"Son of Incontinent Anon - It's Rio's fault, I swear."
By MisterElGuapo (https://pastebin.com/u/MisterElGuapo)

URL: https://pastebin.com/canCCZqa
Created on: Saturday 14th of June 2014 07:22:53 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 07:42:46 AM UTC


>Day 6,584.39 in Equestria
>Just another human, doing human things
>Time to run in to town. Your parents asked you to pick up some stuff from the market for dinner.
>You, Anon, the son of a human also called Anon, and a pony.
>How the fuck does that work anyhow?
>You just hope you don't run in to...
>"HEY ANON!"
>Damnit.
>Silver Spoon.
"What the fuck do you want?"
>That bitch was always messing with you and your friends.
>You'd think a mare her age would be over calling ponies "blank flanks" or whatever.
>Joke's on her, humans don't get cutie marks!
>"I want to buy that necklace over there, gimmie your money!"
Fuck you, I ain't giving you my money!
>Dude, you got cherries to buy.
>"I said gimmie your money NOW!"
>Oh, you have something to give her.
>You turn your back to her, bend over and drop your pants.
>"A-Anon...what are you doing?"
I WILL SHOW YOU THE SACRED ART OF MY PEOPLE!
>You void your bowels!
>A concentrated stream of unadulterated power flies from your dark void, pancaking Silver Slutbag to the ground.
>She croaks under the mound of shit as you pull your pants up, her voice weak.
>"A-Anon, why...I always...I always lov..."
>A yellow streak flies like a laser, hungrily landing over the prone mare and licking her clean
>"I am so proud of you, my son!"
Moooooooooooom....
>Fucking Fluttershy...