"Thread 74: Stories 46-52"
By PrincessApplejack (https://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack)

URL: https://pastebin.com/fy3JK7V3
Created on: Monday 11th of May 2015 04:21:12 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 25 of October 2020 07:14:57 AM UTC


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NC omake
>Celestia
"Dollestia"
~~~

>*sips tea* And you have been watching over her since before she left through the mirror?

"Mmmh hmm. Pretty much. Pass me some milk, please?"

>There we go.

"Thank you."

>And... she hasn't blamed us for anything since she returned? Not even once?

"Mmh, no. *sip*"

>...there is still hope for her...

"Are you crying, me?"

>We call it liquid pride now.

"I'll give us a moment."

>Thank you. *sniff*

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NCOmake
>Pommel
"SP"
'Haymaker'
-Lucky Strikes-
=Guards=
~Red~
<Brahmos>

>"'-=AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!=-'"

<Okay, forget what I said, this was worth it! Now let's eat us a nemesis...uhhh...>

~Grrr...~

<Shit, why are there so many armored white unicorns here!? Which one's the little bastard!?>

~Course of action.~

<Eh, let's just eat 'em all.>

~Agreed.~ 

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NC omakey
>Gryphons
"Idris"

In the middle of a timefrozen, unmoving scenery that is supposed to be Kingsmoot.

>...fuck being a Gryphon.

>At least we won't get punched out by a robot abomination.

>I gotta pee.

>I wanna go home...

>Shut up, no one likes you! 

>None of them like any of us.

>Maybe we should seek refuge in the Crystal Enpire. I heard they take in anyone. Rapists, babypunchers, wannabe dictators, thieves...

"Sigh." 

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Omoko
>Variolus
"Sunset"
'???'
~~~

"You know, there's one thing I'm wondering."

>Yeessss?

"Why did that one changeling stay in the valley so long? It must have been months."

>...Uh...

~~~~~

'...hello? Uh... I kind of hurt my wing... yeah, hurting myself doing basic stuff is just 'existing' for me most days, but this one's a problem. How... how am I supposed to get out? It's a sheer cliff, how am I supposed to... hello?... You there, creepy drone, can you fly me out?

*HISSS... WAAATCCCHHHH...*

'That's a no then.... huh... I did not think this one through...' 

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OMAKE!
>Slate
"Slate's wife"
~~~~~

>...

"...sooooo..."

>...

"...Who was that? Because I'm pretty sure he wasn't a friend of yours."

>I'm not having an affair.

"Didn't say you were! Just, you know, if you WERE and that was the reason our wall had a crack in it, I would be totally understanding."

>Good to know, but I'm not.

"..."

>...Honey...

"I JUST WANT TO WATCH! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?"

>He was a changeling!

"..."

>...

"...thatismyfetish."

>What!?

"I SAID NOTHING!" 

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OMAKE!
>32
"29"
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>BROTHER!

"ACK! NO! I AM IN HIDING MINE KIN!"

>Oh, stuff it, we're in NC. I am merely here to brag that I have bedded a mare before you!

"...Come again?"

>Yes, Sunset Shimmer too!

"The... student who got kicked out and went crazy?"

>Crazy in bed, amiright?

"...You do realize that I'm actually good at seducing, I've just not managed to bed any royals yet, right? If I wanted someone on Sunset's level, I could probably manage, but the sword of fantasy is wielded by princesses! Not commoners!"

>...

"..."

>...This shit is why everyone thinks you suck.

"Says the changeling who pretended to be a mare for months."

>...Touché.

"..."

>...I'll be your mare tonight-

"NOPE!" 

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Non-Canon Pinkie Preview
>Pinkie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT3DtC1zcW0
>Vekir and Watchdog ride a train. Twilight tries to chase Dollestia. I attempted to put myself in the spotlight and Maud is currently trying to eat the Crystal Stadium!
>Discord gets jealous of all the time that Chrysalis spends with Fluttershy. Silver Spoon's house gets robbed. The tour guide crystal pony introduces Changelings to showers. I finally get a part because Doom Pone tells us it's happening. Find out what happens next time in thread 75: Oh You Beautiful Doll...and of course Smarty Pants Fanservice!

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