"Thread 100: Stories 16-30" By PrincessApplejack (https://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack) URL: https://pastebin.com/UpTrbbtj Created on: Thursday 22nd of September 2016 09:47:17 PM CDT Retrieved on: Sunday 25 of October 2020 07:09:44 AM UTC _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >DT "Past DT" ~~~~ >... ".....Aboooout... just after hearth warming?" >It bothers me so much you can tell how much time has past by how many addons Sexy has. "You could tell what day I came from in the past by how many he has." >Touche. "We know ourselves. For we are DT." >... "...Make out while they watch?" >FUCK YES _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >Celestia "Past Celestia" ~~~ "...Update me." >Shiny and me almost died and I got a new... interest. "..." >Drowning is fun. "Ah... you know, if I didn't think we'd burn the planet down-" >Yeah, me too. Just... ALL over that. "Unf." >We are sexy. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Non-Canon >Pinkie "Cadence" 'DT' [Luna] ~~~~ >Welcome to Late Night /pa/ with your host Pinkie Pie! It's during this time that content doesn't matter, and folks chill! Now for our main question...What do you mean I have too much smut!?! [It means I've been fighting your porn collection that have come to life...which was quite extensive.] >Wait all of it? Oooooh...that's a lot to fight. [That's an understatement. A vagina whale? Really?] >And sperm whales too! [Oh yes...we are aware of them. We are not only going to have to bathe here, but when we wake up too.] >Did you...happen to save any of my porn? [...Funny you should mention that...I did.] Luna levitates the head of a Pinkie sexdoll. [It was comforting to have around...so that I can do this.] Hits Pinkie in the head with it. >OW...I might have deserved that. 'You keep a sexdoll of yourself?' >Yeah, in case I was in the mood for selfcest or assisted self-masterbation. '...hmm.' "You look sticky, Auntie Luna. What's with the white sploshes?" [First of all, I'm not your aunt. Second of all, figure it out.] "...there was a glue monster?" [...you know what? Let's go with that. That's how I'm going to remember it.] _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >Chrysalis "Past Chrysalis" ~~~ "Soooo, unchanged?" >Erm... "Totally unchanged, right? No difference whatsoever between nightmare night and now?" >Ahhhh... "Except for getting the Shiny D. I got the Shiny D by now, right?" >Uhhhhh... "Yeah, I probably got the Shiny D... and no other changes at all since then!" >... "Did anything interesting happen this night? Interesting and SEXY perhaps?" >... "...What?" >Buckle up. "OH MYYYYY~!" >Sadly, no... not for that. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >29 "P29" ~~~~ >.... "...STILL not yet!?" >...n-no... "Fuck this." BLAM! >OH SHIIII _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >42 "Past 42" ~~~ "Hrmph. I assume nothing major has occurred with us, as unlike those others we are stable and thus needing no personal change or growth. At best, I assume myself and you by extension have become slightly more efficient at battle?" >...Well you're half right. "Ah. A pity, I hoped for some improvement in our fighting prowess, but I admit we are already quite the pinnacle fighting powers." >... "What?" >Cadence's tight pink bottom. "...SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN!" POW! >Oh sweet hivemind, is that what I looked like!? No wonder I didn't fool anybody! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "Past Spike" >Spike "AJ's turned into a Princess? THAT'S GREAT! I can help her out and Twilight at the same time, oooh, maybe we can even all work together to b some... super Princess Duo... and me!" >...Wow "Well, i would prefer if Rarity became a Princess herself... she'd be great! And all those jewels and gema to go alongside those, delicious!" >...Huh, I guess it did seem cool "...Well.... How did things turn out for you-... woah what is that" >...A gun "...Why do you have a.... gun?" >...Reeeeeeeeally poor life choices _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >18 "Past 18" ~~~ "...Not yet?" >HE KISSED MEEEEEE! "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" >EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! >"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >2 "Past 2" ~~~ >.... "Still awesome?" >Mah house got punched by a big monster but it's all better now. "Neat!" >And I gots a new friend! "GASP!" >Misses Spitfire hangs around now! "AH DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS BUT I LIKE IT!" >YEAH WE DO! "MARCHMALLEY BUMP!" *BUMP!* "...So is she in Shiny and Caddy's hatums?" >She doesn't wear a hat, but Mommy said she could borrow hers if she wanted to. "That makes sense- WAIT A MINUTE!" _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >Sunset "Past Sunset" ~~~ "....I have SEVERAL questions-" >GET BACK THROUGH THE PORTAL GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK YOU DON'T WANT IT YOU DON'T NEED IT IT'S NOT WORTH IT GO BACK GO BACK GOBACKGOBACKGOBACKGOBACKGOBAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKGOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAAAAACCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK! "...I get the feeling me coming home was a mistake...." >KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >Past Acty "Current Acty" ~~~~ >Soooo... does my life pick up at any point? "Well, I get a new job, but it's under a changeling." >Really? "Ugh. Don't get me wrong, I'm appreciative, it's just... all day he's riding me, he just never lets up." >Shiiiittt... "I walk home every day with numb legs, a head that won't stop hurting and the sound of his voice ringing in my brain. He's so demanding, and my ass has never hurt more!" >O-oh... crap... "Right? That's not even the worst of it. The worst of it is that JJ has to watch." >Oh no! Not that! Anything but that! "Yeah, he won't leave, so he just gets to watch the boss ride me like a mule every single day. It's really heartbreaking for him, I know, but it's not like I can leave. It's... it's just something I have to put up with." >Fuck... oh fuck... to think I fell so far... "Yeah..." >...A desk job? Really? ME!? "I KNOWWW!" >I can't think of any job more demeaning than a desk job under the heel some jerk! This is by far the worst possible job I could have taken just to get off the streets. I'd rather do anything else, ANYTHING, than this, I don't care how gross it was! "I know, I know... but hey, at least our hair looks good." >Oh... okay then. That's not so bad. "Yep. One thing this job has going for me, my hair is getting all sorts of stuff in it." >Awesome! Maybe it's not so bad after all... "...I get facials too." >Sold! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >Previous 77 "77" ~~~~ >Ahhh, this again. Past or future? "Future." >I see. Anything big happen? Nightmare night is fun, but it's been rather boring around here. "...." >...So, that's what it looks like when we smile. "...' >I don't like it. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >Chrysalis "Past Chrysalis" ~~~ >Ahhhh, my past self, I take it? "How do you know I'm not the future you?" >You do not have the air of total victory about you as I do. "Ohhh, I suppose you are right. My last recollection is nightmare Night. Tell me, my self to be, how is our plan progressing?" >Soon... soon we shall have more than we ever dreamed. More than just survival. "Oh? To what extent?" >Queens. "Ohhhh?" >Under our command. "Ohhhh~" >And the magic of the Titan. "Oooooohhhhhhh!" >The secrets of the hivemind. "OHHHH~" >And... we've totally kissed Shiny twice. "NNNGH!" >That good? "Oh... Ohhhh wow, I need a cigarette." >Ohhh yes. "..." >...But chapter seven of Knight of the Hive isn't out yet. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS NOT A FUTURE I WANT TO LIVE INNNNNNNNNNNNN!" >...i know... _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >Past Cadence "Cadence" ~~~ >Oh! Neat! Me!... What's going on in the future? "I kissed a changeling yesterday." >... "..." >... "...I liked it." >............SHINYYYYYYYYYY! GET YOUR SISTER! WE NEED TO DO A TIMEY WHIMEY THING! _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________ >Pinkie "Past Pinkie" ~~~~ >Nothing much different, actually. "SERIOUSLY!?" >Yeah, we don't do a whole lot. "OH COME ON!" >I know. I mean, we're friends with Chrysalis now, but other than that ehhhhhh? "...I don't even get another Partyland?" >I'd drop that, nobody wants to do that one again. "Awwwww. But it can be so fun!" >Bad memories, what can I say? "But flying party islands!" >Flying party islands, yeah.... sorry. "RATS!" >...Our NC talkshow is great, though. "Oh?" >Yep! Lots of cool adventures and such!... Gets kinda weird sometimes though. "Oh well... as long as I'm doing something... sooo, speaking of NC-" >Yeah, did that a LOT more. "...I don't mind." >Weirdly? Me neither. Huh. _______________________________________________________________________________________________________________