"Changeling Family Snippet 1" By Pogoman122 (https://pastebin.com/u/Pogoman122) URL: https://pastebin.com/A81vNZuS Created on: Saturday 7th of November 2015 01:11:21 PM CDT Retrieved on: Sunday 25 of October 2020 10:27:24 AM UTC >You are Anonymous >Not the best name your parents could have given you, but it was better than something like 'Cameron' or 'Jimmy' >Anyways, you are Anonymous >...And you fucked a Changeling >Don't get all shocked and pissed off by it, Changelings are just like ponies in bed >They bite a bit more... >But that's not the point >You fucked a Changeling, and the Changeling had a kid >You two argued about it for ages before she left, and dumped the kid on you >Now, it wasn't just a normal human baby, nor was it a bug pony foal >Nope. It was like a satyr creature, with its lower half being a Changeling's hind legs >She can stand up and walk just as any normal person could, but it didn't stop her from being a bit awkward around ponies >So here you were, a 39 year old Anon with a 17 year old half-human half-changeling teenage daughter >Not that you minded >You loved the girl to death >She could be a bit rebellious sometimes, and commonly sulked about not having a mother >But Kylee was a good bug-human daughter, and cared about you dearly >She often berated you for drinking too much when she came back form her friend's house... >"Daddy! You need to stop drinking that stuff, your liver's gonna go out any day now if you keep at it!" >You grumbled and took another sip of the apple cider in hand "Nah... I'll be o-kay. Don't you worry none." >Kylee plucked the nearly empty bottle out of your uncoordinated hand and stuck it in one of her leg holes >You sat in your recliner, dozing off for a second before realizing that your bottle was literally gone from your hand "Hey... Wait a minute... Kylee? Where'd my drink go?" >The satyr whistled as she walked away, the bottle still stuck in her leg hole rattling as glass clacked with chitin >You grumbled and leaned back in your chair, annoyed by the disappearance of your favourite drink