"[FR] They've Found You" By Thy_Carpenter (https://pastebin.com/u/Thy_Carpenter) URL: https://pastebin.com/1XkQsebD Created on: Wednesday 16th of March 2016 12:29:26 AM CDT Retrieved on: Friday 30 of October 2020 12:58:22 PM UTC A/N: This was my first ever green I had written, and my first post on /mlp/, too. >Day they've found you in Equestria. >Just keep running, Anon. >You've just gotta keep running as fast as you can. "Shit!" >You duck and just narrowly dodge a low hanging Everfree branch. >"Oh Aaaanoooon~" >The voice you were outrunning wasn't too far behind, but the Everfree forest had definitely added distance between you and your pursuer. >You just didn't know for how long. >Bursting into a sudden clearing, you dig your heels into the ground, coming to a stop. >Good thing you stopped as fast as you did, because a seemingly bottomless ravine sits just a few feet away. >Wasting no time, you turn right and keep running as fast as your body can go. >Running back into the thickets of the forest, it seems your assailant has gained a little more on you. >Your foot is suddenly seized by a gnarled root, sending you sprawling to the ground and adding a burning pain to your ankle. >You get back up, but as soon as you put weight on your foot you topple over. "FUCK THAT HURTS!" >The pain subsides enough for you to realize something. "shitshitshit, I'm fucked!" >You can hear a rustling in the distance, though you're not sure if it's your Jimmies or her. "Well, might as well face it." >You slump yourself against a tree and wait for the inevitable. >You didn't have to wait long, the yellow and pink peril had closed the distance and stood a good 20 feet away. >With an unbearable lust burning in her eyes, she slowly began to approach you. >"Finally come to your senses, Anon? Are you ready to submit to my love?" "Fluttershy! Stop, I think I've rolled my ankle!" >You can see an overwhelming confidence flare up in her eyes. >"Good, now you won't have a choice but to embrace my love." >What the fuck were you thinking telling her that?! >There's about 15 feet between you and her at this point. "Shit, look out! There's a pack of Timberwolves behind you!" >It was a bluff, but it was all you could do at this point. >"The magic of love will keep us safe, Anon." >She said this calmly, as if she had a solution to anything that would stop her. >10 feet, your brain shifts into overdrive. "I-I don't want to do this h-here, I want to do it someplace special!" >"You look exhausted though. I'm sure we could sleep together here for a while and then make our journey there." >Shit, I don't have enough time to think of anything else! >5 feet separate you and a preposterous pink predicament. >She's taking her time, savoring every moment. >"Anon, I just want you to know that I love you more than you know, and I'm going to show you just that." >The distance is gone, and she lunges her mouth towards yours. >Instinctively, you clench your eyes shut. >And then... nothing. >You slowly open your eyes and see Fluttershy frozen in place. >"Your rape will happen after this ad." >Justwat.jpeg >Her eyes are out of focus, her irises spinning in a cog-like fashion. >She jerks back to life and looks at you, and the voice of a peppy retro radio announcer comes out. >"Hello there! Are you wondering how to increase your libido? How about extend your horn in 3 easy steps? Perhaps even-" "Ugh, skip ad." >"Dear Anonymous, you're related to a Nigerian prince, and he needs your help! Just simply-" "Ain't happening." >"WARNING! YOUR WAIFU HAS A VIRUS! PLEASE ENTER YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER IN THE NEXT 10 SECONDS OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET RAPED!" "Pfft, fuck that shit, It's just a popup." >Well, it seems that you should've entered your number, because you're going to have to deal with >Fucking ads