"Mario Kart Wishlist - WIP"
By NudeBeach (https://pastebin.com/u/NudeBeach)

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Created on: Wednesday 2nd of August 2017 03:50:17 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 03:54:26 PM UTC


ASSUME ALL CHARACTERS WILL NOT BE DAMAGED BY THEIR OWN SPECIAL ITEMS UNLESS IT SAYS OTHERWISE

1. Mario - Red Fireball - Rapidly fires projectiles that bounce along the ground. Time-limited.

2. Luigi - Green Fireball - A spread shot projectile that bounces along the ground.

3. Bowser - Giant Spike Shell - A gigantic green shell that bounces off of walls and pierces racers and other items.

4. Peach - Perry - Peach points Perry towards the front of the kart, and suddenly gains speed, damaging anyone who collides with the front of her kart. At the end of this, Perry fires an energy blast forward which travels at that same boosted speed, and the move ends.

5. Daisy - Sky Pop - Daisy's kart turns into the Sky Pop for a limited time. It flies a few inches above the ground, neatly letting her avoid (non-special) bananas, shells, and other such items. This also lets her get ridiculous air off of ramps and other jumps, and prevents off-road penalties. Lasts a pretty long time; offers no defense against airborne hazards.

6. Yoshi - Tongue - Yoshi extends his tongue as far as it will go, and spins in a circle (counter-clockwise by default, though he'll switch to clockwise if an enemy racer is on his right). An enemy hit by this travels along the tongue towards Yoshi - when they reach him, they are ejected behind him as an egg, which cannot move. Eggification only lasts a moment or two.

7. Donkey Kong - Golden Banana - DK drops a huge banana behind him, which splits into three medium-sized bananas when hit. These further split into two small bananas when hit. Can also be thrown in front of him.

8. Diddy Kong - Peanut Bag -Diddy begins eating peanuts from the bag, dropping discarded shells behind him and to either side as he goes. These shells cause minor spinouts when enemies collide with them.

9. Toad - Super Shroom - A golden shroom that, the first time you trigger it, makes Toad invincible for a second or so - though not the kind of invincible that lets him hurt other drivers.

10. Toadette - Tutorial Shroom - Works as a basic mushroom, except that, when triggered, all enemies have their screen temporarily obscured by unhelpful tutorial messages ("Win by going fast!" "Use the controller to control your character!" etc.).

11. King Boo - Boo Barrage

12. Rosalina - Starbit - Rosalina lets the star bit float off into the sky. The area in front of the racer ahead of Rosalina (or just a short distance in front of her if she's in 1st) will be pelted with raining star bits for a short while. Note that the affected area does not move - the rain starts a few feet in front of Rosalina/the next racer AND STAYS IN THAT EXACT SPOT. If this move is unbalanced, it can be adjusted via patching by making it affect a wider or narrower region, as needed.

13. Nabbit - Grab Bag - Nabbit reaches into the bag, and the game scans enemy racers for (non-special) items - whoever has the most valuable one loses it, and Nabbit gains it.

14. Wario - Garlic - Wario eats the garlic, and enters into a fugue state. He hops behind his kart and continually does his shoulder tackle attack into the rear bumper, pushing it along at a high speed while shouting. Wario is immune to most things while doing this, and enemies he collides with are violently bumped out of the way (but not stunned or anything).

15. Waluigi - Bootleg - Waluigi gains three random normal items - but each one has cracks superimposed onto the model. They are all diminished in some capacity. Shells gained through this lack range. Bananas will vanish after a short time. Mushrooms give him a less impressive speed boost.

16. Iggy - Chain Chomp - Iggy's kart is pulled down the track by a large chain chomp (though not DD large) for a short time. This is effectively an autopilot with a small speed boost and a frontal shield (since the chomp is invincible and hurts enemies on contact). Note that Iggy is still vulnerable to attacks from above and behind while this is active.

17. Lemmy - Bouncy Ball - Lemmy fires a ball that acts like a green shell, bouncing off walls and moving quickly, except that it lasts for an extremely long time, and goes right through enemies.

18. Roy - Bill Blaster
19. Wendy - Rings - For a short time, Wendy hula hoops in an energy ring while periodically shooting out similar rings as projectiles. These projectile rings move slowly and bounce off of walls.
20. Ludwig - Conductor's Baton
21. Larry - Minion Whistle
22. Morton - Hammer
23. Paratroopa - Feather
24. King K. Rool - Krown Kannon
25. Kalypso - Steel drums of deceit
26. Kass - Bubble Gum Kandy
27. Dixie Kong - One-Up Balloon - A red balloon with Dixie's face on it is suddenly attached to her kart. The next time Dixie would have been hurt by an item or hazard, the balloon vanishes and Dixie does not get stunned, spin out, or lose speed.
28. Tiny Kong - Mini-Monkey
29. Lanky Kong - Crystal Coconut
30. Cranky Kong - Cane
31. Donkey Kong Jr. - Barrel - A projectile that rolls along the ground. If it hits the enemy, they enter the barrel, which carries them into the closest wall/edge before breaking open and resetting their speed.
32. Tatanga - Pagosu
33. Wart - Phanto
34. Mona - Pizza
35. Goombella - Tattle Log
36. Shy Guy - Autobomb - Shy Guy hoists the main gun of an Autobomb above his head. For a short time it will automatically shoot fireballs at any enemy racer who gets within a certain distance of Shy Guy.
37. Vivian - Fiery Jinx
38. Birdo - Eggs
39. Popple - Loot Bag
40. Admiral Bobbery - Bomb Squad - Three miniature bob-ombs sit on top of Bobbery's head. The next three times he is damaged, one explodes, damaging everyone near him. He is immune to the explosion.
41. Prince Dreambert - Dream Stone - Prince Dreambert vanishes in a thought cloud, and the racer in front of him suddenly has a similar thought cloud appear above their head. Dreambeart leaps out of this second cloud at full speed.
42. E. Gadd - Poltergust 5000
43. Fawful - Vacuum Helmet
44. Bowser Jr. - Magic Paintbrush
45. Lakilester - Spiny Surge
46. Pauline - Mini-Mario
47. Burt the Bashful - Pants Net
48. Prince Froggy - Super Ribbit
49. Petey Pirahna - Goop Shot
50. Dr. Crygor - Confusion Potion

DLC
51. Koopa Troopa - Triple Shell
52. Gooper Blooper - Ink Shot
53. Geno - Geno Flash - Geno fires a homing shot at the next racer. On contact, this racer gets a countdown of a few seconds over their head. When this reaches zero, they are struck by a powerful laser from the sky, which causes blue shell-tier spinout. 
54. Mallow - Thunderstorm - As Geno Flash, but it causes only minor spinout, but also has an aoe which hits anyone (except Mallow) near the affected driver.
55. Smithy - Smith's Hammer
56. Rawk Hawk - Champion Belt - Rawk Hawk hops into the air, and rams the nearest enemy in front of him at a high speed. Does not work if he is in first, or if there is no one within a certain range of him.
57. Kylie Koopa - Camera Flash!
58. Princess Shroob - Vim Juice
59. Elder Princess Shroob - Cobalt Star
60. Toadsworth - Toad Staff
61. Krusha - Grenade Launcher
62. Ms. Mowz - Mowz Whip
63. Broque Monsieur - Broggy
64. Kammy Koopa - Magic Wand
65. Prince Haru - Kibidango
66. Bogmire - Shadow Bogmire
67. Vincent Van Gore - Grunt Ghosts
68. Madame Clairvoya - Crystal Ball - Madame Clairvoya can see the contents of all items boxes before she picks them up; goes away after getting one more item.
69. Belome - S'crow Funk
70. Croco - Weird Mushroom - A minor speed boost that lasts for an unusually long time. Croco can even come to a complete stop without losing it.
71. Sir Grodus - Clock Scepter
72. Captain Syrup - Anchor
73. Jimmy T. - Disco Ball
74. Orbulon - Ray Gun
75. Lady Bow - Fright Mask
76. Ashley - Magic Staff
77. Rudy the Clown - Spike Fists - Rudy's spiked fists fly off of his body and begin to orbit his kart. Each about as big as a shell, and on contact with an enemy, they cause blue shell-tier damage.
78. Squitter the Spider - Something webby
79. Count Bleck - Dark Prognosticus
80. Dimentio - Chaos Heart
81. Sponge - Minus World - The sky turns monochrome, and for a short time, all other karts slow down as if they were underwater.
82. Cortez - Ghost Arms
83. Culex - Four Crystals