"You Can Get Away With Anything If you Try Hard Enough 2"
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Created on: Sunday 31st of December 2017 10:17:25 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 01:14:11 AM UTC


>Be Twilight
>A few weeks had passed since you had taken Anon to the world on the other side of the mirror
>It seemed like your green friend had liked the world enough that he would want to start a life there
>While you were sad to see him leave, you were happy for him
>And it wasn't like he was in Yakyakistan or anything
>Just a quick hop through the portal and you could visit him anytime you wanted
>So, after having a bit of a talk with him, you had taken the liberty of getting things ready
>Anon's meager belongings were packed, you gave him some bits, Pinkie had a small farewell party for him
>Not many ponies were too sorry to see him go
>Not that you expected them to, nor did Anon for that matter
>You might have sniffled a bit when you dropped him off at Sunset's though
>Anon, being the big softie he was, had hugged you until you felt better
>He had also done what you asked and wrote to you every day in the notebook that you gave him
>The human seemed to be settling in well from what he had wrote to you
>He was looking for a job
>The girls were treating him well, and he and Sunset's lizard had gotten along
>But, despite all of those assurances, you were still worried about him
>So, since you had a pretty clear schedule, you had decided to take a trip to the hyoo-man land
>Your friends on the other side of the mirror had been thrilled that you were coming back
>Gathering all of them up, you all went to Sunset's apartment, intent on surprising her and Anon and taking a trip to get something to eat
>It's be nice, fun, and you'd be able to check up on Anon without seeming pushy
>So, with that in mind, you all found yourselves standing in front of Sunset's apartment, just about to knock on her door
>"So do we really have to go to that pizza place?" Rainbow asked with look of distaste

>"Yeah, we gotta go ta the pizza place," Applejack replied, giving her slightly dirty shirt a brush down. "I'm sick o' goin' ta that burger place, and the diner's closed fer the next couple days. Now quit yer bellyachin'."
>Dash grumbled, crossing her arms
>You all ignored her, each of you doing what you needed to to look presentable
"Alright, let's see how they're doing, girls," you said
>Puffing out your chest a bit, you gave Sunset's door knock
>There was a pause
>Seconds ticked by until you heard the door being unlocked
>A moment later, the knob was turned and the door was opened revealing Sunset
>A haggered, messy-haired, droopy-eyed Sunset
>...
>What?
>Your greeting died in your throat as you stared at your friend, who looked at you all with blood shot eyes
>"Hey girls," she said, throwing the door fully open before spinning around and making her way back into her apartment
>You and the other girls looked at each other before quickly following her
>"Sunset, are you alright, darling? You're looking a little... burnt out," Rarity said as Sunset let you all to her couch
>"Am I fine? No," Sunset said, sitting down and putting her head in her hands. "I'm not fucking fine at all."
>You quickly sat next to her, concerned for your sis
"What's wrong, Sunset?" you asked, placing your hand on her leg. "Did something happen? Is Anon alright?"
>Sunset flinched at Anon's name
>"Anon's fine, he's great, he's..."
>She let out a groan, looking up at all of you with desperate eyes
>"He's driving me out of my fucking mind! I know that he's not like guys around here but I swear to Celestia he's fucking asking for it! The way he just talks and walks around and, and..."
>She gritted her teeth, reaching out to strangle some unseeable thing
You watched as your friend deflated, sinking into her couch
>"I'm about to lose it girls. I'm doing my best but I swear to the princesses I'm going to rape that fucking man if he keeps up with his bullshit."
>All of you twitched
>Rape?!

>"Whatcha mean, Sunset?" Pinkie asked, looking as horrified as the rest of you. "Why would you--"
>You waited for Pinkie to finish her thought
>And waited...
>And waited...
>After what must have been a minute, you looked over to see what was wrong with her
>Pinkie was ramrod stiff, her eyes the size of dinner plates with a blush that was creeping down her neck
>Frowning, you followed her gaze
>There, making his way toward Sunset's small kitchen, completely butt naked and dripping, was Anon
>...
"ANON!" you shouted, a blush exploding across your face
>All of the other girls except Pinkie and Sunset jumped, jerking their heads toward you then toward Anon
>Anon himself perked up
>"Twi! Oh, hey girls!" he said, turning around and giving you all an eyeful. "How's it going?"
"How's it going? You're NAKED!" you blurted out
>Anon nodded
>"Yeah. I just got outta the shower and I wanted to get some juice," he said, placing his hands on his hips
>Rarity sucked air through her teeth
>You could see Rainbow trying her best to pull out her phone, and Applejack trying her best to stop her
>The other Twilight and poor Fluttershy were out like lights, leaning against each other with
>"So whatcha all doing here?" Anon continued, seemingly oblivious to your reactions. "Are we going somewhere or something?"
>"P-P-P-Pizza," you heard Pinkie mumble, not tearing her gaze away from his groin
>Anon smiled
>"I could go for some pizza," he said, opening up the fridge door and grabbing a carton of orange juice. "Hey, why don't we just call that place down the street, Sunset? Then we all can just stay in and watch a movie or something."
>Of course, no one replied to him, though he didn't seem to mind as he kicked the fridge closed and made his way toward the bedroom Sunset had given him
>"Let me get dressed and we can get it all figured out," he said
>He took two steps and stopped
>A frown came to his face as he let out a hum

>"Hey, do you girls think I can get us the pizza for free if I flash the pizza girl?"
>He looked down at himself, giving his hips a wiggle
>With a triumphant shout, Rainbow pulled out her phone and pointed it at Anon, only for a red-faced Applejack to smack it out of her hand
>"Yeah... I probably could get away with that," he said with a slow nod
>He looked back at all of you
>"I'll stay in the buff then. You girls go ahead and call whoever. I think I'll play with Ray for a bit."
>With that, Anon disappeared out of sight
>As one, all of you let out the breaths that you didn't know you were holding
>"What the sam hell...?" Applejack muttered
>"He's like that all the time," Sunset said with a whimper. "He just walks around naked, and he'll hit on me, and..."
>She ran her fingers frantically through her hair, looking at the ground
>"I thought that this was gonna be awesome to have a guy like this around, you know? But he's... he's too fucking lewd!"
>She gritted her teeth
>"Every day I'm ready to bust an ovary!"
>Pinkie mumbled something incoherently, though you swore you could hear, "please sit on my face," somewhere in all of the mess
>"Did... did you ask him to put some clothes on, dear?" Rarity said, tugging on her collar
>"How can I ask him to do anything when his cock is always in my fucking face?!" Sunset snapped, shaking. "All bouncy and nice and..."
>Grabbing a pillow, she pressed her face into it and screamed
>...
>Maybe you needed Anon to stay at someone else's house for a little bit...