"bad poopy story 2 am edition"
By SecretMomServal (https://pastebin.com/u/SecretMomServal)

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Created on: Saturday 25th of January 2020 01:32:54 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 07:50:09 AM UTC


>Be anon
>Hear a knock at the door
>It's Apple Bloom, Jezebelle, and Cumlord, the Cum Master Corps
>Cumlord is holding a clipboard somehow
>"Hey Anon, can we have a moment of your time? We're doing a survey for school."
"Sure why not"
>You grant them entry into your house
>Apple Bloom and Cumlord sit down while jezebelle very not stealthy goes into your room
>You pretend not to notice
>Cumlord pulls a pencil from...somewhere
>"Okay, question one...what made you want to become a human?"
"I didn't really have a choice in the matter, I think.
>Cumlord nods as she writes your answer down
>She's holding the pencil upside down
>You hear a loud crash come from your room as Jezebelle yells a pony curse word
>You continue to ignore it
>Apple Bloom pulls out her own clipboard
>"Question 2, why won't you marry mah sister?"
"She broke 3 of my ribs.
>Jezebelle comes out of your room
>"Okay girls, I got all of his underwear, you can stop distracting him. "
>She's holding a comically large sack that says, "Anon's Underwear" on it.
>Apple Bloom and Cumlord and start walking towards the door.
>"Thank you for your time, Anon. We have to be going."
>They leave
>This is the 4th time this week they've stolen clothes from you
>You're running out of barrels to wear