">something with socks"
By Hexus (https://pastebin.com/u/Hexus)

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Created on: Saturday 2nd of November 2019 02:26:44 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 04:18:50 AM UTC


======Something With Socks======
Prompt:
>Honestly, this /swg/ character ensemble makes me want to try an excuse at a mashup greentext
>something with socks
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>Anon and the Boogiemare looked upon the massive, wrinkled stockings thrown around the floor
>A tag stuck out on one end, advertising the fact that it was 8,000,000 thread count
>"These are it, huh?"
"Yeah, if you ask me, someone's just looking for excuses to have such a huge budget for..."
>The sock shifts and Anon stumbles backwards
>Boogie's expression is totally unchanged, but she hops alongside him with a "Jumpscaresarethelowestformofhorror!"
>As Anon recovers, he lifts part of the opening
>”A snakepony?”
>The scaled monsterhorse briefly opens an eye
>”It’s soft and warm,” she says matter-of-factly, and settles back down
>Anon and the Boogiemare share a look
"How long has she been sleeping in there?"
>Heavy, thudding steps sound in the room
>"Oh that's where I left it!"
>The socks suddenly shifts, lifting upwards as the kaiju slips it onto a hind leg
“Orchid! There’s a-”
>Boogie suddenly rises up into his vision as she twists around, a hoof covering his lips
>”Ssshhh.”
>The kaiju looks their way as she slowly pulls the sock up to her lower thigh
>”There’s a what?”
>Boogie shoved her hoof in his mouth
>”Nothing, he’s just tired”
>”Okay, get some good rest, Anon!” Orchid sang back cheerily as she finished securing her sock
>The hoof in question landed with a thud next to them, shocking all into silence until a voice floated out of the sock
>”Warm~”
>He squints in disbelief
>"Where's the other one?" the kaiju asks, searching
>Boogie looked over Anon’s shoulder
>He stopped turning as soon as he saw the edge of the fabric
>He shook his head frantically but that sharptoothed grin nodded back at him
>”Get some good rest, Anonymous.”
>With his fear enhancing her, he was thrown bodily into the tube
>Anon looked up from the fabric cave to see her chuckling as she waved up to the kaijupone
>”It’s right here!” Boogie laughs
>He starts to scramble for the exit when everything lifts up
>Anon goes tumbling down the fabric tuble, rolling to a stop at the bottom
>He stares up, catching a sea of glowing lights covering the outside
>For a moment he feels hope but instead of her eye peeking in, it’s just her tail hairs opening the sock
>He knew what was coming next
>Her leg lifts and the hard rim of the hoof starts coming down through the tunnel
>Guided right towards him is the thing that shatters mech armor
>He scrambles towards the middle and braces just in time as her hoof comes down, covering the remaining space
>He opens his eyes in the darkness, her leg blocking out the vast majority of the light
>Vertigo takes him as she lifts a hoof and settles it down on the ground with a muffled thunk
>"How is it?" Boogie laughs from outside
"Boogie, you bitch!"
>He can hear her snickering through the fabric
>Meanwhile, Orchid shifts her weight, the socks flexing and pulling at their captives
>”It's soft," she says happily
>He starts to struggle, pushing up to fight them off
>It was futile against that much weight, but if he could just get her to notice him
>"Something feels weird."
“Orchid, yes! I’m in-”
>"They're so comfortable! It’s like a massage! Now I finally understand why you humans wear these!”
“Orchid, no!”
>The hoof rises up and tilts back, drawing him down slightly along the frog of her hoof to adjust
>"Is this what socks are like?"
>Nothing but her hoof across your back and her thighs to look up to
>The socks stretches taut, wedging him in tight and burying him in the underside of her hoof
“Huh, the snake was right.”