"The Dramas"
By Princess_Cadence (https://pastebin.com/u/Princess_Cadence)

URL: https://pastebin.com/uAjNNH0C
Created on: Sunday 31st of August 2014 12:38:18 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 25 of October 2020 01:37:04 AM UTC


>"OK," Nolan says, "Let's go over this one more time. Patricia, you are?"
>>"Josefina, the princess of the monarchy, who gets kidnapped by the prince of--"
>>>"Hold it!" Sophie says, cutting her off. "You don't get kidnapped! You fall madly in love!"
>>"But he's a total loser!" Patricia replies.
>>>>"A-am I really that bad?" Roman asks. "Am I going to come off as a loser to everyone on stage?"
>>>>>"Relax, Roman," Ginger says, putting a hand on his shoulder to try and calm him down.
>>>>"B-but what if the whole character is misinterpreted, and they really DO think he's a complete loser?"
>>>>>"Patricia, why did you go and say that?"
>>"Sorry! Roman, you're great as Prince Olaf. It's not your fault that he turns out to be a sex-driven--"
>>>>>"Patricia, I hate men as much as you do, but--"
>>"Pssh. Doubt it."
>>>>>"Buuut! You NEED to realize that just because historically men were pigs doesn't mean--"
>>>"Objection! Patricia holds the right to feel however she wants, isn't that right, Patricia?"
>>"Hey, Rumble! You've got a new skateboard trick to show me? Let me see!"
>Patricia then runs off with the 12 year old boy
>>>>>"Patricia!"
>>>>"Do you think we'll ever get our parts down?"
>>>>>"Not if Patricia pulls more stuff like that."
>>>"Hold it! My client has her lines memorized in full. How about you?"
>Suddenly, Tim whispers something in Nolan's ear
>"You mean right now? OK. Sorry, guys, but I've gotta bail too."
>Nolan pulls a handgun from his backpack and walks away
>Roman, upon seeing the gun, faints
>>>"Roman? Nolan! I hope you're ready to pay for his medical expenses!"
>Sophie then gets up to make a very angry phone call
>Ginger looks around the table, then frowns at herself
>>>>>"Guess I'll just read my book... alone... like I always am... Why won't boys ever touch me?"