"Opt.2: The Royal Plot Package by Anon" By FrankHogs555 (https://pastebin.com/u/FrankHogs555) URL: https://pastebin.com/FLb9eYJd Created on: Friday 24th of January 2014 05:31:52 PM CDT Retrieved on: Saturday 31 of October 2020 10:57:09 PM UTC Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)15:20 UTC-5 No.15872978 Replies: >>15873016 >>15873119 >Be Anon. >It's the slow season for work so you browse /mlp/ when you have time. >Start reading the "story time!" thread. >Read the different options. >Well of course most will pick option 2. "This OP is fucking gay! Who has time to think of this faggy shit?" >Who are you talking to? >Why didn't you think of this faggy shit first?! >Fucking casual. >Hear Beefy man knuckles knock on your door. >Stride to the door and look through your peephole. >It's a guy,easily seven tall garbed in the all too familiar attire of the Demonic delivery service...Fed EX. >Open the door 1/? >His hat is covering most of his face >He wordlessly thrusts a clipboard and pen into your chest. >The fuckers jacked man. >You sign it without looking at the print and shakily hand it back. >Pretty weenie bro. >He two-wheels a giant box into your home. >Big enough to be a sofa. Did you order a sofa? >He exits your home, slamming your door on the way. >you inspect the box. >Sender:dickscore >you laugh at the absurd sender name. >the box jiggles a bit >somethings inside. >you rush to your kitchen and get a knife and go to work on the tape >the box bursts open and packing foam floods your floor. >hey Anon want some Celestia sprawled out on your floor with that packing foam? >Hahaha-ha... >Wait. Wut. what do /mlp/? Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)16:48 UTC-5 No.15874291 Replies: >>15874393 >>15874420 >>15874449 >>15875435 >You stand there in silence. >The Sun-princess is here in your one-bedroom apartment. >Out cold. >Your anus clenches up >Knees weak, Palms are sweaty- >Palms. >The knife! >Sweet tits on a Dolphin, what if you cut her, you autistic cunt-nugget?! >Making fucking played-out 8-mile jokes in this situation. >Faggot. >you set the blade down on a end table and quickly move to inspect the Royal pony's body. >You gently clear packing foam from her regal figure. >your hand brushes alongst her ribcage. >Her fur is soft to the touch. >like warm satin. >you trace a finger over her cutie mark hypnotized by her image. >she lets out a low moan, and kicks her right hind-leg a bit. >you move to her wings which have been unfurled,since she came out the box. >you let the feathers slide in between your fingers. >They feel like soap suds in terms of softness. >and her scent! She smells of fresh Vanilla and, maple. >Unf >.... >What were you doing again? >.... >..... >Right! >Checking for damages. >You give a more detailed inspection. >She has a wad of tape slid around her necklace. >If you're careful you can cut it and peel it off. >You stand and go to retrieve the knife. >Damn these pants are tight. >Still, that thread shit was for real? >you pick up the blade and turn back to the princess. >She has an eye opened and is staring at you. ".....well.Shit." Damage control /mlp/! what do? _________Hopeitsatrollend________ Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)17:23 UTC-5 No.15874990 Replies: >>15875063 >>15875173 >>15875241 >>15874420 # >You sweat profusely >The gentle aroma of Vanilla and maple is replaced with that of dirty olive garden cookware. >You both continue this contest of silence. "Fuck you goddamned ninjas!" >You attempt to throw the knife past her. >you move your arm with the speed of the matrix. >She is sitting up now, still staring. >...Where's the knife? "where's the knife?" >she quietly points a golden shoed hoof to your mid-section. >HA HA. OH WOW. >It's lodged in your hardened manly meat loaf. >You and the princess both laugh before you pass out from shock and blood loss. >Celestia panics and breaks down your balcony door to seek help. >A obese woman power walking notices her and the white pony goddess poofs away in a showy cloud of glitter and guitar rifts. gameover.jpg BAD END _______________________Ohthanklunaandcelestia_____________________ Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)18:21 UTC-5 No.15876152 Replies: >>15876203 >>15876232 >>15876310 >>15876332 >>15875543 # >You drop the knife and take to your knee. >You begin to sweat. "m-my l-l-lady.." >Your inner Lamar calls to you >"You betta untuck dem nuts and add some bass to your voice Beeitch!" >You nod in understandment to his advice. >Celestia rises from her packing foam bed and stands to full height. >Your inner Lamar goes on. >"Also, get rid of that yee-yee ass haircut and, you might get some bitches on ya dick! Niggaaaaa~" >He fades back into the ether of your mind. >fucking gta v. >You look up to the sun pony. >She gently smiles and turns around, flashing her marebits. >You grin excitedly. >Your dreams are coming true! >It's like starring in a Bolding story! Almost... >you rush to unbuckle your jeans. >It took little time but, Op's rules kicked in like a boss! >pants hanging around yourankles you shuffle to your prize. >Yea nigga. You go commando in dis bitch. >just ignore the...uh.. faded dookie stains though. >black and white flash in your vision. >oh. Princess Celestia just bucked you. ow. >you lay on the ground,back pressed against the wall wheezing. >shithurts.jp... >FUCK THE JOKES. >The pain is mind-blowing! >You better not cry! >"Where is this place you have spirited me to?! Speak pink,hairless creature!" >She trots forward and leans down. >Her horn is an inch from your eye. >"Or else." Balls in your court /mlp/ Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)19:05 UTC-5 No.15876865 Replies: >>15876955 >>15877038 >>15877045 >>15876332 # >>15876310 # >you close your eyes and summon your inner Lamar. >"Well?! Speak or I shall- "You betta move that horn from my fizzace or getcha ass smizzacked BEEITCH!" >You reach up and forcibly move her horn >The Princess is visibly confused and, backs away a few steps, not breaking eye contact. >despite the pain, you rise to your feet. >The smell of Chef Boyarde emanates from your pockets as, you pull your pants back up. >"W-who or what are you..?" >she's a tad calmer, but still shaken. >Now would be a good time to talk to her cal- "BOBBY BIGDICK UP IN DIS BITCH! NEEYIGGA!" >Fuck maybe this was'nt such a hot idea. >Celestia wobbles abit before collapsing. >She must be exhausted. >OP's rules come to mind again. what next /mlp/? Anonymous 01/24/14(Fri)19:51 UTC-5 No.15877763 Replies: >>15877828 >>15877830 >>15877831 >>15877873 >>15877881 >>15876955 # >You slowly approach the Alabaster goddess. >poking her body a bit you, decide it best to move her to your bed. >you mutter a little apology to her before you try to lift her. >Naturally you fail. Why? >Well Lamar isn't exactly brock lesnar. Pair that with your swelling purple hoof-mark caved in chest. >Fucking hell. >you settle for just dragging her instead. >You really should've swept up those toe-nail clippings. >After a solid hour of dragging the sun pony to your room and placing her in your bed you sit down beside her panting. >your Inner Lamar calls to you. >"Forum Gangstas Nigga, BLAZE UP!" >Time for a doobie snack. >you reach into your nightstand and brandish your favorite bong. "Good ol Rainbow hash." >as you prep the smoking utensil, you brandish your laptop and refresh the story time thread. >HA HA. OH WOW. >Some faggot is doing a story about princess celestia coming to his apartment. >His anon lodged a knife in his cock. >What brand of faggot writes this shit? >......cough.. >you bring a lighter up to your weapon of grass destruction. >Oh baby it stinks so good. >you glance at the sleeping Royalty >You snicker and blow your smoke into her muzzle. >Her face contorts a bit, but she remains asleep. >Thirty minutes pass of you second-handing Celestia, until she begins to stir. >"mm..wha..huh?" >She sits up and scans the room. >Her eyes have a nice pinkie pie color. >"buh-bobby bigdick..?" /mlp/ what next? RPP 01/24/14(Fri)21:01 UTC-5 No.15879136 >Celestia wobbles off of your bed. >She's zig-zagging into your possesions man! >There goes your fine china cupboard,and priceless jade egg. >When did you obtain these? >It'll be worth it for that sweet vanilla maple butt. >unf. >"my head is swimming...!" >Celestia giggles and starts to dance. >It reminds you of that nude CWC Gif. >you watch amused and high as all hell. >Stoner fuck. >you spins and spins, then comes to a halt. >Her eyes are half-lidded. >She looks like Forest Whitaker. >She plops down swaying. >"I WANT ANSWERS...!!!...and cake. Lots of cake." >She giggles. >Fucking canterlot voice. "Well shit...I think I got some doritos or something man..." >you sound like Shaggy. >You stand up and stumble to the kitchen,celestia following close behind...sorta. >She's resumed her spinning dance once more. >her tail is knocking flatware and appliances over. >fucking AOE. RPP 01/24/14(Fri)21:49 UTC-5 No.15880005 Replies: >>15880056 >>15880127 >>15880238 >>15880292 >>15879136 # >Eventually you and Celestia sat down to eat. >Your highs came down as well. >She ran you through the riot act into the wee hours of the night. >Anonymous, Human, Earth etc.. >Fortunately she doesn't recall your explosion of pasta earlier, or know why she's here. >You know though, and that's a secret you will take to your grave. >She was stunned at the realization she would never get back to her little ponies and, turned various colors of gray. >You didn't bargain for all this. >You just wanted to sex up a Pony man! >Sounds weird when you say it like that. >When she was satisfied with the who,what and where she took to lounging on your sofa. >She just sits the head hung low, while you watch tv, play games and surf the net. >You have to do something. >Even Inner Lamar is getting worried. What do /mlp/? RPP 01/24/14(Fri)22:27 UTC-5 No.15880736 >>15880292 # >>15880127 # >You look over to Celestia from your laptop. >She lets out a quiet sigh, still staring at the floor. >Fuck this. You're not inept anon! Get a smile on her face Anon! Go! >You hear the instrumental for "I got the golden ticket" play somewhere. >You head into your kitchen and open your cupboards. >Fuck yeah! Chocolate cake mix go! >You preheat the oven and fetch the ingriedients. >Amongst all the noise you fail to notice Celestia turn in your direction sad, but curious. >you hum the lazytown cake song as you combine everything into a bowl. >you whisk it all together with righty. >Strong Faphand is best hand. >You pour it into a tin and put it in the oven, and set your egg timer. >You feel giddy. You know this will work. >Inner Lamar chimes in. >"You ol sensitive kind-hearted ass nigga! You gon make me wanna suck yo dick! >L.D can be a bit weird at times. >Time passes, and eventually the timer beeps. >Removing the sweet fluffy confectionate from its metal prison you set it on a plate to cool. >master Chef on deez hoes! >A few minutes pass and you cut a generous slice from it. 1/2 RPP 01/24/14(Fri)22:59 UTC-5 No.15881408 Replies: >>15881501 >>15881538 >you place the plate in front of celestia. >Her wing twitches but otherwise,nothing else. >Almost,just a little more. >You turn on your Tv and go through your DVR. >You bring up a recorded MLP: Fim episode from season 1. > It was when Twilight and her friends went to the Gala. >The Theme begins to play. >It catches Celestia's attention. >She looks from the tv to you and back. >"Anonymous...What is the meaning of this..?" >You stare at the playing episode. "This where I know you from. You originated from a show called my little pony friendship is magic. >She stares at the screen as well. >Her and Twilight are greeting canterlot nobles. "Another Human. A Female. Named Lauren Faust created you for the sole purpose of entertaining children." >Your bluntness could club someone to death right now. "but-" >She breaks her gaze and directs it towards you. >"...but..?" >You look to her and smile. "Most if not the entire world has grown to love you." >She blushes and turns a bit lighter,but then grits her teeth. >"Then why leave me here?! Who is that other Celestia?!" >She's standing now poised to pounce on you. >You sigh. "I wish I could give you an answer Princess, but I don't know what to say. You're here and real to me." and you love her. >wait. you said that last part out loud. Jackass. >She stares in shock, face crimson- >Crimson. Holy shit her colors back! >She finally sits down. Head hung low again but a small smile adorns her face. >She looks to the tv. >Fluttershy is hulking out about the animals. >She chuckles softly,and leans down to bite the cake. >She has tears in her eyes,while she chews. >"itsgh...goof." aww /mlp/ you sensitive fucks. what next? RPP 01/24/14(Fri)23:46 UTC-5 No.15882449 Replies: >>15882511 >>15882648 >>15882744 >>15882772 >>15882842 >>15881501 # >>15881560 # >>15881538 # >You slide down next to her and watch the episode together. "I'm glad you like it." >She finishes her treat and neck nuzzles you, her demeanor improving. >you rake your fingers across her back gently. >she gasps softly and tenses up. "besides, there's nothing sweeter than you Princess." >You give her horn a gentle peck. >"Nngh...!" >She shudders,and leans into you. >you look to her concerned. "Shit! You okay Princess?!" >She pants, her face flushed. >You can hear the end credits theme. >She's looking at you. >She's vulnerable. >You've fapped enough to that sex scene from monsters ball to know what's next. >"Anonymous..." >You can smell the chocolate on her breath. >Your heart is thumping,there's a lump in your throat and your head is hazy. "Y-yes Princess?" >She shuffles a bit and closes her eyes. >She trails her nose along your neck, her warm breath flowing across your skin. >You stifle a moan. >"Did you truly mean it?" go /mlp/. but ask yourself this. Do you want it like this? RPP 01/25/14(Sat)00:25 UTC-5 No.15883267 Replies: >>15883313 >>15883355 >>15882511 # >>15882648 # >She slides a hoof over your lap brushing against your clothed manhood. >she slides her tongue tip across your earlobe. >Inner Lamar is cheering you on. >Dammit you want this. >Or rather penis does. >But not like this dammit! >Fuck you R Kelly. >You put a hand on her neck. >She leans back confused. "I do...but let's wait a bit Princess." >She stares at you. >"I thought you loved me anonymous.." >You do! "I do!" >She pushes herself onto you,and you both tumble onto the ground. >She lowers her body onto yours. >The heat feels amazing. >Her horn glows and your shirt comes off. >She slowly starts to lick your nipples. >Her tongue is working delicate patterns around the areola. "Nnnn..noo.." >Your toes curl >she blows on the wet spots >"Your body betrays your mouth anon.." >She begins kissing your neck. >You start to moan more. >"It's why you choose option 2 after all.." >She's slowly trailing up to your mouth. >WHOA WHOA WHOA. >What did She just say?? /mlp/.....something ain't right. What do? RPP 01/25/14(Sat)00:57 UTC-5 No.15883833 Replies: >>15883903 >>15883918 >>15883935 >>15883971 >>15884061 >>15884438 >>15883446 # >>15883413 # >>15883393 # >>15883387 # >>15883355 # lol how lucky was that? >Despite your red giant fighting to escape from its denim purgatory you resist the urge to drill Celestia. >You try to focus amongst all the pleasure. >All you can think of is your childhood and watching cartoons. >That Johnny Bravo. What a card. > Of course! The monkey! >You immediately rocket your arms up and ball up your fists. >Celestia has noticed the sudden movement, and ceased her erotic actions. >"W-what are you doing? >with a deadpan face you lean up to look at her. "The monkey." >You immediately start swinging your arms up and, down. >It resembles that retarded dance Chao do in SA2. >It's super effective! >Your beefy man strength gently pummels the Alicorn off you. >She's standing. >She. Is. Pissed. >"You FOAL!" >You stop your imitation of a stroke victim and scuttle behind your armchair. >"You picked option two!! WHY WON'T YOU TAKE ME! >She stomps. it leaves cracks. >"WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME LIKE YOU LOVE HER?!" >Shits getting freaky yo. >"why...?" >She slumps to her rumpand looks at you with tears in her Green eyes. >"Just...tell me why anonymous...?" /mlp/ what do? RPP 01/25/14(Sat)01:28 UTC-5 No.15884424 Replies: >>15884500 >>15884958 >>15883971 # >>15883918 # >She begins softly weeping. >you grimace and slowly ease your way around the armchair. >you tiptoe to Celestia and kneel down. >You take her in your arms and whisper to her. >she puts her forehooves around you a softly sobs. "It's okay Celly. It's okay..." >She sniffles. "But this situation begs for exposition." >"Dis fancy talking nigga puttin on airs! Haaaaa~" >Bad time inner Lamar. >L.D quiets down. >Celestia sniffles. >"Okay..what do you want to know? >She hiccups RPP 01/25/14(Sat)02:02 UTC-5 No.15884958 Replies: >>15885031 >>15885061 >>15885067 >>15885103 >>15885264 >>15885302 >>15885343 >>15884424 # >You rub your chin. "Okay. What do you mean by "love you like I love her? >she turns her head away rosy cheeked, but still sobbing. >you cup her muzzle and lead her eyes back to yours. >she has puppy dog eyes. >"Please don't hate me." "I'd never hay-" >Celestia erupts in green unburning flames. >The flowing aurora mane turns limp and sickly green. >your breathing quickens. >that soft satin coat is now a chitinous ebony Carapce >the delicate gold shoed hooves are now perforated and jagged. >You are frozen in...well you can't really describe what you feel. >your hand is still cupped around her face. >her hooves slowly make their way to your wrist. >She softly kisses the palm of your hand. >"I am not Celestia." >her deep Green eyes look into yours. >"I am Chrysalis." "...." What next /mlp/. RPP 01/25/14(Sat)02:45 UTC-5 No.15885525 >>15885103 # >>15885067 # >>15885061 # >>15885031 # >You lick your lips and take a deep breath. >It's the fucking queen of the changelings.It's always been. >The reason why shit has been so random. So silly. >Inner Lamar wasn't Lamar at all. >If you had to form a hypothesis it was your subconscious telling you to wake up via means of a character you were recently familiar with. >.... >Were you always this articulate? >Perhaps the fact you possess such self-awareness is proof you aren't some insectoid equine puppet. >but then again that also proves something else. >You aren't awake either. >"Anon...?" >she nuzzles your cheek. >Her skin is soft yet firm. Does that make sense? >This all feels so real. >you take her face in both your hands. >You smile. but the creeping fear is building. "Let's start over. I'd like to introduce myself I'm anonymous. Anon for short. >you release her face. >She blinks twice. >she then gives you a toothy grin. >"You may address me as Chrysalis." >you both chuckle. >She moves a little closer to you. >"Is it always this easy? "It is when you can sympathize with someone." >you look at each other for a long moment. "One other thing I have to know...how did you know about the thread?" >She freezes up. >"I-uh...I-" "Chrysalis. It's okay. I won't hate you. No matter what. >she looks into your eyes for deceit,and exhales. >"I saw it on your laptop...when you came to Equestria Anon.." "...What? I don't understa-" >"You didn't pick option 2 Anon..you picked 1." well shit. what now /mlp/? RPP 01/25/14(Sat)03:55 UTC-5 No.15886401 >You make a fish-face, opening and closing your mouth at this revelation. "....ah....uh.." >The changeling queen averts her eyes and continues to talk. >"You wrote down in the thread you would "pick option 1 so as not to taint your Alicorn waifu"." >She scowls at the thought of Celestia being referred to so affectionately. >"You were dumped into Equestria after that I presume. Unfortunately.." >she rubs a hoof on your chest. >"I was sent flying from canterlot..and landed on you hooves first." >That's why it only hurts...you never actually felt the buck earlier itself. "Then why try to fuck me?! I would've been sent home if I had or did anything sexual with a pony! >She giggles. >"I'm not a pony technically." >ooh. damn. >Loophole.gif >"If you like I can take a more comfortable form for you to be intimate with. >you cock an eyebrow. >A pillar of green flame erupts underneath her. >She is now pinkiepony. >your manhood and balls recede into your body. >you are now a ken doll. "........" >changelings should not into /mlp/ what do /mlp/? RPP 01/25/14(Sat)04:23 UTC-5 No.15886730 Replies: >>15886743 >>15886767 >>15886457 # >>15886451 # >She falls back laughing at your reaction, returning to her original form. >Trollsalis.jpg >She sits back up,and wipes a tear from her eye. >That's how it is huh? >You clear your throat and look downwards feigning a blush. "you could take any form you want true..." >you lean in. >she stops laughing and studies you. >you cup her cheek. "But why would I want anything else when I have you right here as yourself. >Her eyes are dinner plates. >you lean in and slowly kiss her cheek. >A wild Billy Joel appears! >Armed with a mighty Gee-tar He plays "just the way you are". >How did he get here? >Nigga you dreaming.kinda.sorta. >Chrysalis is visibly aroused now. >She looks about ready to pounce.. Oh boy. prepare your loins /mlp/. What do? RPP 01/25/14(Sat)04:43 UTC-5 No.15886907 Replies: >>15886955 >>15887034 >>15887051 >>15886666 # Holy shit. >She's breathing quite hard now. "Chrysalis." >you put your hands on her shoulders. "You don't ever have to hide yourself or pretend to be anyone else. I like you for you. Forget Celestia. I'd take you over her anyday." >Her eyes water. >you move your hands and stand up. "That being said-" >You unzip your pants. >Your cock bursts through like porky pig at the end of a looney tunes cartoon. >He looks pissed. >More veins exposed than frieza's final form. 10%ofmypower.jpg >Chrysalis is panting again. >She looks from you to your red hulk. >You cock-slap her. "Go-go-Gadget dick." >You smirk before you feel your legs begin to buckle. >Chrysalis has taken you into her mouth with speeds that would give Rainbow Dash diarrhea. well /mlp/ you did it. now what?