"Space marine First Contact Equis"
By HumanSuperiority (https://pastebin.com/u/HumanSuperiority)

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Created on: Tuesday 8th of September 2015 12:19:59 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 03:41:03 PM UTC


>you are a Space marine
>you are human perfection
>a living totem to the god emperor and a monument of humanity
>and you will purge xeno and heretics of all forms
>your hate is pure 

>the voice of your brother astartes booms on the coms 
>"Be ready for landing, ETA twenty minutes" 
"I'm ready brother"
>this is your first mission as a reborn astartes
>you are now a member of the deathwatch
>and the only thing you hate more than Heretics
>are xenos 

>be purple autism 
"get ready girls! that large... THING fell just outside of Ponyville, its our duty as the elements of harmony to investigate for the princess"
>Dash sleepily replies "yeah yeah lets just get this over with already im tired from being so awesome all day"

>be back to being a far superior species 
>"landing zone clear. small herd of equines are outside no threats detected"
"Affirmative"
>you load your holy Bolter each explosive round in your magazine has holy scripts painstakingly scratched into them
>the blast-doors open and you screen the area for threats and move out
>"hey you!"
>CONTACT!
>you snap your bolter to the sound of the voice
>did the white and purple equine talk?
>"yes you! what do you think you're doing making all that noise and disturbing the peace you ruffian!"
>the equine talks...
>talks...
>intelligent life...
"XENO FILTH! TASTE THE WRATH OF THE GOD EMPEROR!" 
>within a second you have emptied your bolter and nearly all of the six xenos are slain but one remains
>the pink and yellow one, the last survivor, she cowers tears and sobs and wailing
>"wwhhhY WHY DID YOU..."
>before she can sway you with any xenos magic you sprint twoards her and smash her skull into the ground with a loud crunch
>you love your job
>you open coms signal
"this is brother Davaent, this planet is a xenos world. prepare for immediate invasion and purge"
>"affirmative brother meet us at rendezvous point Theta"
"affirmative brother the emperor has no mercy for xenos and neither do we"

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