"THE PERFECT PAPER"
By KmScMT (https://pastebin.com/u/KmScMT)

URL: https://pastebin.com/6RfVGwFj
Created on: Thursday 16th of January 2014 09:45:06 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 30 of October 2020 11:53:55 AM UTC


[Sweedie Belle]
Marilee is dank as fuck
She's the best bongmaster we could hope for
The perfect papers you and I must find
One to really make her eyes glass up
But...
This one's too new
This one's too old
It clearly has some terrible mold

Weed Fever: Achoo!

[Apple Bloom]
This one's too frilly
This paper's too tight

Pertightpapery: I say!

[Sweetie Belle]
Well nothing's wrong with this kind,
It seems alright...

Hookahloo: Its smoker sure thinks so

[Sweetie Belle]
How 'bout this one?

[Apple Broom]
It belongs in the trashy

[Hookahloo]
This might do!

[Apple Broom and Sweedie Belle]
It gives me a rashy!

[Apple Broom]
Too short

[Sweedie Belle]
Too tall

[Apple Broom]
Too clean

[Hookahloo]
Too smelly

[Sweedie Belle]
That's a napkin you fuckin dummy

Apple Broom, Hookahloo, and Sweedie Belle: Wayne Rooney's smarter than you

[Apple Broom]
I don't that we're mistokin'
It seems all the paper's broken

[Sweedie Belle]
I really fear it's just too late
We'll never find that paper, mate

[Apple Broom, Hookahloo, and Sweedie Belle]
Don't wanna quit and lose the dope!

Hookhaloo: Got any special paper for Lungs and Lips Day?

[Sweetie Belle]
Oh please, oh please oh please say-

Dank-ass Macintosh: Dope.
Apple Broom, Hookahloo, and Sweedie Belle: [sudden intake of weed smoke]

[Sweedie Belle]
We danked it girls
We've found the one
That will out teacher's eye aglasser!

Apple Broom: Weed 420 minutes! Let me get this not straightedge. Are you talking about my brother's papers?