"Cadance Greentexts: Boring Hearts and Hooves"
By Wiggy (https://pastebin.com/u/Wiggy)

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Created on: Sunday 14th of February 2016 09:33:35 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 23 of October 2020 07:11:06 PM UTC


>Breakfast had been served at the Crystal Castle, and you, Cadance, and Shining Armor ate in silence.
>The pregnant, pink princess had extra food, as she was eating for two, after all.
>Today was Hearts and Hooves Day, and Cadance being the princess of love, you wondered what that meant for her.
>Was she the Cupid of this world?
>Did she hold a special event at the castle?
>Maybe she even had Shining Armor in on it.
>Well, she was right there.
"So Cadance."
>She looks up at you, still chewing her food.
"You're the princess of love, today is Hearts and Hooves Day..."
>Your hand is slightly raised, palm out, as if indicating that you're expecting her to answer.
>She just continues to stare at you.
>She did this more often as a way of being bitchy for no reason.
>Damned pregnancy hormones.
"Look, do you do anything special for the holiday since you're the princess of love?"
>"Not really. Shiny and I go out on a date, but that's usually it."
>"Speaking of, where do you want to go tonight, honey?"
>Cadance scowled in thought, her mouth somehow managing to keep her expression as she chewed.
>You decided to drop out of the conversation there.
>How boring that the princess of love herself did nothing for Hearts and Hooves.