"Socks"
By LaPsbin (https://pastebin.com/u/LaPsbin)

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Created on: Sunday 28th of April 2019 09:08:05 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 01:12:41 AM UTC


"This is dumb."
>You looked down at yourself, down at your feet more specifically
>You wore socks
>Fluffy, long socks that went all the way up to the thigh
>They were relatively comfortable
>Not something you'd walk around in all day, but definitely pajama worthy
>You lifted a leg, examining the socks for several seconds
>Your gaze then wandered over toward the girls in the room
>All of them were staring at you wide-eyed
>Twilight had a nose bleed, and Applejack at her hat partially covering her head
>You were pretty sure Fluttershy was out cold, and Pinkie was blushing so hard that her entire face was cherry red
>You frowned
"I get Sunset--she's a weird horse thing-- but this is a thing with you guys too?"
>"Ab-sol-ultely," Rainbow said with a nod. "Now clap them cheeks for us, sexy."
"Hey, anymore of that I'm tossing you out of here," you said, pointing at the suspect lesbian. "But really though, they're just socks. Everyone in this room wears socks everyday."
>"T-They're different kinds of socks," Twilight stuttered
>"I have to agree with Twilight, darling. Those are... more intimate," Rarity said, her gaze glued to your groin
>To get the best look possible of your socks, you had gone out in just your undies, rolling them up to so the leg bits weren't showing
>You hear Pinkie mumble something about ball bras as you began to pace the room
"And it's just the socks then?"
>"It's not JUST the socks, but they're a big part of it," Rarity said
"...Really?"
>"Yes."
"Socks are sexual here?"
>"They can be. Especially when they're flaunted like you're doing now."
"They're just socks though!"
>"And our breasts are just breast but you seem to enjoy staring at them all the same."
"That... is different."
>Rarity raised an eyebrow
>She leaned forward, using her biceps to push her tits together
>Of course you looked at them
>You weren't made of fucking stone
>Slowly, Sunset leaned forward, falling off the couch and onto the floor, out cold
>You took a deep breath

>And immediately exhaled as Rainbow pulled out her phone and snapped a picture of you
>"Nice..."
>Man...
>Fuck this weird world and it's dumb sock-fetish bullshit