"LoL in Equestria"
By PonyGone (https://pastebin.com/u/PonyGone)

URL: https://pastebin.com/Q8AqVKZE
Created on: Tuesday 24th of April 2012 11:06:57 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 12:14:32 AM UTC


Go to LoL, Add me: PorygonL, GO team AiE! 


>Be Orianna
>Everyone thinks you are a large toy
>...
>Did anything really change?

>Be Taric
>ponies...
>You dont mind.
>Clicks with Rarity
>She be jelly of your everything
>Spike be hungry for your everything
>They both ask how you think of gems
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous, they are truly truly truly, outrageous!

>Be Leblanc
>Dwell in shadows
>ponies everywhere
>...
>Celestia takes it that you are "another human"
>She banishes you to the moon
>mimic
>You hide in the shadows
>Everyone thinks you are on the moon
>You "quest" continues...

>Be Gragas
>No Beer
>AppleJack Daniels
>Worst beverage to ever touch your toungue
>make new beer business
>Run AppleFarms out of buisness
>Drunk ponies everywhere
>Celestia is not pleased with your "doings"
>She keeps you in Canterlot
>You are to ONLY make this "beer" for her, and her only
You can take the beer from the man, but you cant take the -hiccup- the BEER FROM THE MAN!

>Be Malzahar
>The void is quite a strange place...
>You go around telling ponies you are a "god"
>You will "save" them from the "void"
>Everyone thinks your talking about Tartarus
>Celestia banishes you for "starting a rebellion"
>Tartarus
>Not as bad as void
Everything worked out- 
>Kog'maw
>Well fuck!


>Be Teemo
>Still smaller then the average pony
>Called "cute"
>Called "fuzzy"
>Ponies didnt know a yordel can breed with any species 
Captain Teemo on duty!

>Be Gentleman Cho'gath
>Clicks with Rarity
>She makes a mistake of insulting you
I'll bite your legs off!

>Be Shyvana
>These ponies cant even into dragon
>Spike
>A dragon that can speak in your tongue
>One groovy night later
>Eggs, eggs everywhere

>Be Tristana 
>Make new pony friends
>Black pony in sky
>Looks evil
>Finger trigger is itching...
Tartarus doesnt sound to bad...

>Be Lux
>Seems like your curiosity got you into another pickle...
>Garen isnt here
>...
De...Macia?
>Blue Pegasis out of nowhere
>EQUESTRIA!

>Be Kog'Maw
>How did you end up here?
>The void is quite a strange place...
>Pony friends try to be nice
>Devour town
>Sent to Tartarus
>Not as bad as the void...
Everything worked out better then expected

>Be Garen
DEMACIA!
>Blue pegasis screams
>EQUESTRIA!
DEMACIA!
>EQUESTRIA!
DEMACIA
>EQUESTRIA!

>Be Akali
>Teach the way of the ninja
>Equality
>Celestia stronger then Luna
>Attempts assassination
>MLP S2 Ep26
>Nevermind...

>Be Twisted Fate
>Ult in Equestria
>Gamble like nobody's business
>Days later
>You own all ponies
>Canterlot
>All the bits
>And two pony gods
Eh... Guess I could have done better
>I guess its the "Luck of the draw"

>Be Ziggs
>Every pony thinks your "cute"
>Pony Voices everywhere
Anyone gotta match?

>Be Amumu
Lets be friends forever!
>Nopony wants to be your friend
>Friendship really is magic...

>Be Ahri
>Seduce Stallions
>Produce bits
>Life never really changed...