"THE BALLAD OF THE CRYSTAL WEEDPIRE"
By KmScMT (https://pastebin.com/u/KmScMT)

URL: https://pastebin.com/YY4mMYeM
Created on: Thursday 4th of July 2013 01:55:50 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 30 of October 2020 11:54:21 AM UTC


[Twilight Sparkle]
Dankcess Cadank needs our hemp
Her joint will not burn forever
I think weed can do it
But weed need to roll together
Weed have to roll this right
Yes we have to make them see not very well because they have glassy ass eyes
We can save the Crystal weed Ponies with their historweed
[Rainbow Dash]
It says that they blut jousted
[Rarity]
They flew a flag made out of hemp
[Applejack]
LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED 
[Fluttershy]
They had a designated smoking room
[Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy and Spike]
Weed have to roll this right
Yes we have to make them see not very well because they have glassy ass eyes
We can save the Crystal weed Ponies with their historweed
[Pinkie Pie]
There was a crystal fluglebong
That every pony liked to smoke
[Twilight Sparkle]
And the GAINT CRYYSTAL KINDGON BLUTNŽ
Can you smoke it in a day
[Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy and Spike]
Weed have to roll this right
Yes we have to make them see not very well because they have glassy ass eyes
We can save the Crystal weed Ponies with their historweed