"The Lake Inicident"
By SecretMomServal (https://pastebin.com/u/SecretMomServal)

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Created on: Saturday 20th of October 2018 09:31:50 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 07:50:18 AM UTC


>Be Anon.
>You're taking your daily walk through Ponyville.
>As you walk past Carousel Boutique, you see the Cutie Mark Crusaders talking to each other.
"Hey there, Mr. Anon! We're gonna go to the lake and swim! Do you wanna join us?" Sweetie Belle says.
>"Thanks, girls, but no thanks. I think I might just go back home and read a book, or something lame like that."
"Oh, well that's okay! See you around, Mr. Anon!"
>As they run off towards the lake, you notice a bag on the ground.
>Upon closer inspection, you can see that it has Sweetie Belle's name on it. 
>"Oh, darn," you think to yourself. "They must of left this behind."
>You know where the lake is, so you decide to take it to them.

>Be Scootaloo.
>You and your friends get to the lake. 
>Applebloom stops and turns to you. 
"Hey, Scootaloo, where are are clothes?"
>"The swim trunks? I though you grabbed them."
"Scootaloo, ah need swim trunks to swim, you silly bungalow!
>Sweetie Belle speaks up.
"C'mon, Crusaders, we're all girls here! No need to be modest!"
>"But Sweetie Belle, what if someone sees us?"
"No one else is out here but us, silly! We'll be fine!"
>You go along with Sweetie Belle's plan and strip down to your unmentionables.
>As you get into the water, you hear something rustle in the bushes.

>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You had to get out of the house in order to get some peace and quiet, because of Spike's pubescent need to fornicate every damn thirty minutes.
>You start to head to the lake, hoping that it would be deserted.
>That's when you see something truly peculiar.
>You see the Cutie Mark Crusaders standing in the lake, wearing nothing but their underwear.
>And if that wasn't weird enough, you see Anon rise out of some bushes near the lake and yell, "Hey, girls! I have your clothes!"
>You pull out your phone and call the police.
>You knew there was something off about that Anon fellow.