"(FR) Too Hot"
By FlutterPriest (https://pastebin.com/u/FlutterPriest)

URL: https://pastebin.com/7eXeSu7Q
Created on: Saturday 26th of October 2013 08:21:53 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Wednesday 28 of October 2020 08:43:15 AM UTC


>Day it's too fucking hot.
>Inside your house with no air conditioning.
>Dying of thirst.
>Head to the fridge.
>Where is your soda?
>Why is the soda gone?
>Head to the sink.
>Turn the faucet.
>Why is the water gone?
>Fuck!
>Head to the liquor cabinet.
>Open it up.
"WHY IS THE RUM GONE?"
>Knock at the door.
>Rip it open.
>There's Flutternutter.
>"Would you like a drink Anon?"
>She hands you a soda bottle.
>You are thirsty as balls.
>Snatch it from her.
>Smell it.
>It smells like horse poon.
"Is this mare juice?"
>"N-no... it's cola."
>Begin drinking.
"Wow, this is actually pretty good! What is this?"
>"It's a homemade recipe!"
"What do you call this?"
>"Cunt-A-Cola!"
>She winks at you.
>You vomit on her.