"Fight to The Death"
By PonyGone (https://pastebin.com/u/PonyGone)

URL: https://pastebin.com/nR4eTMed
Created on: Friday 13th of April 2012 06:38:55 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 12:14:52 AM UTC


>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>BOZZLES
>You both were just playing checkers...
>THEN BOOMSHAKALAKA!
>RAPE
>RAPE EVERYWHERE
>RAPE TILL DEATH
>End


>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Venterus
Hey, feeling the...
>Venterus stands over your almost dead body.
>The tip of his blade rests on your neck
[spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler]?
>He drives the sword into your neck.
>"For the late queen, Chrysalis..."

>Be PonyGone
>Arrive in Equestria
>Another human is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>PonyGone
Feeling the LOVE!
>Other PonyGone reveals self as a changeling
>Spend the rest of your life in a changeling hive being milked for your massive stores of LOVE
-Vhatug

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>DoubleOctave
You know... 
>The clouds above began to spread. 
>Light beaming down from the heavens...
>DoubleOctave was crying... you couldn't understand a thing he was saying...
>Not because he was crying, but because you were blacking out...
See ya later... buddy.


>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>CropTool
*coughs up blood*
Thanks... for remembering me...

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Persnak
Live, and let die... I always thought it was a stupid phrase to...

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>colgateman
>He takes out a toothbrush
>Each hair, like a razor 
>shoves it into ponygones mouth
>"BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH!!!"

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Bizzles
>The smell of sea-salt was in the air.
Hey... 
>Bizzles turns to you.
pls.


>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>StolenTurtle
>/mlp/ board restarts
>We were never fighting to begin with...

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>IntoTheVoid
>shit is getting real
>/b/ raids /mlp/
>we both lose...
Bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Ajax
Nonviolence is the first article of my faith. It is also the last article of my creed. - Mahatma Gandhi 

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>OverloardAnon
>The taste of death is upon my lips.  I feel something that is not of this earth. -Mozart 

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>r00tb33r
Hurry up, you Hoosier bastard, I could kill ten anons while you're fooling around!

>The shock of arriving in Equestria gave you a heart attack, and now you have a condition.
>Fluttershy's house burnt down, leaving 40% of her body burned.
>Rarity lost her hearing during a tragic sewing machine malfunction.
>Pinkie Pie lost her hind legs to diabetes.
>Apple Jack went blind in a farming accident.
>Twilight lost her front legs when one of her experiments went awry.
>Rainbow Dash is a lesbian.
>You all go to school together.
>Today was a bad day.
-Brainhorn

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Phlegm
I know you've come to kill me. Shoot, you are only going to kill a man
-Che Guevara, revolutionary

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>NaziAnon
>Apparently I was not "master race"

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>krivilin
>Krivilin pulls out Ocarina
>La Biondina in Gondoleta...
Good end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>lurker parking
If we do meet again, why, we shall smile; If not, why then, this parting was well made.
- Brutus, William Shakespeare 

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>JewnocerousRex
>No wonder I died...
>YOUR A [spoiler]dinosaur[/spoiler]

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Anone Moose
Hunting season approaches...

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Mandroid
>You tryed to pull a knife on him
>He karate chops you
>Knife stabs own head
>falls on knife, in head
Bad End

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Breaker
>Burning white temporal rift
>Ending start of all start enders ending.

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>OneTripPony
>He cuts the rope and an anvil falls on you
>You dont die, but have a horrible bruise on your head...
Good End?

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Gale
Its good to know... The one who killed me... was a man of... AWESOMENESS
>Who's awesome? You're awesome!
>I still die though...

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Ghostkid
Who ya gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS!
>Not Ghost buster
>Bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>BettySpaghetti 
You and your "Twilight" will burn in hell! DEATH TO ALL PONIES-
>Gets stabbed in throat

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>tvox
You Asshole!

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Twisted1230
>Ward-Romano Syndrome!! 
>Bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>AnonAirman
>He begins to scream
>Aortic Regurgitation...
>bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Tyko
>He was your friend...
>Heart Broken!
>bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>De Shizz
>Muffins got in caught in your heart somehow...
>Bad End?

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>jffry890 
>His Dilated Cardiomyopathy cuts him off
>He still kills you
>bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Anone Moose
>Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy... damn...
>Bad end all over

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Azathoth
>he tries his best to stand
>Myocardial Infarction over comes him
>bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>DJ-Anonn
>He doesnt go for the final blow...
>HEART OF GOLD
>Good End

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>gadget
>He Strikes quickly
>Not quick enough
>Cardiovascular disease's got to him
>bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Brainhorn
>he creeps up
>Cardiac Arrhythmia...
>Takes him down... hard
>bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Changeling Queen
I am content to die for what I believe in... so cut off my head, and make me a martyr. The ponies will always remember...
>"No... they will forget"
>She transforms into PonyGone
>Bad End

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Minto
>He comes at you
>Heat failure!
>you both die
>bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Navarone 
>He comes at you
>Heart Burn!
>You both die 
>bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
> FAGGOTRY INCORPORATED, LLC
>He comes at you
>HEART ATTACK!
>you both die
>bad end

Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
what is your name?
>De Shizz 
Oni-chan, that doesnt go there ~ uuh!

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Azathoth 
Azathoth, I want you to take... my ponies...
*its gen 3*
>"NNOOOOOOOOOO!!"

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>TakeTwentyTwo
Your going to fit in just right around here...

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>MisterTibbs
>You walk up to him
>He is with the mane 6 
>You raise up your hand and point
Bang

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Light every where
>Anon walks up to you
>Whispers into your ear
I am kira 
>FUUUUUUUUUUU-

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>HeshieokFasla
Thank you... maybe now... I can sleep in piece

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Deadbeat
>Suddenly, a portal to Tartarus opens
>Pushes him inside
>Equestria was a little brighter that day.

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>"it" removes its mask
>Molestia
>"Anon, do like banana's?"

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Thunder
Well... this was "shocking" 

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>TheScooter
Do not torture me so... kill me now!

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>PaleNarrator
If this will help you in your quest... take my life.

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
what is your name?
>Apocryphal
Both our blood is red... but both our ideals seem to be... misguided.

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
what is your name?
>Bastinator 
Looks like you really did deserve that parking spot!

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
what is your name?
>Briham
And may the gods be ever in your favor

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
what is your name?
>Duke of Derpy
>Suddenly a temporal rift opens and we are both transported back to earth
>Bad end

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
what is your name?
>Tsarroman
If only... we met in a different stage...

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
what is your name?
>ViolinAnon
>Your blade, the bow... my body, your violin... Continue to play in forte, while my screams die to a piano...

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
what is your name?
>LeatherPleather
To bad we never became friends...

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
what is your name?
> KKaizer
You best be believing in AiE threads... your in one!

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
what is your name?
>Turns out it was mane six in a human disguise made by rarity
>beaten by a bunch of ponies... 

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon(s) is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name(s)
>ALL THE ANONS
Fucking leroy Jenkins never works out like you want it to.

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Vhatug
Um... *squee*

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>ChurchWarden
I thought you were dead?!
>apparently not

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Brainhorn
My God is an awesome god... 

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Rune
life well spent, it is a good day to die.

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>jffry890
Nope.jpeg

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Tyko
>Well FUCK, no wonder I lost.

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Sherm
>Imokaywiththis.jpg

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>leucine
>You can beat me anytime~
>Wink~

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Aether
Its been an honor, gentlecolt

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Bettyspaghetti
I DONT EVEN

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Wuten
You may not have known... but I am a big f...fa...nnnn- *dead*

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Unamazing_Writefag...
>Themfeels.avi

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>GhostKid
>Your a ghost, how did I lose? :(
>There were no deaths that day, only two anons, and a bunch of ponies

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>RT
>Why the hell would I pick a fight with him?! 
>Anon dies before fight begins

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Gadget
>You must be some Warlock! yes, I read your story

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Miro
>You Nazi, cheating-
>stabbed in the throat with a butterfly knife
>it was a fist fight

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Sorcanon
>OhSweetCelestia.mov

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Fillydelphian
>Stay gold FillyD. Stay gol-

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>lolpuuchu
Sorry... about no Screwball... but hey...
>pulls out pokeball
Here... is my pikachu...
*dead*

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
>Forge
>Well, what the hell? What the actual hell?! why would you pick a fight with him?! He'd kill you!

>Arrive in Equestria
>Another anon is there
>battle to death
>You lose
What is your name?
MisterElGuapo
>He goes in for the final blow
>The world explodes
>Bad End