"Thread 59: Stories 76-81"
By PrincessApplejack (https://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack)

URL: https://pastebin.com/q8syeZYp
Created on: Wednesday 6th of May 2015 08:38:09 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 25 of October 2020 07:17:53 AM UTC


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NC
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'...So what is deal with catbirds brother and sister-'

>I don't know, and I don't want to know.

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OMAKE!
>Chrysalis
"18"
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>Hey, I actually pulled this off! Didn't piss anybody off, saved one of my guys, didn't lose face, and I even managed to ask for help and get backup! Holy shit, I actually pulled off the impossible!

"Yeah, but I'm still the one going on the date next thread."

>....FUCK YOU!

"Save it for the harem end, honey." 

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OMAKE!
>AJ
"Twilight"
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>So... ya' pulled off a pretty cool plan, Ah' hear?

"Oh yeah! It was amazing, AJ! I got to be all intriguing and got to act and... what's wrong?"

>Nothin'.

"Applejack?"

>...WHY DIDN'T AH' GET TA' BE IN THE PLAN! Ah' could'a done somethin'! Ah'm a pretty good actor! Ah' am!

"Applejack, it was kind of a last minute thing-"

>PHOOEY!

"...Sorry?"

>HRMPH!

"...You could always ask Chrysalis-"

>AH'M A GOOD ACTOOOORRRR!

*Runs off*

"...Good thing I'M not the element of honesty there..." 

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NCOMAKE!
>Chrysalis
"SA"
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>Come oooonnnnn.

"Nope."

>Come onnnnn!

"Nooope."

>I've been a good girl, come on, give me a treat! Just a liiitttle.... everything.

"No, Chrysalis."

>ALL OF THIS WAS FOR NOTHING!

"Do you see why Eighteen got first dibs now?" 

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Non-Canon Pinkie Preview

>Pinkie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqEny2Ir_Sk
>By some miracle, Chrysalis works it out with 32 and gets set free. Vekir continues her journey to be more ambassadory and Chitania gets a hooker for restore her love reserves.
>Maude continues to have a good time eating the Crystal Empire while Shining completely forgets about her. Pennydrop creates a new droid named Peacetrotter. Screwloose has fun playing a game called "Does it hurt here?" 42 decides to spy on 18's date. Celestia makes a breakthrough in liquid cake development. Find out what happens next in thread 60: Hearts and Hooves Day is Cancelled!?!...and of course, lovely fan service!

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OMAKE!
>Chitania
"Prostitute"
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"Don't see what the big deal is honey child, we're both in similar professions!"

>WHAT!? We're nothing alike!

"Oh, so ya' don't get 'loved' for food related gain?"

>...Shut up.

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