"Captain Moneybags Smash"
By NudeBeach (https://pastebin.com/u/NudeBeach)

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Created on: Saturday 6th of October 2018 01:03:43 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 03:54:08 PM UTC


Up B: Fundraise
A pillar of $100 bills appears underneath Loserboy and propel him upwards. The pillar deals moderate damage and knockback to enemies, and Stinky himself does an upwards double-kick when he stops ascending that does likewise. Causes helplessness.

Neutral B: Painvestments
The foolish fool whose movelist this is rubs his thumb and forefinger together. A gold coin appears in a puff of smoke directly in front of him.
Press and hold:
The coin begins to orbit him slowly and he returns to a normal playable state. Up to six coins can orbit him at once. The coins deal very minor damage to enemies on contact, but cause only flinching, and disappear after dealing hit, or being hit themselves . They slow but do not stop enemy projectiles that hit them, and have no other affect on enemy attacks.
Press and release:
He stops that, and snaps his fingers into a finger gun, pointing forward. The coin summoned just now shoots forward at a modest speed, and any orbiting coins fly outwards at a medium-high speed. Coins launched deal modest damage and knockback.

Side B: Market Crasher
This dumb nigga you're playin as lifts up-forward (mostly up) a short distance before smashing down-forward at a high speed. Quick and deals good damage on contact, but can't be stopped once it starts until he hits the ground. However, you can hit B again to do another quick up-forward burst, but this only works twice. While moving, the moron I'm writing about leaves a colored line behind him that ends up resembling a line graph plotting profitability (the color is his current team color). If this hits an enemy, a quick bit of text displaying financial terms like "Bear Market", "Rapidly Losing Value", or "Hostile Buyout" appears near them, and they take high damage and knockback.

Down B: Bond Breaker
Dumbo tries to grab an enemy in front of him. If he succeeds, he begins flipping forward so rapidly that he and the enemy appear to form a circle, which has a random real-world coin superimposed on it. This lasts for a few seconds, during which you can steer Mr. Woodenshoes in any direction freely, ignoring gravity and knocking away other enemies who touch him. When those seconds are up, the enemy is thrown a small, fixed distance in whatever direction you are currently moving, receiving moderate damage.

Final Smash: Cashtastrophe
Another Insulting Name poses, becoming invincible, as the camera zooms on him. He looks smug, and passes a hand in front of his face, and a monocle appears over his eye. Normal play resumes, and a series of burlap sacks with $ on them start flying into him from offscreen, dealing modest damage and moderate knockback to any enemy they hit. These sacks pierce enemies, and ignore terrain and attacks. They also end up moving enemies hit towards Captain Moneysags, which is exactly where he wants them to be.