"(FR) Lyler vs The Flutterbat (S4E7)"
By FlutterPriest (https://pastebin.com/u/FlutterPriest)

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Created on: Sunday 29th of December 2013 10:39:59 PM CDT
Retrieved on: Wednesday 28 of October 2020 08:42:20 AM UTC


prose: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/245069/2/the-lyler-archive/lyler-and-the-flutterbat

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>You wake up in the dark of the night in the middle Ponyville.
>Slowly you get to your feet and look around to get your bearings.
>A shadow moves swiftly through the air.
>Immediately you look around and guard yourself.
>It looks like there is a forest about a mile to the west.
>The shadow moves from rooftop to rooftop with blinding speed.
>You slowly shuffle to the forest, refusing to turn your back to the flying beast.
>It's stops on top of a house and stares down at you with red piercing eyes.
>A shiver runs down your spine.
>The forest is too far.
>Looking around, you have to find a friend's house for refuge.
>The creature leaps into the air and spreads it's massive wings in the light of the moon.
>Massive bat wings.
>On a mare's body.
>She swoops down through the air and lands six feet in front of you.
>The bright moonlight illuminates the features of the mare.
>Long Pink hair
>Yellow fur.
>Butterflies on the butt.
>Oh great.
>Phew.
>It's just Fluttershy.
>Probably just looking for another fetish attempt.
"Jeez Fluttershy. You really had me going there for a second."
>She hisses at you loudly and you take a step backward.
>You back slowly away from the beast in front of you.
"Woah... uh.. are you okay girl?"
>"I'm... soo.. hungry Anon."
>She walks towards you and you quicken your pace.
"Well maybe we can grab you some food... uh. Pinkie would probably open up Sugarcube for a snack if we asked... hehe."
>"No Anon."
>She continues to move forward towards you, licking her lips and eyes bearing down at you.
>"I'm hungry... for you."
>She leaps into the air towards you.
>You jump to the side and take an all out sprint towards Lyra's house.
>The yellow demon's wings flap loudly through the air behind you.
>The door is just a few feet away.
>Charging shoulder first, you smash the door open and close it behind you, hearing a loud thump slam into the door.
>"Open the Doooor Anon..."

"Fuck off," you yell back proudly.
>"Pretty pleease Anon? I'll make it worth your whiile..." she coos back at you.
"How about 'no'? Yeah, I'm going to go with 'No'."
>You quickly barricade the door and run upstairs.
"LYRA! LYRA!"
>You open up the door to Lyra's room and find it empty.
>Oh great.
>Now what?
>"AAAANNNEEEERRRRNNNNN!"
>Instantly you are forced to the ground by the force of a 60lb retarded horse.
"Lyler. Get off me. I have way bigger issues to deal with right now."
>You groan at your rotten luck.
"Where is your sister?"
>"SHES SLEEPENG WIT BERNBERN!"
"Ugh. Alright. Fine."
>You don't have time for this bullshit.
>Time Turner's place isn't too far from here.
>If you sneak out the front...
>THE SENSITIVE EARS!
"Lyler. There is candy in Lyra's Bathroom cabinet."
>"CANDY!"
>With the speed of 10 kenyans, Lyra speeds off to the bathroom.
>You tip toe downstairs to avoid any distractions from Lyler.
>Edging your way to the back door, you turn the handle slowly, then slam it with all your might.
>A loud hiss rings out from the front and you sprint to the front door, hoping for a successful distraction.
>Running out the front door, you see the yellow beast fly to the backyard.
>YES!
>Time Turner's place is right-OOMPH
>"DAT WASNT CANDY. IT WAS BIRF CUNTROL."
>"MAMA'S COMING ANON!"
"FUCK!"
>You try to push Lyler off of you, but she punches you in the nose and you begin to bleed.
"LET ME GO!"
>"SEY SURRY!"
"IM SORRY JESUS CHRIST GET THE FUCK OFF ME!"
>"alright ok."
>She gets off of you and you run into the house and slam the door behind you.
>"DAT WUZ CLOZ"
"What? how?"
>How do retards even work?
>You run upstairs and kick open Time Turner's bedroom door.
"Turner I need a -OH GOD!"
>Time Turner and Derpy Look at you in shock as she is pegging him.
>"Uh. One minute please." he replies to you.
>You step outside and just about vomit.
>He comes out into the hall.
>"What do you need."

"Flashlight."
>"Kitchen. Second drawer on the right."
"Thanks. uh. go back to... that."
>"Will do."
>You head downstairs and Lyler is sniffing the door handle.
>After staring at her for a moment, you shake your head and head into the kitchen, where there appears to be the remains of a romantic dinner.
>You find the drawer and grab the flashlight.
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>You go to raise your hands due to the item you've just found.
>However, you forgot that pony houses are small.
>You smash your hands right through the ceiling.
>Shit.
>Well now maybe you can disorient Flutterbat.
>However, this does not mean you can defeat her in Mortal Kombat(tm).
>You must secure a weapon.
>Heading back into the living room, Lyler is hitting the door with her face in response to each knock that Flutterbat makes.
"Lyler."
>"MY FACE FEELS FUNNY!"
"Stop."
>"NO U"
>She hits it even harder and falls over.
>Well, that solved that.
>Suddenly the answer is directly in front of you.
>You have the strongest weapon of all.
>The power of the retard.
>Lyler the Vampony Smasher.
>Grabbing her back hooves, she instantly straightens out like a massive baseball bat.
>No.
>Like a MIGHTY WARHAMMER.
>+10 ATTACK.
>Before you open up the door, you give yourself a pep talk.
>One that boosts your confidence and raises your spirits.
>You remember the words of your great brother Swift_M0nkey.
>"Don't Die."
>Busting through the door, you prepare for your epic war cry, but Lyler beats you to the cut.
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>A loud hiss fills the air.

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>The Flutterbat lands in front of you and charges.
>You swing your retard back and prepare for a hard strike on the vampire.
>Her sharp teeth are bared and her eyes glisten with bloodlust.
>Swinging the retard with all your might you make a direct hit on the bat.
>"WHEEEEEEE" screams Lyler.
>Flutterbat swoops into the air and aims to come at you head on.
"Alright. I want you to headbutt her Lyler."
>"OKAAAAY"
>You swing the mint green pony around in the air like a lasso and toss her at the yellow winged menace.
>She spins around in the air and lines her ass up with Fluttershy's face.
>Before the red eyed batpony can stop her head is forced into Lyler's butt.
>"AMAZING WIN!"
>The ponycentipede falls to the ground and it's yellow half squirms in pain.
>Lyler simply smiles.
>You walk up to her with disappointment. 
"I wanted you to knock her unconscious, not scar her for life."
>"CAN I SUCK YOUR PEEPEE?"
>You stare at her for another moment.
"You know. Nevermind. I'm going home."
>Marching home, you watch the slowly arise on the horizon.
>And so once again, the day has been saved. All thanks to
>Fucking Lyler.