"Short? - Plone deciding to retry writing" By Plonefag (https://pastebin.com/u/Plonefag) URL: https://pastebin.com/zSFrgje0 Created on: Saturday 22nd of November 2014 01:32:22 AM CDT Retrieved on: Sunday 25 of October 2020 11:07:55 AM UTC >You pull yourself out from underneath the APC and sigh "Transmission's shot in this thing Crossbar, It needs to be taken apart and rebuilt." >A light green stallion walks up behind you and peeks under the armored vehicle >"Damn... What the hell do those drivers do to these things? This is the third time this month that they've destroyed a tranny." >You make a mental note to ease up on the throttle when you and the recruits go joy riding "I really don't know." >"Well... I got my work cutout for me, Why don't you checkout early? I don't think your C.O will mind since you managed to get those Privates sorted." "I don't know Cross... Last time I left you here alone I came back to find half the shop in disaster and the other half was well on it's way to becoming one." >He grins at you >"Yeah... Sorry about that, someone let a very angry KC-97 with a clogged fuel line in here." >You cringe "In that case I'm glad the building is still standing." >"Yeah, Anyway see you later Anon." "You too Cross." >Hanging up your tool belt you head home >You open your door to the dark house and toss your stuff on the ground >It's smells like gun smoke and oil from Bllitz doing maintenance and firing practice "You home!?" >Nothing >You shrug and plant your ass in your chair and flip open the news paper >First article "New cross breed of a plane pony and a moth pony" >You stop reading right there and flick on the TV >Newsie is reporting on stock prices and shit >Nothing too intres- >You hear a bang upstairs followed by cussing >Rolling your eyes you head upstairs to find Blitz rubbing her newly dented wing while inspecting yet another dent in the window frame >She noticed you opening the door >"Y-You're already home?" "Cross told me to pack it in early." >She's trying and failing to hide something behind her back "What's that?" >"Nothing." "Really?" >"Yup." >Rolling your eyes again you give up >If Blitz is one thing it's stubborn >Sighing you turn around and head to your room >It may only be 7PM but work was hard today and catching a goodnight's sleep would be nice once and a while