"[EQG} No Student Parking: Special Summer Edition"
By Greggums (https://pastebin.com/u/Greggums)

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Created on: Tuesday 12th of June 2018 04:03:04 AM CDT
Retrieved on: Saturday 24 of October 2020 06:14:08 AM UTC


>Monday in Equestria
>You are Vice-Principal Luna
>You are tucked under your sheets, with several fans circulating what remains of the cool night air
>An alarm reminds you that it's 11:00 AM
>And it's also the first day of Summer Vacation!
>A hybrid chuckle-yawn slips past your lips as you stretch to wake up
>Sliding out of bed, you saunter your way downstairs into the kitchen
No work and no students for two whole months!
>You exclaim to no one as you pour yourself a mug of joe
>Sure there was administrative paperwork to handle, but you can worry about that later in the day
>All that matters now is your coffee
And that pizza I ordered before I took my post-wake-up nap should be here right abou-
>DING-DONG
Perfect!
>You skip towards the door, stopping to grab a small tip from your change jar by the door
>As you do so, you realize that you look a bit...frumpy
>Your hair is a mess, and your pajamas are a VERY long shirt that hangs off one shoulder and barely covers your knees
Eh, it's summer. Who cares?
>You open the door, ready to receive your greasy breakfast of champions
>"Here's your p-Oh, heya VP! You look amazing!"
>Oh no.
>"Say, this isn't like one of those videos where you invite me in to give me a tip, right? I mean, your order did say 'extra-sau-GRRK!"
>In one swift move you jam five dollars in his mouth, relieve him of your nosh, and slam the door shut.
>Anon coughs outside as he spits the money onto the floor
>"Hey wow! Twenty bucks!"
Dang it....I was going to use that at the arcade later.
>Then you hear another knock.
>"Uhh, so is this a 'no' on the special tip?"
>You lock the door and speak through the mailslot.
Leave my porch or I'm sending my dog after you.
>Anon scrambles as he leaves the stoop
>"I'll see you when you order delivery again, my love!"
>As he gets in his car, you open your phone and call up Peezter Robo to try and get Anon fired.
>Sure, it's a bit of an overreaction
>But this pizza is too delicious for you to avoid it all summer.

>Monday Afternoon in Equestria
>You are Headmistress Cadance
>You're taking a nice cruise down the boulevard in your wheels when you see a crudely painted sign
>"CAR WAZH, FIVE DOLLAR$", it reads
Aww, it's so great to know kids still try to raise money on summer break!
>Deciding to humor them, you pull into the parking lot to get your car washed
>"Hello Sir, or Madam, would you like a car wash today?", a familiar voice drones out to you
>You angle your sunglasses down to peer over the top of the lenses
>Sure enough it's Shining Armor, reading off his palm again
>Well, at least he's kind of a kid. Sort of.
Hello, Shining. Trying to raise money for some new video game?
>He does a quick look around before he lets out a sigh
>"Actually, my friend just got fired this morning, so I'm helping him earn some gas money so he can get to an interview tomorrow."
Aw, that's so nice of you! How many customers have you had so far?
>Shining giggles for a moment, then recomposes himself.
>"I think you're our...third customer today? We would have had more, but Anon's sales tactics are a bit agg-"
>"SHINY! WHAT DID I TELL YOU IS THE FIRST RULE OF CAR WASH?", a green young man barks as he approaches your car
>"Always Be Selling", Shining winces a bit as he replies
>Quickly, the other young man gets close enough for your to recognize
Hello, Autonomous. How's your day been?"
>"I've been good Miss Cadenza." Autonomous looks back and forth between you and Shining
>"But YOU could use a good car wash!"
>You nod
That's kinda why I'm here.
>Anon nods enthusiastically in reply
>"OF COURSE! WE OFFER ONLY THE BEST RUBDOWNS ON ANY CHASSIS, AND MY FRIEND HERE SPECIALIZES IN THE OLDER MODELS.", he announces with a wink
>Shining Armor turn red and starts to back away, but Anon grabs and wrestles him onto your windshield, trying to rip off Shining's shirt
Woah!
>"Ease up man, c;mon!"
>"NEVER! THE CUSTOMER DEMANDS PLEASING!"
>None of you notice as a police car sidles up beside you.

>Early Monday Evening in Equestria
>You are Principal Celestia
>And it is Poker Night, one of the most important days on your calendar this month
>Next to the Cheese, Cake, Cheesecake, and Whisky Convention in two weeks, that is
Sombra and Chrysalis are going to get their wallets drained tonight!, you say to your mirror with a grin
>They got their butts handed to them every week, but they always got cocky around the start of summer for some reason
>Locking up, you hop in your car for a drive across town to Sombra's Apartment

>You drum your fingers against the wheel
The light at 3rd always takes forever, you grumble
>Tap-tap, goes a finger on your window
>On reflex, you swing the car door open hard enough to knock them to knock your assailant to the ground
>You grab your phone to call 911
>"Ugh, Principal...whyy?", groans the man you knocked down
Anonymous?

>Making a left on 7th, you get onto the freeway as you make your way towards Anon's house
>Sombra was okay with waiting to till you showed up, but both Chrysalis and yourself were miffed with having to wait.
Haven't been late to a single game in five years, you know?
>"Sorry."
It's fine.
>You shift lanes to be closer to the upcoming offramp
So, what's with the daisy dukes?
>Anon looks down, as if noticing his shorts for the first time
>"Oh. Well, I was deliving a piza to Miss Luna."
Dressed like that?
>"No!", he shakes his head, "I had a uniform! But when I got back to the shop, my boss fired me for 'harassing' someone. I treated Peetzer Robo like a temple. Then, when I was trying to raise gas money with a car wash, some cop mistook me and my friend for sex workers! Do I look like a sex worker to you?"
>You pull off the freeway and make a left
Just a little, you smirk.
>Anon chuckles as you pull up in front of his house
>"But hey at least I can sleep at home tonight, right?"
>Gingerly, you pat his shoulder
That's the spirit, Ann. Now fuck off; I've got poker to win and you left a wet spot on my seat.