"Thread 57: Stories 76-78"
By PrincessApplejack (https://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack)

URL: https://pastebin.com/nbvq35j8
Created on: Monday 4th of May 2015 06:08:54 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Sunday 25 of October 2020 07:18:22 AM UTC


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NC OMAKE!
>Granny Smith
"Big Mac"
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>Well, sugar cube, we got ta' have our big heartfelt moment with mah' youngin' and really come tagether as a family and show her that she'll always be loved! Yep, Ah' even got me a nice speech in there, it's amazin'

"Eeeyup."

>...Ah'm never gettin' any real screentime ever again, am Ah'?

"Nnnnnnope."

>Snickerdoodles.

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NCOMAKE!

>29
"Seigfried"
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>...

"..."

>...

"...So, can you grow a vagina?"

>I'm afraid not.

"Bummer. Was hoping for some REALLY freaky stuff."

>Oh ho ho! Freaky you wish for, is it?

*FWOOSH!*

"....is... is that a tentacle monster?"

>INDEED!

"...Meh, I'll try anything once."

>Fantastic! But unfortunately the cosmos have decreed I never get any royal ass, so this is about to cut to black.

"...Wha 

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Non-Canon Pinkie Preview

>Pinkie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BL3DuLkrtA
>The mane 6 is back together and together we're going to tackle Equestria's problems. Also my late night show got renewed for another season. Not that I'm shamelessly plugging or anything.
>Things look awkward as age restrictions are lowered to recruit more guards. Twilight remembers that Batmom is having birthing problems. Potatojack faces Blueblood. Neighpones tourists flood Equestria. Luna runs into Freddy Cougar. Find out what happens next in thread 58: At Least We Have Each Other...and of course, group fan service!

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