"Short 1."
By LondonCalling (https://pastebin.com/u/LondonCalling)

URL: https://pastebin.com/N8RLU0Vc
Created on: Thursday 22nd of March 2012 07:21:09 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Monday 26 of October 2020 04:24:25 AM UTC


>emerge from anti-rape basement.
>walk to library.
>twilight says Hi.
>only-one in library.
>mumble something back.
>scoot behind shelves.
>hours later approach counter.
>ask how much 'generic horse anime 42' is.
>twilight, 'about tree fiddy'
>only two bits in sweaty hand.
>just before alpha haggle mode activates twilight adds
>'plus tip.'
>alpha.exe has stopped running
>feel damp spot in pants.
>look down
>not urine, but spaghetti sauce
>twilight looks at you oddly.
>curl up on floor, burst into treats.
>pinky pops in, takes the treats.
>gives them to fluttershy.
>as she eats the treats you think
>goddammit fluttershy! vore is not my fetish!
>too late. stomach acid dissolves your pasta ass.

>fucking library.