"(FR) Seaponies"
By FlutterPriest (https://pastebin.com/u/FlutterPriest)

URL: https://pastebin.com/z6Wxvy1R
Created on: Wednesday 30th of October 2013 07:36:37 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Wednesday 28 of October 2020 08:43:08 AM UTC


prose: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/307540/8/fluttershy-wants-in-your-pants/seaponies

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>"Shoo bee doo! Shoo Shoo-"
>You smash your waterproof alarm clock with every ounce of strength you have.
>Looking outside your protective water tight home, it looks like an average day under the sea.
>The typical morning drill.
>Head downstairs and pour yourself some Ocean Berry Crunch cereal.
>Now with extra vitamin sea!
>Whatever the fuck that meant.
>It tasted good though.
>You hear a buzz from the front of your passage to the outside ocean.
>Sighing, you know that this can't be good.
>Who would have thought that moving away from Ponyville and into a seapony colony would simply make Fluttershy get herself transformed into a seapony herself.
>What the fuck.
>You put on your protective ocean suit and your massive diving helmet.
>Maybe you should take something to defend yourself today.
>Looking at the coffee table, you see a massive over sized drill.
"I don't own that. Why is that in my house?"
>You enter the transfer chamber and turn on your oxygen.
>Looks like it's working fine.
>The chamber begins to fill with water as you see FlutterFish swimming peacefully outside your home.
>Moving outside, the underwater suit projects your voice to the yellow seahorse.
"Alright. What's your guess today?"
>"Oh... Um... Is the f-father carrying the child your fetish?"
"No."
>"Oh... Well. Um. We should probably go see a doctor then."
>You sit there for a moment taking her words in.
"What."
>She nods to you.
"You mean... right now."
>She nods.
>"I've been thinking about what she could be called. A Satyr Seapony? Maybe a Merfolkpony. Or-"
>Nope.
>NOPE.
"NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE."
>You begin to wave your arms in panic.
>Slowly of course, because you are underwater.
>You actually look more like a retard trying to scare a bear away.
>"A-Anon.. What are you-"
"THIS ABOMINATION IS NOT MEANT FOR THIS WORLD!"
>You unhook your oxygen tank and breath in deeply.
>Water begins to fill your lungs and you feel heavy.
>You begin to cough, but the water runs too fast.
>Everything goes black.

>You wake up in a seapony hospital room, attached to oxygen.
>Seaponyshy sits in the corner, cradling something in her arms.
>How long were you out?
>Are you still?
>You rub your stomach.
>Flat.
>Awesome!
>Not fat!
>"Oh! Hi there Anon. Do you want to see the first Satyr that can breathe underwater?"
>Your screams could be heard for nautical miles.

>"She even said her first words too!"
>The abomination crawls out her mama's hooves.
>"Shoo Bee Doo! Shoo Shoo Bee Doo!"
>Fucking Seaponies.