"After School Stress Relief"
By LaPsbin (https://pastebin.com/u/LaPsbin)

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Created on: Monday 12th of November 2018 05:55:21 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 01:12:59 AM UTC


>Be Anon
>It was another wonderful day as a house husband
>You had spent most of it cleaning the house
>As much as you loved your two wives, it shocked you just how much of a mess two grown women could make
>Especially with their clothes
>If it weren't for your tireless efforts, their clothing would be covered in stains of all colors, shapes, and sizes
>Some of the stuff on their clothing you couldn't even identify, and others you didn't want to know how they got there
>The two were principals for goodness sakes, where would they even be to getting oil and car grease all over themselves?
>And you weren't even gonna get into what they did to your nice, new carpet
>If you didn't know any better, you'd have said that Luna stomped cheetos into it when she knew you weren't looking, and Celestia seemed to have the bad habit of spilling her drinks
>The two tried their best to clean up their messes--usually after a healthy amount of cursing--but that always ended up making things worse
>You nearly had a heart attack when you saw Celestia dumping pure bleach onto the carpet when she spilled a little wine
>It wasn't easy work, but you actually did enjoy it
>You were also pretty darn good at it
>What would have taken thirty girls two days to do you did by three o'clock
>Your home was spotless--except for that mess in the bathroom that Luna had "promised" to get finished three months ago. Honestly, you don't know why you let her talk you into putting tiles on your floor. You knew she'd ever get it done-- from the basement to your bedroom to the attic
>But there was no rest of a good husband
>It was Friday
>Friday was usually a bad day at the school
>Something usually happened without fail, be it girls getting into fights or daemons trying to destroy the world

>Today it was probably especially bad since it was that time of the month again
>The school board was convening
>For three hours after school twenty people--mostly bored husbands of the wealthier families in town-- were going to be yelling at your two wives about meaningless things that they honestly had no control over
>Your Celestia usually fared well at these meetings
>She had a knack of letting her eyes glaze over and make noises while she was yelled at
>She had even told you once that she had become so good at it that she wouldn't be able to recall a single thing that was said
>Luna on the other hand, didn't do well at these kind of things
>Your wife, bless her heart, took great pride in her work
>She did all that she could to make her school a great, safe learning environment for all of her students
>She took such pride in her work that she didn't care much for most of the criticisms that were thrown at her
>And by didn't care much you meant that she'd argue and yell until her sister made her leave early to go home before she killed someone
>You totally understood why the two hated the school board so much
>After talking to some of the members you had been ready to launch yourself out of the second story window
>It was on days like these you made sure to go a little above and beyond for dinner and make something that would cheer your girls up
>Luna loved when you made pork chops with homemade breading so you had decided to make that with homemade mashed potatoes and a little cake for Celestia
>No gravy though, and no dumping icing on the cake
>No matter what your wives said about their high blood pressure you were at least making an effort to get them to eat better
>The doctor was especially insistent that Celestia lose some weight
>That little gut she was getting--which had everything to do with your cooking--might have been fun to tease her about, you did want her to live past fifty thank you very much

>You were in your kitchen, humming a little tune to yourself as you put the finishing touches on dinner and just kind of cleaning up, wearing the apron that Luna had gotten you for your birthday awhile back
"Riding down the street in my six-four, something, something, something, good in the hood..."
>Your front door was thrown open, slamming against the little protector that you had Celestia--who FINISHED her home projects--put in, making a thunderous bang
>That bang was followed by a half groan, half scream of frustration
>Cleaning your cake bowl, you looked up at the clock
>Huh, Luna got kicked out earlier than usual
>The meeting must have been particularly bad
>Drying your bowl with a rag, you put it on the dry rack
>You could hear Luna kicking her shoes off from across the house
>She was mumbling angrily to herself as she slammed your door behind her
"Bad day?" you called
>Luna snorted
>"Bad day? I've had bad days. That was..."
>You heard her throw open your jacket closet, toss her coat into it, and slam it shut, all the while quietly cursing
>"First I had to spend half the day explaining to a group of angry parents why their sons couldn't wear their tight pants while on school property, then the superintendent comes into my office, angry that the supplier we get the school's food from it trying to raise their prices, AND THEN, AFTER ALL OF THAT, THAT DAMN SCHOOL BOARD!"
>She stomps through your house
>You look over your shoulder just as she steps into the kitchen
>She was a far cry from the neat professional that had left this morning
>Her hair was messy and all over the place, like she had been pulling at it all day
>Her eyes were half-lidded, and her eyeliner was smeared
>The top two buttons of were blouse were undone, and she was gritting her teeth
>Her fists were clenched and you could see that her whole body was as tense as a rock
>You undid the knot of your apron, pulling it over your head and putting it through the handle on your oven

"Please don't put a hole through my walls. You know Celestia doesn't like it when you do that."
> "One of those damned husbands had the GALL to accuse me of hitting on his son," Luna snarled, ignoring you. "As if I'd even give the fat little stuck up prince a second look! That's why we've have to put cameras in all of the offices and classrooms, to protect ourselves from nonsense like that!"
>You frowned, wiping the water from your hands with your pants
>"All my staff want to do is teach, to make sure these kids leave the school with the ability to become well-rounded adults, but everywhere we turn there's someone stopping us! The kids won't stop looking at their phones, the boys walk around like sex workers and everyone thinks it's fine. Someone had even came in demanding that we put in a trans bathroom. A TRANS BATHROOM! These children aren't even old enough to drink and they're trying to make decisions like what gender they are! And what's worse the parents are letting them do it!"
>Luna was, by thing point, pacing your kitchen, gesturing as she spoke
>You watched her for a few moments, letting out a sigh
>You walked over toward her as she growled, wrapping her hands around an imaginary throat right in front of her
>"Half of what I do now is keeping angry parents from trying to sue us, and goddess forbids if any teacher says anything that they're not supposed to. It's ridiculous! If I were some of these kids' mother I'd take a belt to them until they learned proper respect! Oh, and I'd ENJOY it too..."
>She spun around on her heels, intent on pacing toward the other side of the room
>You were right there however, wrapping your arms around her as she collided with you
>You braced yourself to keep her from knocking you over, and your arms wrapped around her to keep your silly wife from spinning out of your grip
>Luna made a startled sound, twitching in your arms

>Reflexively, she tried to take a step back, her brow still furrowed in anger
>You were able to hold on though, placing your face in the crook of her neck
>Luna struggled for a few seconds before letting out a sigh
>The tension left her body as she returned the hug
>"...I'm sorry, honey," she said. "It was a very long day."
"I'm sure it was," you replied, rubbing the small of her back
>"I shouldn't have barged in and blown up on you. I apologize."
"It's what I'm here for."
>Luna's grip around you tightened
>She closed her eyes, resting her chin on your shoulder
>"It's been a long week actually," she said. "I really need to unwind."
>You broke your hug, grabbing your wife and holding her at arm's length
"Well, you got the next two days to relax," you said with a smile. "I have your favorite for dinner just about ready. It should be done in just a few--"
>Eyes still closed, Luna sunk to her knees
>She undid the knot holding your pajamas up
>You watched as she yanked your pants down with a single tug
>Your underwear was next, getting pulled down past your knees
"Honey? What on earth are you doing?"
>Luna finally opened up her eyes
>"I'm unwinding," she said, giving you a smile 
>Leaning forward, she engulfed your soft sock into her mouth and began sucking
>You twitched, eyes widening
"H-Hoooooonnnnnneeeeeey!"
>Luna ignored you
>She tilted her head from side to side, rubbing her nose against your pubes
>Her tongue looped around your knob, making you twitch
>You grabbed onto her head for dear life as she grabbed your legs for support
"Not innnnnnn the kitchen! I just--fuck!"
>You found yourself quickly hardening
>Luna continued to pressed her nose against your groin right up until you felt your top poking at the back of her throat
>It was only then she pulled back with a nosy suckle
>Her tongue teased the underside of your shaft as she sucked on you like you were her favorite piece of candy

>She took her time, stopping when she felt your cockhead on her tongue, drool freely falling from her mouth as you throbbed
>Her eyes snapped up to your face, gauging your reaction
>You stared down at her, doing your best to look upset
>The effect was ruined when a particularly powerful suckle made your eyes cross
>Smiling around her mouthful, Luna lapped at your head, bathing it in her spit
"L-Luna, honey. The food is g-gonna--"
>In one smooth motion, Luna pushed herself forward, swallowing your cock
>The air left your lungs in a wheeze as she once again pressed her nose against your pubes
>She held the position for several seconds, tongue slipping out of her mouth to lap at your balls, before she pulled back
>With a wet pop your tip left her mouth, sending spit and your pre onto your nice clean floors
>You would have fallen into a helpless heap if your butt hadn't hit your kitchen counter
>You leaned against the thing for support, breathing hard
"Fucking... hell... honey..."
>Luna smiled, unbuttoning her blouse
>"Oh hush and let me have my fun before sister gets home, will you?"
>With one final button, Luna pulled off her blouse, revealing her midnight blue bra
>The thing was two sizes too small, hiding just how large her bust was
>You could see her boobs straining against the fabric, and there was even a bit of redness from where the straps rubbed against her flesh
>She placed a hand under her boobs, lifting them up with a grunt
>With her other hand she grabbed your cock, settling it between her tits and letting them go
>Her skin was as smooth as butter, and with the generous amount of spit coating your cock there was absolutely no friction was the two masses of flesh engulfed your little soldier
>Your breathing hitched as her tits hit your hips with a dull slap
>You were just big enough that your tip poked out of her cleavage
>The sight was enough to get a groan out of you

>Luna leaned down into her cleavage, giving your tip a lick
>Her hands found their ways to the side of her tits
>Giving them a squeeze, your cock vanished completely
>"There we go. Does that feel good, love?"
>Luna began rubbing her breasts together
>It was so tight, so warm
>If you didn't know any better you'd say you were balls deep in a pussy
>You moaned, bucking your hips
>Your cockhead barely peaked above the mountain of tit flesh before once again disappearing
>You tried thrusting again, only for Luna to press you firmly against the side of the kitchen counter
>"Ah, ah, ah. None of that now," she said, wagging a finger at you. "You just sit back and let me do all the work."
>She let go of her breasts, releasing your member from it's prison
>Luna popped your head into her mouth, sucking hard as she reached around behind her
>With a click, her bra fell onto the floor
>Her breasts, freed from their confines, feel just a little ways from her chest
>Her two darkish, fat nipples dug into your stomach as she once again hefted her boobs
>Pressing them together, your cock once again disappeared
>She squeezed her own nipples, biting her lip as she looked up at you
>"Now, let's hear that moan."
>She began bouncing her tits along your shaft
>Her movements were slow
>She seemed to savor each dull slap her flesh made against yours
>You could feel yourself drooling
>Your cock was pulsing, sending little spurts of precum all along the valley of her breasts
>She squeezed her breasts together hard, hands forming into fists the sensation making your whole body tingle
"L-Luna...."
>Your wife grinned
>Her hands move, one applying pressure going up and the other down
>The sensation is strange, mind numbing

>Your cock managed to poke out, firing a spurt of pre and hitting her chin
>Luna chuckled, shaking her tits with an alternate wobble
>You want her to slow down, you want to savor this, but Luna wasn't having any of it
>She was in control
>The next time your cock crowns she leans down to lick at your cum smeared tip
>"I can feel you twitching honey," she said, her frantic pace slowing down just a hair. "Be a dear and tell me when you're gonna cum. I want it all over my face~"
>She laps at your tip again
>Your cock spurted, coating her lips, which she licked clean without a second thought
>Your legs were starting to shake
>Another squeeze, another change in pressure
>Her fingers tugged at her hard nipples 
>You closed your eyes tightly, feeling your whole body tense
"G-Gonna..."
>Your cock is released from its fleshy prison 
>Luna grabbed it stroking you as fast as she could
>She opened her mouth with an "Awwwwww" sticking her tongue out 
>With her free hand, she played with a tit, making it jiggle like unripened fruit
>Back arching, you let loose the first spurt of cum
>It hit Luna square on her tongue
>She let out a groan, angling her head to catch the second load
>Her judgement was a bit off, resulting in it missing her mouth completely and coating her left cheek
>She tilted your cock up, sending a spurt into her hair and on her forehead
>Your cock them disappeared into her mouth
>Her tongue swirled around your tip, toying with your urethra
>She sucked hard, sending stars exploding across your vision
>Luna moaned, rubbing her cum-covered boobs together as she coaxed a few more ropes out of you
>Even when you had finished she continued sucking, a dreamy look in her eyes
>You twitched and jerked
>A pained murmur escaped you

>Luna's eyes snapped up at you
>She released you from her mouth, leaning back on her heels
>With no one to hold you up, you slumped down onto the floor in a sweaty, breathless heap, letting out a groan as you did so
>"Too much?" Luna asked, dragging a finger across her face to clean up a bit of your cum
>She popped it into her mouth with a hum
>It took a few tries, but you were eventually able to open an eye
>Your oven timer rang
"Get... that," you said. "And... you're... cleaning the... kitchen..."
>Luna giggled, rising to her feet
>"Yes sir."
>You heard your front door being opened
>"Anon? Luna? Are you there?" Celestia called
>"In the kitchen," a still topless Luna said, putting on your oven mitts
>You heard your other wife running through the house
>Picking your head back up, you saw that she looked just as frazzled as Luna had when she had come into your kitchen, though, for some reason, she didn't seem to be wearing any pants
>"Dang It, she got to you first," she said, walking over toward you.
>Luna stuck her tongue out at her sister as she dragged you into the center of the kitchen
>"First come first serve, sis."
>Celestia, ever the adult, stuck her tongue back at her as she positioned her pussy over your face
>"You don't mind, do you honey?" she asked, giving her big bubble butt a wiggle. "I'd prefer to ride you but I know how you get after Luna's finished with you."
>You stared up at your wife's womanhood
>She was already wet; she had probably fingered herself a bit while driving
>Without saying a word--mostly because you were pretty sure you couldn't actually talk right now--you gave your wife a thumbs up
>She gave you a smile, so bright and cheerful that it seemed to light up the room
>She then squatted down, pressed her thighs around your head, and sat on your face
>...
>Shit
>You forgot to tell Luna to put on the gravy...