"Royal Stud"
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Created on: Friday 10th of April 2020 09:09:12 PM CDT
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>All mares are horny buggers, but none take the cake like Cadence
>The alicorn's libido is beyond legend
>She's not only a goddess of love, but of sex and lust
>She might as well be in constant heat times ten
>Her lovely wife, Gleaming, does her best to help
>The unicorn is one of the fittest and most striking creatures in Equestria, but even she needs to rest
>Both mares had tried bringing in stallions to help, even a gryphon or two, but it usually turned out terribly
>Most meant well, but honestly they couldn't keep up
>Many would leave within the week, some almost running out the door
>That was where you came in
>Due to your biological nature and durability--especially after some training--you were the prime candidate in a stud program
>A bit of a pre-tribal term, and sorta crude even to you, but it was a pretty sweet gig
>Hours were kinda long, but it had a pension, and those sweet, sweet benefits, as well as a lot of holidays off
>Kinda like a mailman, but with fucking
>A lot of rights groups got pissy when they found out about the whole thing
>Apparently, this was a super demeaning job that took stallions' right back five hundred years
>But, honestly, you really didn't give a shit
>When not "seen to", Cadence could be pretty miserable, so making sure she was clear-minded and happy was not only gratifying but it was important for the state and government
>The princess couldn't rule to her utmost ability if she was dripping like a facet everywhere she went
>You weren't gonna lie, the first few weeks were rough
>Cadence needed seen to multiple times a day, and throughout the night
>Nothing was helped by the fact that you gave off pheromones which the alicorn seemed particularly susceptible to
>But, with Gleaming's coaching and some zeeb potions, you got used to it
>Even enjoyed it
>Your favorite part of the job was waking up sandwiched between the two in the mornings
>The least favorite was walking into Cadence huffing your underwear
>She did it all the time

~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

>Be Gleaming Shield
>Lady-Consort of your lovely wife, and Commander of Equestria's armed forces
>Today was a big day
>Honestly, you were pretty nervous
>Today was Anon's--your hyoo-man chum and fellow HyperSpace HyperWars enthusiast--test
>A couple months ago, he had been let go from his job as a secretary
>Apparently, his boss got a bit too hoofsie and got her muzzle broken for her troubles
>He had come to your local game shop complaining about it
>That job had been hard enough to get, he had said
>You could sorta understand that
>Not many places liked hiring creatures without a cutiemark, especially in the empire
>This was doubly true if they were male
>It was during turn three on your 4k Flam Helms vs Slugoid battle--you kicked his flank by the way--when you brought up studding
>There was a lot of work for a colt in that business, especially amongst the nobility
>It was honest work, good pay
>If you wanted, you could do a lot of traveling too
>That and a whole bunch of screwing
>Sweet Celestia, if the tables were turned and you could go around banging good-looking colts pre-married Gleaming would have done it in a heartbeat
>The issue was that most wanted actual stallions, not a green giant that wore socks in public
>But you had a suggestion for that as well
>The issue was that the job would be... harder than what a normal stud would have to do
>By harder you mean a lot harder
>By that you mean it had a hundred percent turnover rate
>Royal Stud for the Imperial Throne
>Nopony but you could withstand the sexual onslaught that was Cadence
>You were a randy rascal, but she was something else entirely
>Like dead of heat horny pretty much every second of everyday
>You were drowning in so much pink puss your tongue had abs
>You needed help; you weren't too proud to admit it
>You loved Cadence with all of your heart, but you wanted to get more than three hours of sleep at night
>Just once
>Anon was confused and hesitant at the offer

>Bucker called you a cuck
>Thankfully, among your many, many talents was the art of the sell
>You managed to convince him to at least try it out
>It might have taken buying him a box of Alpha Slugs and a Eviscerator to get him totally on board but you did it
>The hyoo-man was pretty fit, but he needed to get certain rutting muscles trained
>He had a scent about him as well
>You remember your lil sis saying something about him producing a lot of pheromones
>Like a lot, a lot
>He had to use special shampoo and soap so he wouldn't make mares' tails flag when he walked outside
>Him forgetting to shower one morning might have been why his old boss acted like she did...
>You had him stop using it
>Maybe that would help him out?
>There was also a diet overhaul
>More fruits, nuts, vitamins, stuff like that
>He took to the training well, and before you knew it you brought the idea to your wife
>She had no issue with it, and scheduled a "test"
>Aka a rut-fest of the highest order
>Cadence liked to put the colts through the ringer
>Better to scare them away before any paperwork was signed
>And she didn't pull any punches either
>The filly went buckwild
>Some cases, stallions ran out of your bedroom screaming
>But you believed in Nonners
>You trained the bucker yourself after all
>...Still, you couldn't help but feel just a teeny bit of doubt
>Cadence was Cadence after all, and your wife was a fuck-machine
>It had been a few hours since you had given Anon a pat on the butt and pushed him into your bedroom
>It was time to check up on the two to see how things went
>The castle hallways were pretty quiet
>A servant or guard would pass buy with a hello
>You'd stop and chat every so often, or tear into one of your guard about their messy uniform
>All of it to delay the inevitable
>But, eventually, you found yourself in the royal wing of the castle
>There were two guards on either side of the door

>They were day shift, so they had been here since you had left Anon
>Both looked bewildered as they stood there, which had you concerned
"Report. How are things going?" you asked
>Both mares saluted
>"They just stopped," one of them said
>...
>Wat?
"Excuse you?"
>"They, um, just stopped, your highness," the other said, looking at the door like it was about to bite her.
>"There have been brief pauses, your highness, but they were on and off until around ten minutes ago," the first guard told you
>You cocked your head to the side, brow furrowing
>It had been hours
>HOURS
>You and Cadence had had marathons, but even during a test she wouldn't make it an all day affair
>There was usually no need...
"Alrighty then... Return to your post, ladies. I'm going in."
>Both mares saluted, stepping away from the door while eyeing it cautiously
>Opening the door, you were immediately hit with a wave of sex
>Musk, sweat, the sweet scent of your wife's cum
>It was so strong it made one of the guard's cough
>Okay...
>Good so far...
>You poked your head into the bedroom
>Your bed was trashed
>There were pillows, sheets, and clothes everywhere
>Lying in the middle of it was Anon and your wife
>The naked human was splayed out, back propped up on some pillows
>Cadence was between his legs, dick draped over her face as she licked his balls
>As closed the bedroom door behind you and made your way toward them, you saw both were covered in frothy sweat
>Cadence's tail was still flagged, allowing you to see thick, white cum slowly oozing from her marehood
>Her wings were giving off little jerks and twitches like they always did after a really good lay
>Anon looked pretty okay, all things considered
>You could see a pile of empty water bottles next to the bed, but he wasn't dead, or in pain, at least from what you could see
>He did look a bit tired, petting your wife as she cleaned his groin
>His dick had foam on it as well

>A thick, cummy mess that your wife was cleaning with a gusto
>Anon looked up as you approached
>Cadence didn't seem to notice, lost in her own little world
>You couldn't blame her
>Anon's scent was already making your tail flag, and his dick was on par with some of the bigger toys you had underneath the bed
>Made sense though; he was twice your size...
"Soooo... how did it go?" you asked
>You looked at Anon, then at Cadence, stopping at the edge of the bed
>Anon just nodded
>Cadence hummed, sucking one of his balls into her mouth
>Anon grunted, his half-hard cock spurting a bit of cum onto her mane, which had your wife wiggling
>It was the I'm-almost-ready-to-fuck-again wiggle
>You leaned forward, eyes narrowed
>Cadence had little hearts in her pupils
>A sign that he passed if you've ever seen one
>You pumped a hoof into the air
"Buck yeah!"
>Now you could actually get some bucking sleep!
>And with Anon living here you both could nerd out all day
>Win-bucking-win as far as you were concerned
"Hey, you two mind if I join? I wanna see if those hands are as good as I think they are..."

~_~_~_~_~_~_~

>Be Gleaming
>It was a pretty crappy day today
>An all day hike out in the tundra to toughen up the new recruits
>A pack of Yeti ambushed the group
>Nothing you couldn't handle, but one mare got a pretty nasty bite, and needed to be carried back
>You were half-frozen, tired, and hungry as you made your way toward your royal bedroom, barely acknowledging the guards at your door as you made your way into the room
>There, you saw something that put a smile on your face
>Cadence and Anon were in your bed
>The hyoo-man was fast asleep
>Your wife had her hooves wrapped around him and his head placed against her furry chest
>It was cute, and would have been wholesome, if not for the fact that she was stroking his cock with the tips of her wings
>There was a strict no pants rule in this bedroom, and Cadence took full advantage of it
>How she hadn't woken him up yet was beyond you--Anon was a pretty light sleeper--but that was Cadence for you
>Seeing you, she smiled, waving a hoof
>You slogged over, kicking off your horseshoes and pulling off your armor
>Usually, you'd toss it all into a heap, but this time you made sure to be as quiet as possible
>Anon might not have been a bear, but you knew now to suddenly wake up predators
>"So, how was training?" your wife asked as you
"Crappy. How was your day?"
>"Good," she said with a nod. "There were some meetings, the Gryphon queen and king are visiting next week."
>Buck
>You hated those turd burglars
>Cadence giggled as you made a face, dipping her muzzle down to nuzzle the human's head
>He shifted his body slightly
>You watched as his cock twitched, sending a spurt of pre onto your bed
"He's leaking all over your wings," you pointed out
>"I know. Whatever you've been feeding him is working VERY well," your wife replied. "We've gone ten rounds today and he's still rearing to go."
>You whistled
"Sweet harmony. Are you sure you got anything done?"
>Cadence snorted, sticking her tongue out at you

>Teasing aside, you knew that Cadence had been more productive than ever
>So much stuff was getting done that the two of you were starting to have downtime
>Anon was proving to be the perfect royal stud material
>"Gleaming?" your wife said, breaking you out of your stupor
"Yeah?" you replied, giving your head a shake as you climbed onto the bed
>"You picked a really good stallion."
"You're darn right I did."
>"He played with my wings for two hours today. I was cumming so hard I thought my heart was going to explode."
>That made you grin
"I'm sure we did worse last night," you said
>You and Nonners here were a tag team duo for the ages
>You both were fucking your wife so thoroughly that she was starting to sleep all through the night
>In fact, you almost got eight hours of sleep last night
>Eight hours!
>You had to fix the broken windows after Cadence screamed right before she passed out, but still
>You laid down next to Anon, resting your head on his shoulder
"You hear that, big guy? You got nice hands and a GREAT cock."
>Anon didn't seem to like when you compliment his dick
>He got a bit weird about it
>But why wouldn't you?
>Even the meanest noble knew to encourage a stud, and he did have a really nice dick
>He always made Cadence come back for seconds, and feeling him hilt in you would make your eyes cross nine times outta ten
>You also liked to feel that log going down your throat
>Cadence did too, but she preferred him cumming all over her face
>He got weird about that too
>Said cumming on a girl like that was disrespectful
>Whoever taught him that was a dyke of the highest order
>And not the good kind
>Cadence giggled again
>"Yeah, he does have a really nice, big cock," she said, grip tightening around him. "I think I'm going to rut him in a bit before we go to dinner
"Yeah?"
>"Yep. I've been edging him for thirty minutes. I want filled to the brim."
>You nuzzled Anon's face before lightly biting his nose

>He let out a snore, face scrunching up as he leaned away from you before going still
"You know, maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea to let your aunts borrow him. I know they've had d--"
>"No!" your wife interrupted just a bit too loudly
>She blinked, just as surprised as you at her outburst
>"No. I think it would be better if he were just for us," she said. "Having a stud spread out like that is good for nopony. Besides, they don't get like I do."
"Yeah, you're right," you said. "They can have their pick of the next hyoo-man we find. This one and his cute lil butt are ours."
>Cadence puffed her chest out
>"Yes. Yes he is."
>The room went silent for a few moments
>Quiet enough you might have fallen asleep
"Hey, you wanna see what he does when he wakes up and sees his dick down my throat?"
>Your wife grinned
>"You're darn right I do."

~_~_~_~_~_~_~_~

>Be Cadence
>It was late
>You had just come from a trip to Yakyakistan
>A diplomatic mission
>The yaks needed lumber for housing but had been too stubborn to accept Equestrian aide
>The dummies kept destroying everything for no reason
>It took a lot of arguing and some subtle manipulation, but you managed to talk them into taking two hundred freshly hewn logs
>Luna hated when you gave them anything, wanting to let them rot in their own stupidity, but you weren't that heartless
>No matter what, you should strive to help your fellow creature
>Dumb or smart
>Their society is what happens when you let males run the country for hundreds of years...
>Still, it was all over, you were back in your nice, warm castle, happy to be back
>You were so excited that you didn't feel particularly tired, even though you must have gotten around ten hours of sleep in the past week
>You wanted to see your wife and your cute lil stud
>Hopefully they hadn't gotten into too much trouble while you were away
>Not that you were holding your breath though
>Gleaming said something about building scenery and a gaming table before you left, so there was a good chance half the castle was in pieces
>The thought made you smile as you quickened your pace
>Other than a few guards milling around, the hallways were empty
>This was one of the reasons why you left when you did
>Less fanfare
>No parades, or cheering crowds, just peace and quiet

>Your little ponies would be a teensy bit upset with you in not letting them do any of these things, but you had dealt with enough yelling the past few days to last a lifetime
>The guards at your bedroom door saluted
>You gave them both a smile and asked them how things had been getting on around here
>Their reports were heartening
>Gleaming didn't burn down the castle, nopony tried to invade, no world-destroying threats
>It was just a slow, boring week
>Three of your most favorite words
>You gave the two mares the rest of the night off, something which they seemed to very much appreciate as they hurried down the hallway
>You opened your door, stepping into your bedroom
>"Aw, buck~ Just like... n-not the horn! BUCK!"
>Your nostrils flared as the smell of sex hit you
>It was thick in the air; you were surprised it hadn't seeped out into the hallway
>Clicking your tongue, you shook your head, setting your bag down by the door as grunts and groans filled the air
>Gleaming might have teased you about your libido, but she was just as bad, if not worse
>At least you could control yourself
>If that mare didn't fuck at least three of four times a day she couldn't spell her name
>That was why the trips she couldn't come along were the hardest
>Thankfully, with Anon now around to help, that was no longer a problem
>Poking your head into the bedroom proper, you could see the two in your bed
>Your wife had her muzzle buried into the sheets and her rump in the air
>Anon was draped over her, slowly thrusting

>That was one--of many--things you really liked about your hyoo-man
>You and Gleaming were big mares; dwarving most ponies, but next to him you were small
>He big and flexible; far more than he had any right to be
>He was able to move and twist himself so that you were engulfed in his body
>There wasn't any part of you that he couldn't touch, squeeze, tickle
>You bit your lip, watching as Gleaming fat plot jiggled each time his hips connected
>Anon had his arms wrapped around her barrel, fingers running through her chest fluff
>There was a far-off look in his half-lidded eyes
>Sweat covered both of their bodies, and Gleaming's belly was heaving
>Celestia knows how long the two of them had been going at it
>Probably hours
>You flapped your wings as heat rushed through your body, kicking off your horseshoes
>Tilting his head up, Anon dragged his tongue up the length of Gleaming's horn
>The unicorn's moan rose in pitch and volume
>Her horn crackled with power as her eyes crossed and her body shook
>Anon didn't seem to notice the sparks of magic, licking her horn like it was an ice cream cone
>They would sting like Tartarus for you, but you weren't resistant to magic
>"Oh buck, oh buck. You dirty slut. Why areyoulickingthatitfeelingsobuckinggoodI'mgonnabuckingcuuuuuuuum!"
>A bolt of magic hit your roof as Gleaming let out a scream, shaking like a leaf as she came around your stud's cock
>Anon continued to slowly lick while he fucked her, making the unicorn squirm underneath him
>She twisted her head around, kissing him hard
>His eyes shut, face scrunching up as he hilted, body tensing
>Gleaming cooed, leaning back into him
>You watched a spurt of cum fall onto sheets, and you licked your lips

>With one last groan, Gleaming fell onto her side
>She closed her eyes, and letting out a shaky exhale
>You giggled
"Well, it looks like you two kept yourselves busy."
>Panting, Anon looked up, eyes widening when he saw you
>He rolled out of your bed, half-hard cock bobbing and swinging as he walked over and sunk down onto one knee
>You rolled your eyes
>Most studs were professional, but Anon seemed to enjoy teasing you with how far he liked to take it
>The kneeling, opening doors for you and Gleaming, kissing your hooves, when you ate he'd make sure you and Gleaming had first choice
>Thankfully, he only did this in the privacy of your bedroom, because if anypony saw him doing any of it you'd be getting angry letters for years
>You gave his forehead a kiss
"Did you miss me, stud?" you asked
>Anon nodded slowly, looking up at you
>His eyes weren't focused, and he was still panting
>His cock, coated with your wife's cum still hadn't fully softened
>In fact, you could see that he was starting to get hard kneeling there
>He sometimes got like this when he was fucked long enough
>His lower head started making all the decisions
>Love drunk, Gleaming liked to call it
>You kissed his nose
"Did you have fun fucking my wife with your big cock?" you asked. "Did you make her squirt hard while I was away?"
>Anon's cock twitched
>Grinning, you dragged your tongue across his throat, shivering as you tasted his sweat

>Big dick, hands, salty sweat, addicting scent, flat faces to sit on and short but sweet tongues...
>If anypony finds out how to get to Humanland the stud market is going to collapse
>Anon tilted his head up, allowing you to lap at his chin and his neck
"I missed you," you said. "I had nopony to play with my pussy. Just my cold, hard hooves."
>You kissed him again, this time on the cheek
"It helped some when I imagined Gleaming between my legs, or your dick inside of me, thrusting away until my eyes rolled into the back of my head."
>Anon was ready for the next kiss, his lips crashing into yours
>His tongue tried to force itself into your mouth, but you leaned away
"Did you miss me too?" you asked, brushing a wing against his cock. "Did you miss moaning like a slut when I fucked you? I bet you did."
>You watched as goosebumps erupted across the hyoo-mans body
>He could smell you
>You know his nose wasn't wasn't as strong as yours, but he could smell your arousal
>You stuck your tongue out, giving your rump a wiggle
>That was the straw that broke the Breezies back
>In the blink of an eye, Anon stood
>He leaned down, picking you up like you were a foal
>You chuckled, tail swishing side-to-side as he carried you over to the bed
>He placed you down next to Gleaming on your back
>Your wife had one eye cracked open, watching the two of you
"Hey honey," you said, as Anon buried his face into the nap of your neck
>"Hey yourself," she said, sounding exhausted. "Looks like you got your hooves full, huh?"
>Anon's hand found their way toward your plot, giving each cheek a squeeze
"I know, this is just what I needed after--eep!"

>You twitched as his teeth sunk into your coat
>You could feel his canines as he bit down, not hard enough to hurt, but enough that you could feel it
>His hands left your butt, making their way up your back
>You could feel yourself winking as his fingers teased your wing joints
>Buck...
>He must have missed you more than you thought...
>Your eyes widened as he began to massage
>All the tension, all the aches and pains and stress you had felt these last few days evaporated
>It was replaced with heat, a pleasant tingling sensation, and pleasure
>Your mouth opened in a silent scream
>You would have started squirming if Anon hadn't decided right then was the time to press his weight down on top of you
>Holy hayseed...
>The colt knew just what you liked...
>From beside you, Gleaming let out a chuckle
>"You're on your own, sis. He's been like this ever since you left," she said.
"B-Because he misses this puss--"
>You grunted when you felt his fat mushroom tip press against your marehood
>He always insisted that there was nothing big or fat about his stallionhood, saying that he was just average
>First off, there was nothing average in what he did to you or your wife, and even if that was the case, you were nervous just thinking what hyoo-mans considered big
>Slowly, he pushed himself inside of you
>It was a tight fit
>You could feel a tingle in your hooves as you were filled
>Celestia above, how had you left this for DAYS?

>A knicker escaped you when he finally hilted
>You could feel him twitching inside of you
>You were so full
>It felt so wonderful
"Do I feel that good?" you whispered. "You gonna cum already?"
>Anon shook his head
>You could see his eyes were shut tight
>He pulled back a few inches before thrusting again and again before he stopped
"You sure?" you teased as he panted. "You're not gonna unload inside of me like the good little colt you are?"
>Again he shook his head
>You tsked, kissing his cheek
>It took a minute or two of slow, jerky thrusts, but eventually your stud once again got used to the royal pussy
>Soon he was giving you the pounding you had been eager for
>Tip to hilt, hips a blur
>That sweet sweat was soon pouring off him as he grunted and whined
>You wrapped your wings around him, holding him tight as you could feel the pleasure building
"You're gonna make me cum, stud," you said. "You're gonna make me cum all over that nice cock of yours."
>You squinted, back legs twitching as that familiar ticklish sensation began to build
"You better be right there w-with me. I want stuffed like a turkey."
>Anon's pace quickened as he pressed his face harder against your neck
>You hugged, him as the pleasure boiled over
"M-Make... me a... mommy~"
>You came
>Hard

>A moment later, with a groan, Anon did the same
>He did as you asked, shooting rope after rope inside of you
>Exhausted, the colt slumbed on top of you, breathing hard and already half-asleep
"Thank you very much, Anon. That was wonderful," you said, patting him on the head as Gleaming snuggled up beside you both
>He nodded, giving your muzzle a kiss
>"G'night," he muttered
"Goodnight," you replied back
>"Love you," you heard him say as well, which was immediately followed by snores
>Your ears perked up
>...What?
>Looking over at Gleaming, you saw her smiling from ear to ear
>She kissed the back of Anon's head, then your cheek before laying her head down
>You just laid there for several minutes, staring at the ceiling
>Your brow furrowed, before you smiled
"Love you too," you murmured, kissing him

~_~_~_~_~_~

>Be Anon
>Not long after your wedding with Princess pink peetzer and and gleaming nerd
>Gleaming was out doing guard things, leaving you and Cadence alone
>You and the alicorn had just finished another rigorous round of lovemaking
>You had described the mating press, and she insisted you try it
>Honestly, you didn't think she would bend like that, but it seems like ponies are made of bubblegum and rubber
>Out of both girls Cadence seemed not only willing but excited to try new things
>Anything you wanted
>You've had her wear thigh high socks and lingerie that would give her subjects heart attacks
>You've had her wear lipstick--also a stallion thing here--and go to down
>You've fucked her a thousand feet in the air
>She also had you experimenting
>The mare loved fucking in public
>Undertabled, behind curtains, in the middle of court
>Once, you were under a desk for two hours worshiping her bottom half while she spoke with some ambassadors
>She's had dozens of different cock rings around your willy that had different spells on them
>Spells that would create a mini-glory hole so she could suck and fuck on the go
>Spells that would simulate you
>Spells that would turn you into a sex-starved lunatic
>A couple times you both nearly got caught; once or twice you swore ponies saw you fooling around
>Thankfully, most ponies knew their princess well enough to know what kind of horndog she was, so you never had any issues
>It was... nice
>Trying different things
>Cadence never pushed you into anything
>She encouraged, sure, and sometimes explained how and why you'd want to allow yourself to be tied up and blindfolded, or eating ass
>She was never disappointed when you refused, and always supportive whatever you wanted to try
>Hell, sometimes you swore the mare would read your mind sometimes when bringing something up
>When she knew you really liked something she'd go out of her way to do it too
>Like dirty talk

>When you were her stud and she found out you liked that she became the filthiest horse in the continent, saying things that would make Gleaming blush
>"I looooove your big dick," she whispered, holding you close as she nuzzled the top of your head. "You bucking stud, turning a royal alicorn into your slutty lil sock sleeve~"
>One of her hooves was fondling your gunk
>You were still soft, but if she kept it up with that honeyed voice of hers you wouldn't be for long
>It was like she was using a spell or something
>That husky, needed, mouthwatering voice
>She hummed, gently biting your ear
>"You know, you'd ruined me for stallions," she continued. "Them and their little cocks. Why do back when I got a fat human dick to play with~"
>You couldn't help yourself
>Rolling over, you buried your face into her chest fluff as you grabbed her rump
>She let out a coo as you began kneading her cheeks like dough
>"I bet you can't wait to knock me up with a foal, make all those colts that wanted to be a prince watch while my belly and teats get big~" she said, wrapping her hooves around your neck
>You kissed her throat
>She giggled, licking your cheek
>"Gleaming would look cute with a foal in her belly too, but you need to do me first, okay? Can you knock up your slutty wife?"
>You nodded, feeling yourself harden
>Cadence giggled as your cockhead poked one of her teats
>"I bet your human girls never treated you like this, huh stud?" she teased
>You looked up at her
"I, um, wouldn't know," you replied, voice a bit breathy
>The fuckeyes Cadence was giving you disappeared, replaced with curiosity
>"Oh reallllllllllly? Were you fooling around with a bunch of boring bimbos?"
"...No."
>You looked up at her again before looking away
"I didn't get a whole lot of female attention back home."
>"Then that was where mistake. Who was the lucky mare that made you swear off anything but pony pussy?"
"You actually."
>Cadence blinked
>"...Wat?"

~_~_~_~_~_

>Be Cadence
>You weren't sure you were hearing Anon right
>You couldn't be...
>For a moment, you thought he was just egging you on
>Trying to a bit of role playing to get you fired up
>But he never got that sheepish...
>"I... you were the first one I ever... did anything with," he said.
>Your ears perked up, then flattened against your skull
"But... But Gleaming said--"
>"I told Gleaming some things. I bit of a habit from my world," Anon told you. "You get a lot of shit for being in your twenties and not even kissing a girl."
>He smiled a small smile
>"I was scared that I'd be horrible, but Gleaming's training really helped out a lot."
>It was getting hard to breath
>You wanted to rush to your window to get some fresh air, but you also desperately wanted to keep holding your stallion
>He was a virgin before you had gotten to him
>A sacred thing, a treasured thing, and he had given it to you without a second thought
>The thought both warmed your head and terrified you beyond measure
>Not even Gleaming had been a virgin when the two of you started dating, and even if she was it was different for mares
>In Canterlot virgins were with their weight in salt
>Most stallions had arranged marriages when they were young
>Having somepony as old as Anon, holding onto his purity...
>...
>You came all over his face for his first time
>You jammed his face between your legs and came all over his cute little face
>You bucking monster...
>With a knicker of panic, you hugged Anon tighter
>Sex was completely gone from your mind
>You just...
>Just wanted to...
>Sweet harmony, you could have taken this colt's virginity and kicked him to the curb if he had been subpar!
>Like trash!
>If Gleaming wouldn't have helped him he's have awkwardly fumbled around--like a bucking virgin did--and you'd have told him to leave!
>How messed up is that?!
>Bucking dodged a thrown spear their sis!
>"...Cadence? Are you okay? You look freaked out," Anon said
>You just let out a neigh

>You had been given a kingdom, and even that didn't feel as impactful as the bomb that had just been dropped
>It wasn't even a bomb
>It was bigger
>Waaaaaay bigger
>Anon just dropped the SUN on your head
>Had he been worried about doing that?
>Was he still worried?
>Did he think about it sometimes, how hard and rough his first time was
>All the things you did to him?
>He seemed to like it at the time, but was he just trying to put on a brave face?
>You hoped not
>You loved this big alien
>Like, a lot
>A lot-lot

~_~_~_~_~_~_~

>Be Anon
>Be confused
>Two minutes ago you were about to do a mating press two electric boogaloo to candy horse
>Now she looked like she was on the verge of a panic attack while climbing on top of you
>Maybe it was a bad time to drop the virginity thing...

~_~_~_~_~_~_~_

>Still be Anon
>It had been a few days since you told Cadence you had been a never-held-hands-with-a-girl virgin before becoming her stud
>Cadence still hadn't calmed down
>Hell, she hadn't wanted any funny business for days
>DAYS
>You were a little concerned
>You tried talking about it, but she'd always neigh and scurry out of the room, especially if Gleaming was around
>The unicorn didn't know what was going on
>She eventually had had enough, promising that she was going to make Cadence tell her what was going on
>That had been thirty minutes ago
>You were just sitting there at the edge of the bed, twiddling your thumbs
>Honestly, you were getting a bit freaked out
>Was being a virgin bad here or something?
>Were Cadence and Gleaming going to have to divorce you or something?
>It sounded dumb, but you didn't know horse laws
>They could drag you out in the streets and whip you for not getting your dick wet by a certain age for all you knew...
>There was a bang on the bedroom door, hard enough to make the frame shake
>You jumped, looking over
>The door was ripped over a second later, revealing Gleaming, wild-eyed and sporting a bloody muzzle
>"Anon!" she shouted, rushing over to you
"Are you alright, Gleaming?" you asked. Did you slam into--"
>"Forget about that! You were a VIRGIN when I sent you into the fuckfest interview?!"
>She jumped onto the bed, still bleeding
"Yeah. Is it really that big of a deal?"
>"Big deal? Big bucking deal? You bed your horseshoes it's a big deal!"
"...I don't have horseshoes."
>"You're weird not-metal shoes then! Celestia's sake, Anon, if my mom found out that were a delicate lil' snowflake when I threw you in he fire she'd knock my bucking teeth out."
>She hugged you close, eyes darting around like she expected her mom to pop out at any moment
>You had met Velvet once
>Really nice mare
>She wanted a lot of grandchildren
>"We need to get married again," Gleaming whispered fearfully. "I don't want my butt kicked..."

~_~_~_~_~_~

>"Oh, Anon, sweetie. You didn't have to bring these! Please, sit down, have some tea."
>"Yes, have some tea. It is wonderful. I shall have one of these DELICIOUS looking cupcakes. Please don't tell my sister. Luna gets grumpy when she knows I've had sweets."
>Be Gleaming
>Be sweating like a donkey at a charity fundraiser
>You don't know how it happened, but Celestia and your mother found out about the whole Anon-being-a-virgin-when-Cadence-was-making-him-lick-her-butthole thing
>A letter had been sent directly to you and Cadence from Celestia
>It was a royal order to come to Canterlot
>She didn't ask
>ORDERED
>Your mom's signature at been on it
>Major General Twilight Velvet of the Royal Guard
>She had never signed something like that to any letters she sent you
>Ever
>When the three of you had stepped off the train you had been teleported to where you were now
>In Princess Celestia's personal office
>It was a nice room
>You had been here many times
>Unfortunately, it now had greatswords placed everywhere
>The princess, looking calm and collected, was cleaning one sword as she sipped her tea
>You mom was right next to her, a club floating near her head
>She had a smile on her face, but you could see a vein bulging from her forehead
>The look she gave pretty much everything other than Anon made you shiver
>Anon was given a cup of tea
>Neither you or Cadence were offered any
>It was just as well, since if you were given any liquid you might have peed yourself
>Cadence, who was looking very pale, cleared her throat
>The club in your mom's magic snapped in half
>She let the pieces of wood drop behind the chair she was sitting at
>Taking a sip of her tea, she magicked up another one
>This one was bigger, with nails in it
>Rusty nails
>"Anon, honey, I'm sure you're wondering why I sent for you," Celestia said with a motherly tone
>Your husband nodded
>"Yeah, kind of. If you want to tell me that is."
>"Oh, of course I will, you polite, darling colt," the alicorn replied

>Flames began to ignite all over your mother's mane
>She was staring at you
>In her eyes promised nothing but pain
>If you could have, you would have made for the door
>Or the window
>But all you could do was sink deep into your chair
>"I was told by a very reliable source some very disconcerting news," Celestia said, taking a bite out of the cupcake that Anon had brought for her
>They were good
>The icing was the best
>You didn't know what he put in it, but they were amazing
>She hummed, looking over at Cadence
>Some of the swords around the room began to glow cherry red
>The temperature in the room rose
>You heard Cadence swallow, eyes darting around the room, looking for escape
>"You see, Anon. From what I've been told my darling niece has done something quiet..."
>"Bad," you mom said
>"Yes... BAD. She did something very bad, something a mare who I raised shouldn't have even considered doing. In fact, its something no mare with any manners or common decency would want to do."
>Your mom broke another club
>Again, she magicked another one
>This one had nails and small thunderclouds tied around it
>The thunderclouds spat tiny lightning bolts
>"Velvet and I thought, before doing anything hasty, that we would ask you about it. If you would be so kind."
>She took another sip of her tea, eyes promising far worse than a banishing to the moon
>You are dead...
>So very, very dead...