"gets the bitches"
By RVG (https://pastebin.com/u/RVG)

URL: https://pastebin.com/uW78q3TP
Created on: Friday 11th of January 2013 10:50:55 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 10:46:01 AM UTC


Then RVG blasted NMM with his huge plasma canon of justice and it hit her dead in the face. NMM's face melted and what was left was a fuckin metal pony skull!!!! She was all like “You think you can destroy me with that little thing. RVG was scared and left without any option…..then he realized she was a fucking robit. EVERY ONE Knows Robits have a weakness, RVG used the last of his magic bean to summon FUCKIN Magnets. The he threw them at NMM and she exploded. Princes Peach came of fucking nowhere and was like, “RVG you’re amazing, I LOVE YOU. KISS ME, and let’s make babies. RVG slicked his hair back and said “sure” in the most bad boy way.