"A Brighter Shade of Black [Requested from Vhatug]" By PonyGone (https://pastebin.com/u/PonyGone) URL: https://pastebin.com/mFE1NXMf Created on: Friday 15th of June 2012 07:03:46 PM CDT Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 12:13:58 AM UTC >The nights silence was broken by a roar from the princess. >"I CALLED THIS MEETING ON BEHALF OF ALL HUMANS AND HUMAN KIND!" >The two hooded ponies in front of Princess Luna began to stomp. >"WAIT! Where is sister PinkiePie?" >The two hooded ponies looked around and gave a "LOL, I DUNNO" gesture. >The Princess sighs. >"We can't begin with out her." >The two hooded ponies DE-robed themselves... >"Fluttershy, Lyra, begin a search for sister PinkiePie." >Lyra salutes and gallops away. >Fluttershy gives a nervous salute and begins to fly out the window. >Luna walks towards the window. >"Oneday... I'll have my own...*sigh* human." >The banner above read "The Humanity Club." >Decorations was hung around, and a poster of a human was on the wall. >Well... you were the ONLY human in a Equestria, so of course it was of you! >The decorations seemed to be falling... >"Nooo!" >Princess Luna flies up and tries to stop the decorations from falling. >Only to get her wing caught in in one of the hanging streamers. >It pulled, and all the streamers that were hanging fell. >The nails came out of the wall and into the punch. >Luna flies her fastest to get to the bowl to empty it. >The streamers attached to her back was caught on a record player >Luna flies even harder, trying to get free. >The record player flings across the room and Luna into the bowl of punch. >You are Anon, helping PinkiePie and Inky with the rock farm. >Its rock season, whatever that means. >"So... All humans look like *you*?" Yup! Well... no, not exactly. >PinkiePie was inside, preparing to leave. >You remained outside, with Inkie... >She was a bit reserved and spoke softly. >She kind of reminds you of Fluttershy, except Inkie doesn't look like she would be all that into animals. >You can see Inkie struggling with a large rock. >Being the cool guy you were, you help her out in moving it. >Your chest was against her back, and you pushed. >You couldn't see her face, but you can tell she was blushing. >When the large rock was put where it was supposed to be, Inkie ran to the other side of. Um... Inkie? >You tryed to peak around the rock, only making her dart to the other side. >... >Being the clever anon you were, you climbed on the top of it. >She didn't notice >You look down and see her with a small smile and a blush. >It looks kind of odd, considering her coat color. Hey, Inkie. >She looks up in shock You don't need to hide something so pretty. >Her blush spread to her entire face. >She kind of looked like PinkiePie now... Yeah... You can see it. >"I've... Gotta go." >She runs back into the house. >Moments later she walks back outside with a bag. >"Hey Anon... I have to go to Canterlot in my sisters place in a party... And... I was wondering..." Sure! >You bow Anything, for a mare as beautiful as you. >She blushes again >Cant get enough of it... >PinkiePie was busy busy helping her family and catching up. >You finish moving the rocks around, and begin to make your way to Canterlot with Inkie. >You are now Fluttershy >Where could that party animal gone off to this time? >She isnt in Ponyville, thats for sure... >You fly up to a nearby Stallion. >He was dressed to party, A gag in his mouth, chains on his saddle, and glowsticks around his neck and hooves. >Or... thats how you *think* ponies party here in Canterlot... Um... Excuse me sir... >"WHOOO! FILLY! YOU WANNA GOOD TIME?!" >You don't like this guy I am trying to look for a places ponies party... >"IMMA PARTY ALL IN ONE! WHOOOO!!! COME WITH ME FILLY, I'LL GET YA TO A PARTY!" >You thought to yourself. I...Have no choice... This stallion might know where PinkiePie will be. >You follow him blindly >He just continued to shout in the night. >"WHOOOO!!! YOLO!" >... >You are now Lyra Sister PinkiePie... She likes... parties? Not much to work with, but it will have to do. >Suddenly you stop... >You hear a beautiful sound in the distance. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZn_VBgkPNY&feature=related It... couldn't be. >It was. >As you turned the corner you see Octavia, playing her cello, with the moon in the backround. >The Scene was just so perfect. >The sound of her deep cello made those butterflies in your tummy multiply. I... You... >Octavia's eye's remained closed >Tonight was her opening night! >She was to preform this very piece... but... >Why is she out here? >Practicing? >It didn't matter, you were getting your *own* personal show! >If only you had brought... ANYTHING for her to sign! >Oh man, if only Bonbon was here! >Her piece was coming to an end... >You had to say SOMETHING... >BUT WHAT?! >You are now Princess Luna >You had JUST ruined an entire party... >In about... ten seconds flat. >What were you to do? >You looked at your punch soaked mane. Ohhh... >You begin to squeeze it out. >Your mane acted so much like a sponge its not even funny. >Where is everyone? >You hope that they dont return anytime soon... >You use your almighty alicorn powers to bend the space in the room... >Darkness filled the room and it seemed like the night sky, but in blanket form >... >It got worse. >The tables were warped and and the wood on the floor was cracking. OHMYGOSHNO!OHMYGOSHNO!OHMYGOSHNO!OHMYGOSHNO!NOOOO! >You cant leave it up to magic anymore... >You try to collect the cups that was scattered everywhere. >Yeah... thats good. >Maybe if you- >ALL THE CUPS HAVE HOLES IN THEM NOW >Double Face hoof. This is going to be a problem. >You are Anon >And... Are you lost? >No, cant be. Inkie knows where to- >"Anon, where are we?" >... >You took the map off her saddle >Why do ponies have saddles? Who rides them? >Anyway... It looks like we are... >You cant read pony. >Inkie begins to laugh a little. >It was cute, so you laughed with her. >"Now..." >She takes the map away from you. >"Aw, here we are! We just need to follow this road, and make a right at the Haiku, Teashop. >Her hair was covering her face, which kind of bugged you. >Why did you want to see her face so badly?! >Her dark her was pushed back with a flick, and her grey face was now visible once more. >Feeling the [spoiler]LOVE[/spoiler] >Why did this mare make you feel this way... Like... a weightless feel. >"Come on Anon, this way." Coming! >You are Fluttershy >You are following a crazy stallion... to a "Night club." >The lights are bright... >And the music is a little to loud... >"WOOOAH!" >And him... >You couldnt stand one more minute of him... >The best thing to do was leave. I really need to start looking for my friend PinkiePie... >"Come on! ONE MORE DRINK!" >... >You took the beverage and downed it. Now if you'll excu- >The room began to spin. >"Come on, lets go find another joint!" >She was OBVIOUSLY not at this, "party." >The stallion begins to scream as you leave the "party". >Oh sweet Celestia you hope that this night doesnt drag on like this. >You are Lyra >Octavia had just finished playing her amazing song. >Now is your time to get your *very own* autograph of Octavia! >You reach into your bag and pull out a pen and paper. Now's my chance! >You make your way towards her, then suddenly ponies come charging out of the Haiku, tea shop nearby! >NOOOO!! >They crowd Octavia, blocking any chance to get near. >You begin to shove your way to the front. Excuse me, Pardon me! >Something grabs you by the tail and drags you out of the crowd. HEY! What gives?! >You try to resist, but the force was strong with this one. >Final out of the crowd, you turn to see who pulled you out. >It was a some strong stallion, in a suit. >"Ma'am, Im going to ask you for your name and some sort of identification." WHAT?! WHY?! >"You have been- HEY!" >You didn't want to give this guy jack! >But, being the well built type, he was gaining on you! >You turn to see how far away her was from you >He is a hair away! >WAAAAAM! >You are The Princess... >... >This party/meeting is TOTALLY ruined. >Maybe if you just- >All the chairs are now alive. >One of the chairs begins to claw at the door BAD CHAIR! >You give it a good smack Listen, all of you. LISTEN! >The chairs stop WE NEED THIS PLACE CLEANED SPOTLESS! IF THOU HAST NOT BE CLEANING, THEN TO THE "DUMP" YOU SHALL GO! >The chairs were terrified >The all made a salute and began to clean >You wipe the sweat on your forehead. >This was good. >Or was it? >The chairs posses no fingers and are not doing the "best" they can do. >You shine your horn over them. >... >They began to grow! THIS SHALL SPEED UP THE- >The chairs growth does not stop. >They break through the ceiling. >The chairs begin to walk off >GREAT! >No Chairs... >You are Anonymous. >It seems like something hit you. >You turn to see a mare with a lyre as a cutie mark. >VERY interesting... >You get on your knee Excuse me, but why are you in a hurry miss? >She gazes into your eyes >"A...Human..." >There was a large stallion behind her. Excuse me, but why were you pursuing this lovely mare? >The large stallion approaches you, sending you up to your feet. >You cant fight this guy on your knees, after all. >"That mare was spying on Miss Octavia!" >You look to the mare. She doesn't look like she doing anything wrong. >You pet her on the head. >"Well, that doesn't excuse her from a FREE show!" >He comes charging in >Inkie see's this. >"ANON!" >You are Fluttershy >This stallion is crazy >You hate the situation your in right now... >"Hey Yellow fellow, never caught your name." Its Fluttershy... >"HAHA! Alright Fluttershy! Lets go look for your friend PinkiePie!" >Wait... what?! >Did this stallion REALLY not even TRY to you look?! >You were so angry you could just... just... Please. >He began to laugh again >"I know a place, I am assuming this PinkiePie pony doesn't hang out in crazy parties like we just went to." >Well, you hope not! I... I dont think so. >"FoSho." What? >"Follow me, Flutters." >You sigh. >When are you gonna find PinkiePie? >You are Anon, again. >A stallion, about a foot or so shorter then you, is charging. >Being the most alpha anon ever, you sidestep him. >He was caught off guard, giving you an opportunity to strike him behind the head. >"What? GUAAAH!" >He falls to the floor. >Inkie watches, amazed. >You lift the hooves of the Lyre Unicorn. I hope you werent hurt. >You gaze deeply into her eyes. >"No... I...Hands...I..." >The mare was in shock. >Its not like its everyday you get to meet the one and only, human, Anonymous. >Inkie runs up to you and the greenish colored pony. >Clearly she is jelly! >You peripheral's see all. >You let go of the greenish color pony and make your way towards Inkie >"Anon! Who was-" Nothing... >You get up and turn to the Greenish colored pony. Stay out of trouble ya hear? And good luck with the Lyre! >Like you said, your peripheral's see all. >She was... happy... waving her hooves around in a silly fashion. >You are Fluttershy >You are also surprised in this Stallion! >You and him are in a tea shop, sipping green tea. Um... >"This is my favorite part..." >The stallion gets out of his chair. >A jazz band was playing. >He began to stomp with a few other ponies. >The atmosphere was very warm, with the dim lights and cool beats. >No sign of PinkiePie... >You get out of your seat. >Its been hours. >Princess Luna is probably worried SICK! >You sigh. Im sorry, but I've gotta go now... >The stallion waves. >"Catcha later, Fluttershy." >He goes back to his music. >You let out a huge sigh. Guess I should just- >Thump >Oh no! You hit somep0ny! >You cant look at this pony in the eyes... your neck feels like it is broken... >You make a quick dash for the Humanity Club. >DEAR CELESTIA, that was emarrasing... >You are Anon. >Hm? Something just hit you in the leg. >A yellow pony with a pink mane. >She didnt even bother to look up, she just dashed away. >"Hey... Anon." Yeah? >"I think that was... one of Pinkie's friends." She kind of reminded me of Fluttershy... but I couldnt tell, with her hair over her face like that and all. >You give a shrug and continued on with Inkie. >You pass the tea shop and make it to a medium sized building. >There was a sign on the front that read: Humanity Club. >Interesting. >You knock 3 times and wait for an answer. >"Anon, what is the Humanity Club? And why is my older sister in it?" >That question caught you off guard. >Why was she in it? >You kneel down. I believe that the humanity club is a club... >You had to think of something... anything... A, uh... FANCLUB! >She looks at you puzzled >"Fanclub?" >SHIT! Yeah, um... to humans! >Please dont ask another question. Please dont ask another question. Please dont ask another question. >"Hmmm... Okay then." >She looks back to the door >Damn that was close. >You are Princess Luna. >And by Celestia's beard, damn it all to Tartarus and back, somep0ny is at the door. >What are you going to do?! >The room is a wreck! >Wait... it could be Fluttershy or Lyra. >You look out the peeking hole. >Its... A HUMAN! >OHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSHOHMYGOSH! >What do you do now?!?!??! >A REAL LIFE HUMAN IS AT THE DOOR! >You turn around in excitement, only to have your heart crushed. >The room is still a disaster! >Another knock is heard. >Oh no... >You dont want to be rude! >You run to open the door, covered in sweat. H-Hello? >"Hello, Princess Luna" The human bows, "My name is-" Anonymous! [insert own height and weight here] and spends most of his night writing! >I think you came onto him a little strong. >He does look like you caught him off guard with the information you presented him. >"Yes... and we are here for the Humanity Club, taking the place for PinkiePie." >Taking... the place?! This was supposed to be a sacred club, made for- >Buck it. Im sorry, Anonymous, but... I believe I have to cancel the club today. >"W-W-WHAT?!" >You are Anonymous >You are pretty pissed that the club was cancelled, but hey! You got to spend/ show off to Inkie. >Inkie looked down and began to laugh. >Princess Luna joined her. >You were truly puzzled. >"Come on Anon, lets get back to the farm." Inkie happily gestured. >It was dark out, the sun was going to come up anytime now. >How irresponsible of you to keep a filly out this late! >You say your "good-byes" and made your way back to the farm. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IqzQ2ymrCk&feature=related >The trip back to the farm was easy, and slow. >When you left the city, things were calm. >You and Inkie remained silent. >THe sun began to come up. >Inkie's walking patterns were turning into a stumble. Hey, Inkie. I can carry you, if you want. >Inkie smiles and accepts. >"Hey Anon..." Yeah? >She pushes her face into your chest. >"Thanks." >She was clearly blushing. No problem Inkie. >The farm was in view, and the morning sun was never brighter.