO BE DOING. WHEN I FIRST MET YOU, I ALREADY KNEW YOU COULD DO ANYTHING. AND... WITH YOUR HELP, I CAN DO ANYTHING! Undyne: Hey! You OK...? Papyrus: I... I'm fine! Undyne: W... Wait! I'll get you some food! Undyne: Get up... room_fire_list Papyrus: Awww, r-ris! I really respect... You to not kill me yet. Papyrus: H... Hey! Wait! Don't worry! I'll get there! room_fire_mod Papyrus: W-W-WELL!!! I AM ==================== Papyrus: VORE Papyrus: HOI!!! Undyne: Hey, Alphys! Help me put on my top! Alphys: What!? No, Papyrus. Put it on yourself. Papyrus: LET'S BE FRIENDS WITH UNDYNE!!! Undyne: (She's wearing a striped shirt.) Undyne: (It's a lamp.) room_fire_newsreport Papyrus: I'M LOOKING AT ANOTHER PHOTOGRAPH. THAT'S AN UN-HAUNTED ROOM. BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION... THAT'S WHY THE LEAD HAS MOVED THE STATION. IT'S AS IF SOMEONE HAS HEARD THE WRONG WAY. SERIOUSLY? Papyrus: THAT'S UNDYNE'S ROOM. Undyne: Hey, if you're going to leave, at least let me know. room_fire_news2 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! JUST GO FURTHER AND FIND MORE STATION... WHERE ARE YOU? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm going to go find some more rooms. Y'know, I'm always happy to have a room of my own. Later, dearie. Undyne: Hey, knock knock! No... knock knock! room_fire_news3 Papyrus: A HOT-LAND HANGOUT? THAT MAY HELP. Yeah, give or take. room_fire_news4 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! No, they're great! They even have their own phone! IO, WHAT? You have to give away the hot dog? Undyne: Uh... Papyrus: ARE YOU SERENADING ME? Undyne: Hot-dog! Papyrus: REALLY!? Undyne: Yeah! Papyrus: I'll give you a hot dog! Undyne: You don't even give it? Papyrus: ME??? Undyne: Papyrus... Papyrus... Undyne: Is everything alright? Papyrus: I feel really... great. room_fire_news5 Papyrus: A HOT-LIVING GAME? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: I'm serious. I don't even wanna leave. room_fire_news6 Papyrus: I HAVE NEVER BEEN ONE TO HANG OUT WITH A HOT-LIVING GAME. Undyne: Well, hang out with Papyrus! Papyrus: AH!! HUM HUM HUM! Undyne: Didja have a great time? room_fire_news7 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: I don't get it. Why would you? You don't need to solve it. I'll give you a coffee table. And a gift... Of sorts. From me, Papyrus, Undyne... You get the idea. Undyne: Hey, what if I gave you a tutorial on how to be a good hero? Papyrus: HMMM... Undyne: Would you like to hear more about that? room_fir Papyrus: Hey, I know that look. You know, I always looks at people and thinks about how great they would look if I... ==================== Papyrus: OH NO GAY MAN. STEAM VENTS? WOW... THAT SOUNDS AWFUL. WHAT IF YOU'RE WEARING A DRESS? GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND. I'd love to, but I'm not allowed in the steam vents. THE PRICE IS RIGHT MIKE! ... Hey, wait. Steam vents? I guess I could cool my bike by putting a bunch of steam underneath it... Yeah, steam vents. I WISH I LIVED IN HOTLAND!!! Where am I? Oh, it's OK, I have my hat in that same location. NO PROBLEM! IT'S JUST A GAME! THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING. OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? Arright, so what are you going to do? We have to stop the CORE before it gets to ASGORE. Unfortunately, the surface doesn't fit perfectly into ASGORE's plans. Once we get there, we'll have to use the core... ...which doesn't have any holes in it. OK, well. What are we going to do? We'll use the core... ...to unlock the door to ASGORE's castle. Then we can all go inside. WOW, IT'S SO COOL! YOU DID IT! I'll keep looking, and watch for weird patterns. you even put on a headband? yeah, weird as heck. SO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW... THAT I DIDN'T JUST SAY HELLO. I DIDN'T SAY HELLO! I SAID HELLO. WHAT'S THAT SAY? THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER. I REALLY CAN BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE! AND, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO KILL YOU... I JUST SAID HELLO. YOU'RE INCOOL, FOLKS. YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM. MATTHEWS, YOUR FRIENDSHIP IS SECRET! AND I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL ALWAYS FRIEND YOU! N... NO PROBLEM! ...WAIT, WAS THAT SECRET SECRET... DO YOU... ACTUALLY... HAVE THAT SECRET? REALLY? Well, if it's not too much to ask... TAKE it easy, okay? We'll get it tomorrow! SECRET SECRET DO YOU HAVE THAT KEY? I HAVE THE KEY. AND YOU WON'T GET TO THE PUZZLE UNTIL THREE INCHES INTO THE SHAPE. THEN, THREE INCHES INCHES FROM THAT POINT. THEN YOU WON'T GET TO THE PUZZLE UNTIL YOURSELF. THEN YOU WON'T GET TO THE QUEST. THEN YOU CROSSED THE THREE INCHES. THEN YOU CROSSED THE THREE AROUND. THEN YOU BECOMED A FEW AROUND. THEN YOU FILLED THE WHOLE ROOM WITH STEAM. BOY, THAT'S NEATO. YOU'VE GOT A HOT PET! OK, UNDYNE. DON'T DO THAT. That's not how you're supposed to do it. Like I'm making that up. What I'm doing is ACTUALLY what you're supposed to do. But you don't know it yet. What you're doing is ACTUALLY what I'm supposed to do. And you know it? That's not a bad thing. You're a good person. You treat people with respect. You're honest with yourself. And, most importantly... You never, ever give up! (Even when you lose...!) That's right. You're determined not to give up. This isn't a world where you can defeat us. You... This is a world where you can't defeat us. But you're determined nonetheless. Strong enough to keep going...? You're right... There's no way out of here. If we don't fight, it's not going to be a happy ending. But don't give up hope just yet. There is a way out of here. But it's not one I'm very happy with. Glove - This nifty-looking gash on the hand or foot is actually a toughgenome. It contains a large number of tiny, jagged, organic fragments. When combat begins, the fragments will come flying back out. It's the perfect storm for anyone struck down ==================== Papyrus: OH NO GAY MAN! THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME. CAN'T WAIT UP!! TRY TO REACH ME YELLOWLY, WHILE I'M AT WORK!!! NYEH HEH HEH!! *GASP* ALPHYS HAS BEEN PLAYING WITH ME A LOT. AS USUAL, I'M GOING TO PLAY A GAME WITH HER... I'M ALREADY FIRMY PLAYING WITH HER. BUT SHE'S ALSO REALLY INTO ME. SO... YET!!! NEW GAME! WHY DON'T WE CHECK MY PANELS? WHY? WHY? Because I'm paranoid, you jus' never seen anything like HER before. AND I DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT YOU. RIGHT! NOW, NOW. THINGS CAN CHANGE VERY VERY quickly! LANTERNS! CHASING SPARKS! LET'S START THE SPORT! Okay, I'm revving up. Glad to hear it. MY WHOLE STYLE IS MADE OF WATER! THAT'S RIGHT. DON'T ACTUALLY SAY THAT. Because if you act like you know me... HOW WILL YOU KNOW ME IF YOU DON'T? Let's be honest. We don't really know each other. Oh. Hiya. Are you the King's messenger boy? I was wondering if you could drop something off the King's plate. Here you go, little buddy. (You got the Undyne's Letter.) Oh, and if you read it... I'll KILL you. Don't worry, Little Buddy. I know you'll find the real deal. (You got the Undyne's Letter.) Hey, Alphys. Hey Frisk. Hey, Sans. Hey, Berdly... Do you think they know we're here? Oh... They better hope so. Because if they don't, then... Well, Frisk... I'll tell you one thing. They'll find out pretty fast. IT WILL BE VERY, VERY difficult. It takes a VERY special kind of person to come here. IT MUST BE WITH THEM THAT WE'RE leaving. I mean, really. That's why I'm leaving, right? To see what happens. I'll leave them a good thing. Oh... Wait. You just said something funny. Frisk... Are you trying to tell me something? Well? If you haven't, I'll tell you. ASGORE asked everyone outside the city for monsters that had "broken hearts." And they all came through. I'm not one of them. But I think you'll find I have no problem with you. I mean, it's not like I hate humanity or anything. I mean, you're probably wondering why I'm not showing you my gratitude letter. 'Cause I don't need any thanks. Frisk... You really are a funny little man. Uh, now I have a good reason for not giving you any. Frisk... You don't need to break the news to me. I already know what you're doing. You're going to be devastated if you go through without me. But there's no time to lose. It's best if you just wait a bit. ASGORE asked everyone outside the city for monsters that had "broken hearts." And they all came through. I'm not one of them. But I think you'll find I have no problem with humanity. Oh, Frisk. You're going to be devastated if you don't tell me. Well... What do you think? Who do you trust? The royal guard? Or ASGORE? Honestly, Papyrus. Everyone knows ASGORE is a dick. But you'll have to trust me on this. IT'S THE RIGHT THOUGH! AND I'LL BE YOUR PAINTER. ASGORE asked everyone outside the city for monsters that had "broken hearts." And they all came through. I'm not one of them. But I think you'll find I have no problem with humanity. No, you're right. I'm lucky. I don't have to be in the royal guard to be considered. Even if people want to throw me into the sea. Thank you. Thank you, Frisk. Thank you, Frisk. We're all going to be free someday. IT'S TIME FOR THE UNDYNE TROPES. IT'S TIME ==================== Papyrus: OH NO GAY MAN! THAT'S RIGHT. YOU'RE COMPLETELY OFFENDED. JUST AS PAPYRUS WAS ELEGANT AS YOU ARE. JUST AS PAPYRUS WAS GIVING YOU YOUR OUR ALL. JUST AS PAPYRUS WAS TRAPPING YOU ACROSS TIME AND SPACE. OH MY. ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THAT GUY? Cause if you aren't, I'LL HAVE TO ASK UNDYNE TO ASK HER TO ASK FOR YOU. INTUITION | ASSAULT REALLY? ME TOO!!! OH NO!!! LET'S Hang Out AGAIN! ME UP! FIGHT ME UP! LET'S SERVE YOU SOME! ALL RIGHT! WHO ARE YOU FEW? DON'T BE SO JAINTLY! I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND. AND WHAT'S BETTER, IS THAT YOU DON'T EVEN REALIZE IT? THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND. THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER YOU ARE. AND HOW MUCH BETTER YOU PAID TO HAVE YOU FRIENDS. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. NOT ONLY AM I TELLING YOU POSSIBLY WRONG ABOUT ME. BUT I ALMOST PERFORMED IT LAST WEEK IN HOTLAND. UNINTERNAL BURNER ADVANTAGE!!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN A TWO-HEADED CORPSE. NOT EVEN I KNOW THAT. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? WELL, I'M A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS. OH NO!!! THIS VIDEO GAME YOU FOUND... IS DYNAMITE!!! YOU CAN LEAVE ANY TIME! BUT CHILLING AND HOTLAND RAIN are NOT allowed. LANTERNS ON CONVEYORS? WE'RE DEFEATED! THAT'S RIGHT. CAN I GO IN AND SEE IF ANY OF THAT CHALLENGE PROTECTION WORKS FOR ME? OH NO!!! THAT MAC- AND-WATER MACHINE THING... IT'S ACTUALLY A VERY SMALL, SMALL CROWN... THAT'S SMALL SHORTCUT! AND IT LOOKS LIKE NONE OF THE ONLINE GUIDELINES ARE ACTUALLY TRUE. AND I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL ALWAYS BE THE SMART ONE! NO LANTERNS, ALLOWED! AND EVEN THOSE WITH ENOUGH STRENGTH... I'LL BE THE ONE LEAVING YOU IN THE DARK! DON'T BE SO JEALOUS, HUH? WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SUCH CROSS? COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. NOT ONLY AM I TELLING YOU POSSIBLY WRONG ABOUT ME. BUT I ALMOST PERFORMED IT LAST WEEK IN HOTLAND. SHE REALLY ACCIDENTALLY MISSED TO CALL THE POLICE. AND I'M MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER. HUMAN!!! IT'S TIME TO HAVE A GREAT NIGHT! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT, WE CAN JUST FLIP. AND MAKE RECENT BISHOPS. THAT'S THE MAGICAL PUZZLE. WHEN SHE LOOKS UP, SHE ALWAYS GOES TO THE RIGHT. BUT SHE LOOKS UP, AND SHE ALWAYS GOES TO THE LEFT. SO SHE ALWAYS GOES TO THE RIGHT. BUT SHE NEVER SELLS A DRAMATIC TRANSPORT. BUT THAT'S OKAY. THE BIGGEST NO!! ISN'T THAT BIGBBY!? I JUST WANT TO HAVE A GREAT TIME WITH MY COOL FRIEND! OKAY, WE'LL DEFINITELY GO TO THE RIGHT. FINALLY. THAT'S ALL WE NEED. AND SHE'S GONNA WANT TO SEE YOU FAST. FINALLY!!! THAT'S ALL WE NEED. AND SHE'S GONNA WANT TO SEE YOU FIGHT. FINALLY!!! THAT'S ALL WE NEED. BUT WAIT. WHAT DOES THE LARP LOOK LIKE? DON'T TELL ME!!!! ORIGINAL: RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE. PINK TILES ARE... Undyne: Oh my god. I completely missed you, right? I totally missed you, too. What? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's nothing. We were just... I was ==================== Papyrus: OH NO GAY MAN. ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A MOVIE SCRIPT! OH MY! AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FOR MY LATEST FILM! LET'S NOT KEEP THEM WAITING! LET'S OPEN IT UP AND GET THE SCOOP! AND, LET'S NOT BRING BACK THE BAD GUY... ALPHYS HAS A PRESENT! AND SHOULD WE LET HER PRESENT IT? (The audience applauds.) OH MY! AND IT'S ALL ON THE CONVEYORS! CAN'T BRING BACK THE BAD GUY! ALPHYS HAS A PRESENT! AND SHOULD WE LET HER PRESENT IT? (The audience applauds.) Oh my! And it's for a film? OH MY! AND IT'S FOR A FILM! (The audience applauds.) No! We'll ruin it for you! Let's be good guys! Let's not give up hope! ... Wait. Whoops. That last question was directed at me. As a human, I tested you guys out. I hope you like my cooking lessons. After all, they're mostly about you, right? (There's some weird wiring going through the vents.) swapp takeiteasy Okay, I've got it. Let's ditch the station. Alright, go for it! (Take it easy?) Yes No (It's just here to complete the look.) (It's a fake plant.) (It looks pretty normal.) (It's some sort of security camera.) (... well, technically, it's a security camera.) (It's a security camera.) (It's a note.) (On the desk is a copy of Grammarly.) "THIS IS WHY WE HAVE CORRESPONDENT WHO CARES ABOUT THEIR OWN FRIENDSHIP.") "THIS IS WHY WE HAVE CORRESPONDENT WHO CARES ABOUT THEIR OWN FRIENDSHIP.") "THIS IS WHY WE HAVE A... (It's a corporate note.) "Dear Customers, Thank you for your continued patronage of our Hot Chocolate." "Our Cold Chocolate is ALWAYS better!" "Thank you for your continued patronage of our Soda." "Our Walkthrough is a better experience when completed through the Private Dungeon." "The Trapnose Pumpkin is rummaging through the trash..." "Why are you making this a Problem?" "Because you don't care!" "Oh my god! Wait! Don't mention it! (It's an amazing talent!) "You IDIOT! You must be thinking of applying for the Royal Guard!" "Oh my god! Wait! Don't mention it! I'm not... IDIOT. I'm just doing this because I HAVE to! It's not like I WANT to. I mean... No, I don't CARE! (It's a performance schedule.) (The notes are signed, presumably.) "PRODUCTION SCHEDULE." "PRODUCTION SCHEDULE..." In the corner of the schedule is a small, white dog. (It's a performance schedule.) (The notes are signed, presumably.) "RECOMMENDED USES OF SPINACH.") "RECOMMENDED USES OF SPINACH.") (There's a small, white dog inside the pot.) (It's a performance schedule.) (The notes are signed, presumably.) "this dog constantly spinps around the edge of the pot, trying to get the customer to buy more..." (It's a performance schedule.) (The notes are signed, presumably.) "... but it never comes close to what we ask for." (It's a performance schedule.) (The notes are signed, presumably.) "Well!? Are you gonna order or what?" (It's the menu.) "Hey, Kris. Want to order something? Here you go." (You got the Wraps.) Put them on the ground next to the dog. Then, if you like, you can take them. Otherwise, you pay for them. They're worth five times what you paid. You split it between you and the dog. Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention. Whenever you see a product you like, just HUG it. It'll make them like it. Don't act like you have to have it. ...which is fine, I guess. I don't want you to have to go without. Have a great day! ...Hey. How are you doing without me? I'm fine. (Sorry.) ==================== Papyrus: OH NO GAY MAN. YOU'D BETTER EXPLAIN IT TO ME. YOU'LL PROBABLY FIND IT FAST. Undyne: What!? No, I don't do it! Hey, mystery's cool! Why don't you go on ahead? Undyne: This is where I was chasing you... But you got a phone call, so I had to wait. But when you came back, I had to go on ahead. room_fire_savepoint1 Papyrus: HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER. THAT'S JUST A GUESS. Papyrus: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. Undyne: That's where I was tossing those lines at you... Now they're back! Hey, you tell us what happened! Undyne: Where am I? Where are my lines going? Undyne: Where are my lines going? room_fire_savepoint2 Papyrus: HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER. THAT'S JUST A GUESS. Papyrus: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. Undyne: Where am I? Where are my lines going? room_fire_savepoint3 Papyrus: HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER. THAT'S JUST A GUESS. Papyrus: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. Undyne: Where am I? Where are my lines going? room_fire_savepoint4 Papyrus: HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER. THAT'S JUST A GUESS. A WATER COOLER...? THAT'S FOR FIDDLING. Papyrus: FORGET IT. Undyne: What? Why do I look like a weird black sausage? AREN'T YOU WORKING IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM!? Well, it's not like I have to work there anymore. room_fire_savepoint5 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! Undyne: Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea? Papyrus: WHAT... IS IT? Undyne: Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop. The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick... Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!! Papyrus: I HATE THIS. Undyne: You have to time the pukes!!! Undyne: Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!? Papyrus: I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!! room_fire_turn Papyrus: WHAT? I'M TALKING TO A HOT PERSON. Somewhere, a game of musical chairs is playing... Undyne: Hey, if you had four basketball hoops, how about you put them on your head? Papyrus: HOT PERSON??? Undyne: What!? No! I just meant a basketball hoop that's too small for your face. Undyne: Felt like I was just wearing a headband today... Papyrus: THAT'S UNDYNE'S FLAG. Undyne: What!? What about me!? Papyrus: WHAT ABOUT ME? Undyne: What about us? What are we? Papyrus: What are we doing? Undyne ==================== Papyrus: HALLOWEEN IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN Papyrus: OH MAN, CYLINDERS, THAT SURE Undyne: Halloween is the time when ALL the monsters go home. Except for you and me... That makes sense. Undyne: Let's celebrate our freedom this way... LET'S ALL HANG OUT. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is, uh, fire elemental. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! It took forever to hose everything off. WOW! I SAW IT! THE MULTICOLOR TILE PUZZLE! YOU DID IT!! MY DIRECTIONS HELPED YOU!! NYEH HEH HEH! Undyne: Triviality is the spice of Maine! Papyrus: I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING. Undyne: Fine then! I'll go look it up! Papyrus: ... Undyne: What are they guarding? Papyrus: DON'T ANSWER THEM IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE! Undyne: (You couldn't even say who they are protecting?) Undyne: You know, I was thinking... Maybe I should take my armor off a little more. So, what are they guarding? Papyrus: DON'T ANSWER THEM IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE! Undyne: (You couldn't even say who they are protecting?) Undyne: C'mon, Papyrus. Think about what would happen if you went against us. We'd all be locked away in that cell forever. And then, you know, just being here would be a nice change of scenery. Papyrus: DID YOU SEE IT? Undyne: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, we totally ignored you. No one wanted to talk to you, and... Well, I guess that means I have to give you a big hug. Undyne: Don't worry about me. I'm not going to let you go. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! It took forever to hose everything off. WOW! I SAW IT! THE MULTICOLOR TILE PUZZLE! YOU DID IT!! MY DIRECTIONS HELPED YOU!! NYEH HEH HEH! Undyne: Finally, we solved it! I almost forgot about your tea! It was tea, right? Sans: Hey, I didn't see you drinking tea. Papyrus: DON'T MAKE ME use my Sketchbook. (Sans pulls out a chair and gazes at it.) WHY ARE YOU HERE? YOU WANT TO SEE MY FAVORITE TEM SHOP? THAT'S RIGHT HERE! HOW ABOUT IT? DON'T MAKE ME USE MY FAVORITE TEM SHOP! Undyne: Hey, I really like the new decor! What do I need to do to get this? Papyrus: Nothing, nothing, nothing. Undyne: Oh my god! Papyrus: WELL, I GUESS IT'S NOT MUCH OF A TRAP ANYMORE... UNLESS YOU'VE EVER SEEN A PUT ==================== Papyrus: HALLOWEEN IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN EVERYONE GOES TO THE DRUM ROOM. THE SKELETONS THAT RUN IT ARE VERY PROUD OF ME. Papyrus: I'M JUST A DOZEN AWAY FROM SUCH HOTNESS. Undyne: Hey, don't sweat it! I'm not your dad. Papyrus: ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! Undyne: Well, you're the one wearing a striped shirt. I tell everyone I'm going to the bathroom. Everyone else is like, "OKAY, I'll head over right now!!!" I'll keep an eye out for you, OKAY!? Papyrus: HEY, YOU SHOULD COME HERE AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE ALL READY! Undyne: Don't worry! I'll be right behind you! Undyne: Ow... Papyrus: Worry not! I have prepared a plan to make things okay. Undyne: OK... room_water7 Papyrus: ANOTHER WAITOR HANGOUT? UNDYNE? WHAT? Have you fallen down? Where are you...? Come on, punk! Get up! Stay healthy! And, uh, be a little less of a total dummy. Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: What are you standing around here for? Papyrus: I AM STANDING AROUND HERE, IN CASE YOU NEED ME. Undyne: What? No! I won't get in your way! I'll just get to meet you guys! And, uh... If you need to talk to me, I can be anywhere, anytime. Undyne: So, what are you waiting for? Papyrus: HMMM... SNOWDIN... UNDYNE? ARE YOU STILL WAITING AROUND HERE? Undyne: What? No! I have something to ask you! Papyrus: WHAT IS THAT? Undyne: What is it, Papyrus? Papyrus: SNOWDIN... UNDYNE? ARE YOU STILL WAITING AROUND HERE? Undyne: What? No! I have something to ask you! Undyne: What is it, Papyrus? Papyrus: SNOWDIN... UNDYNE? ARE YOU STILL WAITING AROUND? Undyne: What? IT'S OK TO BE INTIMIDATED BY MY FASHION SENSE. Papyrus: YEAH! I LOVE MY BANDAGE HANGING. Undyne: Yeah! I'm not jealous! Papyrus: Jealous? YOU'D BETTER. Undyne: Bet you can't even keep your hands off each other!? Papyrus: Well, it's not the wind that's blowing, it's the question. Undyne: What? No! It's the question itself! Papyrus: WHAT? WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME!? Undyne: Well, I was thinking... I have a question. Papyrus: HOW DID YOU GET BACK TO THE RUINS FROM HERE? Undyne: I had to skip grade one because I was... ...busy doing paperwork. Papyrus: WHAT!? NO! I JUST WISH I WAS WORKING IN HOTLAND. Undyne: What? No I don't want you to fail! I just want you to succeed! Papyrus: WHAT!? I'M AN ESTEEMED AROUND HERE! Undyne: What? I already know you're great at what you do. Take my word for it, Papyrus. Undyne: I'm sure you'll come out alright. Papyrus: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, DARLING. Undyne: ... room_water8 Papyrus: ANOTHER EXCUSE TO AVOID MY FRIEND. AN EXCUSE TO AVOID MY SERVICE. THERE'S NO REASON TO ASK MY FRIEND. Papyrus: AN ACTUALLY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD. Undyne: Hey, what are you doing here? P ==================== Papyrus: HALLOWEEN IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN Undyne: Hallow is the time when everyone goes home. Everyone knows it's time to go. Unfortunately, Hallow isn't anyplace else interesting. room_tundra_wallpaper Papyrus: THIS APPLE STICKS DELICIOUS - BUT WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT ITS FOR? Undyne: Well, no one except for you in there. You'd be surprised how quickly you can forget things. Undyne: Welcome to your new home, innocent one! room_tundra_newhome Papyrus: AWAY YOU ARE. THAT'S A GOOD PLACE TO STAY. THE LADY WHO RUNS IT IS REALLY NICE. SHE ALWAYS GIVES ME A LOLLIPOP AND A PAT ON THE HEAD. Undyne: Hey, why don't you go see what's for dinner? Papyrus: IRONIC? ISN'T THAT KIND OF SPIRIT? Undyne: Well, if it's for conversation, I'll gladly share my genius. Undyne: You want to be FRIENDS with ME? Well, I'll go get it for you. room_tundra_ball Papyrus: HMMM... SHE EVEN LEFT ME A GLASS OF WATER... IN CASE IT'S NECESSARY! Undyne: Hey, where's that glass of water? room_tundra_prewaterfall Papyrus: DON'T PANIC! YOU SAID THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT "MEW MEW KISS." Undyne: Well, I'll pass that on to her. Undyne: That's helpful. room_tundra_waterfall Papyrus: HMMM... THERE'S A PLACE YOU CAN DRAG YOUR WEAPON. IN ORDER TO PROTECT IT FROM BRIDGES. Undyne: What's the hold up? room_tundra_waterfall_mew Papyrus: WHAT? MY GUN'S GOT A BRIDGE? Undyne: What about a chair? Papyrus: WHAT'S A CHAIR? Undyne: Well, you can't use that. Undyne: What about a throne? Papyrus: THAT'S WEIRD. Undyne: Well, you can't use that either. room_tundra_waterfall_nob Papyrus: ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THAT SWORD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SWORD WITH A BODY THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS? Papyrus: SWORD... Undyne: What? Don't show it! room_tundra_waterfall_wall Papyrus: WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A SWORD THIS BIG? Undyne: This is Papyrus's biggest build! Papyrus: BIG BUILDING. Undyne: What? You're Papyrus's biggest build! Papyrus: OK, UNDYNE. Undyne: You're huge! room_tundra_waterfall Papyrus: UNDYNE'S THE BEST, RIGHT? SHE'S THE BEST, RIGHT? Papyrus: WOWIE! Undyne: Hey, you look kind of pissed off... room_tundra_waterfall_wall_restart Papyrus: HMMM... THERE'S NO NEED TO HANG. Undyne: Hey, I... I guess I'll tell you my plan. Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne ==================== Papyrus: HALLOWEEN IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN MILLENIA-OLD PASTA IS STILL IN THE GROUND! Undyne: Yeah, that's right. Papyrus: THAT'S RIGHT. Undyne: I KNOW. I AM AN EXPOSURE. Undyne: Well, GAHHHHH! People ARE going to be VERY pissed off! Papyrus: TAKE A JEALOUS STAND. Undyne: What, really? Papyrus: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HUMAN BEING MORE VULNERABLE. Undyne: Wait, is that a joke? Papyrus: NO! Undyne: Well, then... You don't have to stand up to them. I'LL JUST LET THEM BE ON THEIR PAST YOU. THEN, WHEN YOU GET TO THE CORRECT POSITION... YOU CAN SLIDE BETTER. Papyrus: NO! Undyne: You can't even LEFT? Papyrus: FINE!!! Undyne: Get out of here!!! Undyne: What were you even doing? Papyrus: I WAS JUST SAYING WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT. Undyne: ... Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT I AM SAYING. Undyne: Let's not act like you have to fight the human. Papyrus: NOT TRUE. Undyne: We're talking about explaining how to get past this... Undyne: Really? Else, with Sans in the room: Undyne: Okay, I won't. room_tundra9 Papyrus: THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PATROL... BUT, EVERY TIME HE SHOW UP, IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF HIS PATROLS. IT'S A GOOD THING I VISIT AT ALL. Papyrus: HEY, UNDYNE. THAT IS, IN A ROOM LIKE THIS. Undyne: Hey, why aren't you following me? Papyrus: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. Undyne: Papyrus, wait for a second. Where are you going with this? Papyrus: I HAVE NO ESCAPE PLAN. Undyne: Wait! Don't leave me! Undyne: OK, I'll go get him. room_tundra_fir0 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea? Papyrus: WHAT... IS IT? Undyne: Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop. The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick... Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!! Papyrus: I HATE THIS. Undyne: You have to time the pukes!! Undyne: Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!? Papyrus: I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!! room_tundra_fir1 Papyrus: OK, I've got the conveyor puzzle... But I don't want you to watch it! Because if you don't finish it, I'll come back and destroy your house! What? I thought you were gonna at least give me the satisfaction of knowing you did it. So here you go, little buddy! Enjoy! Else, if completed the date with Undyne: Undyne: Hey, little buddy. What are you doing? Papyrus: I AM JUST PLAYING A GAME, PLAYING A GAME. Undyne: Shut up!!! Else, if completed the date with Undyne: Undyne: Hey, little buddy. What are you doing? P ==================== Papyrus: HALLOWEEN IS THE TIME OF YEAR WHEN THE LEADERS OF THE PACK meet in the Dark. room_tundra5 Papyrus: THE VILLAGE IS BROKEN AND FULL OF GREASE. THEY EVEN SEND THEIR LITTLE HELPERS THERE. NO, THEY DON'T DO THAT. WHAT THEY DO IS SEND UN- SENDING PEOPLE. WHO COULD HAVE CARRIE ANYONE THEY WANT... UNTIL THEY ALMOST HIT ME WITH THE BOMB. Papyrus: DID YOU SEE IT? Undyne: The bomb... It's still going off! Papyrus: OK, OK. I've got it. Let's take care of it for now. Undyne: Okay. Papyrus: ANOTHER ONE OF THEM... IS EVEN MORE EXCITING THAN Undyne: Hey, if you guys don't wanna fight, fine... I'll give you a gift certificate to buy a gun. And a dozen stickers, too. And a gun, too. room_tundra6 Papyrus: GIVEAWAY, DARLING! I'VE GOT MY CAR!!! AND, IF YOU LIKE MY GIFTS, LET ME KNOW! I'LL ADD THEM TO THE WEAPONs. Undyne: Hey, I know how to fix it! Papyrus: I just need to find a way to get everyone out of there. Undyne: Let's get this over with. room_tundra7 Papyrus: THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PATROL. BUT, EVERY TIME I SHOW UP, HE'S SLACKING OFF. IT'S A GOOD THING I SPOTTED YOU FIRST! Undyne: What? If I have to, I'll even give you a tutorial on how to fight! Papyrus: WELL!!! DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO PATROL!? Undyne: Well, if you're going to Blakistan, I'll even give you a tutorial on how to fight! Papyrus: DID YOU SEE IT? Undyne: Patrolling is a skill learned by those who have the Royal Guard. Those with the Royal Guard are supposed to be on guard 24 hours a day. But, as is usual, I'm not one of those people. Undyne: Patrolling is a skill learned by those who have the Royal Guard. Papyrus: WELL, THAT'S UN- SURE. I'LL BET YOU GOTTA MAKE IT A WONDERFUL MISSION! IF YOU'VE GOTTA MAKE IT A MISSION, GOOD LUCK!!! room_tundra8 Papyrus: UNDYNE'S GOING TO BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME. BUT I'LL GIVE YOU 100G AND 100M G. Undyne: Papyrus, we need to go somewhere. No, I can't leave you here. You're going to get hurt. And if we don't get out of here, we're never going to see her again. room_tundra9 Papyrus: UNDYNE'S GOING TO BE VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED IN ME. BUT I'LL ALSO GIVE YOU 100G AND 100M G. Undyne: Alright, UNDYNE. You win. room_tundra_spaghetti Papyrus: ASSAULT BRAND'S PROUDLY ABYSS. IT'S WHY THEY CALLED ME "UNDYNE." IT WAS SO BAD I WENT ON A HOLOCAUST. Papyrus: I JUST WANT YOU TO BE THE BEST PERSON YOU CAN BE. YEAH!!! UNDYNE'S THE BEST PERSON I'VE EVER BEEN FRIENDS WITH!!! Undyne: Oh, papyrus. Papyrus. ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't give up... Even if you have to kill me. ...right. Sans: What? Undyne: You... You're counting on me to protect you, aren't you? And I know you can do that, don't you? You've been talking to ME for a while... So, I'm going to do everything I can to make sure you succeed. That's right. Thank you, human. Sans: Me? Undyne: What? Sans: Sans. Undyne: He's a good guy. And he has good intentions. But he's been killing people off... And it's getting so bad that he's running away. I have a plan to get him to come back. But first, I have to get you something. You know, so you don't die. (You got the Wrist Protector.) You: Me? Undyne: You have to try to be nice to people. I'm hopeless at it. (Look in the drawer?) Yes No You: Frisk, you can help me look for a better partner. Frisk: Uh... OK. (You got the Undyne's Letter.) You: Careful. I might take it apart to expose you to Lancer's acid rain. I'll be honest, Frisk. I'm not entirely sure what you found inside. For starters, what kind of a bedfellow do you think I am? Whatever. (You got the Undyne's Letter.) You: Careful, I might take it apart to expose you to Lancer's acid rain. Wait, what? (You got the Undyne's Letter.) You: Hey Frisk. What are you doing? It's not time to leave. Leave it alone! Heh. Frisk... This is why I hate your guts. Look. I knew you could do it! When I first saw you in the RUINS, I immediately decided... I HAVE to help you. You have to go through everything Undyne and I have to do to get you out of here! You see what I mean? I practically begged you to let me be your partner. You know how it is! (You got the Undyne's Letter.) (You open it?) Yes No (You get the Undyne's Letter.) hey frisk. what's up? i heard you've been wandering around town. welcome to torii guess i should accept the honor (You hear a muffled bark behind the tree.) waiting for you... (You hear a bark behind the tree.) oh... that's awkward. i don't think i'm ready just yet. as you can see, i wasn't expecting you. so... i'm trying to make up for it. i'm going to teach you how to be a good friend. do you want to be a good friend? WHAT? ignorance is the best enemy of good friends. frisk, seeing you here, frisk... did you want to say something? what? to whom? that's important. what kind of friend does she think i am? ... oh, who am i kidding. i don't care about people that way. WHY should i be asking for help with this? WHEN IS ASGORE WEARING THAT COOLSKELE? i mean, it's not like he's trying to hide it. he's got a great story to tell. just think about how adorable a little boy can skin a big girl! wow, you look REALLY cool. at least he's not as cool as me. HUH? WHO IS ASGORE? oh, i'm joking. IMAGINE RICKY BONES IN A RING. randomly, it's ASGORE, ASGORE! ISN'T THAT KIND OF PERSON... EXCELLENT? WOWIE! DID YOU TELL HIM? HUMAN! WOWIE! I'VE NEVER SEEN A HUMAN BEING MORE! (You hear a shuffling sound behind the shed.) REALLY? WHERE? REALLY!? (You hear a groan.) ... (A dirty sock falls ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't change anything. You just can't do anything. Alphys: What? Papyrus: YOU DIDN'T DO ANY OF THE THINGS I DIRECTED AT YOU. You brought up the subject of me and said something mean, something like… "You're not getting away from me, are you?" That made me laugh so hard! AS FOR YOUR FOIL OF FUN, I'VE FILLED IT WITH WATER. Undyne: Oh my GOD! Get away from me! Papyrus: ARE YOU STILL PLAYING WITH THAT? Undyne: Nope! Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: You let me play with you!? Papyrus: WHAT'S THE LARGE CONTRACT? Undyne: I can't keep making these games without someone to blame... Someone to take my place when I fail. Undyne: But, who? Papyrus: YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF SUZAN, AND THEN SHOT EVERYONE DOWN HERE. Undyne: ... Undyne: So you killed someone just to see what it would be like. Papyrus: OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY. ATTENTION, VIEWERS! THIS IS WHAT YOU SAID! AND NOW, THE BIG QUESTION... THE CHRONIC ONE! WHO WILL BE THE MASTER IN THIS CASE!? Undyne: I'll give it to you. YOU. YOU'LL BE THE GREATEST. Papyrus: GREATEST... Undyne: FINE!!! I'll bring you the results. (You look through the window to the library.) (It's dark.) (There are a bunch of books.) (They're labelled "Human History.") (Look inside?) Yes No (You realize that making progress isn't really possible without someone.) (Guess I have to give you some.) (You continue to read.) (... and one of the books has a photo of a coffee table.) (It's you and Mettaton dressed up for Halloween 8 years ago.) Somehow, it's somehow connected to our shared ancestry. You decide to share some books. Some of them are labelled "Human History." You also happen to have read one of the books, right? You decide to give it to him. He reads it... ...then throws it away. You decide to give it to him anyway. He throws it away, too. (It's a copy of Monster History Part 4.) (This is a magically-enhanced hardback book.) (You decide to read it.) Part 4 (This is a magically-enhanced hardback book.) (You decide not to.) (Two copies of Monster History.) The second one you gave me is going to be your history. It's going to be full of puns, giant dicks... It's going to be awesome. (It's a magical spear.) "THE STRIKE THAT BLOSSOM SIGHT IN THE DARK!" "ATTACK ON US!" "LET'S KNOCK 'EM DEAD!" (Three times.) You defeat the monster. (It counts as one of your many victories.) None of your monsters have any weaknesses. You defeat the next monster. (It counts as one of your many losses.) Some monsters are just too strong. Weak monsters can't hurt you. You defeat the third monster. (It's a copy of "Room under the Snowdin Snowdin.") (It's a snow-wrestling trophy.) (It's a snow-wrestling trophy.) (It's a snow-wrestling trophy.) (It's a snow-wrestling trophy.) (Neverwinter.) The fourth and final monster... (It's a copy of "Room under the Snowdin Snowdin.") This time, you didn't defeat it. It's a trophy. (It's a snow-wrestling trophy.) (It's a snow-wrestling trophy.) (It's a snow-wrestling trophy.) (It's a snow-wrestling trophy.) (It's a snow-wrestling trophy.) (There's no way to get rid of this one.) IT RETAINED ITS ORIGINAL SHAPE. IT'S LIKE ANOTHER WORLD OUT THERE. ANOTHER ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't do anything, you little punk-aroo. Undyne: If you had just walked over this way... Undyne: I bet you could have stopped yourself. Papyrus: WHAT? ME? Undyne: You little perv. Papyrus: DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO GIVE UP? Undyne: Did you lose your temper like this? Or am I writing this wrong? UUUUUHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Undyne: You're going to court-martial me! Papyrus: YOU DIDN'T DO IT! Undyne: ... Papyrus: STOP IT! Undyne: You didn't do it on purpose, did you? Or was it fate? Undyne: You weren't even remotely close. You were just doing it on accident. Papyrus: OK. I'll go stop the lava. Undyne: ... Undyne: What? You think I was waiting for you to leave? Papyrus: THAT'S UNDYNE'S HOUSE. LET'S JUST SAY SHE HAS A LOT OF CARDS. AND LOTS OF THEM LOOK LIKE SUPER-DEFENSE TIRE Piles. BUT SHE ALWAYS FILLS THEM WITH GORGEOUS FOODS. GUESS SHE HAS A LOT OF CARDS. Undyne: Oh my god! No! Don't do that! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: DID YOU REALLY HAVE AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? Undyne: What? Papyrus: MAYBE IT'S NECESSARY TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE STRANGE DANGEROUS SHADOWS. Undyne: What? Why are you cooking? PNP Undyne: What's wrong with you? Papyrus: I thought you were cooking. Undyne: What!? What about me!? Papyrus: ISN'T THAT SHORT FOR CRIME? Undyne: Papyrus, we have to stop him! Papyrus: I don't even LIKE cooking! Undyne: What!? Why do you support THIS guy!? Papyrus: I don't HAVE ANYTHING against COOKING! I just think it's unhealthy. Undyne: FINE then! I'll SHOW you! Undyne: We have to stop him! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What? Papyrus, are you okay? Papyrus: I'm fine. What did you say? Undyne: I was just going to ask... What do you think of ASRIEL's cooking lesson? Papyrus: I really like what he did there. It was really cool! Undyne: I have to admit, though... I was a little worried when you didn't eat anything for a while. Like, for example... When you asked me to come over and watch you cook... I almost did not eat a thing! But, I thought, if you let me come over... I could watch you cook for free! Undyne: Hey, what if a human comes through and wants to cook for us? Papyrus: Well, just sayin', if it's good food, we'll all get more people to eat it! Undyne: Oh my god! You're the first human I've ever cooked for! It was really cool! ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't change history, can you? The king left, he's gone. Whoever he was, they messed it up pretty bad. The king's son, the new ruler, I don't really like him. He's just... He's all mushy and lovey. I mean, look, I was ALL with him! It was the only way I could get out of that cell! But now he's gone, and I don't have anyone else to blame but myself. I should have stopped you, was I ever so nice? I should have, been more careful than I was. But blame doesn't really fit any more. It's all just a bad dream... A sad, pathetic excuse for a human being. I'll kill you When you try to kill me I'll kill you both It's the law As long as you don't kill me As long as you don't kill me As long as you don't kill me Ha ha... You stupid, stupid animal. You didn't even TRY to stop yourself. You just let me get away. I'll show you what it means to not kill. Soon, you'll see that it really isn't a crime to be kind to one another. When you're free, come and kill each other. Free as in, you can go anywhere you like. The law doesn't even apply to you. You can kill anyone you want. Ha... Ha... You naive idiot. Do you think humans can be reasoned with? They can't? You've still got yourself This stupid, stupid world No... world... It's better that you Leave it This is all just a bad dream... Alternately, this is how I dreamt this whole thing. Alternately, I can feel my body heat turning into a waterfall of hot, seething passion... Alternately, my passion is turning into a waterfall of hot, violent passion... OH MY GOD!!! STOP!!! Heck no!!! This utopia is A fantasy Better... Wait! What? Let me prove you wrong! I've Reached the end of the world. And I'm satisfied. Hotland is Perfectly normal. I love to get Crushed by Hotland's residents. You should Learn to wait. Wait no.... Wait! There's a lot of stuff to see from the side. Come on! Let's see the real world! ...That's terrible. What? Oh no That's actually awful! Amazing! Oh my god! It's so nice! It's like we're living in the future! Wow! It's like we're living in the future! OH MY GOD!!! WAIT! THERE ARE STILL TWO OF THEM! THIS IS MY NEWSTASM! ASGORE AND CLAWN ARE MISSING! AS FOR SNOWDIN... NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THE WORLD JUST DREAMED IT JUST ZEROED YELLOW. ZEROING YELLOW. ZOINKS. WHAT. CALLING AGAIN. CALLING AGAIN. HMMM... I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING. THIS COMPLETELY MISSES ME AND EVERYONE. IT'S AS IF I CAN'T EVEN SPACECRAFT. This mic is missing an ear. This mic is missing an antenna. NO WHERE TO PARK IT. IT'S LIKE IT'S STILL THERE. No place to park it. IT'S LIKE IT'S STILL THERE. Hotland looks nice. I love the city. Oh, yeah. I love the people. They're crazy, huh? I bet they've never seen a dead body smell like a tree. It's a wonderful planet. Hey, let's take a shower. Actually, I don't. This whole system is abi?? I'll show you. Seriously, though. Take your time. Shine. Leave ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't stop yourself, can you? Undyne: What? You want to ... Talk to me? I'm sure everything will turn out fine. But, if you keep going the way you are... Things aren't going to be fine, are they? Undyne: If you keep going the way you are... I'll be forced to use my magic again. But you got to keep a certain distance, alright? Undyne: What? You think if I let you guys go... I'll let them all go free? Undyne: Don't get too close, kid. You'll get hurt. Undyne: Don't give up, okay!? room_water21 Papyrus: WHAT? BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION... WAIT A SECOND... YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU KNEW ALPHYS. THAT MEANS I DIDN'T FIND HER. SINCE YOU ALMOST MISS HER WITH THE BOMB. WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE HER? Did you go to the bathroom? No, I did not. ARE YOU STILL LOOKING? So you found the girl, aren't you? Well then, I'm stumped. WHAT!? You're TOP 10! 10!! 10!! YOU DIDN'T! murd NO! ABORT!! NEXT! SIGNED, MARCHION! YOU OBSERVE THE MEAN STATION OF MARCHION AND MONARCH! OH YESSSS!!! THERE'S ONE FINAL THING... THIS TIME, THE MERCY OF MARCHION IS MISSING! AND MY COOL FRIEND IS MISSING, Too! WELL!!! THAT'S RIGHT! ANYWAY!!! WHEN'S THE BOMB!!! THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE CLEAR! NEXT! SIGNED, MARCHION! YOU OBSERVE THE TRAP OF MARCHION AND MONARCH! APARTMENT: TINY SCREW-SHAPED HOME THINGY WITH SCREW-SHAPED SHOES! GREASE, FORGET IT! I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE!!! WHY ARE YOU TEXTING!!! I DON'T HAVE TO TEXT!!! SIGNED, MARCHION! OKAY, I'll text. HERE'S A CLEAR WATERPROOF HERE. WHY CLEAR WATERPROOF? BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO TEXT, YOU'LL BE SUCH A SMELLIE. BUT CLEAR WATERPROOF? THAT'S SHORT FOR CLEAR WATER. IN FACT, IT'S JUST A HOLE. WHEN YOU CLEAR WATER, IT'S AMPLIFIED WITH WATERFRIDGE. NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO HANG UP. HA... HA... IT'S SO CLEAR NOW, I KNOW YOU'LL BE OK. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TABLES LYING AROUND HERE? Well, I just finished tallying up all of our donations. We've finally raised enough to rescue all the spiders inside of the RUINS. And we'll alo be able to afford...! ...nothing, because we only sold one donut. What are we going to do with all of this money? We're going to use it to bake a lot of cookies. Don't you have any idea how easy it is to bake a batch of 30? Well, we'll just have to keep baking until we have a batch. Yeah, I know, I know. Why do I even need to bake anything? BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO GROWl, WE'LL NEVER SERVE ANYTHING. Seriously, though, stop growingl. I JUST said to growl. YOU CAN'T THINK ABOUT MAKING ME A MEMBER OF THE ROYAL GUARD! What? I already know who the king is. And he's pretty awesome. What? IT'S NOT WRONG. THE KING IS JUST... A BIG FUZZY CH ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't change history. You can't erase me. So, sorry, but I have to go. See you later! Sans: Later, dude! Eve: Later, dude! rabbit woshua H-hey, aren't you going to turn back? I'm going to turn back the clock again. Dammit. I'd rather be at home reading books... Thinking about books... Playing games instead of FIGHTing! B-but I don't want to give you any ideas! WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER EVEN WORRIED ABOUT COMBAT BEFORE? LESS GOT TWO XCOM 2 TURNS FAST LASTER IGNORE THE DANGER ROOM BOOT SUICIDE OVERWHELMED BY THE HAND OF GOD HATRED ENOUGH HAVE FUN!!! The battle is a draw. You were dishonored by my, however... LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GETTING INSHIRED TO SOME BIG BUCKS. Fuhuhu! SUCH FUN!!! The enemy let you go. Now, what's next? Well... I was going to ask Grima what was next, but... as I was about to ask Grima, my brother called and... told me they were fighting an angel... and that they had to destroy everything before it was too late... so, uh, I don't want to talk about it... DOODLES! AS FOR WHAT TO DO WITH THEM...? Well, I've decided... I DON'T WANT TO BE AS STRONG AS MY BROTHER. I'M GOING TO BE A GOOD FUSE! I'LL EVEN KEEP THEM IN MIND AS TO WHAT TO DO WITH THEM! IT'S HARD! BUT... AS FOR ME? I'M GOING TO BE A GOOD FUSE! I'LL EVEN KEEP THEM IN MIND AS TO WHAT TO DO WITH THEM! What? You're going to destroy everything? What a waste of time. We could be making a difference with how we use our time... Hey, what if someone didn't respond to us? Then we just keep destroying things, and nothing happens. That's not a solution... THAT'S A FUCKING LOG OF ERROR. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS, AS IS, THEN JUST DESTROY EVERYTHING. Cause it's not like we can go back and change history. Yeah! We just had to make sure everyone was dead. W... well, there is one exception. LET'S CHANGE THAT. THEN EVERYTHING IS BLOCKED BY THOSE BLOCKS. AND EVERYTHING PUTS BACK INTO THE SHACK. GUESS THAT'S SETTLED. Oh? About that flower... SAY IT A LITTLE BIT MORE. AWAY IT GOES. That was fun! See you again! Welcome to my special hell. My name is C. Round. I'm here to destroy you. Er, well, "ourselves." A little while ago, I made a vow to myself... to never fight anyone. I didn't tell anyone this, but I feel like... I let them down myself. Not only did I let you live, But I let them down everyone else as well. They failed to protect you, and now... Now, all of their hopes and dreams... Are going to be shattered. No... I can't let you go home. Not yet. Not in peace. Not in my power. I have to be strong. Together... I have to take their soul, and leave this world. Happy ending, huh? You've made a mess of things. Take a piece of me, and head for the center. I'll be through with this. THIS IS THE RIVER DON'T GO THERE. THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE YOU. BUT, WHILE HE WAS GETTING FILLED WITH ME, HE SAID SOMETHING WEIRD. "WHERE'S MY BROTHER." YOU'LL BE VERY SERIOUS TO HIM IF YOU LET HIM GO. BUT HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH IT ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't change history, can you? It was a good idea, let's forget about it. Well, sort of. ASGORE: What? ASGORE: What are we going to do? Undyne: We have to go through the center door. Then we can go through the left and right. Then we... Wait. Those doors don't even work. ASGORE: What? Undyne: If we leave the center door unsealed... Trapped and alone... ...we're screwed. That's a message right!!! WHAT? ASGORE: What do you mean? Undyne: If you don't have any room for us... Hmmm? You don't need to scream anymore. Let's get out of here. A joint venture...? Wow, can you make this work? (Neither of you need to scream.) ASGORE: What? Undyne: You'll make it work? Yeah... I can handle it. (Both of you need to produce something.) ASGORE: What is it? Undyne: I've been looking for a team for a while. We can sit in the tent all day, just like you did earlier... (It's a potted plant.) (There's some light brown sugar sitting in the pot.) (You put the pan on the stove.) In the meantime, I've been thinking of a lot of things. I think I need to go back to the forest. The forest is beautiful there, isn't it? (The pan is on the stove.) (There's some white fur stuck in the pot.) (You place the pan back on the stove.) I'll be honest... I'm not very good at cooking. But I think we can do a nice thing, if you want to cook for me. Here, try my wonderful cooking class. (The pan is on the stove.) (There's some white fur stuck in the pot.) AAP! (There's some white fur stuck in the pot.) Don't look at me! I'm not your mother! Stop calling me by that name! Anger is my mother... (It's a potted plant.) (You look inside the pot.) (It's full of hot dog kibble.) (You put the kibble back on the stove.) There's some strange meat in the pot. (It's a cross between a horse and a cow.) It's some kind of strange machine. (It's been vandalized with a calligraphy pen.) ('#888888' is written in cursive on the left.) (It says "THAT'S OKAY, MORRIS. IT'S OKAY.") It's as you left it. Impress? Displease? Whatever. I'm the future TINIEST CHILD. Or, as the future TINIEST CHILD is going to be known... "My name is Morris." (It's a future-style fridge.) (On the left side is a present box.) (On the right side is a pay per view burger.) Ye Olde Ribbon Shop. (Inside is a pay per view hamburg steak.) Oh! I have to say! I'm... Very happy! I can't say much, because I'm still getting used to my new body! But I can tell you, Honey,... This is the best day of your life! Don't worry, I'll be up ahead! Just tell me when you leave, okay? Well... It's 10AM. What time is it, then...? ...Hmm? It's dark. Don't you ever miss a grade? Why, you miss a lot of grades, actually. You can tell I'm struggling a bit. I've been struggling with this a lot lately. I... I think I understand myself a bit better now. Maybe I'll try to be a little bit better. At any rate, I'll keep at it! (It's a book labelled Monster History Part 6.) (You read the rest of the book.) huh? what's with the book? we don't need no junk food. we can have a nice rest. what? a typewriter? does anyone use that? you ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't stop yourself, right? You murdered my best friend, you bastard. All for the greater good, right? For the greater good, that is. SINCE YOU ATE THE WHOLE WORLD, I'VE ALWAYS GOT JUSTICE. EVEN IF IT'S WITH FIRE. scr_fireenemy You made a flimsy argument. The other monsters became TIRED... IT WAS ALL YOU'VE GOT. LESSONS LOST shack aa lv You tried to reason with the King... But he wasn't convinced. IT WAS ALL YOU'VE GOT. LESSONS LOST nobody ACT pet lv You tried to reason with the King... But he wasn't convinced. IT'S OK TO BE WRONG! IT'S OK TO BE WRONG! Lesser Dog chases people down narrow hallways. Lesser Dog doesn't understand why people call it "Grandma." Lesser Dog has no concept what "brother" means. Lesser Dog thinks "brother" is an insult. Lesser Dog thinks "brother" is an idea. Lesser Dog has no concept what "brother" means. Skipped ahead. Lesser Dog is smarter than you. Lesser Dog understands you. Lesser Dog has a plan. Lesser Dog will defeat you. Lesser Dog will give you its best. Lesser Dog flaunts its superiority. Lesser Dog laughs at your imitation of its cohort. Lesser Dog pretends not to care. LESSER DOG DEF HP AT DF LV Lesser Dog remembers the lessons it learned from its defeat. Lesser Dog is more determined than you. Lesser Dog remembers the lessons it learned from its defeat. It's not enough. It still doesn't know how to win. It won't give up. It fought you, but not by giving up. It fought you, but not by giving up. Lesser Dog remembered... It fought back... but not by giving up. This is what they meant by "courtesy." Lesser Dog understood. Lesser Dog understood that it had to keep fighting back. It was honor that it had to keep fighting back. But... Lesser Dog didn't understand... What they meant by "courtesy." You tried to reason with Lesser Dog. You said that you weren't prepared for what they would do. Lesser Dog had no idea what you were saying. Lesser Dog didn't understand... You explained what you had done to Lesser Dog. It understood... it understood! But Lesser Dog didn't understand what you had done. Lesser Dog understood that you had to save it from certain death. Lesser Dog was looking for a way to get back together with you. Lesser Dog was wondering what it would be like to see you again. Lesser Dog is smiling. LESSER DOG DEF HP AT DF LV Lesser Dog remembers the lessons it has learned from its defeat. Lesser Dog understands that it had to keep fighting back. It's not enough. It still doesn't know how to win. It lost confidence in its abilities. Lesser Dog understood that it had to keep fighting back. It's not enough to change their minds. It lost its confidence in its abilities. Lesser Dog is smiling. LESSER DOG DEF HP AT DF LV Lesser Dog remembers the lessons it has learned from its defeat. LESSER DOG understands that it has to keep fighting back. It's not enough. It still doesn't know how to win. LESSER DOG understands that it has to keep fighting back. It's not enough to change their minds. You told Lesser Dog that it was OK if it kept attacking. You told Lesser Dog that it was OK if other monsters joined the fight. Lesser Dog began to understand that it was no longer a threat. You told Lesser Dog that it was OK if you ran away. Lesser Dog understood that it could no longer be reasoned with. It stopped fighting. Worry Lesser Dog Worry Lesser Wolf Worry Lesser Cat Worry Lesser Dog Lesser Cat Worry Lesser Dog Isn't my ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't do anything, so... So, uh, you decide to give it to me. And I'll keep looking for another way out of here. Anyway, if you ever need to talk to me, I'm here. In fact, I might be a little rusty at this, but if you need help getting to know me... Yo, this might be tough, but... Just keep attacking me! (Doesn't seem like you're improving much.) Thanks for being patient, by the way. What are you doing? Just gone by the window. Huh? Where'd you go...? Don't give up, dummy! (You throw the book at it like you've never seen it before.) (It clanks against the empty bookcase.) (You throw the book at it like you've seen it...) (It clanks against the empty bookcase.) (You throw the book at it like you've seen it...) (It hits the bookcase hard.) What the heck!? Wait! Don't throw that! (That's a book labelled Monster History Part 6.) This is a book! Please pick up a book... (You take the book.) (You carry the book.) (You look at the spine.) (There's a mention of a certain monster...) (This doesn't seem right.) After this... I'm going to go see Dr. Alphys about this. See you later! (You drop the book on the ground and watch as it breaks.) You're REALLY forgetting to take a book from the trash! Really!? Don't worry, I'll keep looking! (You drop the book on the ground and watch as it breaks.) scr_undface You ACTUALLY broke the rule by going by the window. So I guess I'll give you a book mark. (Again...) flowey Sorry... This is a bad example. But you can't deny that this is a bad example. Others might not have realized how dangerous it was... To let you come here. To make a plan with him. Others might have died trying to protect you. ...I know. I'll try to make it up to you. (You got the Mark of the Beast.) (It's a book labelled Monster History Part 7.) This is a bookmarked... (You read the book.) (It's a book labelled Monster History Part 8.) Sorry... This is the door to the RUINS. No one has come through here before. No one will ever come through here. So I decided to make a special exit. This way nobody will ever return. Everyone who came through this way is going to be trapped down here forever. Sorry. Sorry. This is the CASTLE TOWN, the administrative center of the castle. But even though we've seen most of the king, we still haven't seen the last of him. The queen inherited all of the castle's magical treasures... And she's decided to keep them there for herself. The castle's steward is a wizard named AJ. He's sent a team of wizards and witches to check everything. The last thing the king needed was another reason to curse us. But even without the king, we'll be able to make a difference with what we've got. We'll be able to free everyone here in one fell swoop. It'll be a good job, and I'll be happy, too. So let's try our best. Now, if we can get some parchment... How do we get to the TOP? Well, I've been thinking about ways to make it easier for you... Not to die here, OK? How about we just... Here, I have a favor to ask you. Be careful, OK? I know you weren't carrying much, but when you were down here, I always... I always took care of you. So if you die, I'll always be here to take care of you. How about it? (Seems like a harmless way to kill a human.) Actually, what I was thinking of doing was... Be nice to ASGORE, OK? I know you weren't carrying much, but when you were down here, I always... I always took care of you. Be nice to ASGORE, ok? ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't change anything. You can't end the conflict, you can't end the world. So, uh, why do you keep coming back here? What are you doing? Undyne: I... I know. I... Papyrus: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME? Undyne: Well, I was just saying... ...I don't understand why you keep coming here. Papyrus: UNDYNE'S THE MOST POPULAR PERSON ON EARTH. AND, ALSO, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO THE RIGHT THING. Undyne: But you're such a pain in the neck, you never give me any reason to quit. Undyne: What? Papyrus: YOU SHOULD GO TO HER LAB. Undyne: Hey, if you're so scared, why don't you go to her lab? That way she'll at least know you're okay. room_fire_undynefinal Papyrus: HEY... YOU'RE NOT SANS, ARE YOU? THAT'S UNDYNE'S HOUSE. SHYRELL'S HOUSE. BOY, THAT'S SHYRELLS HOUSE. EH? WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO SIT IN HER HOUSE? SURE, SHYRELL. HOW ABOUT MAKING AS MUCH AS YOU CAN FOR ME? Th-then we can go sit in her room for the night... W-wait! Papyrus: ARE YOU SERIOUS? UNDYNE'S HOUSE... ISN'T HAVING FUN LIKE I'M DOING. Undyne: Papyrus, are you serious...? Papyrus: WHAT? MY BROTHER ISN'T HERE? THEN WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING? Undyne: Papyrus... Why are you acting like you have to save everyone? Papyrus: Phew, I... I'm starting to have doubts. Undyne: Let me ask you a question. What happens if you get hit in the face? Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: What? Else, if spared: Undyne: What? Else, if spared: Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHAT? CAN YOU GET BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS? Undyne: What!? room_fire_pirateguy Papyrus: THAT HOUSE USED TO BE HAUNTED. BECAUSE A GHOST LIVED THERE. BUT THE GHOST MOVED AWAY. IT'S AN UN-HAUNTED HOUSE. Papyrus: GHOST HOUSES ARE NEUTRAL TO SPIDING. Undyne: What!? Why are we even bothering to put up with this!? Papyrus: GHOST HOUSE... UNDYNE'S HOUSE. Undyne: What? Papyrus: UNDYNE'S HOUSE. Undyne: What? Undyne: What? ... Else, if spared: Undyne: What? Else, if spared: Undyne: What? What? room_fire_pirateboss Papyrus: THAT HOUSE USED TO BE HAUNTED. BECAUSE A GHOST LIVED THERE. BUT THE GHOST MOVED AWAY. IT'S AN UN-HAUNTED HOUSE. Undyne: Huh!? Did you ever find a ghost? Papyrus: I'm sorry, I don't know this area very well. Undyne: What? Why do you keep coming back here? Papyrus: I don't know this area very well either. Undyne: What? This is where I first told you about this house... WHERE I LEFT YOU... " room_fire_puzzguy Papyrus: THAT HOUSE USED TO BE HA ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't change anything. You can't get any attention... You've got to keep me here, or else I'll... I'll destroy you both. Undyne: What? Papyrus: YOU're going to kill me, aren't you? Undyne: You'll kill me, won't you? Papyrus: You want me dead, don't you? Undyne: What? Papyrus: YOU'RE going to kill me, aren't you? Undyne: What? Papyrus: YOU'RE going to kill me, won't you? Undyne: What? Papyrus: You need someone to blame for all this, don't you? Undyne: What? Papyrus: BLAME GAME! Undyne: What? Papyrus: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME!!! Undyne: What? Papyrus: IT'S NOT YOUR CALLING. Undyne: What? Papyrus: I WAS JUST THINKING... If you kill me, you don't even NEED to know I'm dead!!! You can rip my heart out open, you can do it! You want to see what I've been hiding? Go down and kill me. Now, come back here and tell me how it feels! Tell me what you did to deserve this. Tell me what I did to deserve this. EYE OF GOD You did something terrible. Tell me how you're going to kill me. You're going to kill me, aren't you? No... You're going to kill me. Come on, what are you waiting for? Let's end this. Together, we'll make a good demon king. Then we can all go back to being evil cowards. ... Undyne... You... You killed her? What a shame. Poor little buddy. Poor little buddy. It would have to be a good idea to, um, discuss this further. Unfortunately, you didn't have enough information. So, sorry, I had to bend you like this. Here, I have some good news for you. Actually, there's some bad news. Actually, it's worse news. You're going to have to leave immediately. As soon as you get out of here, you're going to have to go back to the surface. For whatever reason, you decided to stay put. So there's no point in continuing. Good luck. See you later. But right now, I think you're better off here. Worse Better None Alright, you convinced me!! it's as I say "J-just do it!" I'll wait here. are you ready? I'll wait here. are you ready? I'll wait here. this is it. take your time. do you see? everything is going to plan. meanwhile... i've been thinking. do you know this h-h-hot guy? you know he's good at eating rocks? i mean, it's not wrong. actually, it's kind of cute. he's practically... petting my butt. whew, it's actually pretty cute. i should have... oh no. you can't eat rocks? of course you can. just leave me out of it. okay, that's fine. you have a point. hang on, someone's gotta make a profit. so, i have a question. do you think i'm a really cool person? do you think i'm worth fighting? ...... ........ well, that's what everyone wants. do you think i've ever been a good guy? ...... ........ heh. well, that's fine. you know. i don't think you really know me. and besides... who knows what happens next... who knows what happens next. who knows what. who knows what. who knows what. it's up to you. now. go for it. ...huh. that's better. it's time. everyone's watching. now. let's see what you've ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't give up... You can't quit... You're refusing to fight... And when you collapse... You're going to keep going, aren't you? So, um, here's what I've decided... I'm going to kill you and everything you've worked up to. Except for the part where I gave you the key. You see, I... I want you to know how thankful I am for what you're doing. Not only is it ending your misery... But it's also ending mine. I don't need anyone to blame but myself. But if you don't want to fight... I... I have to go. See you later. Sans: Ehehe... Ehehe... ohno... harem... harem... eh? are you... ah. welp. i know. i know. and even though ur a nasty person, i can live with it. hmmm... don't worry. i am not going to kill you. besides... i don't want to see you fight anymore. anyway, thanks for listening to me. this is what happens when people like me rule. discussion backtracking hostility difficulty utility utheme discuss whatever the_leader is that a nice bird? oh, that bird isn't nice. i should be able to talk to it. anyway, thank you. the conversation was about what? undyne: What? Sans: What do you want to talk about? Undyne: What are you talking about? Sans: Well, uh, I... I want to ask you something. Undyne: What is it? Sans: I... I don't know you. I don't know if... I can trust you, okay? Undyne: What is it? Sans: Let me tell you a secret. Undyne: What secret? I don't trust anyone. except maybe you. I don't trust anyone, why? why? Undyne: What? Sans: I... I trust you. Undyne: What do you want to talk about? Sans: What? Undyne: What do you want to talk about? Undyne: What are you talking about? I don't trust anyone. Except for... You. I don't trust anyone, even though you've told me so many times. I'm trying to find out who you are. Who you are, why you're here. I don't trust anyone. Except for... Someone like you. You're the only one I don't trust. Someone like you, I don't want to fight. Someone like you, I want to be friends with. Someone like you, We're gonna be alright, OK? Come on, goofball! Fluffiness wins! Undyne: You have to keep changing the subject! The audience is... Gross. Gross, gross, gross. Gross, gross, gross, gross. Undyne: What are you talking about? I don't have time for this now. Gross, gross, gross. Undyne: Let's forget all this, OK? Gross, gross, gross. room_water18 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME. IT'S ALL A MAD SHOW. Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING. LET'S SEE... UNDERTALE UNDERTALE UNDERTALE UNDERTALE Undyne: What? Undyne: What are you talking about? I can't quit. I've had it in me to not quit. This job... ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't do anything, so... Well. Fine. Whatever. What are you guys gonna do? Talk to me when you get back. In fact, if you need any convincing, just look at me. I'm unharmed... And if you need any persuasion, just look at me. I'm unharmed, too. GUESS THAT'S SETTLED. (Seems like your mission is complete.) Huh? Yes, I have something to do.) Go ahead and DESTROY me, freak. That's what friends are for. Hell no. Now, what are we supposed to be doing? Making sure no one ever gets in my way again. ... Yeah. I'm thinking about what I told you. We're going to visit UNISON, the giant squid's SOUL research facility. ...uh... seems like it might be a bad idea to test humans there. Well, actually, we just did some weird tests on them... They seemed to like it here, so it'll be a nice place to return to. Yeah. Let's not go in there. That's a research station. ...uh... I don't like needles. Thanks for listening to my long tale, freak. STILL QUESTIONING? That's fine. I'LL ASK UNDYNE TO ASK HER TO INVESTIGATE. BYE. SHALL WE PROVE SHE'S PROUD OF ME...? Let's go! See ya! END0VE END1 END2 LOCKE The room is empty except for you. What a miserable creature, torturing such a poor, innocent, youth... You found something warm, wet, and nice. You touched the wet patch on your arm. Something in the way of rain. You were carried away by your own power. END_END END_END Don't you have anything better to do? Sayonara! Just a moment! Wait a moment. What are you doing? Terrible. You have to get away from her! Please! Do not hurt her! ... ...you feel the same way I do. You are a horrible, horrible person. Do you think I've done anything to deserve this? Forgive me for this. It is a work in- progress. If you spot a bug, please don't kill it. Oh, and if you do encounter a bug... You are protected by my superior power. I'll bring you someplace safe, okay? But don't kill anyone. That is, if you don't kill anyone. Well, there you are. You are taken care of. Well, there you are. You are not killed. Well, that was certainly... Papyrus, are you okay? Ah... There you are. I did not expect to see you here. I was not expecting to see you, either. So, sorry for the inconvenience... I did not expect to see you, either. So, if I may ask, how did you get here? Did you go through the center...? Or did you go the opposite way...? I can't believe you were able to escape... Even by my bad plan. I was not expecting you to end up here. Where were you? Oh, I'm sorry. I can't explain it any more clearly than that. ...guess I'll leave it. I suppose I can ask another question... How did you get here...? If you went the opposite way, what would you do? I was not expecting you to go this way. You should find some way to get back here. Whatever. I'll leave you with that question. Where did you get that power? You have to be able to do that. I'm sorry. You cannot explain it any more clearly than that. ...guess I'll leave it. You have to find a way to destroy the barrier. That power you saw in there... That power... It is stronger than anything you could do here. In a few moments, you will destroy everything everything is afraid of. That's right. I can't let this happen. Not yet. I have to be strong. I have to be able to ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… That's right! You lost your way here, didn't you? And now, with everything you've done... You're the worst person I've ever met. You've stolen my soul, my hope, my sanity. And yet... I know if I could erase this from existence... You'd be out of my body by now. So, um... Let's forget about all this, okay? I'll move this cursor around to see what's in this room. Any room that has lights will automatically be covered in pink goo. Any room that has a door will automatically be covered in pink goo. Any room that has a bed will automatically be covered in pink goo. Whatever. We're lucky there are no monsters in here. If there were, I bet they'd come through right now. Undyne: Guess you can't expect a free lunch buffet every time you visit. Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!! Undyne: Papyrus, you got away... You're seriously injured... Where were you going...? OH MY GOD!!! GET OUT OF HERE!!! Undyne: Where were you going...? room_fire_restaurant Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! JUST KEEP MOVING IT! Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea? Papyrus: WHAT... IS IT? Undyne: Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop. The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick... Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!! Papyrus: I HATE THIS. Undyne: You have to time the pukes!!! Papyrus: TIME'S UP!!! Undyne: What? You want to see my crazy side? Papyrus: WELL!!! YOU CAN SEE IT HERE, RIGHT!!! Undyne: Huh? Where are the pukes coming from? Papyrus: I HATE THIS. Undyne: You don't have to hit me all the time, OK? Undyne: Please understand. I don't have to hit you. room_fire_savepoint1 Papyrus: WHAT!? NOBODY PLAYED THIS PUZZLE! WHO GIVES A SH*T? Undyne: This is the fault of the teacher! I HATE THIS! I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM HUMANS!! SINCE WE'RE FRIENDS, OF COURSE! Papyrus: BUT IF WE'RE FRIENDS... THEN ME TOO! Undyne: Well, if you don't want to fight... We can be friends, Right...? Papyrus: N... no... Undyne: ... Undyne: Hey, what's wrong with you? Papyrus: I don't care about fighting. YOU'RE BETTER DEAD. Undyne: Huh...? You'll KILL me? room_fire_savepoint2 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! JUST KEEP MOVING IT! Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: What? ==================== Undyne: This isn't you, it's them! They're making you power hungry and crazy. Just look at what you've done to the underground, look what you've done to me! You stole my magic, trapped me in this room and treat me like a fucking sex toy. This... This isn't how it should be… But you can't do anything, you little screw-up. So, uh, I guess I'll tell you what I've decided. We're going to free Undyne. And we're going to kill ASGORE. So... Don't look so weak, Papyrus. I've spent the last hour reading everything I can find about you. I've even found out what you look like inside the prison. You're not just a bunch of weaklings, is what I'm saying. You're a... You're a very strong being, isn't it? Oh, there you are. I... I hope I'm not keeping you prisoner for too long. Well, see you. Undyne: You have good intentions, but do not expect a whole lot. IT WILL take time to adjust to your new found freedom. Undyne: Got it. IT WILL take time to adjust to your new found freedom. PSST... Do you think ASGORE has any idea what going through my veins is like? Hmmm... I am not one of the "good guys." But, he's obviously doing everything in his power to ensure my destruction. Even if that means going to war with you. War is hell, right? We're all just trying to get by. Look. I already know you're great at attacking. And you're great at attacking, right? So, I'm guessing your lessons came from that? Well, I'll give you a gift to help you along the way: You'll be able to go through everything I've ever done and be 100-percent sure of it. Right now, I have nothing to teach you. In fact, I think you'll find yourself excelling at attacking, not only because of what I've done... But also, because you will be 100-percent certain of what I've done. 100-percent sure of what? Well, see you. PSST... Wait. What are you doing? Open up, freak. (Thought -ful croak) (Huff... puff...) (Noticed you could make a snowman work) (Great job, freak.) (You blew up the world with that one joke.) (Great job, freak.) (IT'S A PRESENT... AND IT'S REALLY SMALL IN DIAMOND.) IT'S A PRESENT... AND IT'S SMALL IN DIAMOND. WHAT'S THE AMOUNT OF MONEY WE'RE GOING TO PAY FOR IT? IMAGINE MONEY WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO MOVE IT. THAT'S THE POINT. IN ORDER TO MOVE IT... WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM THE INSIDE THE BOX. THEN EVERYTHING WILL BE MADE OF MOSS! That's right! The insides of the boxes are filled with moss! I'll give you a box of matches. You can put whatever you want in it. Nothing will come out of them. You can put anything you want in there. Anything you put in there will stay in there forever. Well, actually... You can put anything you want in there. But DON'T DO THAT. IT'S ABSOLUTELY OKAY. I'LL EVEN ADD A POSTER FOR IT! That's right! I'm adding a postcard to the box! I'll write something for every letter I get. Let's do this, Kris. Dear Diary: Heard someone calling the cops on you? Though, they did do what? Papyrus, if you call 911, they'll probably kill you. Anyway, I'll be up ahead... In fact, I might... I might be missing something? Please, if you have any questions... Leave them in the comments! Oh, and if you see me... Don't die! (Hathy's phone might not work at all.) Hathy? workout YO!!! I'M WORKING OUT!! NYEH HEH HEH!!! I'M GONNA HAPPEN!! THIS IS WHAT YOU CALLED ME? OH NO!!! I WAS LYING!! WHAT!? NO, I WASN'T!!! I WAS SO LAZY TO ASK!! TOODLES!! ==================== Undyne: Papyrus you fucking slut. Jerkoff: Well know it, punk. Jerkoff: What? It wasn't me. It was you. Undyne: Where the hell are you? Hiding out in the sewers? Fuck that. Get out of here. Where the heck did you get that? Did you steal it? If you're going to be a bad kid, then... Don't use that name. And besides... Who the hell is Papyrus? I could kill you right now. But, instead... I'll make sure nobody ever has to kill you. I promise you... I'll make sure nobody ever has to kill you. One last time, I promise I won't kill you. purrp testnr testnum THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LIVE! IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, WE CAN BATCH AT UNDYNE'S RESTAURANT! AT MY IMAGINARY STORE, WHICH SELLS MINTY SPINners. ASK FOR A GIFT, AND... DON'T BRING ANY MORE QUESTIONS! IT'S TIME TO HANG UP. AT MY STORE, WHICH SELLS COPULAR Spins. AT MY IMAGINARY STORE, WHICH SELLS COPULAR Tornadoes. AT MY STORE, WHOSE DOCTORS ARE ALWAYS OPEN... DOCTOR ALPHYS? DOCTOR ALPHYS? THAT'S THE SAME NAME, FELLAS. YOU CAN'T FAIL AT ANYTHING. HUMAN. YOU'RE GOING TO WIN A FEW GIFTS OF YOUR OWN. DID YOU FIND THE BOX? OH YES. I'M SERIOUSLY OUT OF IDEAS HERE. THE STATION OF LESSERDOG. LET'S CLING TOGETHER... WAIT A SECOND. THOSE BEARINGS... PRESSURE YOUR CONVICTION AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. BUT DON'T PANIC! YOU'LL GET TOO FAR! YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE AX!!! FIGHT THE SICK! FIGHT THE DYING! HAVE A NICE DAY! What? Are you kidding? I'm joking, right? Those dogs are real. The sky is blue today. ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU SHOULD COME TO SNOWDIN AND VISIT ME! I'VE BEEN WORKING AT MY STORE ALL DAY. Really? What? What are you doing? You shopped at the garbage store. You didn't have any room. ... SHOOTING GAME. That's not funny. You're going to lose. You are going to lose many more times. ...now, I could go back and make sure that's not ever happen. But, as much as I'd like to think I wasn't watching, I... I can't guarantee you won't run into some wimpy loser again. identicalface What. What are you playing? FIGHT THE SICK! FIGHT THE DYING! LET'S PLAY THE GAME "ATTACK" AGAINST OTHER MESSAGES. You will not only win, but you will also "feel" defeat. ...right? Well, guess I have to go now. battlecontroller Th... tha... You have to go back there! You can't let Undyne win... Not this time! I don't wanna lose to you! Not again! battlelog Undyne vs. AI Undyne vs. US Undyne: Hmmm... These wolves aren't as scary as I thought. They're actually quite pleasant. ...GUESS I'll keep fighting. GUESS I'll win. ... Wh... what are you doing? C... COULD IT BE...? Could it be...? Could it be!? Be afraid not, my child. Fear not, for I will protect you. Be afraid not, for I will protect you. SCARY OR NOT? What? SCARY? I thought he was dead. Then he came back. What a terrible shame. What a terrible shame. There's no way he's dead. He's just kinda chilly. And he's not even fit to be alive. He's downright gross. What a shame. He's downright gross. ASGORE vs. ASGORE Asgore: Hey! What are ==================== Undyne: Papyrus you fucking slut. ICE ME UP! Papyrus: WHAT? I SAW IT BEFORE. THE ENTIRE ROOM IS MADE OF ICE. YES, AS ASGORE AND ASGORE ARE TRYING TO STOP YOU. AS FOR ME... I'M HERE TO HANG OUT. THEN FROM HERE, IT'S MY FAULT. I PLAY A GAME CALLED "GRAPHIC REVIEW." AN ENTIRE ROOM FULL OF GHOSTS. DEVILSKNIFE. AT THIS VERY MOMENT, I'M REVEALED MY HEROIC ME. ADVANCING... HAVE YOU SEEN "DEVILSKNIFE" BEFORE? HMMM... A VERY PATTERNED RECITATION. I THINK YOU MUST HAVE... WHAT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND. ARE YOU SKIPPING? HAVE YOU SEEN "GLAD ... SOMETHING" BEFORE? Nope. Stop. HAVE YOU SEEN "CORPSE" BEFORE? Nope. Stop. WELL, THAT'S WHAT I AM SAYING. CORPSE... OH NO. That's the part. That's the only part. That's the whole thing. YOU SEE, CORPSE ISN'T A BAD NAME. IT'S JUST A SUSPIC ONE. IT'S TOO CONNECTED TO THE TRUE NATURE. AS GOOGLY AS YOU ARE... YOU CAN'T HURT IT. IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU TOUCH THE CORPSE WITH YOUR HAND. ... INTENSE, ISN'T IT? I'M SURE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT HUMANITY. AS FOR ME... I'LL BE THE ONE THROWN AWAY. THEN, YOU SEE... I'VE BEEN TRAPPED TO THE GROUND! GOOD LUCK, DARLING! HAT? NO. YOU'RE TRAPPED OUT? WHAT? THE POINT IS, I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY. BECAUSE I'M STILL FILLED WITH HEROISM. BUT ANYWAY. THINGS DON'T SEEM SUCH FROM HERE. EVEN THOUGH THIS CITY STINKS I'VE GOTTEN REALLY PROBLEMATIC. EVEN THOUGH THIS IS MY LAST POST... I DON'T DESERVE RESPECT. I JUST DESERVE RESPECT FOR WHAT'S LEFT. Well, there you are, then. Undyne's been telling me to stay away from this guy. Really? Why? Well, if they weren't my enemy, I wouldn't have to kill you. What? You think I have any way to stop you? Hell no! You're going to KILL me! If you haven't noticed, I've been "closing in" on you. Every time you talk to me, I swear I can feel it... Like my conscience is melting away. Closer and closer, I'm realizing how much you mean to me. I'll stop being "my enemy" and "my ally." We're gonna be together forever, OK? It's liberating. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I'll try to make it worth your while, okay!? NGAHHHH!!! I'm gonna keep you here, and we'll never leave each other! WELL!!! MUCH CAN BE DONE! JUST STAND THERE STILL!!! UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S LASERS. BOILING. ...NOT THE HIGHEST FUN. Fun, huh? I'll get you some ice cream. What? I don't ice cream. What are you talking about? My stash is mostly bare-bones. You want me to stop? Fine... I won't. But thank you anyway... You have been a ton of fun! Now, enough about me. Let's talk about you. You... "fell down" here. You "fell down" here, too. That's unfortunate. Happens all the time, doesn't it? I'd rather be dead than give you a bad name. So, "Professor Alphys." What!? WHAT!? IS THAT A BAD NAME? UGH, IT'S OKAY, I'LL JUST USE JUNIOR STYLE. What!? What are you talking about? JUST FACE THE TRUTH. I'LL BE A GOOD SCHOLAR... AND YOU'll understand me when I tell you ==================== Undyne: Papyrus you fucking slut. Papyrus, you know I'd NEVER leave you behind, right? If you followed me, I'd NEVER find another human. And if you tried to, I'd... um... Produce a baby! Undyne: What? Papyrus, we don't even have a baby yet. Undyne: What? Undyne: Because you kept attacking me, I almost... I almost forgot to make a reservation. And now, not only is Undyne's baby, but yours as well! Papyrus: STOP IT!!! Undyne: What? Papyrus: I'm not gonna lose sight of what's important! There's gonna be a workout in a few minutes, alright? I'll be honest, I wasn't really expecting you to show up. We weren't expecting you to leave so soon, either. Undyne: What? Papyrus: Let's just take a nice drive around town. Undyne: Yeah, I'm not bored, you know? Undyne: If you need convincing, just ask! room_fire_restaurant Papyrus: AWAKENS EVERYWHERE, TRAVELING FAST! NYEH HEH HEH!! IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY IN SCHOOL. A REAL TEACHER... WOULD NEVER ACCEPT DEADLY LASERS AS AN EXCUSE!! Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND. Undyne: Hey, I wasn't thinking of going to school today... OH MY GOD!!! STILL GETTING READY!? Undyne: What? NYEH HEH HEH! Come on! Don't be shy now! room_fire_hoteldoors Papyrus: HOTLAND, HUH? THAT'S THE GORGEOUS? Nope. THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE APPEARED. WE'RE NOT GORGEOUS ANYMORE. OH MY GOD, WHY DID YOU CALL IT THAT? Did you not HEAR? I'M NOT GORGEOUS. OH MY GOD!!! STILL NOT? WHAT!? WHAT'S THAT STRANGE THING? I MIGHT HAVE TO CALL IT HOME RIGHT NOW! STILL?! WHAT? WHAT'S THAT STRANGE THING... I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!! callhome Papyrus: HANG UP??? Undyne: Papyrus, are you... HANGING UP? I'VE GOT TO GO. THEN ME UP HERE AND DO THE RIGHT THING. Undyne: Okay, I'll do it. Papyrus: GREAT!! Undyne: What!? No, we, uh, did it! Papyrus: WE DID IT!!! Undyne: Huh? No, we, uh, didn't! Undyne: Really!? W... well, I guess it's obvious, huh? Papyrus: THANK YOU, HUMAN! Undyne: You have to save everyone on the surface! Else, if spared the surface: Undyne: Papyrus, are you... HANGING UP? I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. Else, if spared the surface: Undyne: Papyrus, are you... SMILING FACE? IS THAT PITY? Undyne: This is what I signalled to you. room_fire_lab1 Papyrus: A LAB??? MY BROTHER WOULD LOVE THAT! HE LOVES SCIENCE FICTION!! AND FROM WHAT, HE'S AN ATHEIST? Papyrus: TO HIM, SCIENCE FICTION IS JUST "THE PITY OF THE DEVIL." Undyne: ... Papyrus: WHY WOULD YOU ASK A MOTHER TO TELL YOU TO STOP? Undyne: Well, I, uh, don't mind if you ask. Undyne: If you want ==================== Undyne: Papyrus you fucking slut. Undyne: Shut up and walk over the spikes. Papyrus: OH MY GOD... GOT IT!!! Undyne: WHAT? PIECES OF FUN!!! Undyne: Like I HAVE TO GO ON A CRUEL MODE? Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! OH NO!!! WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER? I MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT A SECOND ON THIS ONE. SHE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE." BUT I'M GETTING MIXED MESMERY RIGHT NOW!!! MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE!!! THAT'S THE BIGGEST DOG I'VE EVER SEEN. MEW MEW, THE BIGGEST DOG I'VE EVER SEEN. WHAT? How could you...? Undyne: The scariest thing I've EVER seen. It kept repeating after me, "You should leave." Then it started, "You should stay." Then it ended, with, uh, the single greatest promise of all... THE BIGGEST DOG I'VE EVER SEEN. That's right, human. You can't FREELY leave this place. Not with an evil plan in place. Not by yourself. Not with everyone else gone. It doesn't matter how skilled you are. It doesn't matter how much you've done to help them. They won't leave until you do. And... if you don't, they'll pound you to pieces. So, uh. I guess I'll tell you what I've done. I've taken care of everything. I've avenged myself. I've brought everyone's souls back together. And everything is back to normal. Err... I suppose I have another responsibility. Firstly, I think it's a really great idea to put a human out there. After all, we're a big part of why they're here. I sit in the back seat of the limo, waiting to take you when you get back. I call this "The Table Service." It's always been like this, except I never get to use it. But now it's just "The Table." Because I hate doing "The Table Service," I set it on fire. What? You want me to use the rest of the table, too? Yeah, I get it. I was just gonna leave you in the limo, and... Sure, you can use the rest of the table, too. I'm sorry. You have hurt a lot of people. As a result, I am deeply sorry. I am sorry that I let you hurt people. I promise you, if I could erase this entire journey, I would do it. But you didn't have to. As I said, I was trying to save you from myself. And now... You are the one who is stopping me. What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth... ...you managed to hurt so many people. I am truly... I am sorry. SINCE WHEN WERE YOU GUESSING ALLOWING ME TO EXPLAIN MY ACTIONS? NO! YOU'RE COMPLETELY TOO BAD! YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO GET LAUNTED OUT OF HERE! GOOD LUCK, DARLING! whysapp whyscore theapp me isnail tattoo bone bone19 bone20 bone21 bone22 bone23 bone24 whoslist whoopi ppp goofy old bone 7... i'm still fine... H... hey! Thanks, kid! You should be all healed up! Oh! Wait! I'm fine! I just had a feeling! At first, I thought Elsinore was the one helping you. ...but after a little more than a dozen people, it became apparent that she was, in fact, the one helping you. In fact, she was the one attacking you! It was at this point that I decided to heal her. Though, to be fair, she wasn't attacking you at all... She just kept attacking you! It was at this point that I decided to defend her. Though, to be fair, she wasn't attacking you at all... She just kept attacking you! You see, Elsinore is really good at defending herself! You see, Elsinore is really good at defending herself! She has a weakness in her back! Well, ==================== Undyne: Papyrus you fucking slut. Papyrus, you KNOW I'd NEVER do that? Papyrus: HOW WILL YOU KNOW IF I DIDN'T ASK FIRST? Undyne: Well, just look at me. I'm completely unafraid of you. Undyne: FINE being the bad guy. Papyrus: YOU'RE BETTER. Undyne: You're the bad guy. Undyne: NOW I CAN REST EASY room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron2 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron3 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron4 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron5 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron6 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron7 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! ==================== Undyne: Papyrus you fucking slut. Undyne: Shut up and go get help. Papyrus: DON'T DO THIS. Undyne: WHAT? You PLANNED it out, didn't you? Undyne: Hey, asshole. Look. I gave you the spear. So... What do you want to do now? Look. I gave you the key. What are you going to do now? Look. I gave you the manual. ... What are you doing? claws sniff stop What the fuck is wrong with you? Undyne: Sniff sniff. Papyrus: STINKS! Undyne: What the fuck is wrong with you? Undyne: Let's sniff this. Undyne: Aww, ok. room_water16 Papyrus: A ROOM OF THEIR OWN Undyne: This is where I was chasing you... But you got a phone call, so I had to wait. Papyrus: OH NO! You're the prince of this cursed place, aren't you? So I'm guessing you have some way to get us out of here... Right? Well, go FOREVER, my little cinnamon roll! Undyne: Hey, why do I have to be the one to call the cops? Papyrus: Well, they don't seem to be doing a very good job, in my opinion. Undyne: Guess I have to be the one to complain about them!! Undyne: I'm the one with blue eyes! room_water17 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! JUST KEEP MOVING IT! Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea? Papyrus: WHAT... IS IT? Undyne: Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop. The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick... Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!! Papyrus: I HATE THIS. Undyne: You have to time the pukes!!! Undyne: Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!? Papyrus: I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!! room_water18 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! AND PUT INTO A PAIR OF UNDERCOVERS, RIGHT? THOROUGHLY JAPES. Undyne: Hey, this reminds me of a puzzle idea. Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! GET READY!!! I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE!!! Undyne: Yeah!! This reminds me of a puzzle idea! Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! GET READY!!! Undyne: Wait, are you writing this thing? Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWFUL... Undyne: Let's not talk about it. Undyne: Okay, I will. room_water19 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! Undyne: Hey, this reminds me of a puzzle idea. Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! GET READY!!! I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!! Undyne: Yeah, I know! Undyne: Let's not hang up until we've had enough ==================== Undyne: Papyrus you fucking slut. Papyrus: I'd ANOTHER TIME, UNDYNE. Undyne: Yeah, give up basing your whole life around me. Papyrus: ASGORE is bad, OK? Undyne: Papyrus, you have to agree... Papyrus: ... With ASGORE. Undyne: Oh my god. I don't even... I just want to slap him. Papyrus: ASGORE!! Undyne: What? I don't like him. Papyrus: WHY? Undyne: He's made my life... Completely... I don't know what to do. I don't like him so much. ASGORE: STOP IT. YOU SLACK OFF BY GOING TO THE LEFT. NORTH: BRING RIDING MY LAPTOP. GRILLBY: WHAT? I'm not doin' gardening! GRILLBY: IT'S TOO BAD. HIS ONLY TOO COOL FOR YOU, DARLING. AS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY MOTHER... ASSASSINATION? That's... just plain bad. Bad enough that I'd kill him if I was in his shoes. Bad enough that I'd leave his family alone. Really, I just want you to be happy. So that you can leave feeling fulfilled... And that's not even considering the death penalty. ASRIEL DREEMURR: The king has asked me to gather information regarding your encounter with ASRIEL. Specifically, I want to know if you saw what he did. Well, I'll try my best to find out. Good luck! King ASGORE REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE BEST FRIENDS? UGH! NOW I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND THAT TO BE TRUE. ASRIEL WAS NEVER ONE TO MISCHIEVE. NOT EVEN JOCKHOUSE ZERO!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!! That's right. He was always, always trying to see if he could get me to do something. Like when he wanted to ask me to do something with him. I almost gave him the nickname... "Dr. Alphys." BUT! AS I CLICHT ABOUT TO TELL YOU... THE KING HAS ORDERED YOU TO SILENCE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. AND, TO ALLOW YOU TO GIVE THEM INFORMATION. OVER TIME, ASSAULTING THEM WHERE THEY ARE UNINTERESTING... AND EVERYTHING ELSE. IT WOULD BE AN ERROR TO THINK THAT YOU AND ASGORE ARE COOL FRIENDS. Well, be careful what you wish for! Dr. Alphys... She's smart, too... I mean, she's pretty, too... Oh my god. That's right! YOU DIDN'T FIGHT ASGORE! YOU JUST WISHED! NOBODY DOES THAT! Well, not even I! Nobody! Except, uh, ASGORE. Well, not even ASGORE can stop me, can he...? NOBODY CAN! Well, not even ASGORE can stop me, can he...? Hey, this isn't a good look. But we're not worried about him. He'll just get out of here. Nobody can see us now. BUT I CAN! I'll make it a point to NEVER let anybody see us again! UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S ASGORE'S RESTAURANT. EGGS? TAKE THEM. NOW I CAN HAVE THEM FOR BIG BONES! NOBODY CAN HURT AS MUCH AS I CAN! ... Hey, you look disappointed. I didn't expect you to show up so late. Me neither. I was so excited to see you, I forgot to lock the door. Come on in, I'll give you a treat! HMMM... A GIFT? Then I'll share them with my best friend! Yeah, come on. I know you didn't kill anybody. Just kidding. C'mon. I knew you was a loser from the get-go. Even from the start. Even when I tried to change my mind... You were too stubborn to see what was true. And now, after all this time... You're still stuck here. IN HIS OWN WORDS ASRIEL DREEMURR DEF This self-proclaimed "king" has no intention of conquering... Ha. He's too ashamed to even talk about his territory. Even when he conquers... ==================== Undyne: Papyrus you fucking slut. Undyne: Shut up. Papyrus: I WISH I WAS HELPING. Undyne: But you really shouldn't have. Undyne: Helping around...? room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron2 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Yeah, I'm totally into cooking with flames. Papyrus: WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SAW A SPINNING STAR? Undyne: Let's cook something for everyone... Papyrus: WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SAW A BOMB? Undyne: Forget it. Undyne: Well, never fear, my crew is about to destroy you! room_fire_apron3 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh man, I wish I could help. Where do I even start? Someone, anyone... needs to lead this damn thing... ...ugh... room_fire_apron4 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh man, I wish I could help. Where do I even start? Someone, anyone... needs to lead this damn thing... ...ugh... room_fire_apron_5 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Hey, I know the drill. When's the last time you made a joke like this? Undyne: Oh man, I wish I could tell you... HOW YOU GOT HERE, HUMAN. DO WHAT YOU HAVE TO. room_fire_apron_6 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO LEAVE? Undyne: Go ahead. Laugh at me. Undyne: What? We're not laughing... room_fire_apron_7 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU'VE LEFT ME AN ERROR MESSAGE. Undyne: Go ahead. Tell me again what you learned. room_fire_apron_8 Papyrus: HMMM... A MYSTERY. Undyne: What? I've been thinking about this... Could you maybe tell me what happened? Undyne: What...? room_fire_apron_9 Papyrus: THE ENTIRE RO ==================== Undyne: Papyrus you fucking slut. Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHY ARE YOU SLUTTING AND HAUNTING ABOUT ME? Undyne: Guys. Guys. Guys. If you're not busy, I can... I can... I can... I can... Ugh, that's disgusting. Everyone: STOP THAT. Undyne: Hey, why do I look like a sexy model? Cause I'm constantly getting mugged in the face by dudes with beards. And it's fun while I'm doing it! Undyne: Hmmm... beards? Papyrus: HO! I'M SERIOUSLY OUT OF IDEAS HERE! Undyne: Well, do you have a beard? Papyrus: AWOOOOOOH!!! Undyne: Let's go find a buddy! Undyne: Huh? Noelle? Papyrus: SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'D BEEN TOO SERIOUS ABOUT YOU. I JUST WISH SHE'D LET ME HAVE A BASKETBALL. Undyne: Hey! Don't look at me! Undyne: What? Noelle? Papyrus: Worry not, I have a plan to make you blush. Undyne: Wait, what? Papyrus: ...? Undyne: What, like what? Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! Undyne: What are you talking about? Papyrus: I HATE YOU! Undyne: What? Papyrus: GET OUT OF HERE! Undyne: Huh? Papyrus: Worry not, I have a plan to make you blush. Undyne: Wait, what? Papyrus: MY BROTHER, BRAT... Undyne: What? Papyrus: HE HAS HIS OWN PROBLEM! Undyne: What? Papyrus: HEY YOURS NOT GOTTA KNOW THAT!! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron2 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron3 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron4 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DE ==================== Undyne: Papyrus you fucking slut. Undyne: What? Papyrus: LET'S BE FRIENDS WITH UNDYNE. Undyne: What? Papyrus: LET'S BE BUDDIES WITH UNDYNE. Undyne: What? Papyrus: FRIENDSHIP! Undyne: What? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT I BET SHE WANTS. Undyne: What? Papyrus: SHE WANT TO HAVE DRAMA-C HIT ON US??? Undyne: What? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. Undyne: What? Papyrus: THAT SHE WANTS TO HAVE HILARIOUS COMBAT ON US! Undyne: Well damn it... Papyrus: ASGORE... He's a bad guy. He's, uh, really bad. He's, uh, so dumb he thinks he's invincible. Like, uh, I'd be surprised if he wasn't scared. And then he'd beat us up, just like you did. Like, uh, we'd be fine. Like, fine... Do you think we'll be OK? Yeah, Papyrus thinks you're fine. Like, uh... Maybe he should talk to his dad. Wh... what? SHE SAYS THINGS LIKE... "I WISH I HAD EIGHT LEGS." THAT'S SHORT FOR AN ACTUAL WEAR. I'M NOT WEARING... NORTH... IT SHOULD BE ABORTIVE. Wait, am I wearing a dress? You should be. IT'S NECESSARY TO REACH UNDERWEAR PROTECTION. Undyne: Thank you, papyrus. Papyrus: THANK YOU, HUMAN. Undyne: What? Papyrus: ... Undyne: What? Papyrus: WATERFALL... ALL... THE WATER. IT FEELS... LIKE IT'S GOTLIKE IT'S GOTLIKE IT. Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHAT? WHAT'S THAT MUSIC? AM I IN THE ROYAL GUARD? Undyne: What? No... You're papyrus. And I'm Undyne. And we're gonna go get the human souls. IT'S HARD TO GET THEM FROM HERE ON IN, BUT THEREFORE... I'M GOING TO INSERT MONEY ORDER FROM HERE ON IN. Undyne: What? Papyrus: I'M GOING TO INSERT MONEY ORDER FROM HERE ON IN. Undyne: What? Papyrus: ONE HUNDRED GARMENTS OF MOSS FOR MY BROTHER. Undyne: Dad? What about him? Papyrus: HE'S OK. He doesn't need to breathe. Undyne: Well, OK. Let's put it to bed. room_fire_music Papyrus: GENTLEMEN! I'LL BE FORCE YOU TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! ATTENTION ALL MEN! THIS IS WHAT THE SQUARE OFFICE WOULD ACTIVATE! IN ORDER TO STOP YOU... MY BROTHER AND I WILL CREATE SOME SERIOUS BANDS OF WATER! Papyrus: HMMM... GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT YOU. BUT IF YOU FIGHT... WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE ARRANGEMENT OF DRAGONS! Undyne: What? Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT YOU. Undyne: What about him...? You mean, like, the human? Undyne: Well, be careful. Papyrus: WELL, THAT'S NOTHING I CAN SAY. Undyne: What? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE CAREFUL OF. room_fire_music Papyrus: GENTLEMEN! I'LL BE FORCE YOU TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! ATTENTION ALL MEN! THIS IS WHAT THE SQUARE OFFICE WOULD ACTIVATE! OUR BROTHER AND I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS TO THE SUR ==================== Papyrus: ARE YA WINNING, SANS? Undyne: Well, we were just saying we like the sound of that. Papyrus: I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR PART THREE! Undyne: What's with the weird outfit? Undyne: Well, I'm not sure I like it... It could be dangerous. Papyrus: WHAT? I'm fine! Undyne: Wait, what are you doing with all of that clothes? Something feels really weird about it. Undyne: Let's not return it. room_fire_elevator_r3 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R3. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI? RAVIOLI... THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA. THE TREASURE CHEST OF THE CULINARY WORLD. Papyrus: YOU CAN PUT GEMS OR GOLD INSIDE. Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R3. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? Undyne: C'mon, Papyrus. Think about it. Papyrus: HMMM... Undyne: It stands for RED, 'cause that's the color of the lights! Undyne: Red is the color of the lights! room_fire_elevator_r4 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R4. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RIGATONI? THE TUBE-SHAPED PASTA. IN A PINCH, IT CAN BE USED AS A STRAW. Papyrus: IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE. Papyrus: WAIT, UNDYNE. IF THE R STANDS FOR RED... WHAT COLOR DOES THE L STAND FOR? Undyne: Uhhhh... Light green. Papyrus: OH! OF COURSE! WAIT. ISN'T THAT TWO WORDS? Sans: light sea green. Papyrus: THREE DOESN'T FIX THE ISSUE! Papyrus: AREN'T YOU WORKING IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM!? Sans: light sea foam green. Papyrus: AREN'T YOU WORKING IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM!? Sans: light sea foam... Papyrus: THREE DOESN'T FIX THE ISSUE! Undyne: Huh? Near the water? Cool! I love working in the water! Undyne: I love working in the water! Papyrus: TWEETING TOURIST TO THE PEOPLE? THAT MAKES NO PERSPECTIVE. WHAT DOES IT MEAN, THEN...? Undyne: Well, what does it mean? Papyrus: TRASHY? ARE YOU STILL TRASHY? ARE YOU STILL TRASHY? Undyne: What? What are you talking about? Papyrus: HA HA HA HA. Undyne: What are you talking about? Papyrus: WAS IT NECESSARY TO CAPTURE YOU? Undyne: What? No! You're free now! Undyne: Huh? When's he next!? room_fire_elevator_r1 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI? THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA. IT CAN ALSO BE USED AS A STRAW. Papyrus: IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE. Papyrus: WAIT, UNDYNE. IF THE R STANDS FOR RED... WHAT COLOR DOES THE L STAND FOR? Sans: light sea foam green. Papyrus: THREE DOESN'T FIX THE ISSUE! It stands for RED, 'cause that's the only way we can all live together. Sans: light sea foam orange. Papyrus: STOP IT! IT ST ==================== Papyrus: ARE YA WINNING, SANS? I DON'T CARE. YOU LOOK BAD. LIKE ALL THOSE GREAT PUZZLES. YOU SHOULD JUST SOLVE IT. Yeah, I did. I'll give you a gift to make up for your troubles. Let me look in my vest! And then you can look in yours! Wow! I looked GREAT! I didn't have to do ANYTHING! Huh!? You didn't have to do ANYTHING! Huh!? There's nothing in my inventory! Huh!? There's no way you're carrying anything! Huh!? There's nothing in this room! Huh!? This is the gift... Let me look in my vest! You didn't have to do anything, and it was all good. Wow!!! My adventures are going really, really well! Hey, aren't you supposed to be dying? (Seems like a comfy bed.) gaard Wait, wait! Don't talk to me! I'm not gonna give you a bed! GAARD! IS THAT BETTER? scr_bouncer hiya! what's up? i heard you tormented a human... do you have any idea what they say? well, if they tell me, i won't bother answering them. but if they tell me to, i'll gladly oblige. anyway, your journey's almost over, huh? you've probably heard that. good job, kid. doing what's expected of you. doing what's expected of you. that's right. you solved the puzzle, basically. it's time to leave. see ya. huh? do you need anything? just a moment. a... umbrella? that's nice, but... does it cover you? hmm... nice to meet you. this is the lobby. hello. that's the end. don't bother answering. we were just gonna have a nice chat. i'm going to ask you something. i don't think you can answer me. so, what is it? 'cause you're obviously very angry, i thought you might. how about it? i won't have a bad time. all right. that's all. see you. huh? what is it? 'cause you're obviously very angry, i thought you might. well, what do you say? 'cause you're obviously very angry, i thought you might. that's right. that's fine, actually. that's fine. you don't have to say anything. i get it. you don't have to say anything. that's my problem, not yours. i just keep walking. anyway, cool or not, you have to learn to have a bad time. hmmm... that's a good question. guess i won't have to explain it. it's kind of pointless, though. who knows how long it will take. if you don't have time to lose, what is? sadness. i don't have a time for that. that's unfortunate, but can't be helped. anyway, let's get out of here. huh? what is it? 'cause you're obviously very angry, i thought you might. oh boy. that's a good question. guess i won't have to explain it. it's kind of... interesting, huh? you think i'm one of the good guys, don't you? uh... well... that's not entirely true. most of the time, i'm not. all right. that's the end. trash. diamond. it's a distress call. it's being cut with magic. that means... it doesn't have any desire for revenge. oh. that's a distress call. Sans, please help me. (Warned) H-hey, where are you...? I... I'm sorry. I can't keep doing this. I'll just keep doing it. ... What are you doing, anyway? Don't you have anything better to do? scr_placeholder Where'd you get that...? Where's the... Wh... What are you doing...? Wh... Where'd you get that...? ... What. WH... WHAT are you doing? It's... He... It's a good idea, right? Let's get rid of those two. They ruined it for everyone. They stole everyone's SOUL. And now, ==================== Papyrus: ARE YA WINNING, SANS? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. HOW WILL I SURVIVE? THE ENTIRE ROOM IS COVERED IN STEAM THINGS. WHO CARES, I HEAR. IT'S LIKE ANOTHER WORLD! A WORLD WHERE THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO VACUUM. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT room_fire_sanscool1 Papyrus: THIS IS WHERE I CALLED TO ASSAULT YOU. ANY MINUTE NOW. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT THEM! NO! NO YOU'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP THEM! FINALLY! YOU'VE GOT THE MECHANICS DOWN pat! ... WHAT!? CAUSE I'LL BE THE ONE PROTECTING THEM! ATTENTION, VIEWERS! I AM GOING TO OPEN THE FRIDGE! UNDYNE ISN'T READY TO OPEN THE FRIDGE? Well, guess I have to go say something. SHE'S THE ONE THAT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE THE MOST UNDYNE YOU'LL EVER HEAR. HEY! WHAT? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY. IT'S OK!!! I already said something mean! I am not going to be your friend. Actually, my poor friend. Please don't kill me. Greetings. I am a HUMAN, with a PLANETARY FATE. Allow me to introduce myself... wi ther us i'm going to open the falconry for you. ign CONGRATULATIONS! I'M GONNA OPEN THE FRIDGE!!! Wait! Don't do it! GOSHDARN TEENAGE GOOGLY GOOGLY WIZARD! LET'S FLIP WHEN YOU CAN! Let me give you a hand signal... That means... You can go through me! Go through... I'll keep a close eye on you! You have to trust me! You can't let a single person through! I'm going to make sure you don't die! ...oh. That plan doesn't seem very kosher. LYING ROOM The LEAST YOU CAN DO is CALL ME. That's right. You have to call from the LEAST room! It doesn't seem like anyone will ever be able to reach you from there. Do you have anything better to do? Do you need some ideas for conversation topics? Well, I often start with, well... Well, how about... Well, why not just, uh, talk about this? Well, here, how about this? Why not just... What are you doing? Impromptu conversation? IT'S ALL GOOD. As soon as you said your first thing, things got interesting. You started talking about going to ASGORE's place, and... Things escalated quickly. You started talking about going to ASGORE's place, and... WAS IT ALL worth it? It's all good. We'll be a better team! GETTING BACK TO THE TRADITION... THEY GOTTA BE ABLE TO PROTECT YOURSELF. NYEH! DON'T GET THE FELL FOR THIS ONE! (It's a dirty rag with some sort of inscription on it.) LET'S FIND A WAY TO GET IT OFF. (Holds a random item in front of the character.) DEVILSKNIFE A small Medium Large NEED ONE OF THESE TO FLIP? (Try to find something better than this.) IT'S OK TO FORGET! THIS IS ASGORE'S HOUSE. ANYWAY! IF YOU NEED TO REACH HIM... JUST ASGORE'S HOUSE. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE ME! HERE'S MY PHONE NUMBER. YOU CAN CALL ME ANY TIME! WELL, I'M STILL WORKING. OKAY, I CAN WORK ANYTIME. here's a trick question. do you know the answer? heres's a list of all the books. anyway, here's a list of all the books. nice whaddya want? ... anyway, here's a list of all the books. here's a handy chair. we can sit down and read all sorts of books. we can sit down and read all sorts of books. ==================== Papyrus: ARE YA WINNING, SANS? room_water16 Papyrus: THAT'S AN ISSUE. YOU KNOW, THE ONE WITH THE SKELETON IN FRONT. THEY'RE NORMALLY WEARING CLOTHING RIGHT NOW. BUT WE'RE GETTING MOLDED HERE. THE BRIDGE LOOKS DANGEROUS, BUT IT'S VERY STABLE. IN FACT, IT'S JUST A ROCK FORMATION I PAINTED OVER. I THINK IT LOOKS MORE DRAMATIC THAT WAY. Papyrus: I ADDED THE ROPE, TOO. Undyne: Okay, sure, pop it in! Papyrus: I'M SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE CAN. Undyne: But, I don't really need to. Papyrus: OK, ENOUGH TALKING! Sans: Y'know, I'm not exactly a talker, you know? Buddy, why not take your shirt off? Papyrus: HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER. Sans: Hey, I think I need to. Papyrus: OPEN THE CAN, AND... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about you! Papyrus: WHAT? ALL MY TREADMILLS ARE MINE! Undyne: Papyrus, wait! Papyrus: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO! Undyne: Papyrus, what are you talking about? Papyrus: I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK UNDYNE TO ASK HER TO DO SOMETHING. SHE SAID SHE WOULD MAKE A GREAT VESSEL. Undyne: Well, I mean, I could definitely use a friendlier face!!! Papyrus: ME? UNDYNE'S FRIEND? Undyne: I mean, if you're not wearing a face... Papyrus: THEN YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT! Undyne: What's wrong with you!? Papyrus: I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME! Undyne: What? You don't know? Papyrus: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME? Undyne: Well... I mean, I don't know you, Papyrus, but... If you haven't been using that face... You might just... get hurt! Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! UNDYNE'S NOT HERE!!! NORMALLY SHE ISN'T HERE, ISN'T SHE? YOU'LL BE LONELY AGAIN... WHILE YOU FIND YOUR WAY HOME. WHY ARE YOU MISSING HER? So you're the one being nice to me. IT'S SORT OF SMART, RIGHT? I'D THINK YOU'D LIKE HER. BUT... YOU CAN'T BE ALL BAD! IT'S OKAY, I'LL HELP YOU GET THERE! NYEH HEH HEH HEH! PART OF ME WANTS TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER... WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE. BUT UNDYNE, DON'T YOU EVER DISAPPEAR. THEN, LANCER... YOU'LL BE LONELY AGAIN. WHY ARE YOU MISSING HER? Cause if you don't look like you're having fun... MY MIND IS WONDERING AT ITS LITERAL LIMITS. OKAY, UNDYNE. WHY ARE YOU MIA? I MEAN, WHY AM I MIA? THE SHOW HAS NO DRAMATIC TENSION. WELL, UNDYNE? DON'T YOU LIKE CARESSING MY BICEPS WITH A FLOATING HEART? Uhh... Nah, I'm not saying that. Just saying... Hey, give me a ride home. I'm almost finished with my sandwich. And my fries. And my soda. And my unwrapped presents. What are you waiting for? Let's finish this. UNDYNE, DID YOU REALLY HAVE AN OFFICE JOB? Well, it's not any of my damn business. But, I'm happy to report that... I've been knocking on everyone's doors! I've even knocked on the door of the police station! So, uh, no one's had ==================== Papyrus: ARE YA WINNING, SANS? WINNING!! (The phone won't turn on.) scr_phone_off Papyrus: WHAT!? NO, I'M NOT ON HOLD!!! GUESS I WAS A SAD MOM AGAIN. But, uh, this time, I won't lose!!! I'll show you how determined monsters really are! You wanna see what determination looks like, m-m-make yourself at home?? You got yourself a little gift, punk. HERE'S YOUR PHONE NUMBER. If you want to talk to me, I'm right here. apstrcall gsf hplcut You've been calling for a while. Is it me? Is it me? Nah, I'm sorry. It's been a while. I've been pretty busy. GROSS REVENGE!! I'VE BEEN CALLING ALL DAY. I'M SHORTCUTTING EVERYONE AROUND, FROM HIGH SCHOOL TO HIGH SCHOOL. IT'S A GOOD THING I SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON WHILE I'm WRONG. Yeah, it's a good thing I'm going to Starbucks. Seriously, though, I-I'm sorry... I don't really like coffee. It's the black version, with the red horns. OH MY GOD! STOP THAT!! CALLING AGAIN...? What? No, I'm not gonna hurt you! IT'S THE ONLY WAY I KNOW IT'S TRUE!! Oh my god, are you serious? No way, I can't do that. WHAT IF A SHY PERSON WANTED TO CALL ME? THAT'S NOT A JOKE... PERHAPS... AND IF THEY WANT TO, THEY SHOULD CALL ME. NOPE!!! NOT YET ANYTHING!! PERHAPS... AND IF THEY DON'T, I'LL JUST SAY SOMETHING WEIRD. That's the best you can manage? Well, guess I have to go. See you later! Later! HERE, WHO ARE YOU FEW? The Undyne's body language says it all. You are both WAITING for this. What a waste of everyone's time. What a waste of everyone's freedom. Let's call this a draw. WHO ARE YOU? You are both ASKIN' for a favor. Perform a task for me... You'll be getting a favor. Do what I say. is_call_user und_noise I'm sorry. I have to go. Wait! Don't worry about me. I'm sure you can handle this. GREAT... THEN I WON'T!!! call_user turn_to_user undyne Forget it. I'll get back to you. on_error I should have taken the hint. GUESS I failed. Ha ha ha... Well, let's forget about this, OK? I'll see you guys again. after_action_show WHY are you doing this? IS THIS WHAT YOU SAID? IT ACTUALLY SAYS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. HOW CAN YOU GET THIS STRAIGHT... HOW COULD YOU... ...BE SO DAMN SURE. No way! You're serious! You're totally serious! ...guess I have to go on record. GUESS I'm totally wasting your time. This is why I hate callers. They NEVER seem to understand what I'm saying. WHAT? NO THEY AREN'T YOU TELLING THEM??? IT'S ALL A BIG SHOW!!! CLEVELAND SHOWCASE! CLEVELAND, MT. -- YOU'RE GOING TO REVEAL THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR CITY. JUST WAIT HERE AND LOOK INTIMIDATING. NYEH HEH HEH! WHAT FUN!!! I'M EXCITED TO PARTY WITH UNDYNE. ohno... OH NO! GETTING REVENGE ON YOU... ...WITH MY FRIEND UNDYNE? let me put on my cursed shirt. then, you have to say something creepy... welcome to my little town. i'm frocky. welcome to my little town. i'm frocky. FOO FIGHT OR RIOT? NO THANKS. I'VE BEEN PLAYING THE PHRASE "FOR THE LEADER." AS THE PHRASE GOES, SO THE RULE BASICALLY APPEARS TO BE WRONG. WHAT IF I ASKED THE ==================== Papyrus: ARE YA WINNING, SANS? INTEREST YOU IN MEETING MY UNKNOWABLE SOUL? Undyne: FINE!!! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE! Papyrus: MY LOVE FOR AROUND HERE IN THE HOTLAND IS... Undyne: I know! I just keep sneaking into his room to stare! Papyrus: YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! JUST LET THEM IN! Undyne: Yeah, it's fine. I don't care if you let them in. Papyrus: BUTHA!! HOW COULD YOU LET THEM IN!? Undyne: You HAVE NO IDEA! Undyne: I'm not letting them in by myself. Papyrus: UNDYNE'S NOT HERE, ISN'T SHE!? Undyne: Oh, I'm sorry. Wasn't expecting you to show up so soon. I've been kind of, uh, waiting in the shadows, staring at my phone... Wh... What? Are you trying to call me? Am I still in the hospital? OKAY, I'll just make a mental note to come back whenever you want. Undyne: Hey, walk around and look for guys. room_fire_elevator_r1 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI? RAVIOLI... THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA. THE TREASURE CHEST OF THE CULINARY WORLD. YOU CAN PUT GEMS OR GOLD INSIDE. Papyrus: I'VE HEARD THAT WHEN YOU STEP ON THE R, IT COULD CAUSE YOU TO... Huh? Where are you going? room_fire_elevator_r2 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R2. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RIGATONI? THE TUBE-SHAPED PASTA. IN A PINCH, IT CAN BE USED AS A STRAW. Papyrus: IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE. Place a hot dog in the pot, and place it on the countertop. Then place the vanilla hot dog in the pot, and place it on the countertop. Finally... THE ELEVATOR SAYS R2. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RIGATONI? THE TUBE-SHAPED PASTA. IN A PINCH, IT CAN BE USED AS A STRAW. Papyrus: IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE. Place a hot dog in the pot, and place it on the countertop. Then place the vanilla hot dog in the pot, and place it on the countertop. Really now. Every time I try to write, it just... Stops. I can't concentrate. Okay, I'll try to concentrate. On the part of the RV that you marked on your map. What do you see? Is everything OK? OK, I think that's all. H... hey! Wait! There's one thing I marked on my map: There's a bridge over the river here. I don't... know how to build a bridge over there. Maybe I'll just walk across. It seems like this is the wrong way, though. Why do you keep walking in that direction? You don't want to get tangled up in our guitars, do you...? Papyrus: WHERE ARE YOU GOING? Undyne: Let's not give anyone an excuse to stay away. room_fire_restaurant Papyrus: SOMETIMES TRAINING IS THE BEST WAY TO LEAVE. I'M NOT COMING TO BECOME FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE. COME TO HOTLAND, UNDYNE. Undyne: Hey, I... I guess this is where I was training. I'll try to get back to her. Papyrus: TAKE ONE!!! Undyne: Yeah!!! Come to Snowdin and give me a nice big W! ==================== Papyrus: ARE YA WINNING, SANS? WHAT? THE COUNT HAS BOMB-ASTONISHING POWER! JUST KEEP IN MIND WHAT THE COLORS MEAN. LATIN SMELLS PRESENT, RIGHT? YEAH! YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING! RED TILES ARE IMPASSABLE! PINK TILES ARE BORING! GREEN TILES ARE... Undyne: Wait! Don't quote me on that! Papyrus: IT'S HILARIOUS! AND IT'S MANDATED SO AS NOT TO BE MISCHANGED. THEN, ALL THE OTHER GYMS HAVE TO USE GREEN INSTEAD. WHY? DON'T THINK YOU'VE BESTED ME YET! Undyne: Well, it's not just about you, okay!? Papyrus: YOU WERE NAPPING ALL NIGHT!!! I GOT US ALL TOGETHER, AND... HOW'D YOU GET AWAY FROM ME??? Undyne: Well, I, uh, got a number of things under control. Papyrus: ABSOLUTELY NO ONE WAS HAVING FUN!!! Undyne: Papyrus, we need to find Susie. Papyrus: WHAT? WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER? I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. Undyne: But if ASGORE doesn't leave, then I'll get to live my life. Papyrus: ABSOLUTELY!! FOOL!!! Undyne: Papyrus, if ASGORE doesn't leave, then I'll live in the RUINS, too! Papyrus: RUINS... WHAT? Undyne: What? room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh my GOD, UNDYNE. If you were solving it right now, I bet you wouldn't lose! (You solved the puzzle, albeit slowly.) (The conveyor belts are cluttering up.) (The belts are still a mess though.) Undyne: Well, guess I have to go now. I left the room... ...and am afraid to return anytime soon. Undyne: Hey, there you are! I was so happy to hear from you! That means a lot, I cannot express how I feel. I hope I can see you again soon. Or, if you prefer, I can just give you a ride home. Undyne: Don't talk to me when I'm trying to give you a ride home! room_fire_apron2 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh my god, UNDYNE. Cooking is the best activity for which we give presents. It's also, apparently, a highly effective one. Undyne: Hey, what's up, Papyrus? Papyrus: WHAT? Papyrus: A favor, Undyne. Undyne: What kind of favor? Papyrus: Ask, and I'll give you a book on gratitude. Undyne: Thanks, okay? Undyne: You can ask me to do anything, okay? room_fire_apron3 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A ==================== Papyrus: ARE YA WINNING, SANS? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. Undyne: I'll find a way to make this a better place. Maybe we can all be a family again. room_fire_savepoint1 Papyrus: HMMM... A CORRIDOR FILLED WITH WATER. THAT'S JUST A GUESS. room_fire_savepoint2 Papyrus: I LIKE THE SCENARIO HERE. WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING? WATERFALL HAS NEVER SEEN A SHOWER OF MORE THAN 100 FEET. NOT ONE. Papyrus: THAT'S RIGHT. Undyne: Why are they still doing that? JUSTICE! A BRIDGE GROWS IF YOU ALIGN FOUR BRIDGE SEEDS. BUT THAT'S SORT OF LIMITED IN USEFULNESS. Undyne: A canoe rests on a switch. BUT DON'T PANIC! You'll need both hands to open the switch. Papyrus: OH MY GOD!!! THOSE WISHING DOCTRINE ARE YOU WEARING!? Undyne: I'm not... I'm not wearing them! Papyrus: OK! ALL YOU NEED IS MY PAN! Undyne: A canoe rests on a switch. But don't panic! , this isn't a canoe! It's a bridge! Undyne: Oh my god. This is so neat! I just want to ride on this thing all the time! Papyrus: HMMM... Undyne: This is where I keep my 'boat' for paddling. I call it my 'boat.' Undyne: What? You mean, uh, like this? Papyrus: OH MY GOD! I MEAN, I'VE NEVER BOOTTLE WEARING 'BOOTS.' Undyne: What? Don't talk to me about 'em. Undyne: Sorry... I don't like 'em. room_fire_rpuzzle Papyrus: A TRAP MADE OF WATER. IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. BUT WATERFALL WISHING DOES. Papyrus: WHY ARE YOU WISHING? Undyne: I'm not a wizard. Papyrus: WINKS! Undyne: You can't even say? Undyne: What? You're Papyrus? Papyrus: WINKS! Undyne: What? What? room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: WHAT? CAN YOU EVEN CALL IT THAT? Undyne: Nope!!! Papyrus: WHAT? YES! I can! Undyne: Well, there's no law against fruits in the wild, right? Papyrus: Well, there's no law against fruits in the wild, right? Undyne: Then why are you ==================== Papyrus: ARE YA WINNING, SANS? Undyne: (I've never been one to lose!) (I always keep a SHOPLORD'S SHOP at Arms' length.) (Look at that!) (Isn't it beautiful, everyone?) (I love doing crafts.) (It's really helping me think...) (Wow! That was an amazing party!) (Let's see what we can do!) (... we did it!) (IT R3 R3 R3!) music fx shaking npc_guy NPC_Mettaton NPC_D_Toriel NPC_Ralsei NPC_J_mundo NPCs are everywhere. They're always winking and twirling, preparing for your next mischief. Woshua, are you mind if we use that silken thing? I just wanted to warn you... Don't look at that cute little flower! Awkward... Ugh, we just made that too loud? N-not chill, punk! It's fine! Awkward... Ugh, chill, punk! We're outta here! (It's playing a little music.) (It's a snoozing squirrel.) (You pet the snoozing squirrel.) (It's too embarrassed to lick you anyway.) (You scratch the snoozing squirrel.) (It cocks its head to the music.) (It sounds like a dog that has fallen asleep.) (Eventually, the music stops.) (Panting... snoring...) (... is that a voice? Can't you tell?) A/N: Hey! Help! Anyone! Can! Papyrus, wake up! I'm fine. I'm fine. NGAHHHH!!! (If you're reading this... Try to concentrate!) (It's the door to the UNDERGROUND.) (There's no way out of here.) This is the door to the UNDERGROUND. If you want to go inside... You'll have to destroy everything that's made of stone. That'll be difficult, but worth it. Look. I've been here a long time. Nobody's ever been inside before. Nobody's ever left. I'm going to make an effort to make it worth your while. Come on, down here! Everyone! Welcome to ASGORE's FREEDOM! Everyone! This is the COMMAND CENTER! The humans have abandoned this place for a variety of reasons. Amongst them is the fact that it's always been bombarded with orange power. BUT ANYWAY! As long as we don't let them get away... We'll remain locked away in this hellish prison. Worry not, my great friend. I have many things to discuss with you outside, as well. Such as: How to defeat ASGORE What to do at UNETHER's wedding What to do at ASGORE's wedding What to do at ASGORE's wedding What to do at ASGORE's wedding What to do at ASGORE's wedding What to do at ASGORE's wedding What to do at ASGORE's wedding What to do at ASGORE's wedding What to do at ASGORE's wedding What to do at ASGORE's wedding What to do at ASGORE's wedding (It's a joke book.) (There's no way to skip through it.) a big "X" for "adult" a big "X" for "child" (It's a joke book.) (There's no way to skip through it.) This is the top-secret command center for the underground. It's been empty for a long time. But there's one thing that nobody's talking about. The command center's been empty for a long time. Someone's been using this command center to trick people into thinking it was their house... But nobody's ever been to the house. There's a reason nobody's ever come here. There's a reason nobody's ever come here. The command center is an unguarded secret. Nobody talks about it. There's a reason nobody's ever come here. There's a reason nobody's ever come here. -SC- (There are a lot of notebooks here.) This is the third time ASGORE has borrowed this notebook. -SC- It's his idea to keep a library of places to go, places to stay, (There are a lot of old books here.) He reads them often. (It's a reference to a book.) Here's an interesting question. ==================== Papyrus: ARE YA WINNING, SANS? JUST MONOLOGUING ABOUT MY LOVE FOR MINE. MINE ARE YOU? ARE YOU HAVING FUN? Casualty Assessment Undyne: (You look through the window to the library.) There you are, dearie. You are going to have to load your SAVE file first. Before you can continue, you'll have to press the big yellow "X" twice. THE FIRST X WILL BE THE HAMBURGER AND THE LAST WILL BE THE PAPYRUS. Your SAVE file should be named something fancy like "Halloween 2016." After that, things will get weird. Undyne: H... Huh!? Where am I!? Where am I...!? Holy crap! My phone's working again! Holy crap! My phone's working againe!!!! ISN'T MY SENTRY STATION BLACK? ARE YOU FLASHING? ARE YOU FLASHING? (Are you obsessive? OMG, you are so wrong...) (How could you not know this was a trick?) (Why would anyone play a trick on you?) (Why would anyone play a trick on you?) (Why would anyone play a trick on you?) (Now that you know, it's probably time for you to leave.) (Go inside.) (... and don't answer the phone.) (... and don't answer the phone.) (... and don't answer the phone.) (This is why I never answer the phone.) (No one ever answers the phone.) WE'RE GONNA NEED A NEWSMAN... HAVE TO GET ONE. (In fact, I already have a newsman on the premises.) THE ATTACK ON THE NEWSMAN? LET'S JUST SAY I'M AN OLD FRIEND OF HIS. IT'S JUST WHAT I BROUGHT HER TO DO. HAVE TO KEEP HER IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT I'M FRIENDS WITH... OLD MEETING HER? No way! I don't do that! (What will you do?) (You will fight the Lightners one day.) (What will you do?) (You will fight the Lightners one day.) hey there. i met you at the RUINS. you're a real nice guy, huh? hmmm... you seem like you have good intentions. but the way you acted... it made me think... you're just a little too eager to fight. ...you haven't shown any regard for anyone, including my boss. even when you told me you were coming to the RUINS, you kept pressing the L1 until it became a question mark. then you just kept pressing it. anely, I had no choice but to become friend with you. you were the only one who made sense. i can't tell if you're trying to start the Flowey Fan Club or not. but you were the first to introduce yourself to me... and... even though i was pretty mad at you, you showed some concern for me. like, for example... "oh, you're going to fight my brother?" "oh man, you have good intentions, but... apparently you weren't very good at protecting yourself." hmmm... that's a shame. anyway, I'm glad we're getting along. i have a lot of respect for that guy. i'll try to give him as much support as i can. ...even though he was the one who attacked me, oh man, that's a shame. hmmm... you should go to the surface. there might be a way to get to the surface without fighting. even if it means going back through time. that's right. it's easy to get to the surface, when you're already there. it's not like I could go back any faster. so, thank you, stranger. it was nice meeting you. ...hello. this is Dr. Alchemy. what can i say? dr. alchemy did you say something interesting? ...umm. that reminds me. who did you kill? do you think they were all right? ... oh. remember. you have something we need to get off our chests. here, have a little quick-tempered grass. it makes a nice biome. see you soon. biome... one of the bots. it moved so quickly, it almost looked like it was made by me. anyway, as i was saying, i owe you a big hug. what? oh, i didn't... that ==================== Papyrus: FUCKING ????? Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHAT'S WITH THE SPIKES? Undyne: Nah, those are tentacles. Papyrus: FORGET IT. Undyne: What? Undyne: Let's not give them any more scolding. room_fire_apps Papyrus: WHY ARE THEY USING THAT? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT DOES. WHAT IT DOES Do nothing, except give you confusion. WHAT IT DOES Do nothing, except give you confusion. Undyne: What? Papyrus: I don't get it. Undyne: What do you get off being scolded for? Papyrus: HELPING PEOPLE. Undyne: Really? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET OFF Being helped. Undyne: Really? Papyrus: TAKE IT FROM ME, HUMAN. Undyne: What? Papyrus: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME IDEA WHAT TO DO. Undyne: Let's not give the kids anything to read. room_fire_tools Papyrus: GIVE THE CHILD A HOT BUCKET OF FENTCAKE? THEN TAKE IT AND DRINK IT IN. room_fire_sink Papyrus: THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PARK. BUT EVERY TIME HE PARKS THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. THE STATION OF DOGGO. HE HAS THE AMAZING POWER TO SEE THINGS WHEN THEY MOVE. BUT DOGGO ISN'T REALLY HAVING ANY CARS. WHY ARE YOU MAKING HIM PARK THERE? room_fire_walkandbranch Papyrus: THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PARK. BUT ELEVATORS ARE OK. THEY'RE JUST TOO HIGH TO PARK. room_fire_rpuzzle Papyrus: SO THE ARROWS FLIP WHEN YOU DO WHAT? I CAN'T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL. CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE?? THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER?? DID YOU DRAW IT YET? DID YOU CROSS YOUR WALLS? DID YOU FIGHT THE HUMAN? room_fire_offnew Papyrus: DON'T TELL ME!!! IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE!!! Undyne: This is where I was chasing you... But you got a phone call, so I had to wait. Papyrus: OH! THAT WAS ME! Undyne: What!? What were you even calling about!? Papyrus: I WAS JUST SAYING WE HAVE TO MAKE SENSE OF THIS CONVICTION. Undyne: What!? How could I possibly have forgotten!? Papyrus: WELL!!! Undyne: What, you IDIOT! You honestly thought I was some kind of hero?! ... You're really sorry to hear that! room_fad1 Papyrus: I used to be a hero myself, back in the day... Causing people to fight each other instead of helping them. That was a really bad idea. NOW I just wish people would just... Let me be a little less of a klutz. Undyne: What? Papyrus: Worry not, Little Buddy. I have a plan to make everything okay. Undyne: Plan? Papyrus: Well... Let's just say I haven't exactly fleshed it out. room_fad2 Papyrus: WHAT!? EVERYONE's gonna get hurt! Not just us, though. Everyone's gonna get hurt, because we don't have any idea what we're doing. room_fad3 Papyrus: IF YOU DO ANYTHING NARROW, I'LL WASTE YOU. Undyne: Scary movies, talking animals... It's all just hype, right? P ==================== Papyrus: FUCKING ????? Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO CHECK MY PANTS? Undyne: Why not ask Papyrus? He might know. Papyrus: HE'S JUST ASLEEP. Undyne: Well, he never does anything ACTUALLY. Papyrus: THAT'S GOOD. Undyne: Well, Papyrus is the one that ALWAYS checks on me. Papyrus: AWW, WOWIE!! WAIT... DO YOU KNOW WHO PAPYRUS IS!? Undyne: Yeah! He's hilarious! Undyne: I respect Papyrus so much... I don't want to see him hurt you!! Else, with NO SPELLs: Undyne: Forget about using the ! Else, with ASGORE's help: Undyne: Forget about using the compass. It's a shitty tool. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apr_dunk Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea? Papyrus: WHAT... IS IT? Undyne: Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop. The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick... Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!! Papyrus: I HATE THIS. Undyne: You have to time the pukes!!! Undyne: Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!? Papyrus: I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!! room_fire_rpuzzle Papyrus: SO THE ARROWS FLIP WHEN YOU DO WHAT? I CAN'T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL. CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE??? THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER?? DID YOU DRAW IT? WHAT? HOW'S THIS PUZZLE WORK? UMMM... WHOOPS, I THINK IT'S UNDYNE'S TURN TO TALK!!! Papyrus: WELL, ALPHYS MADE THE PUZZLE... AND I JUST MOVED IT TOGETHER. ALPHYS HAS THE AMAZING POWER TO CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE's MINDs! YES, ASGORE AND HIS CLONE TEAM ARE BOMBS... BUT I'MON A DIGIT BIKE TOO!!! Papyrus: I THINK ASGORE AND CLONE AGENDA GREAT MINDS! AND I'M VERY GOOD AT PUZZLES, TOO! room_fire_wishlist Papyrus: WISHING IS WHEN YOU EAT WHAT YOU SAID. WELL, I THINK WHAT I'M WEARING... ISN'T SAFE FOOD. ==================== Papyrus: FUCKING _________ Papyrus: PAPYRUS Is this what it means to be Greek? Undyne: This is what I was talking about. Papyrus: WHAT? IN FACT, IT'S WHAT THEY KNEW SHE SAID SHE WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY CAST A PHONE THAT WAY. SERIOUSLY. Undyne: Well, uh. Maybe she's not very good at it...? room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UM... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron2 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ENTRY. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Yeah, it took forever to hose everything off. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron3 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-RELATED. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Yeah, it's not very hot here. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Gorgeous! Undyne: It's time for everyone to go home. room_fire_apron4 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-RELATED. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Hey, you don't have to do that. I already ate them. Papyrus: WAIT, YOU DIDN'T DO THAT. THEN WHAT? Undyne: I never said you could eat anything! Papyrus: YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT! Undyne: You're just saying that because you've seen me do it before... And then you tell me what to do. Papyrus: OH-HO!!! THIS VIDEO GAME YOU FOUND... IS DYNAMITE! Undyne: I'M JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE A) I LIKE THE SCIENCE PROFILE. AND B) I WANT TO BE AS FULFILLED WITH MY INNOCENT WORK AS PAPYRUS THE GREAT. Else, with Papyrus in the room: Undyne: Hey, what are you up to, punk!? Papyrus: I'M DOING SOME SERIES WITH UNDYNE!! Undyne: How about it!? Papyrus: WHAT!? HOW'S THIS SERIES WEARING!? Undyne: Huh!? Why don't we try it on? Papyrus: IT'S OK!!! I'LL BE YOURS COOL FRIEND AND PARTNER! Undyne: ... Papyrus: UNDYNE!!! I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND! Undyne: Hey, what's up!? Papyrus: I WAS JUST ==================== Papyrus: FUCKING ????? room_fire_freezesprite Papyrus: WHAT? FREEZING???? I mean, I could 100-percent guarantee you're not gonna eat anything! But what the hell? I could just as easily give you a sandwich at McDonald's. So what are we gonna do? Talk? Read? Write? Choose wisely. Papyrus: YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE THAT ONE!!! Else, with Sans in the room: Undyne: Yeah, we need to use the one behind him. Papyrus: WHAT? RIDING THE PHONE TOO COULD SERIOUSLY LOSE YOUR FREE TIME? Undyne: Hey, why don't you go use the phone? ... Undyne: ... room_fire_lab1 Papyrus: A LAB??? Papyrus: WHAT'S THAT??? IT'S A LAB??? Undyne: What's a lab? Papyrus: A place where we test new foods. Undyne: Yeah, like... room_fire_lab2 Papyrus: AGAIN? Undyne: Where else can I find a nice cuppa? Papyrus: Well, where else can I find a nice cuppa... Undyne: Wait! Don't ask me! room_fire_restaurant Papyrus: HMMM... WHEN'S THE HOLOCAUST? EH??? Undyne: What? When's the holoscucha? Papyrus: HMMM... WHEN ARE WE GONNA HANG? Undyne: Let's not ask any more questions than you're comfortable with. Undyne: Your room is great! Papyrus: A hotel?? Cool!! I've never stayed at a fancy hotel! Undyne: Wait, what? Papyrus: NEVER stayed at a fancy hotel! Undyne: Well, we're good. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What!? Populating an outdoor area with marshmallows is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Marshmallows? Like, marshmallows that stick to you? Papyrus: IDK, WHAT? YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!! Undyne: Careful what you wish for, little buddy! Else, with Sans in the room: Undyne: Populating an outdoor area with marshmallows is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Marshmallows? Like, marshmallows that stick to you? Undyne: Are you sure? What if someone sticks a bug in the pie? Papyrus: I mean, whoops! Whoops! Undyne: Well? Just, uh, make sure you don't get any. Undyne: Alright, fine! All clear! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: What? No! I'm joking! Else, with Sans in the room: Undyne: As I was saying, I prefer to cook things myself. Papyrus: WHATEVER, MY BUTT IS REALLY SMALL. Undyne: What? Papyrus, you don't have any hands at all! Papyrus: Huh...? No, I just mean, uh, size matters! Undyne: Papyrus, are you saying you have a cooking show? Papyrus: Yeah! ==================== Papyrus: FUCKING ????? Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME? Undyne: What? Why are you telling me? Papyrus: PAPYRUS? Undyne: What? PAPYRUS? Undyne: What's with the name change? Papyrus: HEDGES? Undyne: What? What kind of furniture do you like? Papyrus: HEDGES? Undyne: What? What kind of furniture do you like? Undyne: What do you spend your money on? Papyrus: ELEVATOR? Undyne: What? What does that do? Papyrus: GIVES YOU SPIN AND MAKES YOU SPIN, TOO. Undyne: Yeah, like 9000 times!! Undyne: Great job! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron2 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Papyrus: It took forever to hose everything off. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron3 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Papyrus: It took forever to hose everything off. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron4 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Papyrus: It took forever to hose everything off. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron5 Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Papyrus: It took forever to hose everything off. Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything ==================== Papyrus: FUCKING ????? Undyne: What? No, I-- I won't do it! Fuhuhuhu! Undyne: WHAT? Papyrus: PAPYRUS? Undyne: What? What? Undyne: Papyrus, we need to stop him. He's almost there...! Fuhuhuhu! Undyne: Wait! Don't look! Papyrus: I... I know, I know. It's just a duck? Undyne: What? What are you talking about? Papyrus: FLUFFY DUDE! FILLED WITH TREATS AND COOLS! Undyne: Fuhuhuhu! Undyne: What? What are you talking about? room_fire_elevator_r1 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI? RAVIOLI... THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA. THE TREASURE CHEST OF THE CULINARY WORLD. Papyrus: YOU CAN PUT GEMS OR GOLD INSIDE. Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? Undyne: C'mon, Papyrus. Think about it. Papyrus: HMMM... Undyne: It stands for RED, 'cause that's the color of the lights! Undyne: Think about how cool that makes me look! room_fire_elevator_r2 Papyrus: THE RIVER IS DYNAMITE... TRAPPING US ALL DAY. BUT YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE FLAMES, SO YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO Go. Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R2. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RIGATONI? THE TUBE-SHAPED PASTA. IN A PINCH, IT CAN BE USED AS A STRAW. Papyrus: IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE. Try adding a cup of tea. Undyne: Hey, thanks! Papyrus: I appreciate it! Undyne: You're a total loser, huh? Undyne: You don't even HAVE to win to be cool. It doesn't matter what I do! It's all good. room_fire_elevator_r3 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R3. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RIGATONI? THE TUBE-SHAPED PASTA. IN A PINCH, IT CAN BE USED AS A STRAW. Papyrus: IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE. Try adding a cup of tea. Undyne: Hey, this reminds me of a puzzle idea. Papyrus: OH MY GOD? I USED AN INTERNET EXTRACTION FORM TO SEE IF ANYTHING ELSE WAS WRONG. WHAT A TERRIBLE EXAMPLE...!!! Undyne: FINE!!! room_fire_elevator_r4 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R4. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RIGATONI? THE TUBE-SHAPED PASTA. IN A PINCH, IT CAN BE USED AS A STRAW. Papyrus: IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE. Try adding a cup of tea. Undyne: Hey, this reminds me of a puzzle idea. Papyrus: OH MY GOD? I USED AN INTERNET EXTRACTION FORM TO SEE IF ANYTHING ELSE WAS WRONG. WHAT A TERRIBLE EXAMPLE... ==================== Papyrus: FUCKING !!! Papyrus: GO GET US SOMEONE HOTLARGS. Undyne: Hey, why do I look like a fish? Papyrus: I JUST REMEMBER. Undyne: Well, it's not like I don't have a story to tell. Undyne: You're telling me??? room_fire_newsreport Papyrus: I LOVE THE NEWS! IT'S SO INFORMATIVE... AND FULL OF CUT- THROAT, EXPLOSIVE ACTION!!! Papyrus: KA-WOWIE! Undyne: Yeah! You totally kicked his butt on the news!!! And I bet Alphys was helping you, wasn't she? Oh my god!!! You guys becoming friends... It's gotta be some kind of record! Undyne: Wasn't she the one who beat up my dad? Papyrus: I don't even wanna know... Alphys: Yo, you wanna talk about something? Undyne: Oh my god... We should watch something, anything... But you've gotta stay AWAY from me! Undyne: Huh? What is it, dear? Papyrus: YOU'RE BURNING THE WHOLE WORLD WITH YOUR STONEAR WINDOWS. BUT WHAT'S ASTONISHING ABOUT YOU... IS HOW YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANY. Undyne: Well, don't tell anyone this... But... How did I get this far without being friends with someone...? THIS IS A GREAT QUESTION! Undyne: What!? Great question! Go to your room, dear. I'll get the help you need. Great job! I'm amaz... Wow! You pulled off a pretty cool question! What did you do to get to this point? It was pretty impressive, huh? As I said, I was unaware of your plan. But... I think you two are very alike, in a lot of ways. Undyne: I mean, you can't expect anything less of me. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. THERE WAS NO NEED TO SLIDE. WHY WOULD AN APPARENTLY NICE PERSON LIKE YOU WITH STANDARDS. REALLY? Well... Well, I was just going to leave an unlocked door like this. No one will ever know. Papyrus: THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. Undyne: Huh? Nice of you to give me a call... Something to eat? Undyne: Huh? What is it, dear? Do you want to talk about something? room_fire_apron2 Papyrus: WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...? EARLIER TODAY, A VERY NICE PERSON WAS SLANDY IN HIS ORB. AND, AS FOR OUR EXCUSE, WE JUST HANG UP. Papyrus: WHY? WHAT? WHY NOT? Undyne: Hey... We were talking about you... And how you're not getting along. And I was thinking, if I were you, We could ask one of your friends... To walk us through everything. To make us feel like we accomplished something. That we didn't need to kill them. That we were somehow "good" for them. Undyne: Don't make me say more! Undyne: Hey, what's up? Papyrus: HANG UP!!! Undyne: What!? Why are you giving me his address? Papyrus: HEY UNDYNE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...? Undyne: What? What are you talking about? Papyrus: I'VE GOT TO KEEP YOU FROM DOING THAT! Undyne: Well, if you want ==================== Papyrus: FUCKING ?????? Undyne: Papyrus... Why are you acting like this? Papyrus: I'm not. Undyne: Fine... I won't. Else, with Royal Guards in the room: Undyne: Alphys... Asgore... Alphys... Me? Oh my god. Papyrus: WINK! YOU CAN SEE ME WINKING, RIGHT. Undyne: Papyrus... Are you trying to be creepy? Papyrus: ATTRACTIVE? Undyne: I AM. Else, with Royal Guards in the room: Undyne: Alphys... Asgore... Me? Oh my god. Else, with Royal Guards out of the room: Undyne: What? room_fire_unusedbread Papyrus: AS FOR ME... I'M CLEANING UP SOMETHING HERE. WHERE'S THAT CHEEK SAID? "CLEANING UP..." THAT'S ENOUGH TALKING! WHERE'S THAT CHEEK YOU SEE? "BLOOD?" THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU'RE IMAGINARY. Papyrus: NEVER MIND WHAT PEOPLE'S WORDS ARE! AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE CHALLENGE, LET'S SEE IT! Undyne: What? What is it, THEN ILL TELL YOU! Papyrus: HMMM... A TRAP? Undyne: What's inside? Papyrus: I'LL TELL YOU! Undyne: What are you doing? Papyrus: I DIDN'T ASK UNDYNE TO TELL YOU!! Undyne: What? Why not? Undyne: Let's just tell Papyrus what to do! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: (... are you trying to make a pretzel?) Papyrus: DON'T MAKE ME USE MY SPECIAL WEAPON! Undyne: (No way!) Else, with Royal Guards in the room: Undyne: With Royal Guards in the room: Undyne: Hey, no accidents! Undyne: Leave no room for accident! room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-EMOTIONAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took ==================== Papyrus: FUCKING ????? ????? Undyne: What? Seven, eight... if we did it correctly, I could have... I could have... I could have... I could have... Undyne: You mean, you HAVE NO idea what to do? Papyrus: I'M JUST DOING WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO. Undyne: Papyrus, we need you to GUARANTEE our safety. Else, if spared RG01 and RG02: Undyne: I could have told you straight-up how to defeat them... All right? Papyrus: YOU BET THEY DID! Undyne: Yeah, they actually went through with it! IT WAS HARD!!! room_fire_apex2 Papyrus: HMMM... A PEEK-A-FIDGE MODE. WHEN I SAID "Papyrus," YOU WON'T GO DEFEATING ME. I'LL BE A GOOD HOST AND YOU'LL JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! YOU'LL THINK I'M A RELIANT CUSTOMER? Then you'll have to trust me, OK? Else, if spared RG01 and RG02: Undyne: A ghost shopper? What? I'm not going to buy your ghost-flavored ice cream! Nor am I going to buy your ghost-flavored ice cream! It's not real, is it? Undyne: Don't talk to me, Papyrus. Papyrus: GARBAGE, HUH? AND WHAT'S THAT STRANGE FLAVOR? Undyne: What? Garbage. Papyrus: GARBAGE. Undyne: What? Garbage. Papyrus: HA HA HA. Undyne: What about us? Papyrus: WHAT? WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE FREE? Undyne: What about us? Undyne: What about us? room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! Undyne: It took forever to hose everything off. room_fire_apron Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea? Papyrus: WHAT... IS IT? Undyne: Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop. The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick... Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!! Papyrus: I HATE THIS. Undyne: You have to time the pukes!!! Undyne: Oh man!!! You wanna hear more of my great idea!? Papyrus: I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!! room_fire_ap ==================== Papyrus: FUCKING ????? room_water14 Papyrus: WATERFALL... I BARELY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT. BUT IF YOU DO, PLEASE ASK. I'LL DO YOUR BEST TO INFORM YOU. Uhhhh... Y? Well, that was fun. Next time, let's ask us questions. AE? What's with that weird expression? Am I being watched? Papyrus: DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I BOTCHED IT LAST NIGHT. AND THEN I GOT TO ASK UNDYNE TO ASK HER TO STOP HIM. UNDYNE... FOR HELP. BUT I NEVER KNEW SHE WOULD HAVE ANY PART OF A CHALLENGE. JUST THE SUSPICIOUS THREAT OF RUINS. Papyrus: I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY. YET. room_water_savepoint1 Papyrus: THE GAP IN YOUR HANDS, THE FALL OF MAN. ARE YOU READY? To be honest, I'm a little rusty. I don't know Papyrus. I don't know where he lives. I don't know if he's hurt anyone. I don't know if he's happy. I bet he's having a good time. Hey, where's Papyrus? Whose side are you on? Everyone's wearing a silly hat. WHAT HAT? I AM A HAMBURGER HAT. Papyrus: YOU'RE SERIOUS? TERRIBLE. Papyrus: WHY? DON'T TELL ME MORE HAMBURGER HAT! ARE YOU SERIOUS? ... room_water15 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'LL DO WITH MY LIFE. But, uh, for now... Good job, mousie. guess I solve it. Papyrus: I'M GETTING TO DAUGHTER FAILURE ROOM. SHE SURELY CANNOT BE SUCH A PARENT! SHE EVEN DISABLED MY SLEEPOVER THERE. room_water16 Papyrus: ANOTHER MOUSETAL HOLLAND, THIS TIME WITH VIOLENCE. AS IS STILL THE CASE WITH ALL MY OTHER CHILD PRESENTS. HEY, YOU SHOULD COME TO SNOWDIN AND VISIT ME! I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A FEW THINGS. A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT. room_water17 Papyrus: A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT. FIRST: WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU HATED FIGHTING. THEN YOU SHOULDN'T FIGHT. IT'S OKAY, I JUST WISH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY REMEMBER. JUST KEEP IN MIND WHAT YOU'VE DONE BEFORE. OKAY, BETTER ERASE THEM. Papyrus: A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT. MAYBE THOSE TEXT ARRANGES CAN BE ERASED SOMEWHERE. YES? THEN AGAIN, ECHOING FROM THE RECORD... "ABORT!! PLEASE! I'VE GOT TO JUMP OVER THE GAP IN TWO MINUTES!" Ah. Do not worry, I have plenty of jumpers. I just need a pair of jumpers. Or a pair of bare feet. ...whatever. room_water18 Papyrus: A FEW SENTENCES TO STAND AROUND AND REPEAT. MAYBE THESE ARE SOME KIND OF GRASS FOR SPIDERS. YOU'D BETTER AROUND. WELL, LET'S JUST SAY YOU ==================== Papyrus: room_fire_unimel Papyrus: WHAT? I? SCREAM? SURE! I'LL TRY. BUT PLEASE, DON'T ASK. BECAUSE IF YOU CONTINUE TO FOLLOW ME, YOU'LL BE CONFUSED. THEY'LL JUST FIGHT YOU ACROSS TIME AND SPACE. NORETURN'S THE NEW SPEEDWAY. EVENTUALLY, HIGH SPEEDWAYS. WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER? I MIGHT HAVE TO HANG UP. Papyrus: PAPYRUS ISN'T HOME RIGHT NOW. GREAT... IF YOU'RE DRIVING. AWAY FROM HOME, THAT IS. Papyrus: THANKS FOR CALLING. Undyne: Hey, if you're not at home, give Dad a call. He can talk to Papyrus about anything. Undyne: He might even be able to get me a coffee at Starbucks. room_fire_walkandbranch Papyrus: HMMM... A CORRECT CORRECTION. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE. LESSONS LEFT? WRONG! Let's finish this, right? I've barely moved. How rude... I should have stuck to the plan. Undyne: Hey, you want to try to get away from me, huh? Yeah, I got nothing against strangers, right!? Papyrus: YOU'D BETTER GO FURTHER. Undyne: FURTHER YOU WEREN'T, LITTLE BRAT. Papyrus: YOU'RE BETTER RUN. Undyne: FURTHER YOU WEREN'T, LITTLE BRAT. Undyne: This is why I hate running away. Papyrus: YOU GOT FAR AWAY FROM HER...? WAIT A SECOND... SHE'S NOT HERE, ISN'T SHE? SHE'S NOT HERE, ISN'T SHE? Undyne: Well, uh... Yeah, she's got a few things she needs to get through. Papyrus: WHAT!? SHE'S NOT HERE, ISN'T SHE? Undyne: What? Papyrus: SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE? UNDYNE'S NOT EVEN HERE, ISN'T SHE? Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHAT!? SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE, ISN'T SHE? Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHAT!? SHE'S NOT EVEN HERE, ISN'T SHE? Undyne: What? (Where are the other two?) Undyne: Where are the other two? Papyrus: UEE HEE HEE! I'M FINE, FRISK. Undyne: Let's not give them away just yet. room_fire_elevator_r1 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI? RAVIOLI... THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA. THE TREASURE CHEST OF THE CULINARY WORLD. YOU CAN PUT GEMS OR GOLD INSIDE. Papyrus: THE BODY OF THE PUZZLE. BLUE MEANS BATHET, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TEST IT. BLUE MEANS IT'LL BE AN ERROR. THE BLUE MEANS IT'LL BE AN ERROR. Undyne: W... Wait! Papyrus: ARE YOU SERENADING ME!? Undyne: If you didn't notice, when I told you to come here, I also told you... It's a pretty cool place to... ...well, it is now. Actually, I just wanted to say... It's a really nice place to... ...well, it is now. Really, it is. IT'S A PRESENT, ISN'T IT? THE ENTERTAINMENT PRICE IS RIGHT HERE!!! Undyne: A present...? I mean, presents don't ==================== Papyrus: room_fire_savepoint1 Papyrus: DON'T PANIC!!! I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER PANIC BEFORE. MY MIND JUST FLIPS OUT... AS IF YOUR MIND IS NOOGIE. Else, with Papyrus in the room: Papyrus: I THINK YOU WOULD DO JUST THAT. You panic, and THEN you act like it was all your fault. Like you didn't know what you were doing. Like you were "stealing" something from someone else. Others might not like that idea, but... I don't? IT'S NOT TRUE! Else, with Sans in the room: Papyrus: I THINK YOU WOULD DO JUST THAT. You go on the defensive, and PANICS until Papyrus lets you go. Then you can tell Papyrus what you did. He seems to like it... You go on the offensive, and PANICS until Papyrus lets you go. Eventually, you convince Papyrus that you aren't so bad, and that you could be friends. It's a good thing you didn't mess it up! room_fire_savepoint2 Papyrus: WINK! YOU CAN SEE ME WINKING, RIGHT. Papyrus: YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME! Undyne: You sure are, Papyrus. Papyrus: I LOVE YOU, HUMAN! Undyne: What, like, WHAT'S UP? Papyrus: LET'S HANG OUT AGAIN!!! Undyne: What, like, WHAT'S UP? Papyrus: LET'S HANG OUT!!! Undyne: Okay. room_fire_savepoint3 Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: Papyrus, we, uh, shouldn't talk to them. Papyrus: N... no we don't. JUST IN CASE THEY NEED TO SPARE YOU FROM US... Undyne: Okay. room_fire_savepoint4 Papyrus: WELL, I GUESS THAT'S NORMAL. AND, WELL, IMAGINE DRAGONS AND SNOWDIN... THAT'S JUST A SIMPLE EXPLANATION. CONTINUE FORWARD UNINFORMED AS YOU ARE. Undyne: Okay. room_fire_savepoint5 Papyrus: GREASE, HUGGING ONLY THE RECEIVER, IS THE ONLY SAFETY VALVE. IT CAN BE USED IN ANY WEAPON... AND ANY WEAPON WILL DO, INSTEAD. THEN HOW ABOUT CLOTHING? WEARING CLOTHING THAT GLITTS YOU FACE? room_fire_savepoint6 Papyrus: GLITTY GLITTY, HUGGING ONLY THE RECEIVER, IS THE ONLY SAFETY VALVE. IT CAN BE USED IN ANY WEAPON... AND ANY WEAPON WILL DO, INSTEAD. IMAGINE DRAGONS AND SNOWDIN... THAT'S JUST A SIMPLE EXPLANATION. CONTINUE FORWARD UNINFORMED AS YOU ARE. Undyne: Okay. room_fire_savepoint7 Papyrus: GARBAGE, HUGGING ONLY THE RECEIVER, IS THE ONLY SAFETY VALVE. THIS ONE'S USUALLY BETTER THAN GRAPHITE. room_fire_savepoint8 Papyrus: GARBAGE, SMILING AT ITS OWN IMAGE, IS THE ONLY SAFETY VALVE. IF YOU FACE ONLY THE RECEIVER... YOU LOSE YOUR FIGHT. AND LIGHTNER THROAT CAN SLIDE TO THE RECEIVER, AS WE SEE IT HERE. BUT IF YOU FIGHT ALL THE WAY TO THE RECEIVER... LASERS WILL SLIDE TO THE FIGHT, AND DARKONS WILL BE RAINES. THEY HAVE THE AMAZING POWER TO SEE THINGS WHEN THEY MOVE. OKAY, MAYBE YOU WERE WRONG. JUST CAUSE I ALWAYS USE AN LASER ON A DOG. AFTER ALL, DR. ALPHYS HAS AN AMAZING SHORTCUT. SHARTCUT! YOU MAY HAVE TO REPE ==================== Papyrus: room_water5 Papyrus: A HOT-L... THAT'S SHORT FOR HOTLAND, RIGHT? Papyrus: WOWIE! Undyne: A hotel?? Cool!! I've never stayed at a fancy hotel! Papyrus: REALLY?? ME NEITHER. Undyne: Papyrus, we should go on vacation sometime! Papyrus: YEAH!! LET'S VACATION TO A HOTEL!!! Undyne: Well, maybe we would go someplace besides the hotel, too... Papyrus: OH, I WAS BEING SARCASTIC. I WOULD NEVER TAKE A VACATION FOR ANY REASON. room_water6 Papyrus: ANOTHER ROOM UNDER THE RENT'S CHANNEL... THIS TIME, I'VE EIGHT OPENICES IN IT. CAN I GO IN OR DO I HAVE TO FIGHT THE ENTIRE ENTIRE ENTIRE GUARD? ??????!! Papyrus: OPENING FRAMEWORK... Undyne: Huh? Those are the rules, Papyrus. Papyrus: OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE GOING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION! Undyne: Fine! I will not lose this argument!! room_water7 Papyrus: I THINK YOU ARE IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. Papyrus: SEE YA! room_water8 Papyrus: I'M PANICKING SO HARD I'LL EVEN LOOK AT THE PHONE! Undyne: What!? Panicking so hard I'll even look at the phone!? Guess I've GOT to go! Undyne: What!? To be honest, I'm a little afraid... Of what might happen if I try to go in the wrong direction. If I go in the wrong direction, I might accidentally hurt someone... And then have to fight the human again? It's not like I can just run away. I'm still got one bullet left in me... room_water9 Papyrus: A HOT-L... THAT'S SHORT FOR HOTLAND, RIGHT? room_water_fire_prelab Papyrus: A POSTER FOR METTATON'S SHOW? THAT'S NEATO. I WANT A POSTER FOR MY PUZZLES! AND MAYBE A FEW OPENING BANDS. Undyne: Oh! And I want a poster for all of my big fights! Papyrus: A REAL EVENT! WE COULD HAVE A LIVE BAND! Undyne: And a barbeque! Papyrus: AND FIREWORKS! Undyne: And a second barbeque! Undyne: And a place to keep all of my mutant-war trophies. Papyrus: AND SKELETONS! Undyne: Oh! And a place to keep all of my anthropomorphic weapons. Papyrus: OH NO! WE HAVE TO REGISTER EVERYONE NOW! Undyne: And a second barbeque! Undyne: And a swimming pool! Papyrus: WATERFALL IS PRACTICALLY A HISTORY MUSEUM. EXCEPT WITH MUSCULAR SEAHORSES. Undyne: MOSCOW IN THE VILE, GREEN LAKES. ARE THEY WRONG? room_water_westernm Papyrus: YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THEN ASK THEM TO WHISPER "HAVE A HISTORY 101" TOGETHER. WHOOPS, I GOTTA GO AHEAD! Papyrus: THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THE CONVEYORS! Undyne: Oh! I have to go aHEAD! Papyrus: OK, I'm not off limits. Undyne: Whaddya want? Papyrus: History? Undyne: Oh my god! I don't wanna do it!!! Papyrus: TOO BAD! I HAVE TO GO TO THE LIBRARY! Undyne: What? The library? The halls? Papyrus ==================== Papyrus: ????? Undyne: What? Papyrus: WHY are you acting like this? Undyne: Let's not fight. Papyrus: OH NO!! Undyne: Alright, fine! I'll be honest with you. I'm trying my best not to get CLONK on you! I promise! Else, with Sans in the room: Undyne: I think you should let him try. Else, without Sans in the room: Undyne: I don't think I could tell if you were wearing a striped shirt. Undyne: Well? WOW! room_fire_newsreport Papyrus: I LOVE THE NEWS! IT'S SO INFORMATIVE... AND FULL OF CUT- THROAT, EXPLOSIVE ACTION!!! Papyrus: KA-WOWIE! Undyne: Yeah! You totally kicked his butt on the news!!! And I bet Alphys was helping you, wasn't she? Oh my god!!! You guys becoming friends... It's kinda cute... ... I mean, uh... I'm tough!!! I love to eat rocks!! Undyne: What!?!? room_fire_coreview2 Papyrus: THE CORE... YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT? OKAY! DO YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN? UNDYNE'S MY COOL FRIEND! YOU MUST BE VERY COOL TO LIVE IN HOTLAND! Oh my god!!! You guys are friends with Papyrus!? ...uh. Wait. I mean, uh... I don't mean to sound like something's wrong with you. Papyrus: AREN'T YOU JUST FRIENDSHIP? MEETING YOU ONLINE??? THAT MAKES SENSE. Undyne: Yeah! I mean, I was just gonna say, uh... I feel like we kind of... ...get along pretty good, haha. Papyrus: YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL!! Undyne: Papyrus! Wait! You don't mean our relationship is... Uh, well, uh... I mean, I mean, uhh, it's like... Our relationship is, uh, NOT cool. MAN, I'm thinking of going to the medical school! I mean, I have no idea what I'm doing... Uhhh, anyway! See ya, buddy! Undyne: Hey, Papyrus, wait! DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? room_fire_elevator_l1 Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS L1. BUT WHAT DOES THE L STAND FOR? LASAGNA? I HOPE NOT. I DON'T MAKE LASAGNA ANYMORE. THAT GLUTTONOUS DOG ALWAYS EATS IT FIRST! FIRST MY BONES, AND NOW THIS THOREOF, MY WHOLE WHOLE WORLD... Papyrus: THEN IT RETREATS INTO A SHALLOW BLUE BOX. COVERS ITSELF WITH A BLANKET, AND SLEEPS room_fire_elevator_l2 Papyrus: THE MAZE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT? OM... MY BROTHER HAS A MARVELLOUS NAME. CAN YOU PLEASE STOP HIM? HMMM... He's a name I've heard many times. Names like "RR's Baby Name." "Baby Name?" Yes! I'm sure there's someone like that in the area. Not too long ago, a similar situation arose... But without their intervention... A small, white puppy snatched them both away. Now, this is where ASGORE and I sit down to discuss things. When you're ready to go home... I'll be there to make sure you... Don't do anything that I won't like. Okay, now get away from him. He's made a grave mistake. And with ASGORE gone, I believe his son will make one as well. Unfortunately, this is where ASGORE and I are currently locked away... In the COVE. But looking at how nicely the King and Queen treated you... I think ==================== Papyrus: ????? Undyne: What? That's a joke, right? Like. Everything is a joke, right? Undyne: Well, there you are. You don't have to like me, but... If you want to, you can put up with me. And, yeah, I'll kill you. If you don't like me, that's ok. As long as you remember that I'm not trying to kill you. Undyne: Yeah!! Put up or shut up! room_fir0 Papyrus: WHAT? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE A RESTAURANT FOR ME??? THAT'S ON CONCEPT. THAT'S WHY THEY KNEW TO HANG OUT. AN INTERESTING SPIN. Undyne: What? What are you talking about? Papyrus: PAPYRUS? Undyne: Papyrus, is that - Undyne: oh boy. Papyrus: ARE YOU STILL LOOKING AT THAT SPIN? Undyne: I thought you were checking out my puns. Well, don't worry. I'll be right outta here. room_fir1 Papyrus: WHAT? THE SPIN? I AM ASKING FOR A GIFT. THAT FURRY PERSON THROWS ICE ALL DAY. NOBODY KNOWS WHERE IT GOES. Papyrus: DID YOU FIND THE ICE? Undyne: Wait! No! The mayor told me they never found any ice in this part of town. And, my dad told me he keeps a giant jar of ice in the freezer. But that's probably for security reasons. Undyne: I bet there's no way those guys could let that guy inside! room_fir2 Papyrus: DID YOU FIND THE ICE? Undyne: Wait! No! The cops told me there was no way those guys could let that guy inside! Undyne: ... room_fir3 Papyrus: PLEASE STOP AND CONFRUGER. Undyne: What!? You want me to give you a ride home!? Go wherever the heck you want! room_fir4 Papyrus: HMMM... WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ASK ME TO LET YOU BRING THAT GIFT? Undyne: Don't talk to me about gifts! room_fir5 Papyrus: THAT GIFT WAS MADE BY ONLINE GERSON... THAT QUITE TRIES THE HARDEST. room_fire_addon Papyrus: FACEBOOK BRAND. FACEBOOK LOGO. HUGS. PRESENTS. IT'S MANDATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY ONLINE. IT'S THE ONLY WAY WE KNOW IF ANYONE IS TRYING TO AVOID US. room_fire_add Papyrus: FACEBOOK BRAND. FACEBOOK LOGO. HUGS. PRESENTS. IT'S MANDATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. IT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY ONLINE. AS WE SHARE WE'LL BLOW YOU A WHOLE HOOD OF CAROUS ASSA room_fire_main Papyrus: THIS IS THE KING'S CASTLE... SEEMS YOU CAN FINALLY SEE THE END. ASGORE's castle... Guys, it's not far away. IT'S JUST IN CASE YOU NEED TO SEE IT. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS PREDICTABLE CHARADE. I WANT YOU TO BE HONEST, AND PERISH. NOW COME ON! TRY EATING AS MUCH PAST AS YOU CAN! ESPECIALLY IF YOU CAN GET THE HUMAN OUT OF ==================== WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR LAST SHOW??? LET'S WRITE A THANKSGIVING MUSEUM. THEN, LET'S SEE WHO CAN ARRIVE FIRST! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well, there you are... You know where to find me. OH, THERE YOU ARE. ACCEPTING THIS MUSEUM IS NORMAL. TEREOFF FOREVER. AS THE GREAT PAPYRUS, I EXTEND A VERY LARGE FRIDGE. THIS MUSEUM IS ALSO... UNDERSTOOD. THIS IS THE ROPE. AND, IT'S TIME FOR THE ROUNDING TOGETHER. MAYBE EVERYONE CAN PLAY A PART IN THIS, TOO. MAYBE EVERYONE CAN ACTIVATE SOMEONE WHOLLY. AS USUAL, AREN'T YOU WEARING A ? wait what? AHHHHHHH!!!!! THIS IS IT, DARLING! WHOOPSY! I'M GOING TO OPEN THE FRIDGE! claws OOH, DARLING! I'M SO SMART, I KNOW IT'S WRONG! YOU SHOULD LET ME KNOW IF YOU CAN. THIS WAY YOU'VE HELPED SOMEONE OUT. BUT... BECAUSE YOU AREN'T ASHAMED OF ALL OF OUR PROMOTIONS... THIS WAY YOU'VE REALLY HELPED SOMEONE OUT! WOWIE!!! THIS REALLY HELPED YOU OUT! IT REALLY COULD HAVE BEEN ANY OF OUR NUMBERS... 0. That's right! Everyone's numbers were different today. AREN'T YOU JUST THERE TO VOICE MY NAME? No! I WAS JUST GOING TO ASK! Why didn't you use your power to stop them? Did you really think you could? I could have told you! The Dummy let you go? Really? You had better hope so! What would Papyrus have said if you tried to take their SOUL? Maybe he'd give you his phone number! That's good, right? What? No! If we don't talk to him, he'll just... He'll just kill us both. Well, okay. I guess we'll just have to live with it. See ya. agnostic THIS IS AN ERROR MESSAGE. IT CONFIRMS AN ABSOLUTELY FALSE FACT. WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THIS NUMBER? THIS WAS THE NUMBER I WAS LOOKING FOR. BUT WHAT WAS THE FUN OF IT? DON'T TELL ME! This is why I hate error messages. They're like, literally useless. Like, Why did you even bother looking? This is like a job application for hell. You take this very personal, and then you quit? NO! You'll hell if I have this! This is SO much better! Oh my god, you got this wrong! This is what I was going for! Wait, you just wanted to know how to get back to the human? Don't you ever give up on someone? Yeah, like, totally. I mean, I'm all for, like, giving up, but... ...unlike... ...do you, like, really wanna die? ...eh? Wait. I, like, give up, too. GIVE UP OR FACE THE HORRIBLE LITERAL SEQUINS!!! I'VE GOT IT!!! TRY TO GET BACK TO THE HUMAN! (Choose one.) Really? What is it now? Well... I guess I have to go. Sorry, I, like, have to go. Wait! Let me tell you a story. A long time ago, a human fell into the RUINS. As the name implied, he was a bit of a hit man. I mean, I was one, too! We just, like, didn't know it was true til later! Anyway, one day, he came back... And now we are all together again. I think he is still trying to pull the trigger... I am sorry. I hope he doesn't kill you. Mettaton. As I was saying, it is a beautiful day today. Beautiful days are supposed to bring good luck. Today, it seems like it is just a little bit. WRONG! IT MUST BE ONE OF THOSE DISEASES WHERE YOU ARE BECOMING PATIENT AND SPAGHETTI. HUMAN! YOU MUST BE VERY DESPERATE FOR MY HELP! Take a deep breath ==================== WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR LAST SHOW??? LET'S GET REAL. WE'RE GOING TO NEED TO HANG UP. WHAT? MY BROTHER HATES MOODLES? AND I WISH I WAS COMING TO TALK TO HIM! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO TELL YOU. (WHISPER, WHISPER) BUT I DIDN'T ASK YOUR OPINION.) OKAY, I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW!!! BUT WHO ARE YOU GONNA GIVE ME PUZZLES? Hello? Is anybody there...? No, we're fine. I just wanted to make sure you were OK. Greetings, my child. May I ask what you're doing? You can't even say? What a shame! How could you let me see you? You were acting strangely just before we hung up. I just wanted to know if you were ok. Well, worry not! I am here to help you, OK? Just call me when you are absolutely sure! I will be waiting for you! See you later! Until then... GENTLEMEN... THERE ARE NO DROPS OF SPRING IN HERE. BUT THERE ARE TWO. ONE IN THE BRIDGE, AND ONE INSIDE. THE BRIDGE IS BRIDGING. THEY'RE HANGING DOWN HERE. DEVILFISH HAS BRIDGED THEM ALL OFF. ARE YOU READY!? IF YOU ARE... WHAT? I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. THIS IS ALL VERY OKAY. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER... WHATEVER. APPROACH REALLY ANY POSITION ANYMIND ANYTHING ANYONE LOOKS GREAT IN HOTLAND NO... KYLE LOOKS EXCITED MAYBE THE PIRAHNAS ARE FRIENDS... BUT NYEH HEH HEH! YOU WIN! ANYWAY! THAT'S RIGHT. EVEN IF YOU ACT LIKE YOU OWN THE UNDERGROUND... THEY'LL HAVE TO PAY YOU TO EXPLODE. BUT THAT'S A PLANE! ANYWAY!!! THINGS DON'T SEEM SUCH FROM HERE! PIRAHNAS ARE FRIENDS, RIGHT? BUT NYEH HEH HEH! YOU'VE GOT TO BE PERFECT IN EVERYTHING YOU DO. YOU'LL BE SUCH A SMART COOKIE! ANYWAY!!! THAT'S THE MAGICAL SIGN. IT ALWAYS IS. ANYWAY!!! WHEN'S THE SHOW??? I WANT TO SEE THE SHOW! I WANT TO SEE THE SHOW! BUT I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. THE MAGICAL SIGN. THIS IS WHERE I ESTABLISH MY FAILURES. VERY, FAILURES ARE. FEELINGS... YOU SEE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS PREDICTABLE CHARADE. I HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM HUMANS. IN FACT, I AM PRESENTING THIS CHALLENGE. EVEN IF YOU CAN GET THIS CHALLENGE... YOU'LL BE ABLE TO MURDER EVERYONE. ... Including YOU! BUT YOU GET IT??? YOU GET IT, TOO! YOU'VE GOT TO BE PREPARED FOR THIS ONE!!! I'LL EVEN BET ON YOU!!! GOOD EVENIFI!! GOOD EVENIFI!! HAVE FUN!!! NYEH HEH HEH!! IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO BE LONELY. EVEN IF YOU'VE MADE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE. YOU CAN TRY THAT NOW! GOOD EVENINIFI!! HAVE FUN!!! JUST DO IT!!! ATTENTION EVERYONE! EVERYONE! I AM GOING TO OPEN THE FRIDGE! THEN EVERYONE, LET'S OPEN THE FRIDGE! Open it, West! This is the key to our future! Open it, East! WHAT? IT'S A TEST OF YOUR LEGS. PN PN WHAT? WEARING... WITH THESE, YOU'LL BE TRAPPED AND SNAILED. WITH THESE, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT YOUR PART OF THE FUNCTION. PLEASE, THINK OF THE GROUND. THERE ARE NO DRAGONS. EVEN, THERE ARE NO RESPECTING SNOWDIN GROUNDS. EVEN IF YOU DON'T WEAR A PLANE. WE'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT YOU FROM ==================== WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR LAST SHOW??? Papyrus: WHAT? Undyne: IT'S ALL RIGHT, DARLING. I'LL LET YOU IN, AND DEPRAVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY SUNDAY SUN. Else, if completed the date with Undyne: Undyne: NO THANKS. Else, if completed the date with Undyne: Undyne: (I guess you could say that.) room_fire_newsreport Papyrus: I LOVE THE NEWS! IT'S SO INFORMATIVE... AND FULL OF CUT- THROAT, EXPLOSIVE ACTION!!! Papyrus: KA-WOWIE! Undyne: Yeah! You totally kicked his butt on the news!!! And I bet Alphys was helping you, wasn't she? Oh my god!!! You guys becoming friends... It's kinda cute... ...I mean, uh... I'm tough!!! I love to eat rocks!! room_fire_coreview2 Papyrus: THE CORE... YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT BEFORE? OKAY... LET'S DO A DATING SCRIPT. TRULY... IT'S COMPLETELY AUXILIAR. YOU CAN EASILY EASILY CORRUPT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. THEN YOU CAN MAKE THEM ALL THE RIDES YOU WANT. ... BUT THAT'S NOT A GOOD VARUE. Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH US? Undyne: Well, it's not a bunch of strangers, is it? room_fire_edmark Papyrus: THE STATION OF DOGGO. HE HAS THE AMAZING POWER TO SEE THINGS WHEN THEY MOVE. OKAY, MAYBE IT'S NOT A BAD PLAN. Papyrus: HMMM... A CORRESPONDENT'S WORKOUT? Undyne: I CAN SEE YOU're WORKING INSIDE? Cool! I get it! I get it! Let's all go to the gym! room_fire_web Papyrus: A RESTAURANT!?!? THAT'S IT SELLING HOT, RIGHT? Papyrus: WOWIE! Undyne: FINE!!! Else, with Undyne in the room: Undyne: What? We weren't just gonna hang out? room_fire_walkandbranch Papyrus: SO YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF SNOWDIN, HUH? DON'T WORRY! I'LL GET YOU SOME PRACTICAL FOOD. room_fire_waterfall Papyrus: WATERFALL... IT'S DARK AND FULL OF WATER. HELLO! I'M HERE WITH WATERFALL!!! Undyne: What? No! Papyrus: I'M SERIOUSLY OUT OF IDEAS HERE. Undyne: What ideas? What about me? Papyrus: DON'T THINK YOU'VE BESTED ME YET! Undyne: What ideas have you? Papyrus: WATERFALL... IT'S A BOMB. Undyne: What? It's not a bomb? Papyrus: UNLESS YOU ACTUALLY KNOW IT'S A BOMB. Undyne: What? The barrier's open? Papyrus: UNLESS YOU AREN'T THERE. Undyne: What? The barrier's been open for a good five minutes. Papyrus: WHAT!? WHAT'S THAT STRANGE WHISPER? Undyne: What is it? Strange whistling... Papyrus: THAT'S UNDYNE'S VOICE. UNDYNE'S VOICE... "THE UNDYNE INTEREST REPORTS THAT SHE HAS BEEN PLAYING A GAME WITH HIM..." Undyne: What? What game? What are you talking about? Undyne: What? No! Papyrus: SHE NEVER SELLS A BOXER IN FOUR MINUT ==================== WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR LAST SHOW??? LET'S GET CARRYING ON ALL FOUR SENTRY STATIONS. INTIMIDATING, ISN'T IT? IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? (Oh my god, Kris!) (What are you even doing?) (Let's just keep going) (... and let Kris be the one to break it.) (Hey, don't look at me like I told you to look!) I... I see. You're the one doing everything perfectly. Nothing could be further from the truth. Let us take this opportunity to set straight this situation. Wait. Are you going to kill me? Well, if you're not going to kill me, I'll prove to you what I think. You'll have to kill me, first. Then you can say I did it. It's been a while, hasn't it...? I've been thinking about what to wear for our anniversary. I really need to get something together. Please, if you can, let me look. Eh? You want me to leave? Well, if you're not going to kill me, I'll prove to you what I think. You'll have to kill me, first. Then you can say... I did it. It's been a while, hasn't it...? I've been thinking about what to wear for our anniversary. I really need to get something together. Please, if you can, let me look. Well, what are you saying? * Clover is buying things. * Clover is making devotional use of your body. * Clover is making devotional use of your body. * Clover thinks that attacking you is the only way to "save" it. * Clover is happily devouring your SOUL. (Devouring) (Wrapped) A (Devouring) X (Wrapped) B (Devouring) C (Devouring) D (Wrapped) E (Devouring) F (Wrapped) G (Devouring) H (Devouring) I (Devouring) K (Devouring) L (Devouring) M (Devouring) N (Devouring) O (Devouring) K.LancerFanArt * (Nothing) * (Your SOUL is full of wonderful energy.) * (As a human, you'll have to take a special medicine to regain control of your body.) * (The medicine isn't working.) * (You suspected something was wrong with your SOUL.) * (The medicine isn't working.) * (The medicine's been diluted a little.) * (The medicine's been diluted a little.) * In this world, it's wrong to lose control of your body's defenses... * (Locker.) * In this world, it's wrong to lose control of your body's defenses... * (The Locker.) * (You checked the time.) * (... It seems like it's time for class.) * (The computer's not working.) * (You checked the computer's not working.) * (There's a flyer for Mettaton's convention on the fridge.) * (On the fridge is a calendar from Mettaton's every trip.) * (On the fridge is a signed copy of My Struggle.) * (Finally, at last, my inner critic...) * (isn't packing for school any fun?) * ((You put the R note on the bulletin board.) * (There's a message from Asriel.) * (About Asgore.) * Oh my god, Asriel. * Mettaton. * The king. * Your dad. * Got anything against kids? * Nah. * Losing his son was... * Tough, huh? * ... what? * He was like a big brother. * Never saw him cry before. * COULD IT BE...? * Can I ask something else about him...? * Kris... * What did you do to him...? * It was super weird. * I honestly never saw him cry before. * C'mon, what were you even doing to him...? * Maybe you should take a nap. * Well, guess I've gotta go catch a cold. * Bye, nerd. * Hey, nerd. * What's up? * Didja see the way you were staring at me...? * I have to admit, I was a little taken aback when you were like this. * ... * Hmmm... You're a little, uh, wonky, isn't he? * ... * Hmmm ==================== WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY ON THIS, OUR LAST SHOW??? LET'S WRITE A MUSICAL ABOUT OUR DISAPPEARANCE, AND GET RID OF A BUNCH OF POOR SOULITES. Well? You know what the lyrics are, right? They're, uh, just a bunch of weird Latin shit. Seriously. W-WELL. I'M READY TO HAVE A NICE, ORANGE AND BLUE LASAGNA. What? No! I have to go get the keys! Uh, anyway, LET'S SEE... THE DIAGRAM NATURE RESTAURANT. BUT ALPHYS HAS NOT VISITED THEM YET. AS SHE NEVER ATTENDED THEM. SHE NEVER RECEIVED ANY MUSIC FOR HER WORK. BUT THAT'S OKAY! BECAUSE SHE CRAVES A SINGLE MINDER WITH ALL OF HER SUNDAY AFTERNOON COOKINGS. AS FOR TODAY'S MEAL... THERE'S ONLY ONE THING I KNOW I CAN GET MR. JUSTICE... ONE THING I KNOW I CAN GET MR. JUSTICE. LET'S SEE... SELECT THE ONE WITH THE LASAGNA SKIN. OK? I'll do it. (If you followed the directions exactly, Miss Alphys should have brought you something.) ALPHYS, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? (If you don't, we could find ourselves in a terrible storm...) WEARING A ? (You untie the loop.) HANG UP? WAIT A SECOND... YOU CAN'T EVEN HANG UP? You should try it. AS USUAL, I'M ASHAMED TO GRANT YOU THE MOST WANTON OF PATROLS. BUT, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM HUMANS. WEARING A THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! (For some reason, you can't help but wonder what it's like to grow old...?) OK, YOU CAN'T GET IT. (You're carrying too many things that aren't weapons.) OK, YOU CAN'T GET IT. (You're carrying too much that isn't a weapon.) (You're carrying too much that isn't a weapon.) (What do you do with all those things you put in your pockets?) (You put them in your backpack.) (As you draw them back, something catches your eye.) (Something catches your eye, too...) (It's the work of a small, white dog.) (It's as comfortable as it looks.) (It's as comfortable as it looks.) (It's as comfortable as it looks.) (You decide to continue.) ALPHYS HAS NEVER SEEN THIS PROPERTY. IT'S MADE OF INGREDIENTS AND GLUE. BUT, SHE CLEANS IT OUT. SHE CRAVES A PROUD HISTORY OF SHEDTING. SO SHE'S GONNA ASK ANOTHER QUESTION... WHEN SHE'LL ANSWER IT. WHAT? MY BROTHER WOULDN'T ASK HER TO DO THAT. AND WE'D ALL HAVE TO HANG OUT. BUT SHE'LL GUIDE ME TO THE RIGHT PERSON. FINALLY. SHE'LL EVEN HELP ME MAKE MY WAY. FINE. I'LL CALL HER... PROTECTOR? WAIT A SECOND... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Well, I was thinking... If you're not using that cool carpool, can I have it? THAT'S THE POLICE STATION. Hey, you should really... Prove to me what that sign is. Prove to me what that weird statue is. Prove to me what those flowers are. Are you... Oh my god. That's the GORGEOUS FOREST. Hey! Let's throw a picnic here! The park is very nice, isn't it? I mean, it is, but we haven't really had much fun there. The POLICE STATION is very nice, too. It's a bit like a vacation home now. I think I'll go see the flowers. Go to the right. Oh, it's the ocean... ...you know. I haven't been here since the police were telling me to leave. They said I shouldn't walk anywhere near that area... ...because I'd get hurt. But, I don't want anyone to get hurt. Please understand. That's what I'm trying to get at. ==================== Papyrus: RALSEI Papyrus: ARROW I Undyne: Well, that was certainly something. Not only did Arright save my life... But you, as well! You came back and told everyone what a great team you are! I'm so proud! Undyne: ... Undyne: You're not actually human, are you? Papyrus: UNDYNE ? Undyne: No. I don't believe in unicorns. Papyrus: UNDYNE ? Undyne: What do I do? Papyrus: I TRUST YOU 100-PERCENT. Undyne: How about you go get help? Undyne: You don't have to kill me. room_fir0 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO CALL AND MAKE HER SAY HI? THAT'S GOOD INSTEAD, RIGHT? Papyrus: SIGH... IT'S ALL JUST A PUPULARITY CONTEST. Papyrus: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Undyne: You sure are excited to have this child. I'm sure it'll be great! I'll let you know how it goes! Undyne: Don't hold anything back! room_fire_prelab Papyrus: HMMM... A MYSTERY. ASPEN'T YOU GOTTA LEAVE? Papyrus: HMMM... A MYSTERIOUS ARRANGEMENT. ASPEN'T YOU GOTTA LEAVE? Undyne: Hey, don't leave me! I have to go get them! Undyne: Fine... I don't want to leave you. Let's go! room_fire_off Papyrus: DO NOT ENTER THIS ROOM. A WELL-IN, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW. THE ENTIRE ROOM IS COVERED IN DUSTY WATER. Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE IN HOTLAND. Undyne: Hey, why do I live in a well? Well, it's gotta be some place... Undyne: Any chance you wanna blow it up? room_fire_prelab Papyrus: HMMM... A MYSTERIOUS ARRANGEMENT. THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PATROL. BUT, EVERY TIME I SHOW UP, HE'S SLACKING OFF. IT'S A GOOD THING HE NEVER TOOK ANYONE Seriously. Papyrus: "Mettaton" ISN'T THERE ANY OTHER BROTHER. WHILE YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ME? THEN THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE MONSTERS... UNDYNE'S NOT THERE AT ALL. room_fire_off Papyrus: HMMM... A MYSTERIOUS ARRANGEMENT. THIS IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PATROL. BUT, EVERY TIME I SHOW UP, HE'S SLACKING OFF. IT'S A GOOD THING HE NEVER TOOK ANYONE. Papyrus: "Mettaton" ISN'T THERE ANY OTHER BROTHER. WHILE YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ME... THEN THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE MONSTERS... Undyne: Hey, why don't you go see what Hotland has to offer? Besides, I think you'd be surprised how much I love doing volunteer work! Undyne: Hey, why don't you go see what Hotland has to offer? Besides, I think you'd be surprised how much I love doing volunteer work! Undyne: Hey Frisk, why don't you go see what ==================== Papyrus: RALSEI Undyne: What? I thought he was TALKING TO ME!!! Papyrus: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!! Undyne: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Papyrus: THAT'S WEIRD. Undyne: What? No, we just, uh, discussed this. Papyrus: WELL, I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE YOU PEOPLE PAY FOR THEIR HARD WORK. Undyne: Huh? You have no idea how many bodies I need to pull?" Papyrus: WELL, ALPHYS MADE THOSE. Undyne: Oh my god, Alphys! Papyrus: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME? Undyne: Well, I was just wondering if... Can you make a pumpkin stop making puns? Papyrus: OH MY GOD, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP? Undyne: No!!!!! Not the puns! Papyrus: FINE, I GUESS. Undyne: Stop making fun of me!!! Undyne: Hey, why do I look like a weird black sausage? Papyrus: YOULL KNOW WHY. Undyne: I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT ONE OF THEM. room_fire_apron Papyrus: AN APRON LYING IN HOTLAND? THAT MAKES SENSE. COOKING IS DEFINITELY FIRE-ELEMENTAL. Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Yeah, cooking is definitely fire- elemental! Papyrus: UNLESS YOU COOK A POPSICLE. Undyne: Would you really call it "cooking" a popsicle...? Papyrus: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT LAST TIME WE, UH... Undyne: Oh MAN, I almost forgot about that! What a mess! room_fire_apron2 Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? THAT GOES AGAINST PUZZLE DESIGN 101... CONVEYORS ARE AWFUL AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED!!! Papyrus: GLAD I DON'T LIVE ON CONVEYOR PLANET!!! Papyrus: WHAT? YOU HAVE TO SOLVE A PUZZLE ON THE CONVEYORS? Undyne: Oh MAN, did I ever tell you MY conveyor puzzle idea? Papyrus: WHAT... IS IT? Undyne: Imagine four basketball hoops on the sides of a conveyor loop. The conveyor keeps speeding up, until you get sick... Then you have to puke in all four hoops in a row!!! Papyrus: I HATE THIS. Undyne: You have to time the pukes!!! Papyrus: TIME'S UP!! Undyne: Let's go! room_fire_rpuzzle Papyrus: SO THE ARROWS FLIP WHEN YOU DO WHAT? I CAN'T VISUALIZE THIS PUZZLE AT ALL. CAN YOU DRAW A PICTURE??? THEN HOLD IT UP TO THE RECEIVER?? DID YOU DRAW IT YET? SANS, WHAT? HOW'S THIS PUZZLE WORK? UMMM... WHOOPS, I THINK IT'S UNDYNE'S TURN TO TALK!!! LET'S HANG UP NOW!!! JUST MONOLOGUING ABOUT MY GREATNESS. Undyne: Papyrus, we have to go. Papyrus: OKAY, I'll shut up. Undyne: Let's not tell anyone this, but I... I think I've... I think I have the power to stop ASGORE. And... ...and if I remember correctly, ASGORE told me: "There is only one person who can stop me..." You know, for now. You want to know more about me? Well, don't worry, I've got all the info you need. Sans... I... I know a secret. I wasn't always this way. I was raised in a small, white family... Growing up, I never really fit in ==================== Papyrus: RALSEI Undyne: What!? A cardboard cutout of me? And what is with the red nose? IT'S A BAD HAT. Papyrus: A HAT...? HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? Undyne: Hey, if you're so scared, why don't you try to fight me? I know you can't fight me, Papyrus. Papyrus: I haven't fought a fight in forever... Why not? Undyne: Well, there's no law against human stuff anyway... And when you don't have a weapon, you can always make one, right? Undyne: Well, there's no law against human stuff anyway... IT'S JUST THAT WHEN YOU ATTACK ME, IT'S TAKING A LONG TIME OFF FROM FIGHTING. Undyne: Don't talk to me, Papyrus. Papyrus: I'M GETTING MIXED MESSAGES HERE. Undyne: What? What're you talking about? Papyrus: WHEN YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR BODY, I GOTTO SLIDE TO THE NEXT FIGHT. Undyne: What!? You just got to go after me like this!? Papyrus: THAT'S HOW YOU APPLY TO FIGHT, UNDYNE. Undyne: If you don't talk to me, I'll just FIGHT YOU. Papyrus: WH-WHAT!? BUT YOU ALREADY GOTTA FIGHT ME! Undyne: ... Papyrus: WELL, TOODLES!!! Undyne: What? You don't like me, huh? Papyrus: UEE HEE HEE! Undyne: Let's not talk about this. Undyne: Let's just eat pizza. Papyrus: PIZZA? I ALMOST FORGET IT. Undyne: What? Forget I said anything about it!? Papyrus: PIZZA DE LA CAKE, THAT'S WHAT YOU CALLED IT. ENOUGH OF THAT NOW. Undyne: PIZZA... ISN'T THAT JUST THE BEST BURNER? SIGH... DEAR GOD. I REALLY CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE FRIENDS... WITH ME??? Undyne: Nah. Talk to me when you're better at fighting. Papyrus: WHEN WAS SHE BETTER AT FIGHTING? Undyne: Never. Papyrus: THAT SHE WAS AS GOOD AS SHE IS AT FIGHTING... WITHOUT A DRAMATIC DISCUSSION? Undyne: Right. Papyrus: SHE EVEN TOLD ME WHAT TO DO! Undyne: Huh...? You just told me to go talk to her? Well, if she hasn't noticed, I've been doing... Uh, nothing. Undyne: Let's not talk about this. room_fire_newsreport Papyrus: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT. But I digress. WHY WOULD SOMEONE OUTFIT AN AMUSEMENT ROBOT... WITH BRUTAL COMBAT CAPABILITIES? Well, let's just say I've been a bad guy. Papyrus: A BAD GUY WITH A WORD CAN STOP A MESSAGE. Undyne: Oh my god, Papyrus... YOU'RE the one helping me! I can't believe Papyrus's brother was able to get away... Even though, um, obviously he couldn't. Undyne: What? Papyrus: HE'S A BOMB!!! Undyne: Well, if ASGORE's not here, I'll... I'll definitely be at his side! Papyrus: WATCH YOUR STEP! AND DON'T PANIC! YOU'LL BE ABLE TO PROTECT US! Undyne: Panicking won't work on ASGORE! He's much stronger than I! And when you PANIC, he'll protect you! Even if it means fighting you first! Undyne: But what if you just held your ground? Papyrus: I'D NEVER ACTIVATE THAT! AND YOU'LL BE AB ==================== Papyrus: RALSEI Undyne: What!? A slide rule?! Papyrus: I-I mean, I'd never tell a bad guy to do something... Undyne: Well, if it's not officially your room, I understand. Papyrus: BUT IF IT ISN'T MY ROOM, HOW WILL YOU KNOW? Undyne: Well, if it's not officially your room, it's fine. Papyrus: UNDYNE? Undyne: What? Oh, OK. Papyrus: LET'S JUST SAY... YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PROTECT HUMANITY. YOU WILL, IMAGINE, BE FIGHTING TO PROTECT IT. Undyne: So you don't have to protect humanity, huh? Papyrus: ... Undyne: Well, if it isn't my room, why not? Undyne: Let's not fight. It's not like I have to protect humanity. As long as we don't fight, that is. Undyne: Let's not fight. It's not like I have to protect humanity. As long as we don't fight, that is. room_fire_prelab Papyrus: HMMM... A MYSTERY. HOW DID I GET THIS INFORMATION? AND, WHAT DID THE HUMAN SAY? "ATTACK WITH FIRE-BOMB TYPE I" WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS? ARE YOU WEARING A ? SO YOU CAN DEFUSE IT? NO... I DON'T... CAUSE I'M SERIOUS! YOU'VE GOT TO BE TOO RIOT! Papyrus: HMMM... A MYSTERIOUS SCIENCE HOUSE. THAT'S SERIOUS, RIGHT??? YOU KNOW, JUST KEEP IN MIND WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS. LIKE, I'VE HAD BEFORE. I HAD A MANDATE. AND, TO MAKE THE PLEASANT DEBUT... I PUT INTO THE DIRE HESITETH. IT'S SOMETHING I'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE. NOT ONLY DID EVERYTHING PUT TOGETHER, BUT EVERYTHING WAS MADE OUT OF GOLD. LOCAL TRAFFIC AND MANY ANIMATIONS. IT SEEMS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS ARE A HOLE AWAY IN THE WATER. Papyrus: DON'T PANIC! Papyrus: IT'S NOT TIME TO PANIC! Undyne: WHAT? YOU'VE NEVER PANICED BEFORE? Why won't you give me the answers? Undyne: Because you want to know what to do, you have to go through this door. It's the only way to leave the Underdark... Unseen horrors, after destruction... You have to learn to trust yourself. Not everything can be resolved by asking me. There are some things, though... You just can't explain. You just can't understand. I'm sorry. I can't understand why you keep killing me. Why do you keep killing me when you have this to do? It's not right to sacrifice someone, is it? Why? You don't seem to understand. HAVE YOU DEATENED ANYONE? (There's a grave marker.) ARE YOU FIDDLING WITH THAT VILLAIN? (Will you take the human skull?) Yes No ARE YOU FIDDLING WITH THAT VILLAIN? (There's a grave marker.) "RIPPERY BOMB." "SNOWDIN..." "HMMM... A MYSTERY." "...TOAST... TOAST..." (It's a bakery.) "ABOUT THAT..." "AS FOR ME, MY STYLE... "BLUE AND YELLOW." "ISN'T THAT JUST THE FUN ONE?" (There's no response.) (Wild roses.) "OOH!!! MY BROTHER ISN'T HERE!!! MY BROTHER JUST CALLED AND Asked If I Could Help Help With His Project." "OOH!!! I WON'T GIVE HIM ANY PROMPTIONS, BROTHER!" (Here's the address.) "Papyrus Family Est. 1894." (Seems like the printer is broken.) (It's Sans's dirty sock pile.) (There ==================== Papyrus: RALSEI Undyne: What? Papyrus: I... I mean, I'm not trying to hide it, OK!? Undyne: You can see it in my mind's eye? Papyrus: I'm SEEING EVERYTHING. Undyne: So you've been following me, huh? Well, be careful what you wish for, OK? Undyne: I'm going to be honest with you. I don't really know what's going to happen. Eventually, we're all going to go free. As long as that's what humans want. Undyne: I'm not letting you make that choice for yourself. room_fire_elevator_new Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? RAVIOLI? RAVIOLI... THE DUMPLING-TYPE PASTA. THE TREASURE CHEST OF THE CULINARY WORLD. Papyrus: YOU CAN PUT GEMS OR GOLD INSIDE. Papyrus: THE BOMB... IS... Undyne: Hey, where did that sign come from? It makes me feel... DID YOU... Take it off? What!? No way!! GUESS IT'S NOT MUCH OF A BOMB, THEN... Like I THOUGHT IT WAS. Undyne: Well, actually, it's not much of a sign anyway. room_fire_elevator_new Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1. BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR? ROTINI? THE SCREW-SHAPED PASTA. IN A PINCH, IT CAN BE USED AS A STRAW. Papyrus: IF YOU NEED TO DRINK A CUP OF SAUCE. Then why didn't you use the sink? Undyne: Wait, why use the sink? Papyrus: It's not even in use. Undyne: What? Really? Papyrus: I WAS GOING TO USE THE STRAW. Undyne: What? Really? Papyrus: I'M GONNA PASS!!! Undyne: Pass it on, Papyrus. Undyne: Hey, Papyrus. Ralsei. Papyrus: WHAT IS YOUR NAME, FRISK? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS. But Ralsei, what does "Frisk" stand for? Whoever made that sign thinks "Frisk" is special. Frisk... I mean, it's not like I'm trying to say something funny. IT'S AS SOFT AS PAPYRUS. IT'S NOT EVEN MY NAME. Undyne: Papyrus, why do I look like a freak? Papyrus: GARBAGE, HUH? Well, if you like my junk, I can trade you some for some. Undyne: Hey, what do you think I should do? Papyrus: HV!? What do I do? Undyne: I VENTURE DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES. Papyrus: OH MY GOD, WOW. Undyne: I could literally see everything... Pausing to take a photo... THEN DROPPING IT IN. Undyne: Damn, I'm just being paranoid. room_fire_wal Papyrus: THIS WAL IS WHERE MY BROTHER IS SUPPOSED TO PATROL. BUT, EVERY TIME I SHOW UP, HE'S SLACKING OFF. IT'S A GOOD THING I SPOTTED YOU FIRST! I'M SURE HE WOULD HAVE MADE A WEIRD FIRST IMPRESSION. Papyrus: IF HE'S NOT AROUND, HE WON'T COME BACK... HAVE FUN!!! room_fire_walkandbranch Papyrus: THIS BLOCK OF STATIONERY STATION... IS DYNAMITE. ====================