"Fluttershy likes Pendulum"
By SecretMomServal (https://pastebin.com/u/SecretMomServal)

URL: https://pastebin.com/RXdpijn3
Created on: Sunday 7th of October 2018 02:54:29 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 07:50:19 AM UTC


>it's a normal day in ponyville
>you're trying to learn how to do ponynite dances to impress the kids in miss cheerilee's class
>you hear a knock on the door
>you open the door 
>there's no one there
"I heard that Pendulum is your fetish, Anon."
>you turn around in shock
>fluttershy is already in your house
>"Holy manticore nipples how do you do that Fluttershy? I know you have wings and shit but it's not natural."
"That's not important right now. What is important is that when I was going through your computer the other day, I saw a lot of Pendulum songs, illegally obtained I might add."
>"Yeah, they're alright I guess. Wait, why were you going through my com-"
"ANYWAY, I did the most rational thing and took all of the files and gave them to Vinyl Scratch, and she's gonna preform a concert in their honor, since they're not ponies like us. Look, I even had Rarity make us matching shirts.
>she reaches into a bag and pulls out a human-sized shirt with the Pendulum logo crudely drawn on it and throws it at you
>as you put it on, she pulls out a pony-sized copy of the same shirt and begins to put in on 
>"So, Fluttershy, when is this concert supposed to be anyway?
"Oh, it won't be for a while. A couple of years, maybe?"
>"Years? Why the long wait?"
"Hey, Vinyl Scratch is a busy filly. She is the only electronic artist in Equestria, after all.'
>before you question why, there's another knock on your door
>spike lets himself in without waiting for you to answer
"Anon, Twilight needs your help! Pinkie got stuck in one of her cakes again!"
>"Damnit, not again. Fluttershy, we'll talk about his later."
>you leave to help pinkie pie


>be fluttershy
>"And that dummy wonders how I can get access to his computer so easily..."
>go to anon's computer
>download a bunch of pictures of yourself onto his hard drive
>change his background to you in bed
>leave