"Where in the World is Anon?"
By SecretMomServal (https://pastebin.com/u/SecretMomServal)

URL: https://pastebin.com/xG9jpUT6
Created on: Friday 2nd of August 2019 01:31:37 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 07:50:25 AM UTC


>it's been 3 days since the disappearance of Anon
>fluttershy has nearly destroyed half of ponyville just trying to find him
>there's only one place she hasn't completely ransacked: anon's house
>as she tries to cut a hole through his door to get in, spike arrives behind her
>"fluttershy, what are you doing?"
>"go away spike i have to get into anon's house"
>"you know, he gave me a key. he wanted me to water his plants or something like that"
>"give me that key you stupid fucking dragon ass bitch wait a second if he gave you the key that means he told you where he was going where is he spike tell me tell me TELL ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE"
>"fluttershy i honestly don't know he just told me he was going on vacation. here i'll open the door just please calm down you're scaring me"
>spike opened the door and fluttershy flew in so damn fast 
>anon's house was well kept for being empty for 3 days
>fluttershy looked for any clue for where anon had disappeared to
>that's when she saw it
>a brochure to the ponyville day spa
>flutters knew where she had to go next
>she flew over to the spy faster than a speeding bullet 

>at the ponyville day spa
>"welcome back flutt-"
>fluttershy uppercutted the fuck out of Aloe
>she grabbed lotus blossom
>"WHERE IS HE TELL ME WHERE HE IS"
>"oh god oh fuck big mac is in room #3 i'm so sorry please don't tell sugar belle"
>"what no i'm looking for anon"
>"who"
>"anon, literally the only human in town"
>"OH HIM yeah he's never come in here, we don't really have any products for humans"
>"DAMNIT"
>fluttershy broke lotus' neck
>fluttershy stepped out of the spa, and took out a pony cigarette
>"the trail has gone cold.....where are you anon...."


>be spike
>go through anon's stuff because you can
>find book hidden under the floorboards under his bead
>it's titled "Comic Relief"