"Femanon and the Pies II: Let's Go to Disney World!" By JeffMango (https://pastebin.com/u/JeffMango) URL: https://pastebin.com/RZ7bgJqq Created on: Tuesday 15th of October 2019 11:18:05 PM CDT Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 10:44:44 PM UTC Yes, this is real. >Be you, Femanon >You're still the regular old you, as far as you can tell >But even though you don't feel any different, suddenly everything has changed >Just two weeks ago, you were the kind of girl who could only sit up in her room, pouring over sappy yuri fanfiction and dreaming of one day actually getting a first kiss, hiding your sexuality from everyone and resigning yourself to a lifetime of loneliness >Now you're apparently dating four girls at once >Four! >Just getting a girlfriend at all was impossible to imagine, but now... >You collapse against your locker and heave an exhausted sigh, still half believing that this is all some sort of perfect, too-good-to-be-true dream that you're going to wake up from any minute now >How do you even date four girls!? >Especially when those girls are all sisters, and not exactly... >"Heeeeey, Femmy!" >Pinkie somehow leaps out from *your* locker, wrapping you in a soft, frosting-scented hug "P-Pinkie!" >You cry out in surprise and drop your books everywhere >"Heheh, sorry! I'm just so excited, I've got some great news!" "Great how?" >"Oooh, I don't think I'll tell you that just yet. But you can come and meet me after school!" "Meet you where?" >Pinkie chuckles >"Nowhere important. Just out behind the gym. Where nobody can hear you scream..." "..." >"Hah! Just kidding! Oh man, you make the cutest grimaces of pure terror *ever*, Femmy! I'll see you after school, 'kay?" "I... o-okay..." >And with that, Pinkie is off, skipping down the hallway oblivious to the weird stares following her >You watch her go, your attention drawn to two places at one >One of those places, shamefully, is Pinkie's booty-- despite the heat, she's wearing shorts cut so high that, as she skips, just a little buttock pokes out from beneath the hem "A-ah~..." >The second half of your mind is whirling in panic >Mysterious meetings after school? >I-is this what dating is supposed to be like!? >When school ends, you slink towards the gym, your entire body bristling with adrenaline >Since you started dating the Pie sisters, not much has happened aside from them randomly accosting you at school >Maud has invited you to very, *very* dry college-level geology study-sessions, and something about her menacing aura makes it impossible to refuse, even though you have no idea what's going on >After each one, she rewards you with a quick, stiff hug and a peck on your forehead >Limestone has threatened your life on six occasions >She's brought you a homemade lunch on seven >Marble, you've seen around >Sometimes peeking out from the dark recesses of Canterlot High's halls, sometimes slinking around your locker >At one point she actually waved at you! >You waved back and she looked very pleased with herself, before she ran away >And Pinkie is, well, Pinkie >She's been taking every opportunity to eat lunch with you, to ask you to hang out with her at Sugarcube corner, or to ask you to skip class with her and make out in the girls' bathroom >You've taken her up on the first two offers, but not the third >Not that you don't want to make out, you do! >Kissing is awesome! >But if you miss class, your grades would start slipping, and then the one thing your parents actually value for might disappear, and you'd have to try and reinvent yourself to try and have value to them in some other way, which would probably be impossible, since any time you try to do something new they keep asking all these weird questions about "Are you really sure?" and "But is this really making you happy?" and then you'd just-- >"S-surprise..." >You're so wrapped up in your own thoughts that you hardly even notice you're currently standing behind the gym, right where Pinkie told you to meet her >Marble Pie is standing in front of you, holding a little cardboard sign >She obviously made it herself >It reads "Crystal Palace Park, 2019! Pie Family Vacation! You're Invited!" >Marble gives you a tiny smile >"If you want to..." she mumbles "I... are you asking me to go to Crystal Palace with you?" >"We thought the implication was obvious," comes a monotone voice from behind you >Maud is leaning casually against the wall, stroking boulder >Normally, that would have startled you, but after two weeks with Pinkie you're starting to get used to this kind of thing >Speaking of Pinkie >"C'mon, girls! Act excited!" >Pinkie pops out from a trashcan like a jack-in-the-box, and throws an arm around your shoulders >"We get to bring our sweet little Femmy on the family vacation!" >Upon seeing Pinkie getting all touchy-feely with you, both Maud and Marble scoot closer >Maud protectively grabs your hand, and Marble positions herself firmly in your shadow >"Assuming you want to come, of course. Crystal Palace is slightly childish." >"That's the best part!" Pinkie insists, offended >"M-mhm..." squeaks Marble "I... a-are you serious?" >Maud blinks >"I may be known for my fantastic sense of humor. But I'm not joking." "I'd love to! I've wanted to go since I was a kid!" >"Awww yeah! I don't wanna call it too early, but I'm feeling a best--" >"Don't say it!" >The ground next to you erupts, and Limestone bursts onto the scene wearing a full gillie suit and carrying an airsoft AR-15 >You're slightly surprised she's still legally allowed on school grounds >"This is all bullshit! Crystal Palace suuuucks! It's all cartoons for babies! We should take Femmy to the hunting! Show her how to kill and skin a deer," Limestone says, grinning like a predator >"You've never hunted anything but rocks," Maud says >A vein bulges on Marble's brow >"C-Changelings can turn into rocks! Any one of those rocks could have been one!" >Maud turns to you >"She's been watching some suspicious internet shows, and she's convinced Changelings might be hiding around our house." >"I know they are!" Marble says. "When they come for our love-juice, you'll be begging me for help." >"Now now, Marble~" Pinkie coos. "We've got some love-juice stealing of our own to focus on, first..." >All four sisters turn to you, their eyes briefly flashing black-within-black, like shark eyes >You break out into a cold sweat "W-what do you mean?" >"Nothing!" Pinkie says, suddenly the picture of innocence again >She squishes up onto the other side of you, also slinging her arm over your shoulders, so that your scrawny form is now trapped between Pinkie's plush, curvy body and Maud's rock-hard musculature >"Soooo, family vacation? You in? Or are you super in?" >Of course you're in >How can you say no to all four of your girlfriends? >It's winter vacation now, and for the week before Christmas, the Pie parents have booked a hotel room for you and their daughters at Crystal Palace Park in [City and State Withheld], Equestria >A single hotel room >You're already sweating as you head out to meet the sisters at the airport >You know what happens in hotel rooms... >And the idea of that kinda stuff happening to you... >You've only just had your first kiss(es)! >Jumping into that kinda stuff, you're just gonna embarrass yourself >As the nice taxi-driver drops you off, you're dully thumping your head against the window >This is going to be a disaster... >So, the taxi-guy drops you off, and that's when stuff starts to get extra weird >You expected that it would just be you and the sisters, which is already weird enough >But their mom is with them >At least, you assume she's their mom >Right outside the terminal entrance, the sisters are standing with their luggage, and behind them is a tall--seriously tall, easily six feet if not more--woman, pale and thin, with her hair drawn into a bun so tightly that you're surprised her skull hasn't imploded >She casts a disapproving glare in your direction as soon as you step out of the cab >"Ah. So, thou art the new companion who bewitched my daughters?" "Um... what?" >Pinkie slides up next to you >"She kinda still talks like that. You get used to it after a while..." "O-okay." >You turn to the girls' mom "I'm F-Fem. Femanon. It's nice to meet you, Ms. Pie." >"Quartz," she corrects "O-oh. It's n-nice to meet you, Ms. Quartz." >"Hmm, yes. I suppose it is." >She glances up at the sun >"Girls! We have but one hour remaining if you wish to board this wicked contraption! Make haste!" >Everyone grabs their luggage and heads in >Maud holds back >"Pinkie won't apologize. To her, everything is going perfect. As always." "I see." >"But I know you probably didn't expect her to come. This is probably extremely awkward for you." "Y-yeah, a little..." >"Unfortunately there is nothing I can do to fix that. But I am sorry." >Maud gives you a very stiff pat on your back, then heads into the airport >A desperate desire to run away wells up inside you, but you force it down >This will be fun! >Or it'll be a total disaster... >But either way, you'll get to see the park of your dreams! >And you'll get to experience it with *four* girlfriends! >And their mom... >... >God help you >The airpot, as it always does, sucks >But at least the Pie sisters make it entertaining >Pinkie chats up the TSA lady she's at a bar >Maud just walks right though, with her shoes, phone, and everything else already in those little plastic bins >She refuses to give up Boulder, though, which causes a bit of a stir >Marble nearly faints when the guards even look in her direction >And Limestone, well... >You're pretty sure that you, the sisters, and their mom are all on a no-fly list now >Thankfully, you make it to the gate just in time to rush aboard your flight >The plane is cramped with tourists in floral-patterned shirts >It's three seats to a row, and you're in the middle seat, because of course you are >The girls get into a minor squabble about who will sit next to you, and somehow it ends up being Marble and Ms. Quartz >Marble looks terrified to even touch you, but at one point during the flight, she *accidentally* lets her foot brush against yours >You hardly notice it, but she spends the rest of the journey looking very pleased with herself >Ms. Quartz, meanwhile, casts a disapproving glare at everything you do, sometimes with commentary added >"Art thou truly eating your peanuts without having said grace first?" >"This image upon thine mobile phone does little to honor the lord." >"Thou hast morsels left upon thine mouth!" >At that, she actually reaches out and wipes your lips herself, bare-handed >You go rigid in your seat, trying not to let her see what that just did to you >"Thy gaze does not sit well with me." "S-sorry..." >"Hmph." >Ms. Quartz reaches into her only piece of luggage, a small leather hand-bag, and pulls out a book >You're expecting it to be the Bible, or Book of Mormon, or something >It's a Anne Rice novel, actually >There's even a handsome vampire hunk on the front >Your mouth falls open >"What? Hast thou not read true literature before?" "Actually, um, I'm a big v-vampire fan..." >Though you're more a fan of the moe-fang anime variety >Ms. Quartz raises an eyebrow >"Hmm. Well, perhaps we shall have more to talk about later. For now, I must have complete silence to enjoy this work of art." "Y-yes ma'am." >You have no idea what happened there, but you think you got on her good side? >After a 1.5-hour plane ride that somehow manages to feel double its length, you touch down in the glorious tropical city of [City and State Withheld] >Hard, hot light hits your face the second you step out of the airport; after the winter chill of Canterlot, your body delights in this new environment >The sisters seem similarly happy: Pinky reaches up and stretches, already dressed in a loose-fitting tanktop and accompanying booty shorts >Maud stares out, as passive as ever >Limestone cocks a grin and licks a drop of sweat as it rolls down her face >Marble takes advantage of the extra-High Def shadows, and hides herself firmly in yours >Cloudy, despite dressing like a Quaker, doesn't even break a sweat >"Come along, daughters. Let us hail a carriage to take us to this... merriment park." >Pinkie giggles, and skips ahead >"It's called a taxi, *mom*. And allow me." >She struts her stuff on the side of the road, and there's five cars pulled up to drive you within twenty seconds >Somehow, she even gets a 20% percent discount thrown in on the trip >So, you've never actually been outside Canterlot, aside from a brief trip to nearby Ponyville when your dad wanted to buy discount fan blades off Horselist >As far as you knew, the world consisted purely of skyscrapers and urban sprawl >But down here, everything is bright-green palm trees and sunlight glinting off comfy-looking bungaloes >And when you get to the park, it's everything you hopes >Beyond the wrought-iron fence at the front, huge buildings of plastic-molded crystal rise into the sky, catching the light and reflecting it into beams of blue and purple >The taxi gets waved through a gate, and drives you down Main Street, Equestria >Statues of Starswirl the Bearded, Tirek, Queen Chrysalis... >All of your favorite folklore characters are here >There's also the rich smell of sugary sweets in the air, mingling with the mouth-watering savory smell of cooking meat >Burgers, slushies, candy, weird park confections... >It's all in reach! >Pinkie must have noticed your drooling, because she leans over and nudges you in the ribs >"Already looking forward to a good time, Femmy~?" "Y-yeah..." >Pinkie giggles, wriggling happily in her seat, and the rest of the sisters lean in, watching you intently >In order to all fit inside, Limestone is currently sitting in Pinkie's lap; she is not at all happy about this >"Good! We are too~" Pinkie says >"Calm this foolery!" Ms. Quartz insists from the front seat. "You promised me this park would be educational about our glorious nation's history!" >"There are historical exhibitions," Maud states >"Hmph. Good. I expect this trip to be enriching. As such, I expect each of you to be in bed by no later than 8 PM." >"That's crazy!" Limestone protests, furiously squirming atop Pinkie's thighs >"Do not question me, daughter! Unless thou wishest me to procure the paddle." >For once, you see Limestone look terrified >"No... ma'am," she says >Pinkie silently goes, "Oooooh!" >Marble shrinks against your side, terrified >Maud looks unimpressed >You get the vague impression that, if anyone paddled her, the paddle would probably shatter... >You push thoughts of spanking the sisters out of your head before you can start going down a very deep, dark rabbit-hole >Just think about the hotel! >A theme-park hotel, it's going to be paradise! >As it turns out... >It is! >For once, nothing nasty jumps out to surprise you; the hotel is a spacious two-room job, plus bathroom, with a living room and a separate sleeping area >In terms of furniture, it has a couch, armchair, and two beds >You're mentally calculating who will sleep where >Last time you spent the night with the sisters, you narrowly avoided being dragging into a five-girl cuddle pile >Which sounds amazing, but when it's actually in front of you, it's pretty hard not to chicken out-- you spent the night in question on the couch >And you have a feeling you might be doing the same thing tonight >However, as soon as you step into the room, Pinkie wraps her hands around your arm >"Femmy and I call that bed!" >Limestone bristles at that >"Like fuck! I'm sleeping with her, or she's Changeling food!" >"As the oldest, I have the claim to the bed. Fem can share it with me, if she wants." >"Umm... uh..." Marble squeaks out >Cloudy scowls >"Sharing beds is against scripture! You will all sleep on the floor, and myself and our guests will have the bed! That is final!" >All the sisters grumble about that, but look too scared to question their mom >Everybody stores their stuff in the room, then Ms. Quartz takes charge again, leading you and the sisters outside the hotel >The building itself is a normal brick-and-mortal hotel, but a veneer of plastic crystal is plastered onto the walls to make it look like you're in some magical, crystal-filled kingdom >Your heart feels a bit warm and squicky at the sight >Ms. Quartz opens her mouth to speak, but Pinkie suddenly butts in front of her, unfolding a massive map >"Alrighty, alrighty! Let's get this family vacation started, fäm! So, where do we wanna go first? They got..." >"Obviously, we must visit an educational ride! On such an expensive trip, it is only wise that you be enriched," Cloudy says >"I wouldn't mind education," Maud says. "I vote for the Halls of Diamond." >"Screw that! Tirek X-Treme! Let's do something hardcore!" says Limestone >Marble just mumbles something, you can't quite tell what she wants to do >Pinkie slams the map shut >"We can't just do *everything*. Though, maybe if we didn't sleep, and only took a few minutes to eat and use the bathroom each day..." >"Limestone gets cranky when she needs to pee." >"Of course I do! Why is that something you need to point out!" >"Anyway, we gotta hit all the best stuff first! And since Femmy is our guest..." >She turns to you, as do the other sisters "U-uh..." >"Well? What's it gonna be?" "I don't know! Um, uh... it's k-kinda hot, let's do the waterpark!" >Pinkie gives you an approving smile >"Great choice! I hear they built a new Changeling Swamp water-ride! It's supposed to be terrifying!" >Pinkie slides up next to you, a sly expression on her face >"But I know the real reason you want that, Femmy~. You wanna see ol' Pinkie in a swimsuit, doncha?" "N-no! I mean, maybe, but..." >"Hah! I knew it! Well don't worry, I fill a bikini out real, real nice." >Pinkie strikes a rather suggestive pose >Meanwhile, the other sisters cluster more closely around you >"I also have an appealing figure when minimally clothed," Maud states "It doesn't sound as sexy when you say it like that..." >"Um... ah..." Marble squeaks out. "I can find something nice... I hope..." >"Forget the swimsuits!" Limestone demands. "Changelings! I knew they were around here! I'm gonna take 'em out!" >She procures an airsoft rifle out of nowhere; you have no idea how she managed to get it on the plane >"And, for what it's worth, I'm not even wearing a suit. I'm swimming in my underwear, and if they don't like it, they can try to stop me!" >She loads the rifle with a plasticky *click* "There's, uh, j-just one problem..." >"What's that?" Pinkie asks "I kinda... didn't bring a swimsuit..." >Maud lays a hand on your shoulder >"Don't worry. I brought an extra. Just for you." >A truly terrifying expression crosses her face-- it's as blank as ever, but there's a deep, dark desire etched into her features now "Oh. T-thanks?" >Pinkie licks her lips >"I helped pick it out! It's gonna look *so* good on you~!" >"Y-yeah..." Marble agrees. "Maybe, if you're n-nervous... c-change... together..." >"Stop wasting time! I wanna kill some Changelings!" Limestone says. "Nothing to do with seeing Fem in Pinkie's weird, pervy simsuit!" "Wait, pervy?" >"Girls!" Ms. Quartz insists. "You will dress modestly during this trip!" >"Right, mom..." they all mumble in unison >Then each of them looks at you >You realize Cloudy didn't say anything about how *you* would dress... >Pinkie grabs up a bag of supplies, and then the family+you heads into the park >There's the usual hassle of waiting in the admission line, combined with another scuffle when Limestone tries to sneak in a buck knife >It turns out to actually be plastic, but still... >Once you get in, you've already worked up a major sweat from standing in the sun for so long >The Wild Tempest waterpark is connected to the main park by a sandy, beach-themed path, flanked by plastic palm-trees and dotted with little plaster shells >Pinkie skips ahead, excitedly chattering about everything she wants to do >"C'mon, girls! If we hurry, we can get to the Changeling Swamp before the line fills up! And after that, we can do the Lazy River, the Tidal Wave, and my personal favorite..." >She wriggles her eyebrows >"The Grotto of Loooove~" >You gulp >A row of changing rooms stands near the end of the path, right before you enter the waterpark proper >You and the Pie sisters each find your own booth >Right before you head into yours, though, Pinkie passes your new swimsuit into your hands >At first, you think there must be some mistake >Instead of what you're used to thinking of as a swimsuit: a rectangular one-piece, or a wide two-piece bikini, it's instead just a mass of straps >When you unfold the little bundle, it just seems like a weird, malformed net >W-where do you even put your legs? >How is this supposed to cover you!? >You hear Pinkie knock on the door to your booth >"Femmy? You okay in there? Need any help~?" "N-no! Just, uh, adjusting the straps... the many... many straps..." >You put one leg through what looks like a leg-hole... >An arm through what looks like an arm-hole... >You slip your head through what you hope is a neck-hole... >And then, boom, you're in a swimsuit >At least, you think you are >Your sensitive bits are covered, at the very least, though the rest of you... >Aside from the thin lines of black criss-crossing your pale skin, most of you is totally open to anyone who looks your way >Despite being alone in the room, you feel an urge to cover yourself >In such a sheer swimsuit, it's hard not to feel a little... exposed >Especially in the back, where only a single thin strap runs between your buttocks "Um, Pinkie?" >"Yeees?" "Are you sure you gave me the right suit?" >"Heheh. If you're asking, then I definitely did..." "What was that?" >"Nothing! Let us see how you look!" Pinkie says >"Yes, we want to see. Immediately," Maud mauds >"P-please..." Marble squeaks out >"Just get out here already!" Limestone barks >You sigh >Your face feels red-hot and flushed with embarrassment >Everyone is going to see you, including the sisters >And their mom! >But you really want to have fun today, and even if you have to enjoy the park in this jumbled net of a swimsuit, well... >It'll be worth it, right? >Reluctantly, you step out to greet the sisters >The warm, sea-shore breeze wafts over your skin, caressing you pretty much everywhere >In front of you, each sister is dressed in her own suit: >Pinkie, as promised, is practically bursting out of her bikini, her soft, full figure straining the frilled lines of her garment >Maud is much more subdued: she's wearing a school-issued one-piece >But her muscular body naturally fills out out, and her thighs look cut from stone >Marble is wearing something that looks more like a scuba diver's wet-suit than a day-at-the-beach swimsuit >Only her face, hands, and feet are showing; everything else is covered by black Mesh >Limestone, as promised, is wearing her panties and a sports bra, and looking totally unconcerned about it >And either her breasts got three sizes bigger in the last minutes, or she's packing some kind of weapon in her cups... >Ms. Quartz is standing a bit behind her daughters, dressed in a sensible summer dress >You guess she won't be joining you, and you're a little glad for that; it just means less stress when dealing with the sisters >Speaking of, they've just been... staring, since you stepped out >Pinkie is the most overt; she's practically drooling, eyeing you up like she would a cake >Maud has this clinical, detached stare, sweeping her eyes slowly from your feet to your forehead, then back down >Marble sneaks quick little glances towards various parts of your body: she seems to be focusing on those few parts actually covered by the suit >And Limestone just gives you a single sharp, acidic stare >Her cheeks turn a little pink, but she continues on regardless, letting her voice drop into that weird sergeant rasp >"What, are we gonna stand around all day? Move out! We got Changelings to hunt!" >You all let Limestone lead you towards the Changeling Swamp ride >As you walk through the park, you find yourself surrounded by the smells of sunscreen, chlorine, and sweaty bodies >Pools of electric-blue water reflect sunlight and dazzle your eyes, and hundreds of park-goers cluster around you at all times >You can't believe you're actually out here, dressed like this... >The eyes of both men and women follow you everywhere, though the Pie sisters are clearly watching you closest of all >With each step, you can feel your suit riding up more and more, and you dread to think of what you might accidentally be exposing... >Finally, you reach the ride, and you sandwich yourself between Pinkie and Maud, trying to use their bodies to shelter your own >They seem more than happy to let you do this... >Pinkie slings an arm around you, and Maud subtly takes your hand in hers >"Soooo?" Pinkie asks. "You excited? Scared? Nervous? Nerouscitescared?" >"She's clearly anxious, Pinkie," Mad says. "And you probably aren't helping." >"Well so-rry! I'm just super-duper excited! We're totally gonna freak out!" >The ride is composed of a single tower, about fifty feet wide and over a hundred feet tall >It's built to look like it's made of rotting wood and jungle vines, though that's just a veneer over a solid concrete structure >Stairs spiral around the outside of the tower, leading to the top, where you and the sisters stand on a concrete platform, in the center of which stands a pool of slowly churning water >The pool spills out into a metal slide, which descends into the tower's darkness >From here, you can see vivid green eyes blinking within the tunnel, which opens in front of you like a hungry throat, ready to swallow you and the Pies >Marble's shaking, looking like she's going to pass out from sheer terror >Limestone, meanwhile, charges forward >"Aww, yeah! Changelings! Lemme at 'em!" >The lifeguard holds up her hand >"Chill. You ride in an inner-tube. Three riders per tube." >"Three?" all of the sisters cry out in unison >They glance at each other, and you sense a secret sibling battle commencing "W-wait!" you shout to the lifeguard. "Maybe there's a way you could, um, bend the rules and let us all go down together?" >The lifeguard sighs >"Only if you somehow smuggled me some booze." >"Caaan do!" Pinkie cheers. She slides up next to the lifeguard, reaches into her bikini top, and procures a full-size flask >You stare dumbfounded, wondering how in the hell she just did that, but the other sisters just take this in stride >"Typical Pinkie," Maud mutters >The lifeguard takes the booze, looking relieved, and motions you all towards a wide rubber tube >"Pile in. And hold tight to the sides when it spins you upside-down." "W-wait, we're going to go upside down?" >"Woohoo! Best ride ever!" Pinkie cheers >"The physics behind this are... questionable at best." >Regardless, Maud and Pinkie both take a seat in the tube >Limestone immediately leaps in after them, and then Marble clambers in last, until all four sisters are squished together in the raft >There's barely enough room for them, let alone for you >But they all turn, waiting expectantly for you to join them >"Hurry up, kid. I gotta drink this before the next group arrives," the lifeguard scolds "Right! Just, uh..." >You gingerly step into the raft, then slowly lower yourself down and smush in between all four sisters >In your skimp swimsuit, each of them presses pretty much right up against some area of your body >You quickly get acquainted with Pinkie's softness, Maud's rock-hard build, Limestone's wiry strength, and Marble's yielding, willowy frame >Strangely, it feels almost... nice, being sandwiched between all of them like this >The sisters sure look like they're enjoying it, at least >However, you get only about a second or two to enjoy all the skinship, before the lifeguard plants her foot against the raft and unceremoniously shoves it down the ride's waiting gullet