"AiE:1 Wrecked! (Ash in Equestria)"
By PonyGone (https://pastebin.com/u/PonyGone)

URL: https://pastebin.com/vfJpRftX
Created on: Tuesday 17th of April 2012 06:59:44 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 12:15:00 AM UTC


>Your name... is Ash ketchum
>This... is the last time you will ever lose! 
>This is the final round in the Pokemon league! 
Ash: PIKACHU NOOO!!
>You lost
>He swept your entire team!
>...
Ash:Come on Pikachu... lets go home...
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>Home
>it has been a few months since then
>you never had a pokemon battle since... That time...
>All you have been doing is sitting in your room
>Your mother calls you down
>You ignore her
>She says its from the professor
>what could he want?
>Another one of my pokemon evolved?
>Another one "ran-away"
>Another....
>League!
>You run down the stairs
>Your mother was waiting with a smile
>You answer the phone immediately
Ash:Hello? Professor?! 
>"Hello? ASH my boy! How has it been? I never heard from you since... well thats not important right now. What IS important is that you pack your bags and get ready for your next adventure!"
>Your heart dropped
>ANOTHER adventure?
>what, this will be your... 7th? 8th?
>You wanted to decline...
>How much more can a ten year-old boy take?
>You were about to decline... but...
>"In the region you are going to, has a BRAND NEW Facility! Meaning...
>you drop the phone to prepare your bags
>You knew what this meant
>"Meaning... new pokemon."

>You see the professor standing near a helicopter
>and gary... that dick
>You almost forgave him... for everything he did to you
>until he opened his mouth
>"hey pip squeek! heard you lost on the final round! HA! If I were you, I would have used BETTER pokemon!"
>You wanted to... with all your might... beat the living-
>Oak:"Ash! Why it is so good to see you! This is your helicopter to the new region!"
>The helicopter was "brand-new"
>You entered with Gary
>it didnt need a pilot, so only you two had the helicopter
>it was alot more "roomy" then you thought.
>"Good-Bye son! Make sure to clean your back! AND WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR! AND EAT YOUR VEGESTABLE!"
>You couldnt hear anything past that
>It was you... and him... for another 10 hours...

>You look out the window
>the clouds were in arms reach
>something blue flashed for a moment in the clouds
>You could have sworn you saw an altaria!
>but... doesn't it have a blue mane?
>this one... had a rainbow.
>You didnt think about it to much
>Gary was aleep
>two bags of chips, 5 poffins, and some warm moomoo milk later, you were out like a light
>You dreamed of your "new" pokemon
>A fire type?
>A water type?
>A grass type?
>You began to dream of a ponyta instead...It wasnt ablaze, and it was happily jumping through the meadows. picking pink flowers, while singing happy tunes.
ASH:WHAT THE HELL?!
>You are awake
>what kind of dream was that?!
>Gary was immediately in your face
>Gary:"Nightmares?! HA! You baby! What were you dreaming about? Ponyta's running in the meadows?!
>You were
>your face couldnt hide it though...
>Gary:"You were! WERENT YOU! HAHAHA! OH!"
>The helicopter began to shake
>Gary:"What did you do now Ketchum?"
>What the hell, WHAT THE ACUTAL HELL?!
>You were asleep this ENTIRE time!

>The Helicopter's violent jerking sent Gary flying to his seat
>He began to sweat bullets
>Gary:"Geeze Ketchum, bad weather... huh?"
>That pussy!
>Ash Ketchum doesnt afraid of anything!
Ash: Gary I-
>The lights shot out
>The violent jerking got worse
>Gary:Now look what your did!
Ash:WHAT?! I didnt do anything!
>Gary:Well!
>You both stop yelling
>A loud sound came from the back
>the back of the helicopter was ablaze
>Gary quickly rushed to the front
>He didnt know how to operate a helicopter
>he began to push random buttons
>The fire was spreading
>fast

>The helicopter made a loud explosion 
>You could not hear gary yelling
>nor the buttons that were beeping
>You could see the night sky, from the whole in the back of the helicopter
>You can smell a fire, kind of like the one on a charizards tail
>The Helicopter began to descend
>spinning out
>You began to go light headed.
>Gary was shouting something, then jumped out of the helicopter
>You just sat there in a daze
>your entire life flashed before your eyes
>Your failures of winning ANY league...
>Your friends that you let down...
>And most importantly...
Ash:Misty...