"Thread 91: Stories 76-80"
By PrincessApplejack (https://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack)

URL: https://pastebin.com/GNvr0yZE
Created on: Sunday 24th of July 2016 07:52:39 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 25 of October 2020 07:11:20 AM UTC


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OMAKEEEESSS!
>AJ
"Spike"
'Rarity'
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>...huh.

"So, should we think something about this is off?"

'He is rather okay with his wife being kissed by a changeling.'

>Yeah, but... it's Fourty Two. Does she even have a sex drive?

"I... don't... know."

'Oh darling, all things have sex drives. All things... everything.'

>Huh... feels weird watchin' this.

"Jealous?"

'Little bit.'

"WHOA WHAT!?"

'Oh please, like you haven't thought about it.'

"Well, yeah, but I'm a guy. There's very little I haven't thought about it with."

'Same for mares, darling.'

"...Bullshit."

>Huh.

'...Sooo... get any ideas?'

>Hm? Oh, nah, don't think Ah' wanna make out with Cadence.

'I was talking about-'

>Dunno bout Forty Two.

"..."

'..'

>...What?

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Omake!
>Cadence
"Celestia"
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>So, just to double check, "The golden rule" applies to mares too, right?

"..."

>...I'm gonna say it does.

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OMAKE!
>Chitania
"Guard"
'???'
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"So, not even going to try."

>Nrm.

"Not even a little bit."

>Nrmem.

"Not even to save someone's life."

>Nrmmmm!

"...Not even for sex?"

>..........................................

"I didn't say sex with me."

>..........................................................

"...Okay, maybe I meant me-"

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'We are gathered here to put to rest, our old friend... uh.... g-guardy. Good old guardy! Yes, he was taken before his time... by a hoof... knocking his fucking head off.... goddamn it just popped like a grape.' 

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OMAKE!
>Applejack
"Twilight"
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>Sigh... Ah' wish Ah' would get these here big posts.

"So then, you want a love subplot?"

>...Well, no, don't wanna get defined that way.

"Oh, okay, so you want to get drama subplots?"

>Ah' don't like those either.

"Subplots that points out and takes you to task for your flaws and problems?"

>Probably don't like that.

"What about just... you know, subplots all about you being injured, repeatedly, in comical ways and never getting any sort of comeuppance because otherwise it's just a dickwaving contest?"

>...Don't like that at all.

"So, you want the big posts... but none of the stuff that fills the big posts."

>Can't we just go for ten dang pages about how awesome Ah' am?

"...."

>...what!?

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 >Lightning Dust
"Guard'
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>Heh heh, I got those senior Bolts good!

"Uh, miss? Are you going to help?"

>Yep, totally pantsed them what for!

"There are tiny robots."

>I'm the best, around, and nothing's ever gonna keep me down!

"They are shooting ponies. You can help. That is your job."

>And then, someday, I'm gonna be captain!

"You know, I weep for that day. Because I get the distinction you're going to be investing in flutes for days with heavy chances of fire."

>LD RULES! 

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