"The Magic Conch"
By PonyGone (https://pastebin.com/u/PonyGone)

URL: https://pastebin.com/bmG9D9fi
Created on: Tuesday 31st of July 2012 10:33:44 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 12:13:39 AM UTC


Day: Something, in Equestria
>You are Anonymous, follower of the magic conch.
Oh magic conch! What must I do to leave this world of talking horses?
>RD: We heard that!
>You pulled the conches string.
>"Nothing."
>RD: Are you really gonna believe-
THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN!
>You sit down.
>RD: *sigh* So your just gonna sit there... and do nothing?
>You remain silent.
>RD: This is lame...
>She sits down.
>...
>RD: Can I ask the conch something?
>You turn to her.
...
>Slowly, you pass the conch.
>RD: Oh magic conch! What must I do to make Anonymous play some hoof ball with me?
>She pulls the string with her mouth.
>"Nothing."
>She sits down next to you.
>You both wait...
>THE MAGIC CONCH!