"Pound Puppy (Shorts)"
By PonyGone (https://pastebin.com/u/PonyGone)

URL: https://pastebin.com/97QQXcz3
Created on: Wednesday 12th of September 2012 06:14:36 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 12:13:24 AM UTC


>Be pound puppy
>You watch as your friends are taken away
>You are to ugly to be adopted
>"C'mon little fella"
>You are taken into the backroom
>Are you being adopted?
>You are put on a table
>Your legs were to weak, you could not stand.
>"Im sorry..."
>Dad injects you with a needle
>You began to feel sleepy
>Maybe when you wake up, you will be in a little girls arms?
>Maybe...

>Be pound puppy
>Get adopted, and taken from friends
>Sale on dogs
>Believe you are about to go to a good home
>Its a bronies home.
>You live the rest of your life being raped while dressed as PinkiePie

>Be a pound puppy day
>"Adopt me anon, I can give the best sex"
EW, YUCK!
>End.

>Be pound puppy
>New owner is Philipino 
>END

>Be pound puppy
>Anon puts peanut butter on his own genitals
Cant... Resist... Peanut...
>You lick all that shit off
>Good End.
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