"I play for fun"
By RainbowDashite (https://pastebin.com/u/RainbowDashite)

URL: https://pastebin.com/SXsW5pg3
Created on: Sunday 29th of May 2016 07:22:57 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 04:00:32 PM UTC


>invited to play basketball
>get the ball from an opponent, run it back to our net and score
>team is angry at me, just shrug it off
>buddy passes it to me, spike it into the ground as hard as I can
>opponent manages to catch it on the way down and score
>they're really getting made at me now
>get the ball again
>run off the court
>they're all chasing me
>throw it over the fence
>it crashes through someone's front window
>they're freaking out now
>asking what the fuck I'm doing
>smile at them
>"What's wrong, guys? I'm just playing for fun."


>me and my friends like to shoot clay pidgeons
>whenever it is my turn I aim at their heads and they freak out
>"what's your problem guys it's just a game, chill out :)"