"CYOA With Anon and Blitz" By Plonefag (https://pastebin.com/u/Plonefag) URL: https://pastebin.com/uGBsvjby Created on: Wednesday 28th of May 2014 10:08:29 PM CDT Retrieved on: Sunday 25 of October 2020 11:08:07 AM UTC >It's been a long day at work and you're wiped >Walking in your house you notice something's off "Hello?" >Nothing "Blitz you home?" >Still nothing >You grab the bat out of your closet and look around the room >You're in the entrance >There are 3 places you could check out >Living Room >Bathroom >Hallway WAT DO? -Look in the Bathroom >You walk in to the bathroom because the mystical voice of god told you to >Looking around you notice a slight mess of what looks like oil >Blitz was here this morning doing her thing but where is she now? >Looking around you see... ->A drawn shower curtain ->A medicine cabinet WAT DO? -Pull back shower curtain >You grab the Shower curtain with your bat at the ready >Pulling it back quickly reveals a tub full of party favors "What the...." >You look inside to find a couple of 1oz bottles of booze and oil >You put the bag down and continue looking around - >Door back to entrance - >Medicine cabinet WATDO -Open Cabinet >You open the cabinet and are showered with pill bottles and tooth brushes >How did you get this much shit inside that little cabinet >Digging through the pile of bottles you find a sticky written by Blitz >It's a reminder to call her friends yesterday "Strange..." >With the bathroom explored you go back to the entrance - >Door to living room - >Door to hallway WATDO -Living Room >You walk into the living room to find paper hanging from the ceiling >It's colorful paper >Looking on the coffee table you see a small white box >On the other side of the room you see more bags full of stuff >The biggest thing you see is the front window shattered on the floor and a baseball sized hole in your wall - >Investigate hole - >Check out box - >Look in bags WATDO -Check out the box >You walk over to the box and inspect it >You see the sugar cube corner logo on the side >Opening the box you see a cake with the words Happ- (illegible) "Cake. what was going on here before I got home?" >You look back at the other two things in the room ->Hole in wall ->Bags WATDO -Check the bags >You go over to investigate the bags >Picking one up one of the bags to see what is inside >It has a gift signed to Blitz >Memory error. Rebooting task... >It's Blitz's birthday! "Oh fuck... Blitz is going to kill me." >You put the bag down and look around ->Hallway ->Hole in wall WATDO -Stick dick in wall >You walk over to the wall and get a great idea >You pull down your pants brandishing your dick and drive it into the hole like a spear >You immediately regret your decision as you feel hot metal wire and burnt drywall cover your member >Pain. You are Pain. Everything you know is Pain. >You yank your burnt dick out of the hole to see what made this hellish device >Looks like a fast moving object >A bullet. and a large one at that punched through the wall >You look back to the window and follow the trajectory back to the street >There's a large casing on the ground "What the fuck happened here?" -> Hallway >You head to the hallway and come across 3 door ->Your room ->Blitz's room ->Office WATDO -Blitz's Room >You walk into Blitz's room with your bat at the ready >It's a bit of a mess with spare and better painted parts laying everywhere >You trip on a can of oil that's laying on the ground >+1 Agility, -1 Perception "Ow..." >Hauling your ass off the floor you look around ->Bed+Under the Bed ->Old parts bin ->Closet WATDO -Look at and under the bed >You make your way through the mess that is her room so you can check out the bed >You made it to the bed (LEVELUP) >Looking at it like a weirdo you determine that, this is in fact her bed >Looking under the bed you find a whole bunch of stuff up to and including dirty magazines "Taking these...." >You stuff the mags into you back pocket for safe keeping >You also find a gold chalice with a cross on it >You throw that piece of worthless metal out the window and watch it sink into the mud >That's all the worthwhile stuff ->Old parts bin ->Closet ->Door to hallway WATDO -Closet >You walk over to the closet and look at the poster covered doors >It's plastered with Wonderbolts and mares in... "Interesting" poses >Shrugging you pull the doors open and take a lo- >You get buried in a landslide of spare wings, 30mm shells, gunpowder jars and reloading equipment >Feeling a rather heavy piece of brass hit your leg you cringe in pain >That's going to leave a nice bruise later... >You pull yourself from the pile and look it over "Looks like a bunch of cra-" >You spot a small box in the pile and grab it "What's thi-" >Opening the box you see assortment of "Adult" toys and throw it on the ground "GAHH!" >You stare at your hands like they are the filthiest thing on the planet >Looking around desperately for something to clean your hands with you spot a small vial on the ground "Hand sanitize!" >You grab the bottle and squeeze the strawberry smelling goop on your hands >You rub it in for about 3 minutes and start to notice it's not going away "What the hell?" >It hits you like a truck >That bottle came from Blitz's "Toy" box >You just spread lube all over your hands "..." ->Door to Hallway ->Old parts bin WATDO -Parts bin >You start sifting your way to the parts bin when you hear a noise in the hall >It sounded like a choked sob >You look between the parts bin and the door unable to choose which one is more important ->Check out that noise ->Ignore it and search the Bin WATDO -Check out that noise >You decide the Parts bin isn't worth your time and quietly hussel to the door >With your bat at the.... Bottom of a pile of reloading parts you open the door slowly >It's clear in the hall so you step out "That noise had to come from somewhere..." >You look at your two options it had to come from your room or the closet in the hall >Looking between the two you choose ->Closet ->Your room WATDO >Deciding you should check out your room first you walk over to the door >You put your ear against the door to see if you can hear anything >It seems quiet enough so you push the door open and take a look inside >It's empty like every room around it but there are places to search ->Closet ->Bed ->Master bathroom WATDO >You go into the Master bathroom and peer around >It's just as you left it this morning >You turn around to leave as you notice the sink is wet >Someone was in here not to long ago >You walk over to your tub and pull back to shower curtains >Empty. "Huh..." >You go back to your room and look about ->Bed ->Closet WATDO >You examine your bed for clues of where Blitz could have gone >You made your bed this morning before you left >Something touched your bed as well "Hello? anyone here?" >You wait for a reply but nothing happ- >"A-anon... is t-that you?" >You look under the bed to find Blitz curled up and shaking slightly "Blitz are you oka-" >You get tackled by a scared pony and squeezed as she hugs you >You lay on the ground holding her as she trembles in your grip crying "Shhhhh... It's okay Blitz, I'm here." ...