"Untitled" By I_wesley125 (https://pastebin.com/u/I_wesley125) URL: https://pastebin.com/wYkEGjcG Created on: Tuesday 17th of December 2013 11:12:58 PM CDT Retrieved on: Friday 30 of October 2020 11:42:29 AM UTC 21:17:05 Gatomon | so Dovah can do well on exams :3 ¦ 21:17:09 Gatomon | Dovaaaaaaaah! ¦ 21:17:48 dovahphone | no ¦ 21:18:00 Gatomon | Okay :3 ¦ 21:18:05 dovahphone | dovah will just go do dovah stuffs ¦ 21:20:04 dovahphone | and be in a lousy mood ¦ 21:47:11 Wesley | tfw just ordered someone a dragon dildo ¦ 21:54:42 ~GGMethos | was it raina? ¦ 21:54:50 ~GGMethos | lel ¦ 21:56:45 Surprise | it was uber wasnt it. ¦ 21:56:58 ~GGMethos | ewber ¦ 21:57:58 Raik[Cloche] | It was me right ¦ 21:58:00 Raik[Cloche] | for my door ¦ 21:59:11 Surprise | for your butt? ¦ 21:59:22 * | Surprise winks at cloche ¦ 21:59:49 ~GGMethos | lol ¦ 22:00:00 ~GGMethos | Cloche's gonna use her tail :P ¦ 22:02:02 ~GGMethos | hehe ¦ 22:02:11 ~GGMethos | late now ¦ 22:02:25 Surprise | Sleep? ¦ 22:02:41 ~GGMethos | yeah, raina's already sleeping on me ¦ 22:03:10 Surprise | awwh. ¦ 22:03:18 * | Surprise kisses her cheek. ¦ 22:03:31 ~GGMethos | so cute ^^ ¦ 22:03:34 Wesley | lol ¦ 22:03:48 ~GGMethos | good night ¦ 22:03:49 Wesley | No it wasn't Uber ¦ 22:03:53 Wesley | It was someone else ¦ 22:04:02 Wesley | Uber and I are talking about it tho ¦ 22:04:46 uber | tfw parents check my mail so it would be risky getting one ;~; ¦ 22:05:19 Wesley | Damn man ¦ 22:05:24 Wesley | Yeah just get a PO box ¦ 22:05:54 Surprise | Just tell them its a dragon statue. ¦ 22:06:01 Wesley | That could work ¦ 22:06:36 uber | oh ¦ 22:06:38 uber | a dragon statue ¦ 22:06:42 uber | that is a dildo ¦ 22:07:02 Wesley | hue ¦ 22:07:29 Surprise | it's multi use :P ¦ 22:08:16 Wesley | Exactly ¦ 22:08:29 uber | i'm srs ¦ 22:09:27 Wesley | Just say it's part of the collecters edition of a game ¦ 22:09:29 Wesley | And show them this ¦ 22:09:32 Wesley | http://images.bluegartr.com/bucket/gallery/da7f2587e17899e0f89691de97807523.jpg ¦ 22:10:16 uber | I remember that post on /v/ ¦ 22:10:31 uber | 'twas good ¦ 22:10:39 Wesley | Indeed ¦ 22:10:58 Wesley | But yeah ¦ 22:11:00 Wesley | Just tell them that ¦ 22:11:10 Wesley | And say you didn't even realize it was a dildo ¦ 22:11:27 Wesley | Or just say it's a dragon tongue because of all the dragon language in Skyrim huehue ¦ 22:11:35 Wesley | I'm sure they wouldn't even know the difference