"A DANK DANK WEED"
By KmScMT (https://pastebin.com/u/KmScMT)

URL: https://pastebin.com/58GtnQQv
Created on: Sunday 10th of March 2013 03:21:04 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Friday 30 of October 2020 11:54:26 AM UTC


[Twilight Sparkle]
A dank, dank friend helps a friend smoke weed
A bong will be there to help them toke 
[Twilight and Fluttershy]
A dank, dank friend helps a friend smoke weed
To breathe the smoooooke that comes from a dank, dank joint

*Rainbow Dash: danky dank weeeed fuck ganja*

[Twilight Sparkle]
Rarity needs your help
She's trying hard rolling what she can
[Fluttershy]
Would you try, just give it a puff
You might find that you'll start to understand
[Twilight and Fluttershy]
A dank, dank friend helps a friend smoke weed
A bong will be there to help them toke 
A dank, dank friend helps a friend smoke weed
To breathe the smoooooke that comes from a dank, dank joint

Rainbow Dash: Uh, what just happened?
Twilight Sparkle: u dankd
Rainbow Dash: Say no more!

[Rainbow Dash]
Applejack needs your weed
She's trying hard to weeeeeeeeeeed
Would you try, just give it a puff 
You might find that you'll start to understand
[Twilight, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash]
A dank, dank friend helps a friend smoke weed
A bong will be there to help them toke 
A dank, dank friend helps a friend smoke weed
To breathe the smoooooke that comes from a dank, dank joint

Rarity: [gasps] Oh my, what a terrible dream I had. Or, maybe I'm still having it.
Twilight Sparkle: what a terrible night to have no weed 
Rarity: weed x26

[Rarity]
Pinkie Pie is in trouble
We need to take her weed awaaaayyyy
We can try to help her STOP WEED SMOKING 
For together we can STOP WEED SMOKING
[Twilight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity]
A dank, dank friend helps a friend smoke weed
A bong will be there to help them toke 
A dank, dank friend helps a friend smoke weed
To breathe the smoooooke that comes from a dank, dank joint

Applejack: Yee-haw! Now that's more like it, what's next?
Twilight Sparkle: The townspeople are furious, they need to be danked
Applejack: I'm on it, I know just the thing.

[Applejack]
The townspeople need you, they've been undank forever
They squirm around, faces filled with no blunt in their mouths
So please give these guys some weed, yeah free weed oh yeaaaaaaahhh
If you get up there, then maybe, we can send some weed to Canterloooot

Pinkie Pie: Come on ponies, I wanna see you have glassy asss eyes
Crowd: fuck im danking 

[All and chorus]
A dank, dank friend helps a friend smoke weed
A bong will be there to help them toke 
A dank, dank friend helps a friend smoke weed
To breathe the smoooooke (to breathe the smoke)
That comes (that comes)
From a dank, dank, joint!