"Luna Greentexts: Heart Issues"
By Wiggy (https://pastebin.com/u/Wiggy)

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Created on: Wednesday 23rd of April 2014 09:37:12 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 23 of October 2020 07:16:44 PM UTC


>"Guard, please! I require assistance!"
>Upon seeing Luna, the guard clutched his chest and fell to the ground, his eyes rolling to the back of his head.
>"No! Why is this occurring!?"
>Ever since this morning, Luna had been unintentionally giving anyone that looked at her a heart attack.
>She stomped her hooves into the marble floor.
>"What is WRONG with me!?"
>"Luna?"
>That was the sound of her sister!
>Her hopes were raised!
>Surely Celestia would know what was happening!
>The moon horse spun around to face her sister.
>"Sister, I have been encountering this problem all day that-!"
>Celestia started coughing.
>She clutched her chest with a hoof.
>"Luna...what's happening to me...?"
>The white alicorn knelt down.
>"No, sister, not you too!"
>Luna rushed to her sister and tried to help her.
>She turned the sun princess onto her back and pressed onto her heart several times, in an attempt to restart it.
>Her attempts were in vain.
>Celestia lie still on the ground.
>"NOOOOO!!!" Luna cried into the heavens.

>An hour later, everyone recovered from their heart problems with ease.
>Turns out it was just a really bad case of heartburn caused by food served in the mess hall and the royal kitchen.
>But Luna was convinced she had given everyone those heart attacks because of her face.
>She and her sister lie in the lounge.
>"Luna, you can take that paper bag off. You weren't the reason everypony had heart issues."
>The lunar pony shook her head.
>"I refuse to remove this. It's better to be safe then sorry, sister."
>Celestia only sighed at her sister.