"im a vet 2"
By KmScMT (https://pastebin.com/u/KmScMT)

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Created on: Friday 20th of July 2012 10:49:36 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 30 of October 2020 11:54:34 AM UTC


kmscmt hands JJ's thoroughly fucked dog back to him
[10:30:36 PM] ????: Thanks.
[10:30:45 PM] kmscmt: your dog will never be satisfied by your hands again i am sad to say
[10:30:46 PM] ????: ???? hands KMS 50 bucks
[10:30:49 PM] kmscmt: thx
[10:30:59 PM] MEATSPINNER: it was pooping on kms' chest but he got mad so its not done releasing its bowels, just fyi
[10:31:03 PM | Edited 10:31:46 PM] ????: May I bring my pet bird in?
[10:31:04 PM] kmscmt: http://pastebin.com/2dnMzDVD
[10:31:49 PM] MEATSPINNER: bookmark'd
[10:31:57 PM] kmscmt: i'm not sure about the bird
[10:32:00 PM] kmscmt: bring it in
[10:32:17 PM] ????: ???? brings in a chicken
[10:32:24 PM] kmscmt: hmm
[10:32:30 PM] kmscmt: i will have to do some research
[10:32:37 PM] Arpol: something something chicken breasts
[10:32:40 PM] MEATSPINNER: OH YEAH I TICKLE THAT CLOACA
[10:32:48 PM] ????: How about my horse?
[10:32:49 PM] MEATSPINNER: FUCK IT RIGHT IN ITS MULTI-PURPOSE HOLE
[10:33:17 PM] kmscmt: HORSE???
[10:33:20 PM] kmscmt: OH SHIT
[10:33:23 PM] ????: Yes.
[10:33:36 PM] MEATSPINNER: CHICKEN INSIDE OF CAT INSIDE OF DOG INSIDE OF HORSE
[10:33:43 PM] kmscmt: is it male
[10:33:44 PM] MEATSPINNER: ME INSIDE OF CHICKEN
[10:33:46 PM] ????: Yes.
[10:33:51 PM] Pyure: That's one big cat
[10:33:52 PM] kmscmt: whats hisn ame
[10:33:59 PM] ????: Bob Sagat.
[10:34:02 PM] kmscmt: neat
[10:34:06 PM] kmscmt: bring him over
[10:34:13 PM] ????: ???? brigs the horse in
[10:34:38 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt bonerifies the horse
[10:35:02 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt inspects the majestic horsecock all over with a childlike look of wonder on his face
[10:35:10 PM] ????: So what's wrong, doc?
[10:35:18 PM] MEATSPINNER: horsecock slap pls
[10:35:18 PM] kmscmt: it's...
[10:35:20 PM] kmscmt: it's perfect
[10:35:22 PM] Pyure: Boneridus
[10:35:26 PM] ????: Oh alright
[10:35:34 PM] MEATSPINNER: i think its penis is clogged
[10:35:40 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt grabs hold of the shaft
[10:35:40 PM] MEATSPINNER: kms can you help solve this problem?
[10:35:44 PM] kmscmt: with his huge hands
[10:35:55 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt suddenly stops
[10:36:18 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt releases his hands and crawls towards Bob Sagat's two wonderful knockers
[10:36:25 PM] MEATSPINNER: OH YES
[10:36:34 PM] ????: Um, doc, what are you doing?
[10:36:44 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt caresses Bob's horse balls
[10:36:54 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt starts sensually licking them
[10:37:05 PM] MEATSPINNER: HE'S GOTTA FIND THE ROOT OF THE PENILE CONGESTION
[10:37:10 PM] MEATSPINNER: PLEB
[10:37:21 PM] ????: Oh......okay.
[10:37:28 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt inserts one wholly into his mouth and begins sucking
[10:38:15 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt 's pants catch fire as his massive cock erects towards heaven, calling god himself to behold
[10:38:43 PM] MEATSPINNER: GOD STARTS SUCKIN BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS IS THE ONLY WAY HE CAN HELP KMS CURE THIS POOR HORSE
[10:39:16 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt climbs onto Bob's massive horse penis in such a way that he is able to assfuck the horse while maintaining a perfect angle for cock consumption
[10:40:13 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt drills that horsebutt while dining on Bob's fine sausage
[10:40:23 PM] ????: Doctor, how is this helping?
[10:40:48 PM] kmscmt: helps him cum with the force of a thousand supernovae
[10:40:53 PM] kmscmt: gets rid of any blockage, hopefully
[10:40:54 PM] MEATSPINNER: CONGESTION CLEARED
[10:40:59 PM] kmscmt: NOT DONE YET FAGET
[10:41:08 PM] MEATSPINNER: FUK HES ALREADY SPURTED A BABY KOALA
[10:41:11 PM] MEATSPINNER: WHAT ELSE COULD THERE BE
[10:42:05 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt continues pounding until, as a result of the magicks generated by this wonderful copulation,  Bob Sagat the horse grows a SECOND DICK and FULLY FUNCTIONAL WOMANLY PARTS
[10:42:18 PM] MEATSPINNER: DOC ANY WAY I CAN BE OF HELP
[10:42:25 PM] kmscmt: GET ON THAT NEW DICK YOU WHORE
[10:42:31 PM] kmscmt: AND DON'T STOP RIDING
[10:42:38 PM] kmscmt: till i say so
[10:42:39 PM] MEATSPINNER: I GET ON BOTH THE DICK AND CLIMB INTO THE VAGINA
[10:42:45 PM] kmscmt: no dammit
[10:42:53 PM] MEATSPINNER: I DO WAT I WANT
[10:42:54 PM] kmscmt: you're supposed to do what i'm doing
[10:42:57 PM] MEATSPINNER: I PLAY IT FAST AND LOOSE
[10:43:06 PM] MEATSPINNER: JUST LIKE THIS WHORSE
[10:43:10 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt JUST KEEPS ON HAMMERING THAT LITTLE HROSEB UTT
[10:43:27 PM] MEATSPINNER: MEATSPINNER BIRTHS AND UNBIRTHS HIMSELF REPEATEDLY
[10:43:31 PM] kmscmt: WHILE HE EXPANDS HIS JAW TO IMPOSSIBLE LENGTHS IN ORDER TO FIT BOTH OF BOB SAGAT'S MASSIVE COCKS INTO HIS MOUTH
[10:43:49 PM] kmscmt: THIS CONTINUES FOR SEVERAL HOURS UNTIL....
[10:43:55 PM] kmscmt: BOB SAGAT FINALLY BURSTS
[10:44:33 PM] MEATSPINNER: I AM CRUSHED INSIDE THE VAGINA DURING ORGASMIC CONTRACTIONS AND OOZE OUT AS A RED PASTE
[10:45:14 PM] kmscmt: DR. KMSCMT'S TRAINED COCK CUMS AT EQUAL FORCE AS BOB SAGAT'S TWO MASSIVE HORSE COCKS
[10:45:40 PM] kmscmt: THE FUCKING JIZZING CAUSE THE ENTIRE WONDER SEX SEX THING TO COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF
[10:45:43 PM] kmscmt: CREATING................
[10:45:47 PM] kmscmt: A SEXY BLACK HOLE
[10:46:20 PM] kmscmt: IT IS SAID WHOEVER SHALL FALL INTO THIS GRAVITATIONAL VORTEX SHALL EXPERIENCE ETERNAL BLISS IN THE FORM OF SEX WITH A DOUBLEDICK HERMAPHRODITIC HORSE NAMED BOB SAGAT
[10:46:39 PM] kmscmt: kmscmt dusts himself off
[10:46:44 PM] kmscmt: wow good thing i got out of there
[10:47:03 PM] kmscmt: i am far too busy a vet to fuck a horse for all eternity
[10:47:07 PM] kmscmt: maybe when i retire
[10:47:19 PM] kmscmt: THE END
[10:47:26 PM] kmscmt: epilogue
[10:47:29 PM] MEATSPINNER: i came like 5 times during that story
[10:47:34 PM] kmscmt: sorry about your horse mr. JJ